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Lalami3232:
Those were the good old days!!!
After wedding reception, you go home with your tear rubber (virgin) wife, not these fairly and roughly used (non-virgins) of nowadays. When you get home, una go enjoy unaselves and you go dey happy ever after. The #500 no go pain you lailai because the partner wey you meet worth the money. Imagine been the first to drive a car, not fairly used we see everywhere nowadays.
Anyways, what do I even know sef aside enlightening my fellow men nationwide with the good news.

Oga if you no meet your wife as a virgin, oga go for DNA test oooooo because boreholes aka non-virgins can't be trusted

BlocksNG:
Adam & eve. I'll like to see the shape of eve's boobs and to see maybe she's shaved.

tensazangetsu20:
Yeah but people are complaining they aren't even getting the jobs so what's the essence of a night shift earning more than in Nigeria if the job no dey.

Bongadu:
Na mumu day japa



Everything good in naija

WizardOfNG:
Nigerians and their insensitive reportage. What informed the use of "Many roasted" which appears callous and irresponsible?

@Topic.
Tragic development. RIP to the deceased.

Jeon:
For tricycle

GanagiBitrus:
Nigeria will be paradise on earth if there is a National Lion's Den where criminals & corrupt officials are fed alive to hungry Lions.

viyon02:
Dey play, what about some of us who have it stored in flashdrive?

Dexpro:
After reading this write up, I went back to dig up the video and watched it.

The IT you paid must a native of Pluto

So what is this one saying?

Almaiga:
Fulani don drive IPOB terrorist and ESN away from the East.

garriAndsugar:
Make the kitchen 3, as you will need one more wife in the future

iamphilips:
They came to hustle for customers

superintendents:


Omo been broke go make even TV remote go look like bread to you..

You would be craving for any type of food eat able..



Your contacts would look like a bunch of craps..

baba ijebu tickets go look like #500 note to you..

WhiteIverson:
Thanks man. I've thought of giving up many times but then I realise that the struggle sometimes is part of the process. The thing that hurts the most is that no love from the fam. I pray the sun shines on a brother soon. It's getting harder everyday to be optimistic.

Illegal1:
omoh.........been broke will let u realise dat u don't have contacts,bt jst phone numbers u pack full phone.

AmuOtu:
I'll buy Reno another shoe if he can tell us what he does for a living.

MrCork:
I saw one mermaid at Shoprite yestaday sir....she a gold diggggar

Caeser37:
Bauballi 🤣🤣🤣🤣

AllenSpencer:
The expired passport itself should be a proof for renewals.

ValCon888:
South African women are always in a hurry to get naked. It's in their DNA.

Sonnobax15:

Nigha just dug his grave in four different locations..

GlorifiedTunde:
Once you see a lady on social media using "Barbie", "Doll", "Baddie", "Sexy", "Bootilicious", "Thick" etc ...

Dem no need tell you say nah "street and chaos" be that!

AbuTwins:
Embrace your death quickly!

He who is to receive a knock in China even if s/he has no transport will find a way to get to China and receive the knock!

robinso01:
Nothing with his height or na me no see wella?

Lalami3232:
A billionaire was kpekusnaped by a borehole

PerfectStranger:
Exactly what i need rn. The head is choked up already.

seborrhic:
They will go and give to their girlfriends as a gift to enjoy more Puna.
Those ones too will be bragging that they have the best boyfriends in the world,able to buy them iPhone and expensive gifts.

TMSMedia:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OqhL-c032a0

Obakoolex:
No worry the groom eyes go soon clear too

EBMedia:
If Any Man I Am Dating Gets Broke, I Will Leave The Relationship - Lady Tells Men


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wMCVwNdyPqg

MuslimIgbo:
What's White money?

enemyofprogress:
I just hope he won't end up raising their mother's legs up.