₦airaland Forum

Siena:
Very sad.

But, why would Nigerians be literally "dying" to come to Europe?
The same Europe they claim Nigerians go to pack "Shit" in?

don't mind them.
they now want to start packing too

King James Oladipo Aroko-Ola Buremoh is the Oba, or hereditary monarch, of the Nigerian town of Idera -- a tiny kingdom home to about 20,000 people.

He's also a New York tour bus driver.

Recently, two exchange students from Nigeria were told by their tour guide on the bus that a Nigerian king was driving.

They raced down the stairs to see who it was.

"The boy prostrated, the lady knelt down. I don't even want people to know I'm a king," said Buremoh, who is also an American citizen.

http://www.nbc6.net/news/17310333/detail.html?rss=ami&psp=news

Royal family my bakassi
is there anyone in Nigeria that's not from a royal family.
there's even a king with a kingdom in western Nigeria profiled on MSNBC driving buses in New York
Nonsense.

@ poster topup asked some smart questions.
I can understand why the mother would want you to come and marry the girl officially
It's still a shameful thing for a girl to be pregnant out of wedlock
but the threat of terminating her daughter's pregnancy is where I begin to question her sanity.
goodluck with that kain psychotic mother in law

davidylan:
what is there to "research" in that link?

and what are you doing in someone's bossom?

To the Muslims it would be better for y'all to spend more time focusing on allah and his Koran than Jesus,crucifixion, ressurection and finding Mohammed in the Bible.
We don't use the Koran in any shape or form to prove the validity of the Bible.
We don't need to
Is the al koran unable to substantiate itself that you need help?

some Muslim scholar even said that when Jesus said Eloi Eloi lama sa bachtani on the cross
He was shouting allah allah
and that Halleluia or H[b]allal[/b]uyah had allah
these people are ridiculous!

theopops:
Wow, thanks Queenisha and Kech.

Am I scared after all you wrote, Kech? No, way. I am more than confident. I believe, I got a lot to learn and I am willing to learn. At least, he is willing to learn some of mine too, like the prostrating and stuff. He said I am worth even more. So, if he is willing to do things that are not comfortable or according to his culture, believe me, I am willing and ready to learn.

Thanks for some of the things you have typed. I am patiently waiting to learn more. Who knows, I just might start trying to make some Igbo soups. At least, I should start getting used to them.

Thanks again. I appreciate.

Above all be yourself dear.

while you're learning his culture, he should be learning yours
He should for instance,prostrate to greet your parents as a sign of respect.
If I were Yoruba,I'll expect my man to prostrate to my parents,and older relatives.
Your man is lucky sha
I hear Yorubas don't "charge" exhorbitant dowries and provide the suitors with a list of things to buy as most Igbos do.
and I also hear the brides family sponsors the wedding in Yorubaland
The man had it easy
kai!
He is a blessed man

CodeRED:
, I am reconsidering oo. Coming to think of it, Hannideep sounds more like it.

Baby#1. Hannizo

#2. Zonebal

#3. Deepni

#4. Nibalzo , I want to be God-momma ooo

na deepni I wan be godmother for.
We can even make the name sweeter add a few letters and it becomes a little trendier
what say ye about Deepnisha
How about[i] Deepnishameka[/i]
Deeptina nko?

I mean, she can still be deepni for short

I don't see anything wrong with this o
afterall they're not blood relations.
My paternal Uncle married my maternal first cousin
and we're happy for them

CodeRED:
@Mr. & Mrs Hannizone

I went out shopping today for my wedding attire. Just drop the invitation here, and i will glady accept.

I thought they were Mr & Mrs Hannideep

KarmaMod:
Osisi, are you sure you are nigerian?

How can you JUST suddenly know who RMD is? He's been acting for almsot 20 years now

Lol the man hips must be recent because I don't remember him having such before. I used to have a crush on him Now's he's like the Pa of Nollywood

was he wearing agbada in the ones you saw
The hips were very obvious to me.
Even when he was flying his shirt, the bump wouldn't let the shirt lie flat.
At first I thought it was just the angle of the shot
I was horrified to find that it was all him

KarmaMod:
Osisi, are you sure you are nigerian?

How can you JUST suddenly know who RMD is? He's been acting for almsot 20 years now

Lol the man hips must be recent because I don't remember him having such before. I used to have a crush on him Now's he's like the Pa of Nollywood

I just started watching Nigerian movies very recently.
I just never cared about them
I heard the name genevieve Nnaji on this nairaland for the first time along with others
The movie was "private sin" with Stephanie Okereke,Olu Jacobs and Genenieve Nnaji.
His bakassi covered my big screen.
kai!

