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@ Bombay,

Please stop assailing us with your terrible English. Go back to high school and work on your grammar.

ADVICE TO ALL NAIRALANDERS.

DON'T DO DRUGS!



From 234next.com

Daughter kills mother
By Patience Ogbo


"I am the murderer, I am not the suspect, I will tell you the truth, I killed my mum because she is a witch," said 26-year-old Olubukola Adefisayo, who is in police custody for allegedly killing her 62 year-old mother, Adedoyin Adeife.

The suspect was arrested by the Aguda Divisional Headquarters Area C Surulere on August 21, after report reached the police that she had killed her mother at their Number 2/4 Bola Bumi crescent, Aguda, Surulere.

The suspect is a graduate of Accountancy from the Oklahoma University in the United States of America. She confessed to being a cocaine addict from the age of 9 and was sexually abused by her uncle at the age of 3.

"I have two children age 3 and 2, but I gave them up for adoption. When I came to Nigeria, I started working for my mum as an estate agent. But she will not pay me well. I got angry because she is very rich. I see her writing cheques in million to her sister, but anytime I asked her for money she will not give me.

"I am sane and I am the murderer, I killed my mum after I discovered that she is a witch and had been sleeping with our 12 year old house help, Segun," Miss Adefisayo said.

She said she was jailed in the US for attempted murder. "I was living in the US and one of my neighbours had an issue with me over the laundry machine. After that issue, I went to jail and I decided to come back to Nigeria."

Miss Adefisayo indicted her mother for her drug addiction. "My mum introduced me to cocaine at the age of 9 and since then I have been an addict. After taking my cracked cocaine one day, I had a flash back on how my uncle raped me when I was 3 years old. I began to cry and I asked our house help, Segun, if anybody had touched him in a way he does not like. Segun told me that my mum did and my mum had also given him cocaine.

"I said why should mum have sex with Segun and it got me mad, we used to be poor and suddenly, we became rich because my mum used Bunmi, my sister for money rituals."

The suspect said she used a sledged hammer to kill her mother. "Segun told me that my mum also initiated him into witchcraft. I got really angry. I used white clothes to cover the entire mirror in our house; I lit seven candles and waited for 9.45pm which is spiritual time. When my mum came in that night, I asked her if she was a witch, but she was reluctant. I threatened to kill her with the hammer and then she said yes she is a witch and she killed my sister.

"My mum tried to collect the hammer from me and we started fighting. I overpowered her and hit her with the hammer on the head, she just slumped and died," she said.

When the suspect saw that her mother had died, she said she told the house help to pour acid on the body.

Police spokesperson, Frank Mba confirmed the incident.

Mr. Mba said: "After committing the crime on August 19, the suspect took the house help and they went to lodge in a hotel. She put a call to her sister in the US telling her that she had killed their mother.

"The case was reported to the police two days later and they went to their house and saw the lifeless body of the victim.

"From her confession, it is a combination of many factors. She need a psychiatrist and we need to decide if she committed the crime in her lucid period or as a result of the drugs she has been taking.

"Meanwhile, the case is been handled by the homicide department in Panti."

@Jarus,

But Nigeria is a country where people make serious decisions based solely on reputation. People still see Atedo as the leader of Stanbic IBTC even though he has moved on to the role of chairman. I believe that a chairman should intervene when the executive directors depart from the company's core vision. They shouldn't get huge cheques for just showing up in the newspapers.

I think it has something to with the dilated female cunt. No miracle of physics can stop the wear and tear that comes with pushing out a baby's head.

@ Harry Potter,

@Jarus,

Omatek, a Fola Adeola chaired company made the CBN debtors list.

Does anybody want to wager on the outcome of this match?

@akinyun099,

This is your first post so I assume you are here on a PR mission. Akingbola did not use his money to institute scholarships. It was the bank's money and there are other shareholders.

No sane person doles out cash to charity when he is seriously in debt.


Erastus has no excuse.

@Bombay,


It's a pity. My six year old niece can spell better than you. How did you ever manage to get a job in a bank?

For your information, it's "stark" not "stack".

And what the heck is Islamatized?

slowpoke. 

Atedo Peterside, Chairman of Stanbic IBTC Bank Nigeria Plc issued this statement at 10 AM, this morning to international bankers at the on-going CBN Town Hall meeting at Andaz Hotel, 40 Liverpool Street, London EC2M 7QN.

"Good Morning Ladies & Gentlemen,

I stand before you this morning to introduce Mr Sanusi Lamido Sanusi, the Governor of the Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN).

