₦airaland Forum

How much e go cost in Naira and Kobo?

I fainted twice from laughter and no body pour me water.. Nna why

See how e open mouth to breath like fish outside water

Magictians every where like in the days Marlin

One Man almost 10cars for yard? Abeg how many nyash does an average African man get to sit inside motor please? Cos am no more understanding

The man go Look the K-9 Dog as "never being Mans best frnd" in this situation e don put am into. HIM GO CURSE THE DOG'S DEAD ANCESTORS.

I'm send over to Check Name from our Head office.

whetin una dey expect when face is caked-up with 0.5Centimeter of make-up?? The end result na humanoid robotic looks o

I tot they're learning from the Americans but i can see clearly they know nothing about Democracy yet what they are practising in that red chamber is pure Democrazy.
Bunch of red carpet political clowns.

All na wash! We Nigerians have always allow our selve to be use by Idiotic politicians as their mindless Puppets and we have refuse to wise up, since 1900.
The very Puppet masters who took the mantle of rulership to be our slave masters are responsible for every headache in this country, is it the Boko haram we know a politician started the madness all together, or is it the other sister groups that are form to cripple the Economy to make life difficult for about 160million people?
Even the Ipob agitators palava that is currently heating up the polity have their support from important people in the society who'll come up denying the groups actions and missions before the media, while they secretly wink at Kanu and laugh at all of us or abi where una see Mazi Kanu pushing his family members to the front lines for the Army to use as field training guinea pigs? Rather he has hide his family over there Abroad far from any harm, while those unfortunate lazy youths with no single or serious investments any where outside the East are push to go cross the red lines that have cause many their lives.
The Igbo indeed are known all over the country to be very Industrious people who don't take what brings them money for a play as far as it can vomit cash, they are a unique breed of energetic people, as we can't deny their existance all over the country dwelling in very remote villages with no good motorable routes in search of his daily bread. How can such a person want any thing to befall his investment nor praying for a divide or anything that will take him back to square one?
About the audio, i'm sure of it, from the Kaduna declaration by the Northern youths who where not arrested for their action by any law enforcement agency already said alot that even this audio what so ever said to go rounds in the north to ferment trouble for a law abiding Igbo person come 1st October, is the handy work of politicians (the puppet masters), they knw quite well that there are many illiterate Nigerians whom they have deny quality education and who will fall for such arrangements and like foot mats are willing to do their evil biddings.
Our problems in Nigeria will only come to pass, when we educate ourselves and unite that we've open up so wide for some very few individuals to manipulate us, they have Manipulate our Education our futures and plant to do same to our unborn kids, they have Manipulate our health sector by leaving our hospitals almost empty while they fly outside the country to take good care of their health using tax payers money.
A country where a sick citizen with kidney failure seeking for 5million for transplant, for example is allow to his or her fate like a dog but they'll spend billions on bulletproof cars to keep them from being soft targets for fly bites as they cruze around towns and cities.
Infact, every thing is off the rails but we should not relent, we the masses have not discover that we need togetherness yet until we do it will be better for all well meaning Nigerian.

If the army in this country do not take power any time soon, as it was rumored sometime back then we should be thanking our God.
As with Military personnel said to have being deployed in 28 states out of 36 states of the Federation right under the nose of a democratic dispensation! Well, since the Executive and Legistlative arms of goverment have being playing Tom and Jerry with the lives of Nigerians and important Nation affairs but are very good at budgeting for their expensive bulletproof cars and welfare, coupled with hunger in the land fueling more Agitations here and there they may soon dance to the tone of their drums if care is not taking..
Oh Lord we dey thy hands in this country.

Nigerians are hungry na Magu removal just dey pain them for nyash.

Some so call graduates crawle through the system. But seriously, wait oo. I hope say no be one of these our hungry bloggers who sat down to compose such rubbish so as to drive traffic to his blog, cos every thing is possible with a hungry Nigerian.

23 pages? I DON FAINT FINISH.

Every thing na Bubble for her body

Too much make-up makes a lady look like a Russian clown with out the red nose.

As lately Emir's Sanusi don dey open fowl nyash abt the Northern NIGERIA, them wan cage am with a corruption scandal. We are watching in 4D

The man just prove to the court that indeed he's the craze one by beating his Elder sister in public it means he can jump on his mum should the need araises .

hunniebun:
Hmmm .
may I never marry such man.

Amen o

Chaii ipods don dey eye those rich oil fields outside their mapped zones since 1620

jpphilips:
Has it occurred to you that Nigeria can change their land use act anytime? You have to plan with the worse case scenario not assuming your adversary will show mercy at some point, if Nigeria makes property ownership a "citizen right" what are you supposed to do about that?
Taiwan did it to China, in fact, they just increased the Chinese quota of land ownership recently because china has installed a stooge in Taiwan, the problem most of you pro Biafrans have is that you subscribe to cable TV and end up watching just African Magic, you subscribe to the internet and end up watching p0rn with it.
if you have a clue the end of that biafran road, you will never dream of it. By the way, just because igbos left their properties for three years,
Niger delta seized all of them, what have you done about that? Abandoned property is an abandoned destiny, continue abandoning your destiny everywhere!!

Tell them becos from all indications they want to eat their cakes and still have it.
You can't have one leg in Nigeria and the other in the Republic of Biabia. To my Ipod frnds, you're either in Nigeria or you belong on the other side of the fence, it will be good if they go learn a thing or two from our African brothers from southern Sudan if they still claim their piece of lands in the North of that country.

A guy above me saying he has never seen a student in a Nigerian public school beating for refusing to take a subject is just lying to himself or he has never being to a public school all the same.

Eyaa! He tot he's drunk driving on a Nigerian Road, where a Road safety corp will salute him as he zoom off on the road for being a Football player.

This guy don dey bleach since 1970 check out his facial complexion and the rest of his body. Him go blame White man and the Nigerian Army for his tiger spotted face.

Chaii see old papa practicing 3some oo and its the same useless politician who see's nothing wrong with this present scandal that will use religious palava to ferment problem for the masses, fooling them with a Sharia law they are very much immune to.

All these Abrakadabra Prophets, why una no dey enter hospitals where many sick people dey na. But to site back for una center of drama with plenty actors and actresses to act from a script.

The kind fire wey go burn the black Nyash of past and present Nigerian Leaders and politicians still dey inside volcano dey cook red hot.
Useless Evill people una father, see how we just dey suffer up and down while our money is helping to develop already developed white man land.

The god of Ipod

By then she's using walking stick, Mrs tripod president

Is that rape? Or they willingly had sex with the Teachers for extra marks until the bubble burst?

Make una continue dey show Evans up and down Africa.

I hope no any Afonja mechanic with black bad engine oil get arrested as a Badoo member sha