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RomanceIs It Possble To Fall In Love With Waiteress... by Pumpumking(op):


Please is it posible to fall in love wit sexxxy waiter from a nightclub.....I saw her 2 days ago.. it was love at forst sight in the bar.
Please advise? angry

RomanceRe: A Nairalander Tie The Knot With Old Time Course Mate 15 Years After Graduation. by Pumpumking: 2:01pm On Sep 04, 2021
mosaicafrique:
We were course mate in the same Department (Marketing), we weren't close but I still admired her from a far due to her religious life and character during school hours and after school activities. We graduated and left the school in pursuit for Greener pastures. 15 years after school we met in Lagos State at the ever busy Iyana iba market after the close of work we bumped into each other on a rainy evening and that was how we made it a success after dating for a year plus. To God be the glory.
bro she ain't lightskin enough sir!!(no oofense) angry
RomanceRe: A Nairalander Tie The Knot With Old Time Course Mate 15 Years After Graduation. by Pumpumking: 2:01pm On Sep 04, 2021
mosaicafrique:
We were course mate in the same Department (Marketing), we weren't close but I still admired her from a far due to her religious life and character during school hours and after school activities. We graduated and left the school in pursuit for Greener pastures. 15 years after school we met in Lagos State at the ever busy Iyana iba market after the close of work we bumped into each other on a rainy evening and that was how we made it a success after dating for a year plus. To God be the glory.
angry
RomanceRe: If You Are A Shy Guy You Need To See This..... by Pumpumking: 1:36pm On Sep 04, 2021
Beebah2000:
angry angry angry
Ok win. I apologice. Am sorry. So wot can I say or do juss to get some? cheesy
Nairaland GeneralRe: What Can Calm You Down When You Are Angry?? by Pumpumking: 11:16am On Sep 04, 2021
Juliusmomoh:
When am angry the only thing that can calm me down at that moment is 'rap music'.

If not, the anger remain still.

Now over to you

What can calm you down when angry??

Share !!!
..booooooooooooooosi sir!!! cheesy
RomanceRe: If You Are A Shy Guy You Need To See This..... by Pumpumking: 11:13am On Sep 04, 2021
Beebah2000:
I know say e head dey like Zuma rock cheesy
Listin up sweery . I dint come here to sell ground nut...r we kindly yanshing or we not kindly yanshin please? I no I love u nau (true story) angry
RomanceRe: How Do Some Guys Masturbate On Daily Basis? by Pumpumking: 11:08am On Sep 04, 2021
FreeSpirited:
Masturbation is something i tried to avoid as much as possible. Even when I slide back into it..it's usually once or twice in a month...and must be time I'm without a bitch...
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....And it takes me over a week to recover to my normal energy level and zeal for every one ejaculation from self service.....I'm not sure if it's a sign of low libido..reason I steer clear of masturbation...
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Then I hear of people who fap everyday... like u get horney and urge for sex everyday? I don't get it..
And how do u replenish the lost energy after multiple repetitive fapping?... I feel repetitive fapping or ejaculation should make u lose the urge for sex for days at least for me...yet people fap daily .. ..Is it high libido? or just joblessness?...confused
son..gooooooooooooooooooooogle BLUE FILM gadddddemmmmmit!!!(no oofense( angry
RomanceRe: How Do Some Guys Masturbate On Daily Basis? by Pumpumking: 11:05am On Sep 04, 2021
FreeSpirited:
Masturbation is something i tried to avoid as much as possible. Even when I slide back into it..it's usually once or twice in a month...and must be time I'm without a bitch...
.
....And it takes me over a week to recover to my normal energy level and zeal for every one ejaculation from self service.....I'm not sure if it's a sign of low libido..reason I steer clear of masturbation...
.
Then I hear of people who fap everyday... like u get horney and urge for sex everyday? I don't get it..
And how do u replenish the lost energy after multiple repetitive fapping?... I feel repetitive fapping or ejaculation should make u lose the urge for sex for days at least for me...yet people fap daily .. ..Is it high libido? or just joblessness?...confused
angry
RomanceRe: . by Pumpumking: 4:15am On Sep 04, 2021
Megatron77:
Nope
I cant sleep..so wot u wereing?
RomanceRe: Paul Okoye Of P-square Is Officially DOOMED Following His Divorce Case!! [photo] by Pumpumking: 4:14am On Sep 04, 2021
DrAkpa:
Shut up
Go baccccktoo bed jorrr undecided
CelebritiesRe: Annie Idibia Drags 2Face Idibia On Instagram Over One Of His Baby Mamas by Pumpumking: 4:11am On Sep 04, 2021
Chimeluv:
After everything she will be fine huh
So wot u wereing sir? cheesy
CrimeRe: Chidinma Ojukwu: Fake Drivers’ License, Intl Passport, Other Items Recovered by Pumpumking: 4:10am On Sep 04, 2021
Heiterkeit:
She's even a Nairalander, and her victim was too.
So wot u wereing again? cheesy
RomanceRe: She Now Choose intimacy gadgets Over Me. by Pumpumking: 4:09am On Sep 04, 2021
Beebah2000:
Hehehehe.....!! Na wa ooo.
This I have not seen.
I juss cant sleep...so wot u wereing again??...color, bra size/type, see tru pyjamas?...wot wot wot & things ??(,please hurry) cheesy
RomanceRe: The Future Is Truly Female..what A Shame(pics) by Pumpumking: 4:05am On Sep 04, 2021
BigYash:
You likes na why the hoes dey worst everyday. You're supposed to reason like a man and not a hoe... Why pussy dey make some guys no get sense ,na em I no understand.. Just because of intestine o.. Na wah for una o .. Girl wen community dey fvck,na em you dey use bold letters dey defend.. Pump action king ,continue o,but note that these hoes no send you.
Brother. Tanks for the tankofakamic advise sir...I love women!! undecided
RomanceRe: The Future Is Truly Female..what A Shame(pics) by Pumpumking: 4:02am On Sep 04, 2021
magic8balljuice:
i hate women
Congrats! undecided
RomanceRe: Can You Marry A Woman Who Takes Hard Drugs? by Pumpumking: 8:16pm On Sep 03, 2021
Beebah2000:
Men, can you marry a woman who takes hard drugshuh

