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Lol...
From ojota, take bus to mile 2... From Mile 2, take bus to alakija... From there take bike to the school...

Lol... Buy a new SIM and use your own nin...
Initially you were doing ITK, when they were doing nin registration...
To circumvent the stress of long queue, u decided to use another adult (18+) nin to link your simcard...
So from the portal, it shows you aren't the owner of the SIM...
Just buy another SIM and register it with YOUR OWN NIN

Lol.... Even for air sef .. na wa o..

elonize:
ur own worst.na man wen nor get sense go marry u😂😂

Really..

alllivesmatter:
Hello Babe...What are you bringing to the table in Marriage. What exactly can you offer in Marriage apart from your body.

In addition, why should I choose you? What makes your body so special?

Wahala.. see relationship interview o...

clydecarson:
because you have nothing

So you quoting me , do you have anything
If I want to contribute, no be you go ask me...

Tell me Dat rubbish, then I'll walk away...

You don't have money and you want to date...
If it's only men that brings things to the table, then you as a man , marry another man so you both will bring things to the table....

Ndi ara....

talented321:
I just smile i wish u all the best in what ever u are doing and don't overplay ur roles'' do it with caution and sense.

Thanks dear

Lolss... Gals love being taken care of ... When there's money the relationship will last... But issue of interest in sex...
Well, different parts of a guy turns gals on... Some are the height, or pecs, or six-pack, or body build or dick size....

I can't speak for others, but small (4" Nd below) is a no no for me... I know it's not the guy's fault to be created with small rod, but abeg, I no fit manage....
Anything above 9.5... no way... Sex isn't supposed to be like childbirth....
So just be average, if not, I'll loose interest in the sex ....

Pls don't quote me ooo

talented321:
And the only thing that give somebody brain is sex and the worst part is olosho where do learn all this funny and weird acts.

You can never tell the Solution to some people mental problem... What about people that take alcohol before reasoning well?? Or those that smoke??
So this one own go be sex.. I know him type...

talented321:
Na wa

Yes na... Carry tribalism Matter inside somebody obituary thread...

VinnyBaba:
Saint Obi
Ernest Obi
Mikel Obi
Mitchell Obi
HE PETER OBI.😊🙂

All the Obi's are Great Achievers!👍

Unlike the Kazeems, Muslius, Taofeek, Etc of Nigeria
that MAJOR in consuming 10 wraps of Amala and Ewedu daily.

You lack constant sex, that's why your brain Neva balance well... Tomorrow try carry one olosho... By Saturday, you go dey alright...

Lol...

talented321:
You don't like boyfriend or what is the reason?

🤐🤐🤐🤐.. public forum...

talented321:
I will see that ur face one day u are just funny for my liking' but i hope he is living with u?

Living ke??... My man isn't my date... Hope it's not a crime in your place for a lady to have man as FWB...? .. coz I get dem .. lolz

talented321:
Or is ur man not man enough? Why the so many dildos

Lol.. he is man enough.. but in his absence what should I do...?

talented321:
Nigeria men are faithful especially me. so don't worry.
But five Love Machine is too much''

You and faithfulness isn't supposed to be in the same statement 🤣🤣..
And no, 5 isn't too much... Different sizes for different moods

Nigeria no dey the list.... talented321, come and see o... This is official list, they counted Men only... So with my 5 multipurpose automatic dil.dos, and one man only, it's safe to say I have JUST ONE BODY COUNT....

Omoawoke:
The entire southeast no even pass oyo state sef

Total southeast landmass is approx 29,500km2..
That's just above Oyo which is 28,454km2...
The remaining states pictured below are "Each, bigger than the whole southeast combined"...

Stop saying rubbish and face front... They have uranium, does it mean they are the largest producer or have the largest deposit
And besides, inasmuch as Russia has an interest in Niger, that doesn't mean they'll build uranium plant there....
You don't just wake up and build a plant of a highly volatile mineral in an unstable government with poor economy....
It's a waste of investment...
Before this coup, Niger was poor, now they are going to get poorer....
So because of thus coup, all everybody remembers is Uranium.. lol...
By the way, Nigeria too has Uranium deposit, albeit little quantity...
So rest...

Ok .. nice write-up you have there ...
The way I see it, it seems you are afraid of that girl....
That's the truth...
Now what's the solution?
Have you both had sex? If no, then find way no matter what and have sex with her, then you can dispose her.. As it is, if you both breakup, you have nothing to gain and everything to lose, cuz you have fed her times without number...
She is rude!!!
And if at this stage of joblessness in her life, she is this way, then once she touches 100k, she will insult from your grandfather down to you .. and worse, nothing you can do ...
Don't continue the relationship...
End it...
If you can't, then you are afraid of her.... And a fearful man in the hands of a woman is on the same level or below, with a houseboy ...
Be wise....

Lol....
I believe I said something like this last week...

Push me I push you... No balanced ground

Lol . You are an adult now and you are needing service of a doctor for something that happened around 8 or 9. Lol .
Besides sef, boys between the ages of 8-10 can't produce semen... Erection is possibe but semen no way...
And even if you self-service, you'll experience what is called "Dry orgasm".. no semen, empty dic.k... so where blood come from...?

She means well for you... She means no harm...
Just smile it off...
Anytime she calls you to preach, give her that attention.. then say "Okay"..
Just humour her...

Life's not so bad that we get angry for every little thing...
Just smile and move on...
A day will come that instead of her preaching, she will call you and ask "If you are ready to change that she's tired".. lol..
So humour her...
Na person wey remember person give advice even if the advice is not needed

This one just siddan for house begin write undisputed facts....

Lol... Men and fraud.. 5&6

No long story... The money is somewhere... Tell merchant to provide Statement of account for the past one month...
You also provide Statement of account for the past one month...
Simple

bdon12:
Whether u hav money or not,men will always cheat.d one u should hate are d ones who forget /embarass their wives while cheating.

Single men cheating is not my cup of tea.. but you see married man?? You go explain tire

Lol.... Well, all pics are good or as the case may be, they all have swag...
You see, when we are young, we believe that nothing good comes out from old age hence we don't want to live more than 60 Nd above.... That's why some comments above me and other popular comments are that, old people are ugly...

But the only Joy an old person enjoys in this life is to see their children and grandchildren progressing...
It's more like planting a tree, and waiting after some years and see that tree producing fruit...
Now, even if you don't have kids, there are some other kids that will call you Mom/Dad...
Currently, nothing gives my aged parents Joy than seeing me/my siblings in person...
Since my mom and dad knows about WhatsApp video call, lol, they no more do voice call again... And the can't ever get tired of video call...

So appreciate and value aged people anywhere and anytime you see them...
Coz as the morning sun rises, we also move one step to our grave..