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Romance / Re: Why Do Girls Fake Orgasms??? by PunkyV(f): 7:10am On Jul 10, 2016
Debbywills:


Nigga's be boasting of their sexual prowess since 16AD.
Common orgasm you can't make a girl reach undecided...

Fine, she likes you, she wanna make it look like you the boss, she wanna boast your Ego so you won't feel embarrassed, now you're complaining.
95% of girls don't climax for real, they fake it angry

Hahaha. Now this is true. Most guys aren't as good as they believe themselves to be. Legends only in their own heads. If it weren't for the fake screams, most wouldn't be having these kind of delusions about their so called sexual prowess.
Romance / Re: Why Do Girls Fake Orgasms??? by PunkyV(f): 7:02am On Jul 10, 2016
Xtracoool:


I just assume ladies don't ever climax. They get tired... They fake it.

I can't speak for all, it happens (climax), but sometimes you're just not in the mood, so you fake it.
Romance / Re: Why Do Girls Fake Orgasms??? by PunkyV(f): 6:43am On Jul 10, 2016
searchng4love:
hope you can pretend for 45 minutes


LMAO. Noh way! I can turn those 45 minutes into 45 seconds just by wailing like an ambulance in your ear tongue

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Romance / Re: Why Do Girls Fake Orgasms??? by PunkyV(f): 6:29am On Jul 10, 2016
Not in the mood & trying to get it over with by pretending she's done, so you can be done too.



I know I've secretly rolled my eyes in annoyance while screaming, "Yeah, baby!" grin LMAO

Inside I'm like, "Go, go, go! Anytime now.." tongue

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Romance / Re: Russell Wilson Said He Cried After Banging Ciara For The First Time by PunkyV(f): 6:03am On Jul 10, 2016
I hope she knows what she's getting herself into. There's been gay rumours about him for a while now.
Romance / Re: Girls Will U Date A Sociopath That Looks Even Better Than U? by PunkyV(f): 5:58am On Jul 10, 2016
bitchcrafts:
A sociopath will lack human feelings so much asking a girl out isn't big deal?

I'm not following. Is this a question or a statement?
Romance / Re: Girls Will U Date A Sociopath That Looks Even Better Than U? by PunkyV(f): 5:57am On Jul 10, 2016
searchng4love:
the dead know nothing


Have you died before? Nobody knows the afterlife. We're both making unfounded assumptions.
Fashion / Re: Thread For Black Women With Natural Hair: My Experience (photos) by PunkyV(f): 5:53am On Jul 10, 2016
sweetgala:


explain ya'sef

you mean to say your own beauty is tied to that fake hair you put on your head

I don't have fake hair.
Romance / Re: Girls Will U Date A Sociopath That Looks Even Better Than U? by PunkyV(f): 9:04pm On Jul 09, 2016
searchng4love:
both.... it was satisfactory...


What's your favourite eat-out place? Today I had these delicious & spicy chicken livers from Galito's. Should try them tongue Yum.
Romance / Re: Girls Will U Date A Sociopath That Looks Even Better Than U? by PunkyV(f): 8:59pm On Jul 09, 2016
searchng4love:
lmao how was dinner? But then you'll never know because you'll be long gone...


In spirit or as a ghost tongue
Romance / Re: Girls Will U Date A Sociopath That Looks Even Better Than U? by PunkyV(f): 8:57pm On Jul 09, 2016
searchng4love:
lmao how was dinner? But then you'll never know because you'll be long gone...


Tasty smiley

How was yours? Do you cook or eat out?
Romance / Re: Girls Will U Date A Sociopath That Looks Even Better Than U? by PunkyV(f): 8:52pm On Jul 09, 2016
No, that'd be like dating the terminator. Next thing you know, he'll be using your skull as a flowerpot.
Romance / Re: What Do I Use In Kissing by PunkyV(f): 8:13pm On Jul 09, 2016
falconey:


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Good to hear smiley

I'm sure you'll do exceptionally well. You got the goods & seem to be doing a very good job with the PR stuff. Well done & all the best, Falc smiley

I don't wanna get involved in this sort of thing though.
Romance / Re: What Do I Use In Kissing by PunkyV(f): 7:44pm On Jul 09, 2016
falconey:
grin


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How is the contest going, Mr Universe? tongue
Health / Re: Say NO To Casual Sex!!! WARNING VERY Graphic pix!!! by PunkyV(f): 7:35pm On Jul 09, 2016
searchng4love:




tongue you know what to do...

