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mzlewis: u no holy pass my brother...if jesus associated with pple u call unfit..who u b?..jesus no come 4 d righteous o..buh 4 pple lyk cossy so mind what u say

please is cossy a replica of Mary Magderlin

Tuntheycr7:
And common sense no tell am make he edit d tin sef.

only in this situation that u will
know that common is not common

Boy - Hi
Girl - I
Boy - Today is my birthday
Girl - wow! Hbd/Llnp, where re u celebrating it cos am coming with my friends
Boy - babe I want 2 celebrate it on a low key, pls dnt invite ur friends
Girl - u re not carein, but sute urself
Boy - how?
Gurl - whatever
Boy - babe pls am not bouyant at d moment
Girl - kk
Boy - hope u wil come
Girl - Mayb
Boy - swthrt did I upset u
Girl - kinda.
The guy was forced to announce d end of the relationship when the girl showed up

[quote author=aManFromMars]God, demons and Satan love to breed in gullible minds.

You stop to believe in God and he moves out with his faithful servant Lucifer, JesUs,Gabriel and friends.

When bad things happen to us, we know the solution will not come by swimming miracle water or sowing seed faith offerings. When we go broke, we check our spending habits not blame it on some mythical devourers that are God's EFCC for tithe defrauders. When bad things happen to us, we understand that it is a cycle of life not punishment from some jobless omnipotent being.


DEMONS are afraid of reason and knowledge.
U must be an Atheist on a high Key. Convince me more...

Am definitly gonna be there this wkend

@ Op, I can feel what that young guy is feeling about you too because I have a girlfriend that reasons like u.
This most be ur own flawss in the relationship.
1. Acting relgiously when the talks about sex with u. Will add more during my break time

She might be right. If u are girl and did your Industrial Training in Nigerial Breweries plant, 7up Plant or Coca-Cocola plant, you will understand how a gurl can loose count under a month.

Feeling Mentally weak after reading this. But just promised my self to start building my mentality

The Academic Staff Union of Universities on Sunday dissociated itself from the planned resumption of academic activities at the Enugu State University of Science and Technology.
The union said its attention has been drawn to the announcement by ESUT management that students are resuming academic activities today - November 18, 2013.
It stated this in a statement signed by the Chairman of ASUU-ESUT, Prof. Agu Gab Agu and others.
The union said, "The academic staff of ESUT dissociates itself from the above announcement."
The statement also read, "While ASUU-ESUT mourns the demise of Prof. Festus Iyayi, a former President of ASUU, it awaits the direction of the NEC on the ongoing strike."
Meanwhile, a condolence register has been opened for the late Prof. Iyayi at the ASUU Secretariat in ESUT, Agbani Campus.
Prof. Agu described the demise of Iyayi as a big loss to ASUU. "His death was a big loss to the union, the academia and the country in general," he said.
The ASUU-ESUT boss prayed that God should grant the family of the former ASUU president the fortitude to bear the loss.

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The Academic Staff Union of Universities on Sunday dissociated itself from the planned resumption of academic activities at the Enugu State University of Science and Technology.
The union said its attention has been drawn to the announcement by ESUT management that students are resuming academic activities today - November 18, 2013.
It stated this in a statement signed by the Chairman of ASUU-ESUT, Prof. Agu Gab Agu and others.
The union said, "The academic staff of ESUT dissociates itself from the above announcement."
The statement also read, "While ASUU-ESUT mourns the demise of Prof. Festus Iyayi, a former President of ASUU, it awaits the direction of the NEC on the ongoing strike."
Meanwhile, a condolence register has been opened for the late Prof. Iyayi at the ASUU Secretariat in ESUT, Agbani Campus.
Prof. Agu described the demise of Iyayi as a big loss to ASUU. "His death was a big loss to the union, the academia and the country in general," he said.
The ASUU-ESUT boss prayed that God should grant the family of the former ASUU president the fortitude to bear the loss.

Apart from Ngige who is so wide mouthed and arrogant and also good in abusing others who do u think among those aspirants that cannot betray our votes?

