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TV/MoviesRe: What's That Movie You Can't Get Tired To Watch? (Pictures) by Pumpumking: 1:34pm On Aug 29, 2021
TeamLeader:
Not series now just normal movie. I've watched countless movies but these few ones stood out for me because I just can't stop watching them all over

mine

jungle cruise
slumdog millionaire
Alita the battle Angel
KungFu Panda

Etc.

Share yours I might download some
u dont watch blue film? are u gay sir?(no oofense) angry
TV/MoviesRe: What's That Movie You Can't Get Tired To Watch? (Pictures) by Pumpumking: 1:33pm On Aug 29, 2021
TeamLeader:
Not series now just normal movie. I've watched countless movies but these few ones stood out for me because I just can't stop watching them all over

mine

jungle cruise
slumdog millionaire
Alita the battle Angel
KungFu Panda

Etc.

Share yours I might download some
angry
TV/MoviesRe: What's That Movie You Can't Get Tired To Watch? (Pictures) by Pumpumking: 1:25pm On Aug 29, 2021
Megatron77:
Aladin, Bahubali, Alantis, Spartacus blood and sand and Little.
y r u all ways talking about blood or sad news?..are u ok..serrrriisly?(no oofense) undecided
TV/MoviesRe: What's That Movie You Can't Get Tired To Watch? (Pictures) by Pumpumking: 1:23pm On Aug 29, 2021
Megatron77:
Aladin, Bahubali, Alantis, Spartacus blood and sand and Little.
angry
RomanceRe: When Last Did You Visit Your Village? (pictures) by Pumpumking: 1:06pm On Aug 29, 2021
Chimeluv:
that one na your business undecided
this is y u fail school exam & then blame teacher?.. goat. I ask yes or know question but insted u gimme story like farmer.
have u been on aeroplane be for? Yes or gadddem no sir? (no oofense) angry
RomanceRe: Buying You A BMW Car Isnt The Problem! by Pumpumking: 12:52pm On Aug 29, 2021
Patrioticbreed9:
On sunday ? undecided .

You case is beyond hell
.huh? was wrong with watch blue film on Sunday? I hope u not gay sir!!(no oofense) : angry
RomanceRe: . by Pumpumking: 12:48pm On Aug 29, 2021
Adeolaissacutie:
Please guys, help me, I beg on anybody in the millitary to help, a guy I met online has threatened me with nudes and I don't want him to get away with, I don't deserve , I was a good person to him, he took the pictures while I was sleeping and threatened me with it via video call, I don't have any evidence but he showed me the pictures via video call.

Baby I love womens so I love u...especialy if u have yansh.which u should hav
...anyways.Bigest mistake women do is show fear to a man....he cant do $hiiiiit t..truss me.i no.
All u simply do is: send him a photo of himself & simply say: good luck! (Juss 2 word).
If he no u show fear, truss me, he will continue.
such guys r veryeasy to handle...truss me
Let him make the first move.. then we start round 2!!(,real talk) wink


RomanceRe: . by Pumpumking: 12:34pm On Aug 29, 2021
Adeolaissacutie:
Please guys, help me, I beg on anybody in the millitary to help, a guy I met online has threatened me with nudes and I don't want him to get away with, I don't deserve , I was a good person to him, he took the pictures while I was sleeping and threatened me with it via video call, I don't have any evidence but he showed me the pictures via video call.
angry
RomanceRe: . by Pumpumking:
SeekerofTruth1:
Nigerian girls are useless...All of them
is yor mother & gran mother Nigerian sir? (Goat) smiley
RomanceRe: When Last Did You Visit Your Village? (pictures) by Pumpumking: 12:28pm On Aug 29, 2021
Chimeluv:
In January undecided
ok so u a village girl & u sayin u never been on aeroplane....corect?! angry
RomanceRe: When Last Did You Visit Your Village? (pictures) by Pumpumking: 12:25pm On Aug 29, 2021
HafsaUmar:
Yesterday, My uncle came around and took us to our village.

