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How I go fine finish come marry this ugly omobaba. Tufia kwa. Which kind love go make me do dat kind thing

Amen

I was actually thinking that d topic is omoni Oboli lavishes Xmas gift on orphans. That u bought a gift for ur kids is dat a big deal. Kini big deal. Do u know wat I bought for my kids? Some people sha can pose

Ok good for her. Waiting to hear her own part of d story

kennygee:
Okay o.

At least the girl is dressed for her age this time.

But I still don't support make up on teenagers, especially if they are not even up to 16.

Is it ur headache. Na ur face they rob am? That u don't like makeup doesn't mean that it is bad

That not a big deal na. I bought my husband a car which both of us will be using too and he bought a house for me which both of us will be living. At d end d car is for d both of us while d house is for d both of us too. So kini big deal

End time father

Nigerians sha and there fish brain. MMM told them that they froze the account so that people will not cash out and pull there fund during this festive period. As if MMM has a fixed account there the money is kept safe for them till January. Did they not pay d money into somebody's account. Now some are smiling while some are mourning there loss. And those that are smiling cos they paid to there account didn't they withdraw the money from there account and spend this Xmas. This is the question they av not been able to ask themselves. Now if by January those people that they paid to blf d account was frozen refuse to give help by January where will MMM get the money to pay to those that are weeping now. Foolish and brainless people. Make una come make I borrow una small brain

NgeneUkwenu:
See You All In January.....Monkeys!

Dem get sense. Dem don use there brain chop akara. Till dey die them no fit get sense.




Wen I knew that Nigerians are actually brainless was when they voted for Buhari and end up regretting it.

D guy wants to screw d pkenkus. Nice one.

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And this is my baby when she doesn't want to take picture

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But this rice is 25kg. Is d poster blind that she doesn't know d weight of 25kg.

Wen I realised that Nigerians are very easy to be fooled was wen Nigerians voted for buhari and now they are lamenting. Wen MMM came I said this is another way to fool them again cos Nigerians will also fall mumu. Last year wen MMM came in I thought of also creating an Application like that to also use it and fool Nigerians cos they don't av sense but my church mind didn't allow me.

To all the fools that got there money hooked in MMM I say ntoi to u all. I don't av a single pity for u all cos u all are also d cause of this recession nigeria is into. If u had allowed Jonathan to remain in power one bottle of palm oil will still be 200 instead of 800 today. U all are d cause of ur hardship. I thank God for d wisdom bestowed on me that's why recession is for d poor not us. Hard work pays

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Sergey Panteleevich Mavrodi (Russian: Серге́й Пантелеевич Мавроди; born August 11, 1955) is a Russian criminal and a former deputy of the State Duma. He is the founder of the МММ series of pyramid schemes. In 2007 Sergei Mavrodi was found guilty in a Russian court of defrauding 10,000 investors out of 110 million rubles ($4.3 million).[1][2][3]
In 1989 he founded MMM.[4][5][6]

He was then elected to the State Duma,[6] thereby obtaining parliamentary immunity. Mavrodi declared MMM bankrupt on December 22, 1997, then disappeared, and was on the run until his arrest in 2003.[7]

In 1998 Mavrodi created Stock Generation,[8][9] allegedly a classic pyramid scheme presented as a "virtual stock market game".[1] The website ran from 1998 to early 2000. The Massachusetts district court initially found that U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission was unable to cite Stock Generation's founders and owners for securities violations. However, the United States Court of Appeals reversed this decision in 2001, concluding that the SEC alleged sufficient facts to state a triable claim.[10] In 2003 the SEC obtained permanent injunctions against SG Ltd. and relief defendants SG Perfect and SG Trading, which profited from the disbursement of funds fraudulently gained by SG Ltd.[11][12]

On April 28, 2007, a Moscow court sentenced him to four and a half years in a penal colony. The court also fined him 10,000 rubles ($390).[7]

In January 2011, Mavrodi launched another pyramid scheme called MMM-2011, asking investors to buy so-called Mavro currency units. He frankly described it as a pyramid, adding "It is a naked scheme, nothing more ... People interact with each other and give each other money. For no reason!"[13] Mavrodi said that his goal with MMM-2011 is to destroy the current financial system, which he considers unfair, which would allow something new to take its place. MMM-2011 was able to function openly as Ponzi schemes and financial pyramids are not illegal under Russian law.[14] In May 2012 he froze the operation and announced that there would be no more payouts.[15]

In 2011 he launched a similar scheme in India, called MMM India, again stating clearly that the vehicle is a pyramid.[16] He has also launched MMM in China.[17] He was reported to be trying to expand his operations into Western Europe, Canada, and Latin America.[14] As of September 2015 it had spread rapidly in South Africa with a claimed 1% per day or 30% per month interest rate scheme[18] and warnings from both the South African and Russian Communist Parties for people not to participate in it.[19]

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That was how they also blocked my line too. I registered my line and they have never for once told me that I didn't register or that I should go and register again. Only for me to wake up and discover that my line has been blocked and even sold to someone else. As I write now someone some where is using my mtn line. And I vowed never to use mtn network again. This is d line 08034489973. Mtn is a stupid network. Bleep mtn

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