₦airaland Forum

Beautygoddesss:
who is dis one

khiaa:
You're correct, I must do it before I die.

meobizy:
That’s why he refuses to sell this venture. Lazy youth.

Animegirl:
I'm just curious.

Stallionhorse:
Omo! My people today vibes different sha!!
After sitting I traffic for 4 he's coming back from lekki, when I got home I was feeling bored and depressed so I went and bought my usual 4 fufu and melon soup with one big fish.. After eating my stomyhach was too full so I say make I buy sachet take digest the fufu.. Ended up drinking like 6 sachet of action bitters then my oga down below started his own.. Omo! I just dey call all the girls for my phone then I realized that what I'm looking for in sokoto is right in front of my eyes, the girl selling sachet drink.. She is curvy and short has a good ass and was wearing a shirt gown, I just need humble myself find one place sit Don near am start to gist her while buying kpomo back to back to cure the Highness.. Omo! I don't know when I told this girl * You go sweet to Bleep sha*! She just laughed and told me no p that she would soon close that I should buy her dinner.. I told her I will make indomie and eggs for her with tea she said yes.. Omo! My people as I'm typing this she is having dinner in my place Now and the rest will be story for sure..
I just want to let all my guys know be bold enough to say rubbish to a girl she will fall like naira to dollars asap!! Good night my guys.. Make I go start my matter..

Stallionhorse:
Omo! My people today vibes different sha!!
After sitting I traffic for 4 he's coming back from lekki, when I got home I was feeling bored and depressed so I went and bought my usual 4 fufu and melon soup with one big fish.. After eating my stomach was too full so I say make I buy sachet take digest the fufu.. Ended up drinking like 6 sachet of action bitters then my oga down below started his own.. Omo! I just dey call all the girls for my phone then I realized that what I'm looking for in sokoto is right in front of my eyes, the girl selling sachet drink.. She is curvy and short has a good ass and was wearing a shirt gown, I just need humble myself find one place sit Don near am start to gist her while buying kpomo back to back to cure the Highness.. Omo! I don't know when I told this girl * You go sweet to Bleep sha*! She just laughed and told me no p that she would soon close that I should buy her dinner.. I told her I will make indomie and eggs for her with tea she said yes.. Omo! My people as I'm typing this she is having dinner in my place Now and the rest will be story for sure..
I just want to let all my guys know be bold enough to say rubbish to a girl she will fall like naira to dollars asap!! Good night my guys.. Make I go start my matter..

Abosede512:
This is too much, Nigeria had finished. God please come to our rescue, if it's our son's, please God forgive us, have mercy on us.��������

juman:
Hardly you see a nigerian leader that is not really stained.

neoG:
OP enjoy. This is really a key reminder that time flies and Nigeria my country reversed backwards instead of forward like other countries. If I see I will eat. I miss am.

Savagr:
one of the famous people that ever existed on nairaland iLegend taught me was that sometimes seek attention or clout and use that to make an impact on people positively.
he will always write some funny articles,post it here and most people will make jest of him
some will grab the point in it and some will just take the message as it is without looking inwards to see the main teaching in it.
just as elon musk did yesterday, the twitter board tried selling him twitter in order to exploit him but the African in him outsmarted them.
most times, he posts things as cruise but there's always a hidden message in it that shows a great moral lesson.
so this has always been the way of illegend
and that's one of the best way to teach people because only the wise and intelligent sees the hidden message.
kudos to illegend, he's truly a genius, a legend who impacted many lives especially mine and will always do.

Savagr:
one of the famous people that ever existed on nairaland iLegend taught me was that sometimes seek attention or clout and use that to make an impact on people positively.
he will always write some funny articles,post it here and most people will make jest of him
some will grab the point in it and some will just take the message as it is without looking inwards to see the main teaching in it.
just as elon musk did yesterday, the twitter board tried selling him twitter in order to exploit him but the African in him outsmarted them.
most times, he posts things as cruise but there's always a hidden message in it that shows a great moral lesson.
so this has always been the way of illegend
and that's one of the best way to teach people because only the wise and intelligent sees the hidden message.
kudos to illegend, he's truly a genius, a legend who impacted many lives especially mine and will always do.

ASAPFERG:
Hello y'all
Please how lucrative is brothel business, and how much would it cost to set up one..
I need replies

Prettygirl200:
This guy are u that obessed with me Mentioning me everywhere, seriously? Just take it easy cux no matter how hard u try to I aren't accepting u period.!!!!

walkbrazil4k:
The guy that was filming this woman was surprised and he was wondering if this is real or fake what do you think guys,

https://www.walkbrazil4k.com/2022/07/is-this-backside-real-or-surgically.html?m=1

sherylbaky:
Op, u don't need to beat urself up, different people with different timing, don't just stop trying. Ur time would come. Thank ur stars u have a parent's house to stay, some don't.
Our useless leaders are eating us up... tell me how that's ur fault? stop worrying and focus.

