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AntiBMC:
You jus gotta love Wike. Whatever he’s smoking is so strong— he uses the highness to face the Aso Rock cabal when they least expect it

doctor pls can you recommend the wike weed to me.

d only way u can get some consolation is by making her to pay for some of the service u render her

optimusprime2:
Well, there were two occasions for me. The first occasion was a Turkish lady in Turkey. So I speak Turkish and Turkish people, especially the ladies really love how I speak in Turkish, because I somehow have adopted a rather funny logic of expressing my self in Turkish. It's very evident when I am trying to flirt with ladies so they can't help laughing uncontrollably.

So there was this lady, really beautiful I wouldn't lie, she was tall, her hair was in-between blonde and brown (auburn), she was tall about 1.78M, full figured- like she was really curvy but not chubby, she had greenish grey eyes, and was very soft spoken... bottom line, this girl was fyyyyyne! and here's the thing, she was my colleague at school, but she was soooo head over heels for me. She loved me like mad, just like the movies , she would literally become a cat when she was around me, like rubbing all over me and being extra touchy, she would cook for me at her house and bring it to me at the slightest chance when we met, mheeeen she didn't give me breathing space when I was with her, and anything I said would send her into a fit of wild laughter.

Normally I liked the girl too because like I explained she was super hawwwt, however, I also noticed how the locals used to look at me each time I was with her and I heard some very envious side comments. On some occasions I was sternly questioned if I was dating her.
In all this, I was genuinely worried about my safety, because if her people understood she was with me, it was a potential double whammy for my case;
1- I am African
2- I am Christian
Omo I respected myself and just started avoiding her as much as possible because I didn't want any trouble of that sort. I literally changed my location because of her just so that I would be out of sight and out of mind, before wahala blew out. It worked... but she resented my guts to the last cell when I suddenly relocated.

The second lady coincidentally was still Turkish, but this was in Germany, she was a German/Turkish lady. Once again my way of speaking Turkish just gets em , although this lady was not as gorgeous as the first one, but she was still beautiful regardless.
Now I wasn't even interested in this lady even though we had very interesting conversations, but this lady "man marked" me mheeeen, hers was even borderline creepy, because she literally became a client where I worked at, just so she could see me when I went to work. Once again I wasn't interested because I couldn't deal with the drama (although in Germany the dating emphasis of Turkish people on race and religion is much lower) but my first experience left a sour taste, so I avoided her completely.

I felt sad for these ladies, because they genuinely loved me, but they couldn't just understand why I literally avoided them.

you sef too fear! We all human beings after all.

seunmsg:
After reading the Kwakwanso interview that was published yesterday, I have no doubt in my mind that he will return to APC this year. He’s just waiting for the Secondus case to be decided by the court before moving. I sincerely hope that APC will be able to manage the interest of the three biggest politicians in Kano.

why the case of secondus? is he the one supporting the chairmanship of secondus?

but I tot ngige only has problems with Chris Uba, why is he against Andy

na una sabi blame northerners pass and accuse them of teen marriage, yet u guys will turn around and do the worst.

now I understand why there can hardly be virgins in the south and also why young children there engage in sex so early ,with their parents helpless in stopping them

placeofallure:
Mod, edit the title of this thread. It's 'Have you ever fallen in love....'

To the question, Yes, I have and it didn't end well. He was willing to change, he'd started to attend church with me but that wasn't enough for me to continue seeing him. Instinct told me he was only doing that to get me to marry him, then he'd revert. Even if he wanted to follow through with his actions, his family wouldn't let him. Their influence would be too strong to ignore. His conversion means he would be the only Christian in his entire clan! I don't have the energy to fight them off biko! He wailed and cursed but I did what was best for us. That was my school days. We still talk till tomorrow.

I could marry someone from another tribe or culture but definitely not someone of another religion.

so u dumped his ass after changing to xtianity? Now, who is gonna support him in the religion u put him now?

Mercury12:
Your brother tried. This is a wild pig. This pig must not catch one in the bush. Issa dangerous something

what can those hogs do to fit man like a hunter

FernandezPablo:
What's wrong with kids having knowledge about sexual intercourse huh?and why must it be about prayers all the time..
You speak as if sex is a crime or don't you have sex?it's something to be proud of..why act like you one kind of person who knows nothing..
Sex is fun and great.. nothing wrong in it..