Why not....I will yansh the sweet heck outter her...kaiiii....babes r u on drug?? cheesy
RomanceRe: Nairaland Redpillers by Pumpumking: 7:59pm On Sep 03, 2021
Beebah2000:
I am very rude cheesy cheesy
..and That's y u ain't garrrrrrrrrrra man!! grin grin grin
RomanceRe: The Future Is Truly Female..what A Shame(pics) by Pumpumking: 7:40pm On Sep 03, 2021
Crossroad1:
For every defense a woman put out for bad attitude, 10 more cases replaced it.
They've reduced themselves to sex objects and are not ashamed to do anything just to live a good life.
Well, who doesn't want to live a good life? Even I wanted to enjoy life by contracting a hookup girl who later fumbled.. (I know that rabid dog will still come for my head on this).

But see, we have jobs women can take to augment life and Bleep, they always have an upper hand in every damn situation but they always want to do almost nothing to live a good life..
A man is allowed to work his life to almost death to take care of his family but all a woman think is to just breeze in, enjoy the good life and when things fall apart, they leave..
One even said"i am in for the better but when it turns to worst, that's for someone else ".
Till now, I haven't seen a woman who successfully answered this question.
WHAT SHOULD A WOMAN BRING TO THE TABLE IN MARRIAGE OR RELATIONSHIP?
a female friend even told me that," never test a woman with money, none will pass that test..
More like saying, every woman has a price!!

So I saw these pictures on the internet yesterday.

I know most of you will ignore the message and attack the messenger ut believe me, I no go get time to reply unless those who will want to go too far with their comments..
LET'S TRASH THE POINT TOGETHER AND NOT THROW TANTRUM..
argue or raise your point with facts..