From the time I became the founding CEO of IBTC in 1989 to date, I have worked closely with five different Governors of the CBN. When IBTC was founded in February 1989, it was a small investment bank with great ideas. We were able to win lucrative advisory mandates and hire some of the most talented Nigerian bankers. By the time I resigned as CEO in September 2007 we had metamorphosed into a Universal bank, merged with Stanbic Bank post-consolidation to become Stanbic IBTC Bank PLC - a subsidiary of Standard Bank of South Africa. I was elected Chairman of Stanbic IBTC Bank on the same day I resigned as CEO in 2007. During the course of my tenor as CEO and more lately as Chairman, I have therefore witnessed the appointment of four CBN Governors and worked closely with five.

Historically, Nigeria has oscillated between appointing economists or banking/finance experts as CBN Governors.

As some of you might be aware, when Governor Lamido Sanusi's predecessor in office - Professor Charles Soludo (an economist) was appointed in 2004, my disagreement with him on policy was so vehement that I chose to go public with it. In a published letter to him dated 12 July 2004, which appeared in The Guardian Newspaper on 21 July 2004, I pointed out that, on banking consolidation, Governor Joseph Sanusi (1999 -2004, Soludo's predecessor) did "too little too late" and that his approach was "frustrating but not dangerous". I then cautioned that in my opinion Governor Charles Soludo's approach/actions translated into ", trying to do far too much and far too soon" and that we might therefore be ", swinging from one extreme to another and that is very dangerous". As we all know, throughout his tenure, Professor Charles Soludo appeared to be pushing Nigerian banks to expand aggressively both domestically and internationally.

A few months after the advent of the current global financial crisis it became evident to all those who were discerning that a handful of Nigerian banks were in trouble. At the very least, they were guilty of bad judgement. Some say that two or three of these banks grew too big too fast and were simply destined to implode. Whatever be the case, it was clear that they had misread the severity of the economic downturn and the collapse of asset and commodity prices (including the Nigerian stock market index and crude oil prices) and had lent large sums of money to people (including some insiders) who did not have a semblance of a business plan. Their loan losses were so significant that they became clearly illiquid and became increasingly reliant on Government "life-support" via continued reliance on CBN's expanded discount window. Weak risk management and lopsided corporate governance practices did not help either.

The Emperor had no clothes on, but CBN under Charles Soludo insisted that he was fully clothed and, indeed, threatened sanctions against any Bank CEO whose staff dared to make reference to this "open secret" that the capital of a handful of Nigerian banks was almost completely eroded. They called this "de-marketing" of the competition and even turned the clock back on greater financial disclosure and transparency.

Perhaps Governor Soludo was seeking a second term for himself before seeking clothes for the naked emperors?

Enter Mr Sanusi Lamido Sanusi a seasoned and knowledgeable economist and professional banker/risk manager with impeccable credentials, including, notably, integrity and a penchant for telling the truth at all times - hence his bias towards full disclosure and transparency.

I make this declaration publicly and without any hesitation because Lamido is a man I have known for over 35 years. We are both economists and professional bankers and our paths have crossed repeatedly over the years. Lamido is intelligent, bold, courageous, independent, straightforward, honest and humble.

I believe Lamido's recent actions have also helped to provide the spark to President Umaru Yar 'Adua's Presidency. Our President must, of course, take the credit for having the foresight to appoint Lamido and for backing him on this important rescue mission because as we all know, DOING NOTHING WAS NO LONGER AN OPTION.

Ladies and gentlemen, I present Mr Sanusi Lamido Sanusi, Governor of the Central Bank of Nigeria."

The buffoons from Intercontinental Bank are back on Nairaland stoutly defending their former master.

I personally think Erastus is dirty. He is the only former bank CEO still on the run. I'm just concerned about those "Happy" cleaners at Intercontinental Bank branches. Where will they go when the inevitable hammer drops?

I see that the buffoons from Intercontinental and Oceanic Bank are back on Nairaland.

Where is Cecilia's trademark Oceanic Bank scarf?

Bellview ke?

Bellview has serious issues and it's a mystery that people still bother to patronize them. It's always better to stick with a globally recognized airline on an international trip.

Why risk your life in a flying danfo?

All you girls talking dirty. If una see the big thing now, una go begin talk story.

Who's the white guy that accompanied her to chat with Waziri, is she doing boy toys now?

Erastus doesn't deserve this. He was a good man. He built a Happy Bank and employed many cleaners.

What is the definition of a special test?

The CBN Governor has the right to test banks as he pleases.

Of course.

As my pastor would say, Cecilia Ibru is a water spirit.