Nope! u got it wrong Mr man. Children having sex up and down like guinea pigs is not only bad but very bad and isn't what is desired. U and I know that the right way to have sex is as married couples in a marital setting not randomly like low animals

Darkseidxx:
Muslim girls dy tight and dem like anal Na why I wan toast one

u sabi lie sha

falcon01:
Yup, I'm a Hausa Muslim dated 2 Igbo Christian Girls very lovely ladies

so none agreed to marry u?

JackDaAlienz:
I once asked a 97 years old yoruba man
What is the secret of his longevity

He said He takes meth twice a day

but mpuru is Igbo concoction na

lilvicky68:
I don't think it's something new.. it has been happening since..

how can you say it isn't new. Abeg o, I have never heard of it b4 now o? it's both shocking and unbelievable to me for barely grownup teens or even adult to desecrate the environment of a holy place as a church

in de north it's forbidden and doesn't take place at all

Why is this kind of things happening? Children who are supposed to be busy with worship this last night of the year,. But rather than join in the Passover night prayers, they are on their own kpanshing each other within an isolated area of the church. I wonder how kids of barely 14 yrs know about sexual intercourse, such that they are even engaging in what seems like a party sex? We really need to pray for these kids o.
I rest my case.

but I tot it's old men of 60+ that usually die of exhaustion during sex. what could have been the cause of death of this young man?

minks:
Aboki don dey learn work from my southern brothers. ���

whats abokki

Baloranking:
Don't you ever quote my comment again? My comment was never directed to you or your family members

kilode na? ur comment here is now nairaland's own, so u really in a realistic and matured sense can't tell anybody not to quote u.
pls live life with maturity, don't exhibit all this hatred, it's unhealthy

our biafran jews will soon start wailing that one of theirs wasn't chosen

this is a native snake of Igbo ppl and region. what is it doing in kogi state, a northern state?

u can wife her if you have not already entered her derierre

Torosk1:
All this mallam go dey force their bbc on small girls chaii

is benue a mallam state? Abeg o. Benue is a very religious Christian state and they do their things locally

Amah70:
On Succession game:

Injustice imperils a country.

Zoning/Rotation of the presidency between the north and the south has been on since return to democracy in 1999 when we all acquiesced to fielding two presidential candidates, Obasanjo Olusegun and Olu Falae, from the SW region to contest on the platforms of the two largest political parties then.
Zoning/Rotation was reason for late Yar'Adua to succeed Obasanjo.

Zoning also played its role in making Goodluck Jonathan succeed late Yar'Adua.

In 2023 therefore, it's the turn of the Igbo in the SE to succeed President Buhari.

succeed buhari they so much hate!

it's d better developed brain that made them so predisposed to having more sex. That's why some parents who realise that their daughters are very intelligent tend to marry them out early cos d girls will always know how to sneak around and cover their tracks.
However, only guys who are equally intelligent can marry such ladies and be able to keep her in check

zoning isn't democracy na .let everyone go to the field and slough it out. Who zoned the presidency to the south in 1993 when the late MKO Abiola won overwhelmingly?

Allah sawwake, ,,Allah kiyaye . Allah shiga mana gaba... Ameen thumma Ameen

what will you say of men from the far north who after messing around all over go back and marry tiny young virgin girls and keep them under the care of old village women, while they the men go and hustle in the cities?

pointblank247:
Illiteracy in that part of the country is terrible. So where did they hear that you can drink 4 bottles of spirit and live ?

Instead of to face the furadenunu or kunu wey dey sabi.
Nonsense

no insult us o. afterall, na ur ppl wey de kad de do this rubbish

might even be far more than that. Oyimbo life which they propagate and stylishly enforce all over the world is northing but an animalistic way of living

illicit:
He knows his worth

Why invite people for interview and delay them

Are u gonna pay them for the time wasted or did u know if they have other places to be

So they don't see it as offensive to keep ppl waiting, while on their part ,if a candidate is late by only a few minutes they gonna throw him out