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My crush na Esther ohhh... according to bible, she's sooo beautiful and she cun get sense join! I wish she can ride me rn... omg! i am cuming....

As in enhhh... i tire ohh. What if the guy cun loe giv am? B like say na lie all this babes like ohh LOL

ImaIma1:
Why is how the person got the number always the most important thing or a crime.

Some ladies are always too fixated on this.

Please advice... whi do u think the guy should have done. To b cabdid, he actually created the number

MufasaLion:


The guy was a big fool. How could you chat a lady like that? Although some ladies can still give you listening ears with that format but most Nigerian ladies don't have sense of humor and it's not their fault. It's the environment.

Generally, I find it not pleasant to do what the guy did to any lady.

Hmmm... well, he actually created the number sha.

NnamdiN:
It's only when you want to just phuck that you find it difficult to explain how you got the number. If it were genuine friendship he would have stated how he got it.
Alaye say e create am lmao
Dude is a rookie though. Ladies give out their number a lot, and most times do not remember the guys they give. Next time Ask the person that gave you the number where he met her, insist you met her there and she gave you the number herself.

Please advice... what should the guy have done?

dontrulee:
Simp... This is not the way to chat with ladies Sha. Many ladies don't like it when an unknown number chats them up and the unknown number doesn't want to reveal how her number was gotten.

Abi ohh

siofra:
The person was just looking to make friends. You people suspect everything. Anyway I won't even chat with the person because I don't have time.

Hi guys. Got some screeshots from a friend of mine who's trying to make friend with a lady... lol

Unfortunately, the conversation didn't go well at all. Please what's your opinion concerning their conversation?

you no go like add bank to am

i knew it!!! Baaaaad guy!

illicit:
Original one

So wetting make we do now?

Do you wanna fu**
Can you help remove my pant?
Wey my food?

This guyyyyyy!!! E sure me say you be yoruba boy!

illicit:
God bless you

Take time off

Send your Aza

Come and fvck

I am pregnant

I forgive you

I trust u

I believe u

I owe u

I want u

I need u

Suck my breast

Bring ur dick

Close the door

Off the light

I am cum.ming

Na android users dey use nairaland pass ohhh

Only if he would want to tarnish his name! APC has failed the Nigeria already!

Inform me whenever u around in lagos

saphiere:
Congrats baby girl.

Who is going to take me out this night? I feel bored and bitter. I need to free up some thoughts.
I stay in Port Harcourt.

Baba... no b norms ohhh... you never meet basirat

dontrulee:
Na friction be this jare.
But on a more serious note, this is something my mum does on a steady Sha, so na norms

U no lie ohhhh... im a living example! Sometimes i feel like to quit

dangoteinlaw:
If a Nigeria employer pay u that amount u will work all your head and spirit till u collapse

Omoo... shey i no go consider Uber Job like this

LOL na man give birth to u?

tydi:
Oloshos... They should y’all getat..!!!
I’m beginning to accept the fact and thought pattern of that guy called mosdi.. something.. That all Nigerian women are useless .. ALL OF THEM!!!

The fact that i have to jump bus 5:30am everyday. O ti su mi

where is the woman picture na!

Med oh!!

God i want these vanities too ohh!!!

mayklef:
Omo na vanity upon vanity

i go soon renounce this team self!!!! oloun!!!!
Looks like the club is cursed!

Wow!

Thanos5555:
nonsense he deserves to die, long live Taliban, and we pray it is established in Nigeria tooo

lol... ode... the Number no complete... take add this figure to am... '4' [quote author=DubaiLandLord1 post=104929766][/quote]

Hmmm... erekere

but the money small na... not even a huge money wey politicians them dey carry... she don Bleep up!

Na lie ohhh!

Make una no bliv am ohh. Lai lie.

but how his take sabi say them dey breastfeed their husbands??

Abi ohh

benqo01:
I don't want to even hear anything about him leaving or not am just tired.......make we rest abeg

Wetin dey happen gan! Make we hear word na... this is like the 3rd or 4th time they are just shouting messi is leaving. If e won leave make e leave na!!!