It isn't far from the metropolis, just an hour and half drive.

As usual we brought clothes, perfumes, food and gave them money also, they were very happy to see us, gave us Fura(Fulani's delicacy).

Had a very good time with them, we gisted and strolled to the Village's stream.

We came back around evening, I wanted to post yesterday but I was very tired.

So, When last did you visit your Village?

First picture: me holding Fura in a Calabash.
Second picture: how the village looks like.
bro we dont hav village in London ......we hav
skyscrapa!!!(no oofense) angry
RomanceRe: When Last Did You Visit Your Village? (pictures) by Pumpumking: 12:22pm On Aug 29, 2021
HafsaUmar:
Yesterday, My uncle came around and took us to our village.

It isn't far from the metropolis, just an hour and half drive.

As usual we brought clothes, perfumes, food and gave them money also, they were very happy to see us, gave us Fura(Fulani's delicacy).

Had a very good time with them, we gisted and strolled to the Village's stream.

We came back around evening, I wanted to post yesterday but I was very tired.

So, When last did you visit your Village?

First picture: me holding Fura in a Calabash.
Second picture: how the village looks like.
angry
RomanceRe: Buying You A BMW Car Isnt The Problem! by Pumpumking: 12:20pm On Aug 29, 2021
Patrioticbreed9:
Your case is beyond death
...go n watch blue film jorrrrr!!! ( yong man) angry
RomanceRe: Buying You A BMW Car Isnt The Problem! by Pumpumking: 11:52am On Aug 29, 2021
Patrioticbreed9:
You brian is lacking milk mr man.
Ok patrickcia (goat) undecided
FamilyRe: Can You Sleep Using This Snake Bed Sheet Cover? by Pumpumking: 11:48am On Aug 29, 2021
Winters23:
Classic British attitude

They always say "pardon me" before they stab you in the heart grin

Correction
In london We dont say padddinme, we say innit..eddddiot boy!....now u see imigration don't giv u people visa !!(no oofense) angry
RomanceRe: Fcck Delta State by Pumpumking: 5:42am On Aug 29, 2021
Ilamina:
smiley

F..uck you all
Please can we juss fuk I beg....no loooooong thing business(no oofense & I meannnnit in a good way)..U WANT?? cheesy
RomanceRe: Nigerian Doctor In UK Mocks Nigerian Women After His Gift From UK Woman (Pix) by Pumpumking: 5:12am On Aug 29, 2021
Beebah2000:
Relationship bandithuh
Hahahaha....!!! Chai....!! E pain am ooo grin grin
angry
FamilyRe: Can You Sleep Using This Snake Bed Sheet Cover? by Pumpumking: 10:52pm On Aug 28, 2021
Sunisonflex39:
Are u Mr cork of peckham
.

yessssur. please keeeppit low key quite sir!! (no oofeinse) wink
RomanceRe: Married Men Live In Regret!! They Are SUFFERING!! Don't Be Deceived!! [photos] by Pumpumking: 10:10pm On Aug 28, 2021
TheGidRedpiller:
Of course the men have to be the problem, it can never be the women, they are all saints! Complete bullshit.