I bind and I cast.

Vote Soludo for Governor.

Vote QBLAZE for President.

YES WE WILL.

The Progressive Platform

@Afam,

She obviously didn't leave naked and it's difficult to know when a woman is not wearing panties.

Debt is part of business. The EFCC has no right to arrest debtors. They are just grandstanding. These banks are partly to blame for the high level of bad loans. Perhaps this will teach them to stop over charging clients.

@ tosh acer,

The news here is that "Bishop" Oyedepo apparently didn't consult the Holy Spirit before ordaining this chap. Why else would he make a "pastor" of an adulterer?

Arrest Cecilia and Oboden now !!!

Jomo Gbomo does not agree with the modalities of the Amnesty process.

From PM News August 25, 2009 15:11

A housewife has narrated how she was raped and infected with syphilis by a pastor with the Bishop David Oyedepo-led Winners Chapel in Lagos.

Narrating her ordeal at the Alimosho magistrate’s court in Lagos during a divorce proceeding, the victim, Mrs. Bisola Ogunlana who resides at Block 48, Flat 3, Abesan Housing Estate, Lagos, said the accused whom she identified as Pastor Aranilewa Abayomi, tore her clothes and pants and forcefully had sex with her in his apartment in the same estate.

Mrs. Ogunlana, a respondent in the divorce suit filed by her husband, Mr. Olusanya Ogunlana, said the pastor who lives in the same estate with her, approached her late last year after she graduated from the university and promised to secure her a job.

The Mass Communication graduate of Covenant University, Otta, Ogun State, explained that she gave him her curriculum vitae, adding that shortly after that, the pastor started calling her on phone and making love advances to her.

Mrs. Ogunlana said she received a text message from the pastor on 3 January (the first Sunday of January) this year, inviting her to his house to discuss the job he promised her.

The mother of three narrated further that since she did not go to church that Sunday with her husband, she decided to honour the pastor’s invitation.

She explained that on getting to the pastor’s house, he told her everything he had done to get her a job and she was pleased.

The pastor who was alone at home since his wife and children had gone to the church, thereafter started making moves to have sex with her.

According to her, she resisted the attempt to lure her into sex and when the pastor saw that she was not yielding, he forcefully tore her clothes and pants and had sex with her.

“When I got to his house, I met only him at home. His wife and children had left for church. He explained what he had done for me concerning the job he was helping me with. Shortly after, he made some moves to lure me into having sex with him but I refused. He roughened me up, tore my pant and raped me. He also infected me,” she narrated in tears in court.

The act blew into the open when Mr. Ogunlana found his wife at an obscure place making phone calls.

He said he moved closer and overheard his wife telling the person to find solution to the problem he had caused her and that if he failed, the whole estate would hear what he did. He said his wife ended the conversation by calling the fellow a ‘useless old man’.

Ogunlana said after eavesdropping, he went back home unnoticed and waited for his wife. When she arrived, he confronted her with what he had heard and she denied it.

After much pressure, she confessed to her husband that she was raped by the pastor living next door.

Infuriated, Ogunlana said he went to the pastor’s house and confronted him with the allegation. The pastor, he disclosed, “admitted having sex with my wife, but denied raping her.”

To show that he did not rape her, the pastor, he narrated further, showed him some text messages he received from his (Ogunlana) wife.

The text messages, he said, showed that his wife and the pastor had been having extra marital relationship before the alleged rape incident.

Ogunlana explained further that the pastor later apologised to him with the help of others in the estate not to expose the sordid affair.

He said he was in court to seek the dissolution of his marriage to Bisola because he believed that she was still dating the pastor.

The matter has been adjourned till 14 September for continuation of hearing.

@Becomerich,

Either you are a comedy genius, or you are really loony. You are just too funny.

Fellow Nigerians,

I hereby declare my intention to run for the highest office in the land.
The task of restoring this badly battered nation to its rightful place is a daunting one and must not be taken lightly.

You will agree that the political sphere has been ravaged by corrupt politicians, religious leaders, traditional rulers and bureaucrats who have decided to destroy this country with their thievery and incompetence.

It is time to change the status quo.

YES WE WILL!!!

QBLAZE
2011 Presidential Candidate
The Progressive Platform

Graduate Standardisation Examination.

It is run by Dragnet, a company owned by the Ikazoboh brothers.
Since employers no longer trust Nigerian graduates, they started the business to test the true ability of aspiring job seekers. Heard the fees are a little too steep for the hoi polloi, though.

The miracles are staged. If he really wants to cure people, I will take him to Igbobi and Aro hospitals.