₦airaland Forum

Okay, I confess.

My father is Senator Patrick Osakwe.

What the heck is GAINT?

Did you mean Giant?

Or Gaunt?

Or Cunt?

@Bialegend,

Perhaps you should consider writing in Igbo given the manner in which you attack the English language. And for once you forgot to use your favourite word, "insinuation".

@Baba O

Why are you picking on the lady? Are you a closet male chauvinist pig? What is wrong with expressing an opinion concerning a crook in a safari suit?

Shit!!!

My BlackBerry just caught fire. I'm sorry Daddy G.O, I'll never speak evil of you again. You are a true Man of God.

Daddy 419 hasn't built hospitals for children in his native Ogun State but can afford to fly around and preach to politicians. When he dies, we'll probably hear that he had a love child. Silly man!!!

I just received this SMS from Intercontinental Bank.

Dear Customer,

I, Mahmoud Alabi, have resumed as the CEO of Intercontinental Bank. I thank you for your support and loyalty. Surely, happy days are back!

One of these days, Daddy G.O will condemn Nairaland in one of his sermons.

Overheard in Lagos. "Fine or no fine, na dat sweet thing I dey find."

@ Poster,

Please get medical insurance. It helps.

Give us Hiddink!!!

Bialegend's ethnic bigotry and his habit of attacking anything that has to do with Nigeria shows that he is truly deluded. Even Dim Odumegwu Ojukwu, the leader of the short-lived Biafran nation accepted APGA's nomination and contested the presidency of Nigeria not Biafra.

Bialegend belongs in an asylum.

Wonders shall never end!
Adeboye the fraudster, the ultimate conman is leading prayer sessions at the United Nations. Soon they will be inviting TB Joshua and Guru Maharaji to come and analyze the world's problems.

No wonder the UN is losing its credibility.

Um, where did he park the jet?

@Tomialph,

Laying off workers to improve efficiency and productivity is not the same as destroying a bank through bad management and loans to unsuitable people. Don't let your loyalty to your bosses cloud your judgement.

Touche!!!

But please strive to be your own boss and then get the lumpen(masses) to work for you.

I suspect foul play. This guy chairs a "creative engineering firm." Did they frisk him for electronic devices?

@Theo,


Did you actually witness this or did your friend's friend fill you in?

Long time. Where have you been Mr Orikinla?

Pastor Erastus is really enjoying himself.

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At only 55, poor Segun Oni is already senile.

You obviously need to have more sex.

Show him your peepee and he'll fall in love alright.

@ First Poster,

Please don't EVER misspell her name again. It's Akunyili not Akunyuli.

OMG!!!

Dora is so hot, so sexy. It's a pity she's menopausal and married.

I'm in love with this woman.

Sanusi is a flawed genius. His writings are inspiring but they contain dangerous traces of bigotry and condescension. He could get booted out sooner than later.

@Akenmi,

Every bank in Nigeria is safe. But then, every fort is secure until it is breached.

Dr Raymond Obieri, Intercontinental Bank's detained chairman has a HUGE stake in Fidelity Bank.

So does Peter Obi, the Governor of Anambra State.

The final decision rests with you.

It's the lack of preparation.

@ Ibime,

Mediocre is not a noun. It is only in Nigeria that educated folks say that somebody is "a mediocre". It's atrocious.