More details should be attached to this info. Like the hospital name nd location, if possible the doc. Full Name that delivers d babies so that public will see the truthfulness of the matter and do the needful

Becos bread can go with 2gder with a lot. E.g, B&TEA, B&TOAST, B&EGG, B&SOFT DRINK, B&BEANS, B&STEW, B&AKARA, B&INDOMINE, B&WATER ... Add if u remember any

Pls, I suggest that the mod should change this topic to :God Delivers Nneoma Ukpabi From Overdue Pregnancy through TB Joshua's healing water.
This is because the God we serve is a jelouse God. So dont give his glory to a man he works through

When I was asked to spell it and I get confused not knowing that he meant ''IT''

My fellow 9ja, if u did not witness the Eclipse of the sun in your area then get prepared for the Eclipse of the moon 2nite by 12:30 am
God bless Nigeria

Why now that I just got an adhoc job that pays 30k in a month

I saw this coming. Pls I use this medium to plead to Emeka Offor not to show the true colour of Igbo's by makin d cost high yet, because he will definitly recover what he invested in no time.

Am begining to get jelous over the way our 9ja ladies falls for handsome and cute celebrities. if u doubt do make out a little time and go thru any stories that concerns any Hot celebrity (Instnc: Michael Scold Field of Prison brake, Kyle XY etc), then nd their u can see my reason if u can see thru their comments as I saw it.

All I ask Allah is to make me a celeb because am already handsome and hot. Amin

Owk

I suggest that a proper investigation should b carried on d life history of d pilot who ignored the warning given by the computer to see if he has any connection to d Islamic sect 'Boko'.
Nd pls, I will like to know d Nigerians who re d stakeholders in Dana airline

Lets wait and see what ASUU has to reply on this one

ditrix: Laff wan finish me for here o

laugh remain for me

The last time i dreamt, i died in the dream and went
to heaven. I met with an angel who i begged for
another chance. He agreed to send me back to the
earth but on the condition that i will come back as a
female chicken. I had no option than to agree, so i was sent back
to earth from heaven.
When i came back as a female chicken, i met a male
cock who got me pregnant. After months of my
pregnancy, time to deliver came.
I hatched the first egg, followed by the second, third
and fourth. While i was trying to hatch the fifth egg, I heard a
sounding slap on my face. I woke up
immediately from my dream and saw my friend
standing by my bedside, he looked at me and said
"Mumu! you don sheet for bed oo"

I used mine to get my current gurl friend.
HOW IT HAPPEND:
We entered the same keke napep and when we got to our destination and she discovered that d change she had on her is only 45 naira but she suppose pay the keke man 50 naira. that caused a little problem when she gave the man 1000 naira note to give her balance, but I saved the situation when I offered her my 5 naira and she was grtful that when I askd for her contact she did not hesitate.

I thankGod on the head of the shortlisted student and I pray that my brother name comes out in the next name to come out

When u gets angry, just keep calm and smoke weed

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Less I 4got, dont try this at home except u wnt to meet ur End b4 Time.

on 26-08-2013, A banker with EcoBank, Abakaliki branch, Mr. Boniface Ndukaku, was found dead in a hotel after sleeping with his 21-year-old girlfriend.
According to Telegraphng, Ebonyi State Police Public Relations Officer (PPRO) DSPSylvester Igbo, confirmed that the deceased was in the hotel for an extra-marital affair, and that his 21-year-old escort was now in police custody helping them in the investigation of the matter.
Mr. Ndukaku (45), a family man, was a resident of the Army Cantonment in Abakaliki and had taken a 21-year old lady from Mgbowo in Agwu Local government area of Enugu State to a hotel.
The young lady was identified as a 200 level student of Microbiology at the Godfrey Okoye University, Enugu.
‘The girl came out to inform the management of the hotel that the man that entered the room with her is behaving in a way that is so strange that they should come and assist her to know what to do.
“The hotel worker saw the man in a situation that was so strange for them to describe, they decided to call the man’s wife through the contact they saw in the man’s phone for her to comeand know what she can do in order to revive the husband,” Igbo said.
“Before the woman could come with the man’s relations, the man had become motionless and was rushed to hospital.
It was at the Federal Teaching hospital that the man was declared dead.”
Nigerian Telegraph gathered that the wife was not shocked when she saw the condition of her husband, while his son was quoted to have said, “So, Pa, naso you take go.

Please my people on nairaland, I seriously need u guys suggestion on how to plan programmes that will take place on Picinic. I was choosen as the chiarman of the planning comittee and I dnt want to refuse the challange.
These are some info. I think u guys should know and I wil give more if asked to:
Venue choosen for the event:- Beach.
People involve:- Uni students. Bot sex.
Basic motive:- To mingle and catch fun.