ok so u sayin u hate womens becuz u gay...correct? (how sad)
anyways?..u better stop gat coz if govament catch u, u will spend 14year in prison & truss me....those hungry nigerian prisoner will expand yor yansh hole from size 1 to size 37 sir!!!! (true story)) angry
RomanceRe: Buying You A BMW Car Isnt The Problem! by Pumpumking: 8:45pm On Aug 28, 2021
Patrioticbreed9:
The problem is can you pronounce the full name undecided
Romanse section is strictly for chassssin women ......please upload yor thread to car section sir!!! (no oofeinse) angry
RomanceRe: Buying You A BMW Car Isnt The Problem! by Pumpumking: 8:43pm On Aug 28, 2021
Patrioticbreed9:
The problem is can you pronounce the full name undecided
angry
RomanceRe: . by Pumpumking: 5:30pm On Aug 28, 2021
Iyaebe:
Will it give you the satisfaction that made you want to cheat in the first place?
Yes nau....eatin pucccccy is very sweet sir especially when u mix it wit red whine. I can teach u how to eat pucccccy good sir....u want? cheesy
RomanceRe: . by Pumpumking: 5:08pm On Aug 28, 2021
Iyaebe:
Men/Guys how would you react if you found out you can't have/sustain an erection each time you want to cheat/have sex with someone other than your partner but very active only with your wife/fiancée/girlfriend as the case may be.How will you handle or confront such situation?
u simply eat the puccccccccy sir....u don't belief me ask Beebah2000 &
Megatron77 sir!
angry
RomanceRe: . by Pumpumking: 5:07pm On Aug 28, 2021
Iyaebe:
Men/Guys how would you react if you found out you can't have/sustain an erection each time you want to cheat/have sex with someone other than your partner but very active only with your wife/fiancée/girlfriend as the case may be.How will you handle or confront such situation?
angry
RomanceRe: Does Smoking Weed Really Cause Insanity? by Pumpumking: 2:47pm On Aug 28, 2021
BDXTRA:
cheesy for real ? Like seriously cheesy grin or yu dey troll am again? No be dat future is female gal yu dey talk ba?
Yea sir. Candidlady & me smoke the same kinda India made weed. The only difference between me &her is I talk like Gentlemans,she masculine looking lesssbian hero like superman & she all about gay right for women sir. She looking for man thou smiley
RomanceRe: Did You Ever Get Intimate Or Have Sex With Your Sibling(s)? by Pumpumking: 12:09pm On Aug 28, 2021
BigBrother54321:
I happen to belong to a circle of liberals and upwardly mobile young people. We discuss anything any everything.

Over the weekend we started talking about incest and my ears were full. But I remember one time when I was 7 or thereabouts, I had my little sister pinned to the wall and my mom found us. I almost died that day from the beating. Infact the beating was why I will never forget that day. And one of my elders sisters use to make moves on me then but I didn’t like her. If my mom hadn’t caught us or I allowed my other sister, it could have been a different story today.

My point is, these things happen. One lady said she learned how to kiss and suck dick by practicing on her brother. Her elder sister was dis virgin Ed by her father. One said he had sex with his sister twice. Guy! My ear full.

I now know these things are more common than it is. They had stories of many others to share.

If you got yours let’s hear it.

Modification - I trust my people to come with the bashing. I expected worse, its the African way. I’m a Christian and like to pride myself as a child of God. This post is not to glorify incest or the devil. We don’t learn or teach each other by bottling things up and because you have refused to share your experiences don’t mean you are clean. Everyday social media and news space is awash with fathers getting daughters pregnant (especially in Ogun, Lol) but you all think this discussion must not be had.

If most you here were told to sleep with your mother or father for wealth, you’d jump on the idea immediately but the people in this group of friends sharing these experiences will never try such. Learn to understand that when people share certain experience freely it may be because they’ve moved away from the ideology. Try not to be judgmental.

If you’re a person reading this and involved in incest please stop it. Its not worth it. If you have such thoughts now, look for ways to kill them, else you’ll end up regretting it. You’re not wrong, or evil, or cursed for having these thoughts. Its the power of the mind. Many have had these thoughts before you & more will after you. Jettison the idea.

Parents tend to watch their kids when they’re out with others but hardly do so when their kids are with each other, bad idea. These things happen mostly when kids are young & not fully conscious. Adult siblings hardly make moves on each other so please watch your kids closely.

