halfricanadian:


i kno too ryt

Some guys don't seem to appreciate genuine people. Not sure why but then who cares? I can bet your guy will remember you someday. He threw away a real gem of a person. Chin up because he probably didn't deserve you, hun.

abbeyology88:


@punkyV, I don't agree with u profile personal message.

That! is! not! True!

Well, I'm still waiting to be proven wrong.

halfricanadian:
I was all that before he came into my life and damaged me now im all alone to rebuild mysef

God is the only one to reward him for me

U knew u will never b faithful nd u never loved me instead of u to leave quietly u damaged me

Made me extremely less attractive, a very very happy girl became a saddist cos of u nd many more only God will reward u.

D ladies i kno u spent on nd still dey cheated on u till today dey are his goddess he worships cos dey are cute nd sexy nd hot

I pray never to meet ur type again like ever

Awwww

foolinlove:


So true. You think like me as long as my life isn't in danger, things can be exciting! I don't mind at all

^5 to that!

joseph1832:
Oh you know I like em violent and ill tempered. The angrier the more interesting the sex is, plus a lot of kinky pinky stuff, you know. LOL.

And my mind is right where its suppose to be, thinking about your...

LOL. Smh.

joseph1832:
Now the emboldened caught my eye. And hey, you know what's up, right?

Take your mind out of the gutter lol. I meant, I have trouble sitting still.

What is up, Joe? Planning to slow down & exhaust this shrew?

foolinlove:


I actually found it hard to run because I was laughing so hard. I think he gave up chasing me cos he thought I was laughing at his small d. So funny.

Because I went to girls school, we had lots of loony-tunes hanging around. Always a new funny story every day.

But it could get scary. One crazy man make a girl take off her socks for him and threatened to stab her with a syringe if she didn't

Wow! Sounds like a lot of fun though I like slightly dangerous situations. Makes you feel ALIVE!

joseph1832:
Are you saying you'd commit suicide after 80 years of age?

Of course not! I'd just have a death wish, that's all. I can't imagine having to deal with health issues all the time or being immobile or a vegetable. That'd be torture because I'm a very active person. So being stuck in a slow moving, wrinkled bag of bones just wouldn't do

foolinlove:


I've had a few... I actually got chased down the street by a guy with his D out when I was a teenager. Only time I haven't lied to the police

Hahahaha

LMAO. Sounds scary though. What a loony!

Wow, that's old. I wouldn't wanna live until I'm that old. By that age, everyone you grew up with or share precious memories with is long gone. After 70 or 80, I seriously wouldn't have the desire to live anymore.

foolinlove:


Seconded. Lies to police are mandatory.

LOL, then you're my kind of girl Ever had a close brush with the arm of the law?

It happpened twice with me. The 1st time I was totally justified. The 2nd time, guilty as charged but had to lie my way out of handcuffs. Whew!

When police are involved

Totally unacceptable in a relationship though.

foolinlove:
I've had plenty bad dates.

A guy who did magic tricks in the restaurant.

A guy picked me up from my house in a mail van.

A guy who sang to me all the music he liked with food in his mouth.

A guy who brought his pet dog to the cinemas on our date.

A guy who kept me locked me in his car until I accepted a kiss.

A guy who picked me up and then told me he went to prison for six years.

A guy whose car broke down in the middle of traffic and started crying.

A guy who told me he wanted me just for sex until he found a girlfriend.

A guy who turned up so drunk he vomited in the cinema.

A guy who punched the waitress in the restaurant.

All different guys.

And so it goes...

lol


Back to the topic. Well, for me it was probably the blind date. At the time I've just broken up with a guy I was madly in love with. Things just weren't working out. So anyway, a friend set me up on a date with her cousin. We met him at a restaurant & I just knew within seconds that I wasn't into him. Spent the next two hours or so feeling completely miserable & irritable because I didn't wanna be there. LOL, I believe I even snapped at him a couple times. The 1st time for putting his hand on my knee & the 2nd time for speaking too low, expecting me to lean over. Which made the whole thing look romantic Ha! I didn't wanna give him those ideas, so I told him to speak up. Plus I wasn't feeling well. Had to down a couple of shots to make the whole thing half-tolerable.

Looool. Sexy thang!

misspicy:

Sorry





I missed you

It's alright, love

What a juicy looking 50-year-old!

fuckYouSeun:
I'm no longer interested, you are a little spoilt brat... I like my ladies in an angelic version... you won't give me a hard on with such approach... forget I asked, it can never happen

Good for you, Charlie

fuckYouSeun:
not my fault honey... you probably have an ocean down there

Ha! Sour grapes?

She has good bone structure. Nothing wrong with her weight/size imo.

Candyrain:


What is brain orgasm?

The results of telepathic sex lol. IDK

fuckYouSeun:
you'll be amazed Darling... you'll confess that Jesus is Lord, I'll give it to you how you like it

Only a confession? I was expecting more. We've not knocked boots yet but I'm already feeling let down. I'll pass

fuckYouSeun:
you don't need to fake anything with me, I'm capable... pm me and have your breakthrough

PM you & then what? You give brain orgasms too?

Xtracoool:


Have you climaxed before? Say the truth. If you know how blissful the moment of orgasm is for guys, You will understand why they chase women the way they do.

LOL, so you get different types of orgasm with each girl?

misspicy:

Bae

Stranger

Ebuka2016:

i doubt u dear

For?

LOL, did she arm-wrestle you to say that?

Ebuka2016:

whichever way u see it baby. The reason why am doin this is dat is simply dat i respect myself a lot. I dont see the reason why i will be following sm1 and the person refuses to follow bak despite being aware of the fact dat am following him/her, it simply means that the person doesnt value me and the last thing i will do is keep following lyk i have no sef worth.... check am naa de thing get as e be to me though i dnt knw 4 u

Well, ego & insecurity are two sides of the same coin
Personally I don't get why you attach your self-worth to it but whatever floats your gondola.

Ebuka2016:

abeg how is it heartbreaking did it touch ur hrt?

It makes you come across as a sensitive person. Like you're seeking for validation. That's why it kinda moved me. Your motivation could be different though..

Ebuka2016:
happy sunday to u all. Am Ebuka2016 and i hate being a mugu who just follows and is neva followed back. Please if u have the time pls just visit my profile and follow me back if am following u pls, am begging. But if u dnt want to follow bak i'm cool just tell me u dnt lyk my personality and i dnt deserve to be followed. Am ok wit dat its beta u tell me dan not telling me at all. If u like me u can follow me and i will definitely follow bak.

Guys cease dis opportunity to ask dat lady u admire to follow u bak if u are following her already. Ladies if u have dis guy u are cruching on just follow him and he will surely follow back.....






Oya let the show begin.

Awww, this is heartbreaking to read, Ebuka

Debbywills:


Yeah, Like the popular saying, "Empty barrels make the loudest Noise"...

Personally I know how to spot 'em Vagabons.. And I'll be like " Take a chill pill"

Hahaha.

Debbywills:


Yes really!! And the screams, squirt, Moans, all joined... We'll be boosting their Ego then we die in silence ..
This is partial,This days, hardly do you see a good sexual partner

And the good ones never talk about how good they are. It's for them to know & for you to find out It's the wack
ones that have the loudest mouths.

If this is about you, then you need to get a life! Get hobbies of your own. Who gets jealous over sports? If you can't watch it, then find something else to do or buy a 2nd TV so you can watch the programmes you enjoy watching. Problem solved.