Cc thegidiredpiller

Son...I beg I beg I beggggggggggggggggy....if u dont like women.....kindly leave the womens to us & kindly go n yansh thegidiredpiller!. He ready 4u sir!!!(no oofense) angry
RomanceRe: The Future Is Truly Female..what A Shame(pics) by Pumpumking: 7:38pm On Sep 03, 2021
Crossroad1:
For every defense a woman put out for bad attitude, 10 more cases replaced it.
They've reduced themselves to sex objects and are not ashamed to do anything just to live a good life.
Well, who doesn't want to live a good life? Even I wanted to enjoy life by contracting a hookup girl who later fumbled.. (I know that rabid dog will still come for my head on this).

But see, we have jobs women can take to augment life and Bleep, they always have an upper hand in every damn situation but they always want to do almost nothing to live a good life..
A man is allowed to work his life to almost death to take care of his family but all a woman think is to just breeze in, enjoy the good life and when things fall apart, they leave..
One even said"i am in for the better but when it turns to worst, that's for someone else ".
Till now, I haven't seen a woman who successfully answered this question.
WHAT SHOULD A WOMAN BRING TO THE TABLE IN MARRIAGE OR RELATIONSHIP?
a female friend even told me that," never test a woman with money, none will pass that test..
More like saying, every woman has a price!!

So I saw these pictures on the internet yesterday.

I know most of you will ignore the message and attack the messenger ut believe me, I no go get time to reply unless those who will want to go too far with their comments..
LET'S TRASH THE POINT TOGETHER AND NOT THROW TANTRUM..
argue or raise your point with facts..

Cc thegidiredpiller
angry
RomanceRe: Nairaland Redpillers by Pumpumking: 7:37pm On Sep 03, 2021
Beebah2000:
I ask another question, u dey ask me another question. I go slap u ooo.
U too rude sha! undecided
RomanceRe: Seriously In Need Of Advise/Help. At a critical situation (photo) by Pumpumking: 7:29pm On Sep 03, 2021
Schoolboy877:
Good day my brothers and sisters in the lord..
This is like my first time coming online to ask for public opinion..So, I won't bore you with stories am just gonna make it brief..

So, I have a friend that I've been helping to keep his money ( 110k) for almost two weeks now..
I've never touched a kobo from his money but today..
A thought crossed my mind and I've been thinking of it but again, if this idea of mine fails.. omoh na serious Casala be that o..
Here's the so called thought."Today is WC qualification and am thinking of of playing 1.8-2 odds with the 110k..
My gain would be like 80k sha..
I'm thinking of playing
Austria
Portugal
France and Latvia..
All straight win..
What's your thought guys undecided
ok bro...good news Is I will giv u 2 babe ..Megatron77 & Beebah2000. They r single & all ways ready to samba sir!! (((TANK ME LATER)) wink
RomanceRe: Nairaland Redpillers by Pumpumking: 7:25pm On Sep 03, 2021
Beebah2000:
I ask another question, u dey ask me another question. I go slap u ooo.
Do u relice according to my calculator ..u now owe me 2week punnnnnnny for the stress & agro u still puttin me tru....we need to discuss (serrrriosly) undecided
RomanceRe: Nairaland Redpillers by Pumpumking: 7:19pm On Sep 03, 2021
Beebah2000:
NAIRALAND REDPILLERS, ARE YOU GOING TO BE A REDPILLER TILL U DIEhuh
I beggggggy can we juss smash & be friends (no storys)
......U WANT? cheesy
RomanceRe: Nairaland Redpillers by Pumpumking: 7:19pm On Sep 03, 2021
Beebah2000:
NAIRALAND REDPILLERS, ARE YOU GOING TO BE A REDPILLER TILL U DIEhuh
angry
FamilyRe: Can You Sleep Using This Snake Bed Sheet Cover? by Pumpumking: 4:19pm On Sep 03, 2021
Sunisonflex39:
You just need to reply the mail and the conversation will be open..
Sip I juss messaged you
RomanceRe: Annie Idibia Is Big Clown. by Pumpumking: 1:55pm On Sep 03, 2021
bodybuilder:
Whatever. She is the chosen one among all the babymamas, she should be happy about that. She always knew the man had babymamas before married him. I bet people warned her against it, but you went ahead because it's Tuface(handsome, rich and famous nigga). She consented to risk. A price to pay for marrying a such nigga. Do you want him to be deadbeat dad? Let him not spend time with kids or what? You can't eat your cake and have it in this life. You know say the guy na father of all nations but you still marry am.
You see fire you put your hand inside, you come dey complain say fire born you.

