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Could it be that some bank officials are involved in crime?

Two days ago I got a call from my account manager, I have three corporate accounts, whenever there's an issue with my account or when I need my statement I do talk to my various account manager to help with them.

I got the call, he said he would like to see me for a discussion, can we talk about it over the phone I asked, he said no.

Fortunately for him, I already planned to be at a place close to the branch, we scheduled an appointment, I wanted to come to the bank buy he said that won't be necessary, rather we should meet in a restaurant very close to the branch.

I alerted him of my arrival and within 15 minutes he was out to join me at the restaurant but he wasn't alone, he was with a collegue, I know this guy inside the bank as well.

Without wasting much time, I asked why he wanted to see me and why he didn't want us to me at the bank.

Then he said, he wants to discuss something with me, according to him some people are in need of help, they are business men and they are involve in inportation of goods from China and they don't carry out their payment with personal account, they are in need of a corporate account that can help them receive the money and then pay it out immediately to another account, I know you run a coperate account with us and you run good numbers, I just feel you'll be the best to help these people with their payment.

I sighed because I could feel that there is more to what this guy is telling me, I just sat there staring at them and reading their reactions, while in my thoughts the other guy jumped in with his own submission

"don't worry Tade, your own funds won't be tampered with and all the charges will be taken care off by them and myself and lagbaja already proposed to them that you might not want to do it for free, so if they need to pay you for using your account they'll do that"

That statement confirmed my suspicion and I immediately knew these guys were planning to move illegal funds through my account.

How much is this money I asked, he said 190m, where are these people that needs my help? Well!! We feel it'll be good to just talk to you, they don't live in Lagos. Of all the people operating corporate account in your bank I am the one you choose to approach for this, "yes maybe because of our cordial relationship and because you are more approachable"

"I am more approachable" could that mean that I am naive or foolish or that they feel that I am young or a lady that won't be able to read through the line� well let's leave that aside, that's me just thinking out loud.

According to you they've been into the business of inportation, he said yes, how have they been making their payment before now?
He began to rumble and immediately I stopped the conversation.

You know what, my corporate account is strictly for my business and I don't accept any money that's not meant for my business into that account, besides I do my tax clearance every month, so I'm very careful with the funds that goes in there and the ones that goes out of the account because I pay tax on them all.

Also tell these folks to continue with the mode of payment they've been using if truly they've been in the importation business as you've claimed, this shouldn't be their first transaction and I see no reason why two bank officials should take this too serious to want to present this offer to another customer if there's no more to it.

" No Tade, I promise this is nothing at all, it's just to help them make some payment, the money won't even be in your account for long, immediately it enters you'll make the payment immediately to another account"

I do not care about the duration it'll use inside my account but I'm not interested I said.

He wanted to persuade me further then I told him I'll have to go into the bank and talk to their manager, that was when he said no need. Tade, you don't have to, we'll get another person to help us with the payment.

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I've heard similar stories of people that are now in jail due to this simple mistake, ignorance, they'll come to you that they want to receive some money with your account, they'll even give you commission on it but when such money is being traced it'll come back to you and you'll have no prove to show that it wasn't yours, someone here on Facebook is serving jail term just because of this.

Many of the fraudsters today now move their funds through other people's account, some people give their consent for gains while some are totally unaware.

Don't fall into that trap, be wise.

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Artiiclebeast:
I get, feel, and understand you very much.

You've done your bit.

If it was laid in your heart to be my helper, you wouldn't remember these queries..

I've left it all to God and confident that he'll usher my steps and prepare a place before me.

Thanks so very much for the attention.

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You should be able to convince your interviewer with your responses and past events.

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When I was single and our Imam would tell us ordinary toothpaste can lead to divorce, I thought he was exaggerating. Until a fish-head nearly caused a quarrel between me and my wife.

I'm a typical Ejigbo man. In my town, it is the man of the house who eats the head of a fish. The man is the head, so it's believed that he deserves nothing but the head. Whenever anything is slaughtered, be it fish or goat or cow, the head belongs to the man of the house. The only time he eats other parts is when the head has been eaten by him.

So I went into marriage with that "fish-head-belongs-to-me" mentality.

The first day my wife cooked, I was expecting a big fish-head, only to see the tail in the soup. What! I looked at her side, she served herself the middle. Why would she leave heads in the pot? I wondered. Who else is more important than me that wants to eat those orí-ẹja?

It was too early to complain. So I didn't talk.

The following day. She served me the middle. She also ate another middle. I was angry, but I didn't talk.

When my anger reached the peak was when she wanted to eat and put one head on her food. I concluded my wife was arrogant. How would she take what belonged to me, the husband?

Then I asked, "Why do you want to eat the head when it actually belongs to me?" She was surprised. "You mean you like fish-head?" she simply asked.

Where she came from, the head of a fish is no-fish at all. It's usually left till all other parts are eaten before it's served. So the head is the least important part of a fish in their house.

Strange. Clash of cultures. Clash of upbringings. Clash of orientations.

She actually wanted to serve me the best. In order to achieve that, she took the least important for herself. But here I was fuming that she was arrogant. Come to think of it, why can't my wife eat what belongs to me?

Many have scattered their homes all in the name of assumptions. Many have quarreled all in the name of ego. Many have accused their spouses all in the name of culture. Many have divorced all in the name of little things that children would laugh over.

Why? Lack of effective communication.

Don't assume. Ask questions. Don't boil. Don't be mad. Just ask. Talk to him. Talk to her. By the time s/he tells you what really happened, you'd realise it's actually something you both should laugh over.

Your marriage will prosper.
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