₦airaland Forum

Eto is superior to Divegba

Don't ever let your wife know about cos dat will be riskier than not having one.

Why not start Bakassibook for u and ur family to register?

Home is home, abeg deport dem come home jare

jamalzox:
LISTEN TO VECTOR'S SECOND OFFICIAL SINGLE, VISIT

http://www.streetnaij.com/2010/03/13/vector-tha-viper-naijas-rap-phenomenon-exclusive-interview

Which one be this again abi na u be the kidnapper ni?

latepa:
10 Billion, Men that is some good money,please someone should show me the way to this business

and me too oo

Olaolufred:
Nigeria: Yakubu,Olofinjana, Kanu, Yobo, Nwaneri,  etal
with these stumps on pitch, any country meeting Nigeria will enjoy their nicest game.
Gba bee.

Guy pls respect urself and stopping naming boys among men

I guess Mikel is feeding some pple on NL

Anybody with clue on how to start a kidnapping business?

khanye:
You're a f.o.o.l

Kay how far now? How Folly? Make u dey go pray cos Stuttgart go finish una tomorrow

dyabman:
Your brain is so aquatic that it cant deliver the right reasoning for your living

Guy wat's ur prob? d guy gave his prediction and u don't have to talk to him dat way. Pls lets respect ourselves here b4 I break e-bottle on someone's head

Anybody can hold it even your dog

Ikengawo:
my friend are you his father? come get out!

Guy respect urself and stop cursing pple's father. Don't let me take it up with u cos u go tire when I start with u

I love kidnapping business because it's negotiable.

[quote author=Mr. Cartha link=topic=413332.msg5698109#msg5698109 date=1268672519]Some drunk guys gone smart, hence she's the wife of former CEO Nigerian Breweries plc. Hic! Anyway, he should share some of the lootings he made while getting the whole nation drunk with star, Gulder and their likes Hic!!!  [/quote]Lol, I guess the kidnappers actually had some botus of star or gulder b4 kidnapping d wife of the man who made the beers available

How I wish Obasanjo was the one lost in d forest with apes but neva found.

Chuksaluta:
When will all this political killings end.

All the killings will end the day fowls grow tooth

Fashola is a failure, he should be compassionate and consider the poor who feed their children and pay their children school fees from the money they get from that market.

This is injustice done to us just because our Presido is sick. Mikel Obi should be in the list instead of Song and Obafemi too should be there. Chei!, this is injustice oo

johnieblaz:
my father is a muslim,my mother a xtian.am the only child and am a xtian with full support frm my father,nw that this mad set of pepu wants destruction,do u tink my father will kill his only child,or my mother shoud poising my father bekos he is a muslim,or do dey tink i cn kill my father?,or do dey tink my father cn kill my mother?,NAIRALANDERS,am 32yrs nw.imagin the number of yrs my parents are being 2geda.honestly the initiator of this plan for religious battle shud be JAILED 4LIFE.[color=#990000][/color]

If killing your father would bring peace to Nigeria. Pls don't hesitate to do that! boi

Sam Milla:
C'mon people.

Seun himself knows the differences between nl and facebook.
They cannot be compared in anyway.
i commend seun for keeping up in hosting nairaland. its not easy considering that he lives in nigeria
but some people just have to understand the concepts of these two sites before throwing a thread out.
A kid just discovered internet and start comparisons,

80% of nairalanders are on facebook.
0.05% of facebookers are on nairaland.
can you see that ?

now while nairaland is rich on info about naira
fb is rich on info about every other currency out there including naira.

while nairaland is hosted on approximately 190dollar/mon server [including the nairalist]

facebook is hosted on 10,000 dollar/month server.

while facebook has about 5000 workers
nl has one worker [seun].

while facebook can host millions of applications from millions of members
nairaland hosts none.

while facebook is a custom script
nairaland runs on an SMF script and its free.


while facebook is in hundreds of languages

nairaland is on 1.


now individually, we all have what we do on both sites.
if i want to feel at home and tell jokes that nigerians will understand, i come here.

if i want to connect to the world, i go to facebook.


mathematically  facebook = the whole world + nigeria
  nairaland = nigeria minus the rest of the world.

We all know facebook is international but which of the two can you not do without? Where do you get your fun and tell us how facebook is informative? Pls sincere about your answer

hisslam is a religion of piss

Nairaland is more educative and livelier than facebook.

sofeco:
Chinese and their f**cking phones.

And you self wey you talk say you buy one BB for 12k, U no supposed sabi say na fake one?.

Abi na where you see the place wey them dey sell original BB for 12k?.

The unknown seller was travelling and he needed money. He told me he bought it 65K

bluntpis:
thats not a BB guy, na china phone!

U pips are really cracking me up.

OMG , But the seller told me it wasn't china, chei

I have a dual sim BB I bought for 12K but I can't get all these fantastic features

jumobi1:
Isaac, isn't flying possible?

Governing is hard o! very hard. Yes there is no will but Nigeria is soo backwards that even the willed would have a hard time.

They could bomb the plane, so tell ur sister to stay at home

Why not final and possibly bring the WC to Naija? Shallow thinker

ayettymama:
nd made them virgins, Lovers, friends--56:37-38

Virgins await those who enter paradise. 2:25

"Pure companions, and contentment from Allah"
Virgins await those who enter paradise. 3:15

Vigins await those who enter paradise. 4:57

But the single-minded slaves of Allah will enjoy a Garden filled with lovely-eyed virgins. 37:40-48

Female companions await those who enter the Gardens of Eden on the Day of Reckoning. 38:52

Allah will reward faithful Muslims after they die with "fair ones with wide, lovely eyes." 44:54

Allah will reward those in the Garden with beautiful wives with wide, lovely eyes. 52:20

Allah will give those in the Garden women of modest gaze whom neither man nor jinn have touched before them. 55:56

Allah will reward believing men with "fair ones" (beautiful women) in heaven. 55:71-72

Those in the Garden will be attended by immortal youths with wide, lovely eyes. 56:17-23

Allah made virgins to be lovers and friends to those on his right hand. 56:36-37

Those in the Garden will be waited on by immortal youths, as beautiful as scattered pearls. 76:19

Those in the Gardens will have maidens for companions. 78:33


to be honest and belive me this is an unbiased view, i think its rathjer perverted how women are displayed as rewards and tools in your holy book, women as intimacy slaves and toys- virgins with wide eyes smh

is that what you look forward to?

Good news, it's high time I joined Islam

Aolly:
@cultey, are you sure you are a true christian that you call your self? You called Allah a weak god,called islam a lie,you proclaimed that what muslims are practicing is idolatory and yet you claimed you love your darling jesus where as you have gone against his teachings where he said "thou shall not judge or you will not be judged.i think we shouldn't be insultive all in the name of arguing a point,this post is about religion and i will tell you both religion preaches peace, love, enjoining what is good,forbiding what is bad and the believe in God. as believers, pls let us try to be mindful of what we post.


@adeogun,i think i agreed with you,may God bless you.

You mean the black idol god in mecca?

illusion2:
You be JJC ?

You can get ANYWHERE from Oshodi ^{even USA sef} !

Bad nigga lol