NACE13:
Dude, just hand over your Mum's phone back to her and go to bed.

ok white boy ...u muss be related to Siofra

emeryl:
how about mi 9.....

NACE13:
To an extent, she is right but got it wrong with the generalization. Most guys don't believe in personal hygiene. I have witnessed some guys play football, all sweaty. They just squeezed the sweat off their shirt, let it dry, then put it back on and came to sit beside me at the viewing centre. I just had to relocate sharperly.
I have another of my colleague who's got this bad BO. He came close to another female colleague and hugged her. Her facial expression alone said it all
Those are the kind of things I dread abeg.
Using roll-on won't kill you guys, try and take your bath after the day's activity, use good body spray, and if you can't affford it, you can buy those oil perfumes that are sold for ₦300.
I always have my mouth-spray or bubble gum with me in case I eat junks.
Smelling good goes a long way o

see yor cokonut head like bitter lemon.....so becuz yor friends hav body oduor & u drink mouth spray when u talk to women...u think all nigerians have mouth odour too....correct? ..are u from Chad?(no oofeinse)

siofra:
Bring it, if thunder will not strike you now now!

siofra:
It's God that saved me today, if not you people would have not seen me on this forum again.
This boy opened his armpit beside me today and I almost died.

Nigerian men please pay attention to your hygiene, I beg you in the name of whatever you hold dear. Stop attempted murder, abeg

Please, bathe and brush your teeth and look good and smell good, before you come here and start crying about how your girlfriend cheated on you not knowing it's your bad personal hygiene that caused it.


According to stats, 80% of Nigerian men don't bathe.
98% of them do not wash their boxers and 99.98% of them don't brush their teeth.

Imagine!!

Women, if you have a good partner with good personal hygiene please hold him very tight. They are not up to three in Nigeria again.

Onyi22:
Men are Useless, all of them

FutureIsFemale:
Men will always be men. Anything with a hole they would always want to insert their rusty sticks.

A pregnant woman in Labour for that matter.

This rapist gender would rape animals, babies, adults just anything with hole.. May God help us

FutureIsFemale:
Men will always be men. Anything with a hole they would always want to insert their rusty sticks.

A pregnant woman in Labour for that matter.

This rapist gender would rape animals, babies, adults just anything with hole.. May God help us

sanesta:
Your honest reason why you’re not dating anyone right now?

sanesta:
Your honest reason why you’re not dating anyone right now?

flejnr2:
The bomber

Johndagr8t:
tell ur dad to come and check my balance

Konjiboii:
So I needed to restock groceries in the house so I head out to the supermarket but had to park my car a few walking distance because the lot was filled up,after much shopping I was heading out when I saw this bodacious looking babe and had to strike a convo.
After much yarn we exchanged numbers and i was pushing my trolley alongside her to get to my car when this dude in a matrix drove pass and her olosho personality switched over and she started doing busy body, me when sabi observe women from afar don already calculate her plans and from that instant I just lost interest and rolled away.
Alas the young man no send her while I was already putting my goods away in the boot of my Mercedes GLC 300,while heading out I saw madam doing leg over to avoid puddles while I intentionally raise my volume up listening to 38 spesh.
The sad thing about the whole thing was the fact I was actually feeling her. The ass was massive and her tits was huge. Oh well, I will just stay off my area girls for a while.

^^^^^kaii..this homebase peole mennn...anyways

bro..so u sayin were drivin a trolley to pick up Olosho babe at a super market & u want to collect babe nomba.....corrrect?
bro i dont meanto sound rudes & i have 2 question:


1. is trolley wot yor mates are drivin
2. are u ok sir?(no oofeinse)

Konjiboii:
So I needed to restock groceries in the house so I head out to the supermarket but had to park my car a few walking distance because the lot was filled up,after much shopping I was heading out when I saw this bodacious looking babe and had to strike a convo.
After much yarn we exchanged numbers and i was pushing my trolley alongside her to get to my car when this dude in a matrix drove pass and her olosho personality switched over and she started doing busy body, me when sabi observe women from afar don already calculate her plans and from that instant I just lost interest and rolled away.
Alas the young man no send her while I was already putting my goods away in the boot of my Mercedes GLC 300,while heading out I saw madam doing leg over to avoid puddles while I intentionally raise my volume up listening to 38 spesh.
The sad thing about the whole thing was the fact I was actually feeling her. The ass was massive and her tits was huge. Oh well, I will just stay off my area girls for a while.

KarmaXNow:
Lagos population is also too much. So you should understand there has to be a balance. I am not insensitive, btw

....lagos too much?...are u one of those homeless immmigrant in lagos sir? ....juss askin (no ooofiense)