This is to all these girls they think can change a guy lol. Clownz
..bro..please can I fart near yor mouth & upper nose so u can stop posting dumb thread sir? (no oofense) angry
CelebritiesRe: Baby Mamas, 2face, Okafor's Law & Annie Idibia by Pumpumking: 11:34am On Sep 03, 2021
Ikwerelastborn:
https://www.nairaland.com/6733168/annie-idibia-tuface-family-never

Team Babe Mamas Hope You're Learning From 2face And Annie Saga

From the above link one will think babe mamas have got worse problems than family people. I tell people there is no easy way or short cut out of life.you think you as a man having babe mamas will cure your troubles from women,never. 2baba is obviously still screwing those babe mamas via okafors law grin grin

Verdict: if you dont want women wahala don't think of having kids, either through marriage or babe mama.just de your dey.
dakskin women?...wha tha fok?...this 2pac boy is stewwwwpid mennn. is there no lightskin women in his compound or area? 3 dakskin women?
Desparate mofo! (no oofense)
angry
CelebritiesRe: Baby Mamas, 2face, Okafor's Law & Annie Idibia by Pumpumking: 11:32am On Sep 03, 2021
Ikwerelastborn:
https://www.nairaland.com/6733168/annie-idibia-tuface-family-never

Team Babe Mamas Hope You're Learning From 2face And Annie Saga

From the above link one will think babe mamas have got worse problems than family people. I tell people there is no easy way or short cut out of life.you think you as a man having babe mamas will cure your troubles from women,never. 2baba is obviously still screwing those babe mamas via okafors law grin grin

Verdict: if you dont want women wahala don't think of having kids, either through marriage or babe mama.just de your dey.
angry
RomanceWow...am Done....its GONE!!!!!! by Pumpumking(op):



Wizkid ticket juss sold out angry
RomanceRe: Struggling With Vaginal Dryness 2 by Pumpumking: 10:43am On Sep 03, 2021
Sexplaystore2:
Allow your body get to the point of pleasurable penetration. A woman's arousal process differs from a man's and requires some time to get to the point of optimal arousal and pleasurable penetration. Rushing right to penetration because your man has an erection will overtime cause you to lubricate less and less, because you are telling your body that you don't need its lubrication. Educate yourself and your spouse to understand the importance of allowing your body reach optimum arousal before penetration happens.

Try Lube. If you are fully aroused and still find you are not lubricating, lubricants are your friend. As a matter of fact, lubricants can help your body's lubrication kick in as arousal and pleasure increase. There is no shame in needing a little help, however I recommend that you use lube when you've allowed your body attempt to do its thing.. except of course you are going for a quickie.

Relaxation. Stress interferes with arousal and often times, the stress of running your daily activities coupled with the expectation for you to be a sex vixen at night (after a full day's work) might be a lot. Consciously take time to find activities that relax you. Exercises like breathing exercises can help you relax. Activities such as taking a long bath, listening to soft music with the lights turned off in a cool environment, getting a massage from your spouse etc can help you relax and make your body more responsive to arousal. Find what works for you and start doing it!

Kegel exercises. If you know me, you know I am a kegel crusader and that's because it works! Kegels and other pelvic floor exercises (if done correctly) will get the blood flowing to your vaginal tissues thereby increasing vaginal lubrication. They also help to strengthen your pelvic floor muscles, gives you more intense orgasms and increase sexual pleasure. So what's not to love about kegels?
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TheGidRedpiller definitely need help coz his vagina dry sir....he been acting weird & posting senseless thread sir!! angry
RomanceRe: Easiest Way To Know If A Guy Is Behind A Female Moniker On Nairaland. by Pumpumking: 10:38am On Sep 03, 2021
Beebah2000:
see am. E no do secondary school, that's why e no fit spell school.
angry
RomanceRe: Na How Much Be Olosho by Pumpumking:
imaxx:
I will also arrive 9ja next week plz drop your number. I will stay Iyana-ipaja area lag
3k

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