₦airaland Forum

siofra:
It's God that saved me today, if not you people would have not seen me on this forum again.
This boy opened his armpit beside me today and I almost died.

Nigerian men please pay attention to your hygiene, I beg you in the name of whatever you hold dear. Stop attempted murder, abeg

Please, bathe and brush your teeth and look good and smell good, before you come here and start crying about how your girlfriend cheated on you not knowing it's your bad personal hygiene that caused it.


According to stats, 80% of Nigerian men don't bathe.
98% of them do not wash their boxers and 99.98% of them don't brush their teeth.

Imagine!!

Women, if you have a good partner with good personal hygiene please hold him very tight. They are not up to three in Nigeria again.

Prettygirl200:
sorry I was finding it difficult to open my mail have sent u a message though

mizzhathaway:
Thanks for this

xstyrichy:
Always use your discretion to avoid people walking all over you. And ask for God's grace to discern and be wise concerning things like this.

Jolene201:
Don't you dare mention me again you this animal

mizzhathaway:
What's my moniker doing here. You must be crzy.. wereyy

calm down nah...is it iligal to wanto have 3some wit u, Jolene201 & Prettygirl200?cant u juss takkkit has a compliemnmnent? please calm down & act like a lady for ones....kaiiii!!!

specialraph10:
Please don't mind my grammatical errors. It might be long but please take your time to read this. Hello nairalanders, I need your advice please, bashing is welcome. I'm a guy in my late 20's, I have this first girl (Let me just call her Bola) we've been dating since 2019. Bola and I have went through a lot, she stick by me through thick and thin and never cheated on me despite her Mum said her daughter can't marry people from our place but she stood her ground. Fast forward to last year February I felt she wasn't caring like she used to do so I cheated on her, few weeks later I started seeing this dude around her and later found that they are now dating, I felt so hurt badly because I really love her and wish to marry her but she doesn't seem submissive or love me like she used to do. Two weeks later she called me and begged me that we should come back together, I accepted her back because I love her but during the time she was dating this guy I met another lady (Let me call her Tope). I got her pregnant and she was ready to be my wife. She is very loyal and submissive but the truth is I love Bola more and she is my type of lady. Around April this year, Tope gave birth to a beautiful girl but Bola and I already broke up a week before Tope gave birth and she never knew Tope was pregnant because I traveled and wasn't really around so we didn't see , meanwhile I met this lady( Let me call her Kemi), we're same age, she is a single mother of two year old boy, she works in an hospital and have been caring for my needs since February that I met her. Don't let me lie to you guys, Kemi has always been there for me for almost everyday since I met her. When Tope gave birth I posted it on my WhatsApp and Bola saw it but ignored thinking I just post the picture of someone else child to make her feel jealous, a week later we did my daughter's naming and I posted it, it was until then she knew it's true but couldn't believe. She texted me and I said when we see I'll explain to her, she came to my place I apologise to her and she forgave me. Few weeks later she met Kemi at my place, she got mad and embarrassed me so much in front of my neighbours and everybody, the embarrassment was too much that I feel like the ground should swallow me. Meanwhile my family don't want Tope because of where she is from too. For me I love Bola more than all of them but she seem not ready for marriage, she is in her mid 20's. Please house advise me on who to marry among the 3 of them. Please mods move this to front page

specialraph10:
Please don't mind my grammatical errors. It might be long but please take your time to read this. Hello nairalanders, I need your advice please, bashing is welcome. I'm a guy in my late 20's, I have this first girl (Let me just call her Bola) we've been dating since 2019. Bola and I have went through a lot, she stick by me through thick and thin and never cheated on me despite her Mum said her daughter can't marry people from our place but she stood her ground. Fast forward to last year February I felt she wasn't caring like she used to do so I cheated on her, few weeks later I started seeing this dude around her and later found that they are now dating, I felt so hurt badly because I really love her and wish to marry her but she doesn't seem submissive or love me like she used to do. Two weeks later she called me and begged me that we should come back together, I accepted her back because I love her but during the time she was dating this guy I met another lady (Let me call her Tope). I got her pregnant and she was ready to be my wife. She is very loyal and submissive but the truth is I love Bola more and she is my type of lady. Around April this year, Tope gave birth to a beautiful girl but Bola and I already broke up a week before Tope gave birth and she never knew Tope was pregnant because I traveled and wasn't really around so we didn't see , meanwhile I met this lady( Let me call her Kemi), we're same age, she is a single mother of two year old boy, she works in an hospital and have been caring for my needs since February that I met her. Don't let me lie to you guys, Kemi has always been there for me for almost everyday since I met her. When Tope gave birth I posted it on my WhatsApp and Bola saw it but ignored thinking I just post the picture of someone else child to make her feel jealous, a week later we did my daughter's naming and I posted it, it was until then she knew it's true but couldn't believe. She texted me and I said when we see I'll explain to her, she came to my place I apologise to her and she forgave me. Few weeks later she met Kemi at my place, she got mad and embarrassed me so much in front of my neighbours and everybody, the embarrassment was too much that I feel like the ground should swallow me. Meanwhile my family don't want Tope because of where she is from too. For me I love Bola more than all of them but she seem not ready for marriage, she is in her mid 20's. Please house advise me on who to marry among the 3 of them. Please mods move this to front page

unamamatoto:

LadyD22:
What's that weird thing you do in secret that you're not sure others do ?

