₦airaland Forum

CodeTemplar:
MoU means Memorandum of Understanding. Nothing more. Few crooked fellas sat down and struck an understanding of technical looting.




You clearly didn't comprehend what you read or propaganda has blinded your brain. MoU remains MoU and is always an avenue for looting under your miserable party.

Namaster:
This is how to manipulate simple men: public praise and validation.

This woman has been through a lot of dicks in her service year. And from his body language, the man knows it.

This is blatant ego-stroking to placate the simple man. And he knows it too.

thesicilian:
The church is most likely aggrieved because they've tried to call the bank to repair the little damages and the bank refused to come, thinking the church will forgive and forget. Out of anger the church is claiming 35million damages which is obviously padded. Even if it's helicopter that fell on the house self will the damages reach 35million?

Jewessgratitud3:
There's this lady I've been trying to bring into my line of job, so she's been coming to me for training against next term.

Now she happened to let me into her past and her sad encounter with men. I try as much to encourage her. She now asked me a question about body count and I really don't have any idea how these things are rated. So I told her would get back to her on that.

She asked if 6 Body count is too much for a lady her age. She also explained that for most of the men, the sexual experience was just a few times like twice and the others once before it hits the rocks.

So is it too much or not?

Modified
Look, all these men saying they don't believe women, are you yourselves trustworthy? Women are more truthful if you ask me and if for some reasons they are no longer like before, you men caused it.

2shure:
I met one of these riff raffs abt last week,driving a Nigerian used c300,no hate on that.me day I'm riding a muscle sports for close to a year plus,I asked for some updates.he started hyping himself,I then later asked him for just 5k loan cos money I was expecting didn't come that Thursday,he said he didn't have anything. Even showed me his opay acct reading 50naira as balance.i locked up.2days later I went to a random bar,u can't imagine this same guy bought almost 6bottles for 3 guys and was claiming boss.he was shocked to see me there.ibgreeted him briefly and moved out. Just this evening I heard he had an accident with the benz and it was a right off.i was so happy.cos he boasted a lot,ingested too much colos,buying bag for 20k.shey him eye don clear na.shakara don end.hahahahahaha foolish dumbo claiming woke on top naija used c300 wey be scrap. I also noticed he was lousy,always shouting at top of his voice,always hyper active and sometimes stuffs like lighter,phones and all keeps dropping from his hand. Any small thing ,he would be ready to fight,look for wood.i advised him to slow down then,but he saw me as a hater.him eye don clear now.hahahahaha. the car wey dey give am prestige don spoil,the dumbo dey hospital bed.hahahahaha

thaoriginator:



Guys abeg, between aeroplane and flight which one get speed pass?

Beautifulday:


Person above say, "poor people go soon begin advice am"

id4sho:
Vanity upon Vanity

Come and beat me, I dey junction dey wait for you

Tallesty1:
I see two mad men

jeromestarks:
Expect your neighbours, cousins, friends and relatives who ran out of Nigeria to run back empty-handed in few months.

They spoke I'll of Nigeria and Japa. Now they will japada.


Repeat after me. Say " No place like home"

Chrisrare:
no big deal. if he doesn't die now, he'll still die later.

Viper000:
and u go see them dey cat walk, dey shake nyash up and down not knowing dem no dey clean up the nyash well.

honour7:
Before e no dey waste money, now e don[b][/b] dey waste money to impress

advanceDNA:
N40 trillion, 11 Hilux vans and 150 motorcycles ..........to release of 16 people...





Government be like

Negroid001:
No you're wrong, the purpose of life is to learn about the deities, Sango, Ogun and co. Without them there is no everlasting life.

JooEeL:
AFTER ELECTIONS, UNA WAN COME JAPA ABI?

UNA MUST TO SUFFER.

jamesversion:
My neighbour has written this exam thrice and has failed thrice. Yet she still thinks she has what it takes to go abroad.

Anytime you see her, she's like "I've been scarce because I'm preparing for my exam".

Lol

Domainer1999:
Saner clime!

holuwhagbenga:
Air space is not safe anymore with all the recent plane crashes. Something needs to be done!!!

Nbote:
National Coordinator for Financing Safe schools?? What's with all these meaningless agencies for Christsakes

MrProlific95:
Ok, next please. When will Tinubu resign

Malroux:
My grandma is more beautiful than this thing.

PriceActionZ:
No be this woman dem say she is over 70 years old while tinubU is 80 years old during election?. Bad politics and propaganda are powerful tools that do the country no good.
Funniest thing is that the elite knows how to play ping pong with their followers. They strategically made her the pro chancellor incase they run into serious problem with the government, they are technically covered. You gerrit... if you dont gerrit, then foregt about it....

Thats how they roll while most idiots use all the weapons to attack themselves online mostly on empty tummies and increase their hatred tribally..

Treasure17:
Havilla kor vanilla nii

Namaster:
#3 Trillion magically got added to the budget. This is a level of padding that only a crook like Tinubu could make possible.

It's not like the original #25 Trillion had no provision for embezzlement.

Jeffrey22:
He fit lift bucket 🪣

immortalcrown:
Like say FFK has reputation.

The same set of people complaining that the daughter of Wigwe didn't stand up for Shettima are mocking someone for kneeling for Tinubu.

slaawomirr:
Damnnn niggar
Us my niggar
Huzzle dey sweet I swear

If you you know what am thinking right now then you must be a real niggar



Slawormiir is like babe I dunno probably On March 9, our Vessel (USAV) General Frank S. Besson (LSV-1) from the 7th Transportation Brigade (Expeditionary), 3rd Expeditionary Sustainment Command, XVIII Airborne Corps will depart Joint Base Langley-Eustis en route to the Eastern Mediterranean
Babe I'm gonna be there for about 6 months but one thing I can promise you ain't gonna come back in body bag. I'm gonna be back into your arms in one piece
Babe I assure you our communication will be easy cause I will be requesting for a secured phone connection likely iridium extreme satellite phone that will be about 5600 bucks(dollars) you know ain't got access to funds now which means you gonna do the payment babe
Babe is like oh okay darling you just gotta be patient until I receive my income this month I will do the payment. Stay safe for me darling ❤️ ❤️

Slawormiir ends chat and smile to himself in one area in Benin city and says to himself another benz or lexus es 350 is about to be added to the roads of Benin city

Domaining101:
The 8 main cardinal points we have on earth are North, North East, East , South East , South, South West, West , and North west..

But only in Nigeria they will be creating illogical cardinal points all because of politics, and some idiots will be using such terms as if it makes any sense. Wetin be "South South"? abi "North-Central"? Okay if you people wanted to have cemented your foolishness, where is "West West", "North North" or "West Central" ? Omo E no go better for that angel wey carry me come this useless country, me and you get better quarrel when i reach heaven

Fisiryorh:
No go find money...
Dey dia dey wait for woman greenlight...

Mtchww...

Ijaya123:
Women helping women.

Women don’t want to see another woman doing better than them.

Domaining101:
This is a very big lie please, where do you guys get such info? I earning 25k a month as a single bachelor in Lagos and that is enough to carter for all my needs including light bill, fuel, food, clothing e.t.c, let alone 100k.. I think alot of Nigerians are just over exaggerating the situation of thing, just trying to making things look as if it's extremely terrible