I've learnt names of nollywood movie stars mainly from Nairaland and I always have to go to google to read about them and hopefully watch their movies someday.
There was a thread on Richard Mofe Damijo being handsome.
I didn't know who he was at first but recently I saw his movie,last week to be precise and indeed he's a clean cut, polished and good looking man.
Or so I thought until the camera showed his backside.
Nna men, the bobo get Ikebe,I no go lie!
Lawd have mercy!!
that is a no no in my books o
man-hips
Tufiakwa!!
A handsome man with hips
He needs to do something about it

Okija_juju:
Customer I dey o!!
Business is slow this period. But by the time we enter the "ember months", things will start to look up again.

This is hilarious.

Sabella: Your Excellency, in your well-thought out opinion, how do you think the Ijaws can move out and move beyond poverty, fetidity and hopelessness; how can they achieve development?

Jonathan G: The Ijaws can move out of poverty whenever they are ready to move out of poverty. They can farm and fish and sell Ogogoro. What else do they need to achieve development? All the talk I hear about ecological disaster is nothing but crap. Let them go about their farming and fishing endeavors.


Sabella: Your Excellency…Sir…Are you saying…

Jonathan G: (cuts in)… The oil and gas does not belong to the Ijaw or the Niger Delta. The oil flows from the North, from the Chad basin, from Sokoto and the Sahara Dessert. It is just by the grace of Allah that the liquid got deposited in the Niger Delta. In order words, you people are just temporary custodians of the oil and gas. Move on…moving on…

Sabella: In what ways has your people gained from the oil and the federal government?

Jonathan Goodluck: Thanks for asking such a beautiful and deep question. That’s brilliant and wonderful. Let me ask you something: what else does the Ijaws want? After all, for the past eight years, Bayelsa had been getting the best from the Federal Government. For instance, within the past eight years the state had had the privilege of having ministers besides other political positions at the national level. There are Bayelsans who are ministers, chairs of different parastatals, ambassadors and so on and so forth. Isn’t that enough? Look, they should be grateful to the Federal Government and to God for those appointments. Look at me; I am by the grace of God the VP. That alone should be enough for the Ijaws. That’s enough!

Sabella: It is said that you don’t take kindly to criticisms. Is that true?

Jonathan G: Bleep you! That’s not true, that’s false. You see, anyone can criticize me, anyone can advise me. However, they must do so in a very respectful manner, in private. There should be no washing of dirty linen in the public. If you must criticize, criticize me constructively and not dish out outright damaging information to the public in the name of criticism. Timipre Sylva and that fake Dr. Fente accused me of misplacing N170 billion; well, it is N150 billion and not the amount they are quoting. And in fact that money has been missing since the days of Alamieyeseigha. They should go talk to him.


http://www.nigeriavillagesquare.com/index.php/content/view/9984/55

my food don cold finish make I go chop jare.
sistawoman, take a trip to the man and give it to him in that apartment.
It works everytime.

Sisikill:
I mi kon le

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Yeparipa! No wonder Bobo flew into a rage! He is fighting for his "life" (green card) here and she's talking about her baaaaaaabies. To think I was beginning to see him as a sensitive guy for crying. . . asheashe, it was the greencard peppering him. Mama was right, men will only cry for two things - 1) Their favorite team losing  2) Their arrangey marriage wife put her kids before their desire to get papers. Eeeya

Actually,the crying one surprised me o
This kain anambra yoruba that cries anyhow.
The Mr Cunle Comolafe was in his lonely apartment and saw visions and apparitions of his green card flying high up in the sky beyond his reach.
He thought of going back to Acure empty handed and it hit him like a truck load of frozen amala

I hate eating with people that have bad table manners i.e chewing loudly, grunting and sticking their fingers to gather food from  their oral pouch.

davidylan:
why shld she take it off? It makes for comic relief . . . abeg sistawoman tell us more! What brand of toothpaste does he use? did he wash his socks last weekend?

does he roll his amala with both palms?

KarmaMod:
Good to know. At least you are aware and I respect that.

You'D think someone trying to get something wouldnt be misbehaving like an ungrateful child.

You must be kidding me.
aiding and abetting a criminal

sistawoman:
No she did not listen she followed her heart.

What is gulder?

a brand of Nigerian beer.

Seriously dear, take your marital issues off nairaland.
even if you cut him,we don't have to know

davidylan:
so sistawoman married this man to help him with papers? Ashiri ti tu.  

All of una don waste precious advice. Bros has gotten his wish and disappeared.

You no well.
In one of the threads,sheniqua warned her but did she listen?

sistawoman:
No papers yet. Where do you know you can get papers in 2 months?

Then he's surely coming home
just give him time to finish his carton of gulder

abeg ma I go knack spaghetti.

@ sista woman.
From woman to woman,don't bring your marital issues to nairaland.
solve them at home.