1)I take pics and videos of myself naked or in nice undies just to look at it , it boosts my confidence , I don't send it anywhere and my face doesn't show but I keep it coz I like it , it depends on my mood , sometimes I do all these trends like bust it and I don't post it , coz I know my family people

2)I talk to myself , out loud , like I'm talking to people , I use a different accent and just have a full blown conversation , motivational speech , is this part of some mental health issue that i haven't heard about?

3)I sniff my undies to detect any abnormal smell , and I check for any stain or discharge that's not normal , I love when I take it off , just about to wash it and it still looks good as new , I have never been caught but I don't think it's bad, but like I don't want to be seen in the process, that would be embarrassing

The only exception is when I'm on my period or ovulating but I still observe the color coz these infections can be tricky , not for me to be running around when it has really gone deep , I fear disease pass death

Truvelisback:
Do u need glasses or what? Did i say women act stupid?

Truvelisback:
This has nothing to do with being a hard guy or not. It's abt knowing ur self-worth and maintaining it.

Truvelisback:
It's obvious that u are one of them.

iLegendd:
I went to UBA to get an Africard to link to my UK PayPal, so I decided to take a picture with my cheap phone.

Anyway, upload your 31/12/2019 picture and whoever gets the highest likes and shares will get a couple of thousand Naira recharge card gift from me.

iLegendd:
I went to UBA to get an Africard to link to my UK PayPal, so I decided to take a picture with my cheap phone.

Anyway, upload your 31/12/2019 picture and whoever gets the highest likes and shares will get a couple of thousand Naira recharge card gift from me.

Truvelisback:
Good day, fellas. Why do some guys act stupid whenever they are around ladies? Maybe beautiful ladies. They tend to lack self-control and somehow make these ladies feel like a god that needs to be worshiped and be praised. It's somehow annoying when i see these. Guys, i know she might be beautiful but pls, avoid doing this.

Johndagr8t:
After thousands of instagram bombing, facebook bombing, bitcoin trading,quora bombing and my medicine store.



I am officially a seven figure dude now

Johndagr8t:
After thousands of instagram bombing, facebook bombing, bitcoin trading,quora bombing and my medicine store.



I am officially a seven figure dude now

unamamatoto:

virginprincess:
,maybe he has mouth odour .

Shikini:
https://thenationonlineng.net/im-fully-ready-to-support-peter-obi-financially/amp/

WOW...peter obe aint even precident yet & she want to sleeeep wit him already.....WOW!!!

Prettygirl200:
imagine u want to buy me with money. Oga shift Como from my mention.

Prettygirl200:
imagine u want to buy me with money. Oga shift Como from my mention.

KarmaXNow:
Azzhole, Stop copying Mr. Cork you can never be him...

Prettygirl200:
He is not the type that bleeps prostitute, he like relationships more than hookup stuff. He is not sex freeck so am the only one in his life.

Jolene201:
Bonjour,ca va bien..et toi?

Favorolasupo:
Bonjour,,comment allez-vous aujourd'hui?

BeanmanX:
Majority of Naija girls are oloshos...may God help us

bro i pay 50 to 150 k on ladies & between 150k and 180k on lightskin of halfcast women...so please please please .... if u dont have moiney, quit callin them Olosho...
DAVIDO SAID IT BEST SIR..... "if u no get moiney...HIDE YOR FACE!!!!(no ofeinse)

KarmaXNow:
See this teenage mediocre calling his Dad's mate Son..?
Your brain is leaking ...

diamondvil:
May u, ur family and all that concerneth u experience the manslaughter going on in nigeria.ijn,amen. may all ds wickedness com into ur dwelling place ijn,amen. idiot. fool

Trendylove:
Please repent and give your life to Christ
There is no more time oo now is the time
Tomorrow might be too late.
There is no repentance in grave.

Victor2707:
Avoid this behaviour.

Sex is not just physical, it goes deeper into your spiritual domain.

Prostitutes are dirty mortals.

They will infect you with filthy spirits which will destroy your life.

QUESTION SIR!!!
bro to be honest it is wrong for men pay women for sexxxx...really wrong.... we all agreee..however question is if i have 3some with Jolene201.. mizzhathaway & Prettygirl200 from nairaland coz they love me & i love them.. & i dont pay....does this make me a gentleman for not payin & i get a pass...correct? is this ok sir? are u sayin we are ok if we dont pay for sexx sir?