I’m sorry if the topic disgusts you or insults your sensitivities. I’m actively on Quora and Reddit. These are topics we thrash extensively over there. Forgive me.
ok so u sayin u fok yor sister over the week end & u notise she is yor sister on nairaland ...correct?...Brother, i dont meaaanto sound rude but u reallly reallly really need castration help sir!!! (no ofeinse) angry
RomanceRe: Did You Ever Get Intimate Or Have Sex With Your Sibling(s)? by Pumpumking: 12:06pm On Aug 28, 2021
BigBrother54321:
I happen to belong to a circle of liberals and upwardly mobile young people. We discuss anything any everything.

Over the weekend we started talking about incest and my ears were full. But I remember one time when I was 7 or thereabouts, I had my little sister pinned to the wall and my mom found us. I almost died that day from the beating. Infact the beating was why I will never forget that day. And one of my elders sisters use to make moves on me then but I didn’t like her. If my mom hadn’t caught us or I allowed my other sister, it could have been a different story today.

My point is, these things happen. One lady said she learned how to kiss and suck dick by practicing on her brother. Her elder sister was dis virgin Ed by her father. One said he had sex with his sister twice. Guy! My ear full.

I now know these things are more common than it is. They had stories of many others to share.

If you got yours let’s hear it.

Modification - I trust my people to come with the bashing. I expected worse, its the African way. I’m a Christian and like to pride myself as a child of God. This post is not to glorify incest or the devil. We don’t learn or teach each other by bottling things up and because you have refused to share your experiences don’t mean you are clean. Everyday social media and news space is awash with fathers getting daughters pregnant (especially in Ogun, Lol) but you all think this discussion must not be had.

If most you here were told to sleep with your mother or father for wealth, you’d jump on the idea immediately but the people in this group of friends sharing these experiences will never try such. Learn to understand that when people share certain experience freely it may be because they’ve moved away from the ideology. Try not to be judgmental.

If you’re a person reading this and involved in incest please stop it. Its not worth it. If you have such thoughts now, look for ways to kill them, else you’ll end up regretting it. You’re not wrong, or evil, or cursed for having these thoughts. Its the power of the mind. Many have had these thoughts before you & more will after you. Jettison the idea.

Parents tend to watch their kids when they’re out with others but hardly do so when their kids are with each other, bad idea. These things happen mostly when kids are young & not fully conscious. Adult siblings hardly make moves on each other so please watch your kids closely.

I’m sorry if the topic disgusts you or insults your sensitivities. I’m actively on Quora and Reddit. These are topics we thrash extensively over there. Forgive me.
angry
RomanceRe: Something I Noticed About Girls by Pumpumking: 12:03pm On Aug 28, 2021
bodybuilder:
I noticed from my experience that you're more likely to fvck a girl again if you don't contact her having sex with her for the first time.
How many of you guys can relate to this? And girls why what's your reason?
.. son..dont u have school homewok?? angry
RomanceRe: Something I Noticed About Girls by Pumpumking: 12:02pm On Aug 28, 2021
bodybuilder:
I noticed from my experience that you're more likely to fvck a girl again if you don't contact her having sex with her for the first time.
How many of you guys can relate to this? And girls why what's your reason?
angry
FamilyRe: Just Married 50 Years Ago: Cute Pictures Of My Parents' Wedding Anniversary. by Pumpumking: 7:25am On Aug 28, 2021
africandollar:
Na wa o! Simple word problem you don fail am already! No be you get F9 for Maths that year? angry shocked
is yor comon sence comon sir? dint u hear OP say his parent is a 50year olf twin & they marry when they waz 15year old meanin the dad marrry under age babe at 15 years old which technically make him peterfile if he was here in London becuz here in London, if u marry under age babe, pilice will arest u & jail u for peterfilelism which is known has sleeepin with under age babes......bro do u have teliviision, do u were glassses & have u beento london sir? (no oofeinse) angry
RomanceRe: I Cant sleeep please help! by Pumpumking(op): 1:47am On Aug 28, 2021
Ladies I still cant sleep please innit. Please I need to talk to babe. Ladies can we talks but please keeeeepit clean? Please come quiksmiley

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