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spits..
not enough excuse..
She's even this young. perhaps, she has forgotten she her self still has a long way to go..

enemyofprogress:
purepussy3

That's sexual harassment, u know

Something tells me that cloths the masquerade was putting on, was made of a unique material that resist heat..

Davash222:
The pictures are NURSED.

nay they're doctored

yorke1:
They have tried this same trick with me in Lagos but in my case, it wasn't a one chance action.
I boarded a bus from Ikeja along to Oshodi on my way back from church one sunny Sunday Morning.
There are passengers inside the Danfo bus....these are normal passengers but the conductor, driver and one guy sitting in the front were the actors.

Oshodi! Oshodi!! Oshodi!!! yelled Owa oo!!! The conductor quickly opened the front door for me to come in meanwhile there were seat i could have sat apart from the front seat. Oya for the door to lock na problem. i did not know how they did it. the driver was yelling "lock it push it, jam it"" while the bastard in the front seat with the driver was busy trying to remove my phone in my pocket. i was alert and told the driver to come down and lock it. I gave the guy trying to remove phone a very hot slap and i told the driver to stop the bus. He stopped and i alighted.

Good you slapped d asshoe.
My own frievd was even afraid to accuse them. he just jejely took back his phone Nd took another bus.

I swear, just exactly the way you narrated it..
It happened to my close friend too buh he's quickly checked his pocket before alighting.
He just saw his phone on the seat..

zamanii:
I've been using this phone for 2 months plus now and these are my observations.

1. It's a really great phone I'm terms of performance and beauty. I had to buy a pouch for it because people are always asking 'please what phone is this' and end up not believing I got it for less than 60k. Yeah, it's cute like that.

2. I noticed the battery drop rate from 100-90 is now faster than when I bought it but the phone still lasts for a very long time.

3. Coming from a galaxy note 4, I can't say I'm impressed by the back camera. My friends have said it's the back camera is good but I really expected more. The front camera is cool.

Overall, it's a very good phone.

thanks 4d update..
getting mine soon

nairabet �

I will buy two, if its not more than 55.7million naira.

Datazone:
He might have done worse to someone else's child. What goes around comes around.

Hmm, It's a karma sturv

Father Lord. A fellow did this !!!

Kiddinpoh:
Reminds me of Jango

you mean django unchained ?

agent9:
There you go

How long does it take to charge Nd can u snap d phone it self, pls

Beautiful...

Lakside1955:
I came from polygamous home of five wives, I lost my mum at the age of 10, life so difficult after that from my step mums, from there nothing on my mind than to hustle hustle hustle.
I started by doing labouring at site, then proceed by doing car wash, I gathered money from the car wash to got myself a bike (okada) then I started using the bike to hustle every evening, from there, I gain admission into LASU, still proceeding with my bike hustle, I engaged myself in weekly contribution (10k) precisely, still from bike hustle, I got my turn from the contribution which is 250k, I rented a shop with 96k, furnished the shop a bit with more than 50k, I started cloth business in march 1st 2013 with just 72k while still on bike hustle.
Today am a self boss and a full owner of 3 bedroom flat and Lexus Es 330 with a beautiful family, a girl and a boy

all I can say right now is " WOW"

How does efcc get these people sef.?

following

ceejayMAX:
DRY JOKE

it's not a joke.

mikepal:
Guy this is a simple law in physics which states that like poles repel while unlike poles attract

Lmao.
Fada lawd.
k.buh
do u think, like believe a sane lady can allow a mad man bleed her.
Do you ?

dannybrasky:
Haaa! I though I was hardcore,when egbon couldn't move his neck with all the muscles on his body,I knew I was facing death

Innocent you quickly japa. lol
I bet ur mom would b very mad at you if she knew

Lotel:
So how much does he have in his account now??

30 Milla

dannybrasky:
Back then in Bariga after secondary school,did waec and was waiting for result . As a born hustler,I would do any legit job to make sure I have my own little cash at hand. Name it, any hard job,omo boy was always ready lol.

I tried hard but couldn't get something to do until a friend of mine asked if I would work as a sand lifter with basket from the lagoon at bariga. Mehn I was do danm happy like yaay I have finally gotten myself a gig lol,but guys I was wrong as what I saw wasn't what I expected

Got to the lagoon down down after king sunny Ade's house,can't remember the name of the street. From the lagoon you can clearly see third mainland bridge.

Oh b4 I forget,being overwhelmed with happiness I didn't bother asking what the pay was like. Fast forward got to the lagoon,saw some giant well chiseled bros them, going into the lagoon with basket to park sand and then bring it to the shores of the lagoon. As a strong omo boy I was still like no shaking I go chop this job for breakfast easy pizzy lol.

Then came the shocker, there was this bros that was suppose to direct me on how to go about it,his name is Egbon Mufu. I asked some of the guys at the shore pls I'm asking for egbon Mufu,and then one pointed me at a direction and said there he is. Egbon Mufu was just coming out of the water with heavy basket of sand looking huge and well chiseled like a Greek god. I watched the way he struggled a bit to find his way to
shore in order for him to dump the sand he got from the lagoon.

He dumped the sand, stood there and was breathing heavily. And then one of the guys called him to inform him I was looking for him. NOTE, egbon Mufu was backing us when he was called upon,reacting to the call egbon couldn't turn his neck he had to turn his whole body cos his neck has already gotten stiff due to the pressure from the heavy basket of sand he carried couple with latic acid burning. In my mind I was like wtf,na so I won take die? Na so my neck go come break We concluded on how I would go about the job,he told me to pull of my clothes as I have to work with boxers alone lol. Me wey be say as soon as I saw the neck issue I already made up my mind to salo lol. Na so I tell am say I no wear pant say make I go buy boxers to wear He then replied saying eat b4 u come back o,I say no wahala egbon. If I'm to ever see egbon Mufu again that would be today I jejely went back home to hug my bed Too young to die

This is the funniest job ever.
so, u scammed egbon abi...
Ur lie was epic

Agbalanze:
After my NYSC, I didnt want to stay at home so i got a job in a factory, there was no vacancy for B.Sc/ Eng so i accepted the SSCE/OND slot which is more or less a hard labour.
Pay was 15k/month but if you miss work a day
, they will minus 1k and if you come late, minus 2h. Work is Monday to saturday and it's 2wks day, 2wks night. Company pays half price your lunch (N50) and you pay half (N50), and monthly tax was 5h meaning your take home is roughly 13k.
There was this month I missed work for 8days starting from 1st and came late 2 times, after calculating what my pay will be if I work the remaining days , I just left and didn't return.

Can't stop laughing

God is indeed great.
I hope members of the community help her, else those babies are as vulnerable as living alone.
But, some men self enh. How can a sane man bleep an insane woman..
How?!

Shoot me already, Wat exactly is going these days.. jeesuoluwao

kwaraguy:
I actually cried. The name given to the boy made me cry. Hope

You need to see the expression on my gramma's face when I showed her.Really Sad

Gaddafiyusf:
Don't cry go and do likewise

Of course, I would if I'm in a position to do so..

[quote author=askibee post=80210342][/quote]wats ur price range

I feel like crying right now.

askibee:
Get your affordable rams from the north

Contact 07064378217

More details pls

Thank God they said "Cough out".

Where's their pictures, biki