LOL. OK.

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Health / Re: Say NO To Casual Sex!!! WARNING VERY Graphic pix!!! by PunkyV(f): 7:27pm On Jul 09, 2016
searchng4love:


skomodo....like mduz.....

LMFAO!

The term is skomora, btw.

You're an interesting one, I'll give you that. A little eccentric but I like that you seem to be a guy with principles. Hope it's not all for show though tongue
Health / Re: Say NO To Casual Sex!!! WARNING VERY Graphic pix!!! by PunkyV(f): 7:18pm On Jul 09, 2016
searchng4love:
catching something uncurable at 22 ain't a good deal brah.... be disciplined...like mduza who rejected an offer of free sexx from sa prosties


So, are you also abstaining, beefcake? wink

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Health / Re: Say NO To Casual Sex!!! WARNING VERY Graphic pix!!! by PunkyV(f): 7:02pm On Jul 09, 2016
searchng4love:
IF I were you I'd deactivate this moniker...for health security purposes...

LOL, sometimes you come across a little batty.

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Romance / Re: Serious Response by PunkyV(f): 2:10pm On Jul 09, 2016
searchng4love:
email matters.....


OK.
Romance / Re: Serious Response by PunkyV(f): 2:07pm On Jul 09, 2016
searchng4love:
knowing tat about .... less yadayada like you'll say


Do you have a GF here in SA? tongue
Romance / Re: Serious Response by PunkyV(f): 2:03pm On Jul 09, 2016
searchng4love:
literally speaking....

You're being too vague but never mind.
Romance / Re: Serious Response by PunkyV(f): 1:59pm On Jul 09, 2016
searchng4love:
am actually being mutually minded....of course no compulsion



What do you mean by that?
Romance / Re: Serious Response by PunkyV(f): 1:56pm On Jul 09, 2016
searchng4love:
WELL 4 me it is important though....#justsayin


LOL, are you actually being serious here?
Romance / Re: Serious Response by PunkyV(f): 1:52pm On Jul 09, 2016
searchng4love:
aybo..... no eish, wena...take it easy, just saying a mutual won't be bad.... results laminated


Just sayin' tongue
Romance / Re: World's Most Extreme Female Bodybuilders by PunkyV(f): 12:46pm On Jul 09, 2016
OMG, I think I'd rather be fat than look like this. At least I could wear spanks, suck it in & look thin. How does one hide lumpy legs & broad shoulders?

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Romance / Re: Serious Response by PunkyV(f): 12:30pm On Jul 09, 2016
searchng4love:
However you must be ready for a FULL med examination.....



Don't insult me, wena! Make sure there're no residual symptoms of Ebola on you either grin We have our fears too, yanno.
Fashion / Re: Thread For Black Women With Natural Hair: My Experience (photos) by PunkyV(f): 12:25pm On Jul 09, 2016
Well...it kinda screams Bushman or bag lady, but at least you got the face to pull the whole look off.

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Romance / Re: Serious Response by PunkyV(f): 12:16pm On Jul 09, 2016
searchng4love:
at least not eita boy..... wink


LOL, whatever.
Romance / Re: Serious Response by PunkyV(f): 11:56am On Jul 09, 2016
searchng4love:
you know better.... if curious enough you should be dreaming about King Shaka DBN....

tongue

Libra dudes can be gorgeous. Should I be looking forward to fineness? grin
Romance / Re: Serious Response by PunkyV(f): 11:54am On Jul 09, 2016
Peezie07:

You know this because

So why did you ask me the question? I looked into a crystal ball!
Romance / Re: Serious Response by PunkyV(f): 11:52am On Jul 09, 2016
abbeyboy2o15:
am boring with chatting it is true but my real life personality is cool, intresting like you wont believe you will be amaze if you try me.


Hmmmkay.
Romance / Re: Serious Response by PunkyV(f): 11:16am On Jul 09, 2016
abbeyboy2o15:
Capricorn

So that's why you got a little miffed ove there! tongue You don't think you're boring? Loool

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