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Romance / Re: Wife Caught Screwing In Law, This Is Explicitly The Worst Thing I Have Ever Seen by Queenisha: 6:19pm On Sep 11, 2008
sistawoman:

confussed I thought it was an abmonation for the sr brother to screw the jr brothers wife but it is ok for the jr brother to screw the sr brothers wife. Is that true or is that only true after the death of the sr. brother.

please help me i am learning the tradtion as i go.

It's not OK either way.
There's no culture in Nigeria that condones infidelity in any shape or form.
It's frowned upon whether the other man is a sibling ,older or younger or a man off the streets.
Family / Re: 10-month-old Baby Rescues Mum From Ritualists by Queenisha: 4:36pm On Sep 11, 2008
Them get ritualists for there too?


some awusa people say na only southerners,abi our jujumen don travel open shop for that side?
Celebrities / Re: Osita Iheme Of ‘akin And Paw Paw’ Fame On Suicide Watch …after Being Dumped By by Queenisha: 4:32pm On Sep 11, 2008
Bestglo:

Osita is the one that has curled hair,the one that really looks like a baby

i wish him luck in his future attempt sha

OSANOBUA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
you wan make e kill imself?
Celebrities / Re: Osita Iheme Of ‘akin And Paw Paw’ Fame On Suicide Watch …after Being Dumped By by Queenisha: 4:31pm On Sep 11, 2008
prince_onx:

e be like say the overdose never clear for the guy eyes! I'm still asking though, which one is this Osita?

Celebrities / Re: Osita Iheme Of ‘akin And Paw Paw’ Fame On Suicide Watch …after Being Dumped By by Queenisha: 2:59am On Sep 11, 2008
idupaul:

haba, he can walk na, but the issue is does he have a standard dic k.

yes he can but will you allow your 5 year old to walk around unaccompanied grin
he may get run over and it'll be safer and faster for her to pick him up and run on
Celebrities / Re: Osita Iheme Of ‘akin And Paw Paw’ Fame On Suicide Watch …after Being Dumped By by Queenisha: 2:49am On Sep 11, 2008
minute:

LMAO!! This is so funny!

My stomach hurts like hell right now.

The climbing on the table part was what i just couldnt get over.LMAO!!
I feel so sorry him.

Imagine
For how long will she carry him up and down and 'back' him with wrapper
The girl thought hard and bailed out on time.
Celebrities / Re: Are Nigerians That Stupid? by Queenisha: 2:31am On Sep 11, 2008
I read through this whole thread and some people seem to be arguing from another hole.
The issue is not so much what they paid but what they received.
The flyers must have promoted Anita Baker as the main attraction so people paid and came and there was no Anita Baker and no recourse to individuals who have parted with their hard earned money.
That is the main issue here.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Actor Matt Damon - "Sarah Palin As President Is A Really Scary Thought" by Queenisha: 2:20am On Sep 11, 2008
if this kid says that ROFLMAO,I'll wound somebody grin
Celebrities / Re: Most Popular Nigerians In The World (dead Or Alive) by Queenisha: 1:53am On Sep 11, 2008
Wole Soyinka
Fela
Chinua Achebe
Nnamdi Azikiwe
Politics / Re: Tanzania And Nigeria To Lead Au Bid To Block Sudan Charges by Queenisha: 1:35am On Sep 11, 2008
they haven't controlled almajiris running amok in Kano and Gombe and they're talking of keeping peace.
Those killers in northern Sudan ought to be rounded up and sent straight to their 72 virgins by firing squad.
Family / Re: Who Owns A Child? Father Or Mother? by Queenisha: 1:32am On Sep 11, 2008
The man owns the kids
I own the man
so ultimately na me own everything grin
Politics / Re: Tanzania And Nigeria To Lead Au Bid To Block Sudan Charges by Queenisha: 1:28am On Sep 11, 2008
like they know what to do.
They should not only charge that criminal but imprison him and have him wear tight underwears filled with soldier ants.
Politics / Re: Republican Women Has Launched A Boycott Against Oprah Winfrey's Tv by Queenisha: 12:07am On Sep 11, 2008
Oprah openely declared her support for Obama.
It's no secret.
Why should she have Sarah on her show?
These publicans can be unreasonable sometimes.
Religion / Re: Heaven Or Kingdom Of God? by Queenisha: 12:04am On Sep 11, 2008
@ pilgrim1, yes it's nwando /babyosisi
Celebrities / Re: Osita Iheme Of ‘akin And Paw Paw’ Fame On Suicide Watch …after Being Dumped By by Queenisha: 11:56pm On Sep 10, 2008
oh this is sad.
SEe what happens when men become over ambitious.
why couldn't he look for a regular Ngozi or Laide
no he had to hang his bag where his hand could not reach
How did he think a model living in London who had mixed with the high and mighty will overlook his 2 foot frame.

me I no fit o
he can have all the money and fame
that height na big issue
what will people say?
mba!
I'll be scared that I might suffocate him in bed
does he even have an equipment to work with.
The girl tried and lasted 2 months.
I bet it wasn't easy
Culture / Re: Igbo Kwenu ! Kwenu Kwezo Nu ! Join Us If You Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by Queenisha: 8:28pm On Sep 10, 2008
ikomiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
anuru m na ituwara nwanyi ime ejima ?
missed you.
Culture / Re: Igbo Kwenu ! Kwenu Kwezo Nu ! Join Us If You Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by Queenisha: 5:24pm On Sep 10, 2008
O Nwanne Ozii
i na achizi nama?
Culture / Re: Igbo Kwenu ! Kwenu Kwezo Nu ! Join Us If You Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by Queenisha: 5:22pm On Sep 10, 2008
oziomatv:

Nna ndia egbuo mu ebea chineke meee, ya bu na onye oji enwe kwaghi ike iri nri ebe ndi ocha na aga eri nri,
Ka mu wepu kwa di picture befor unu asi na mu na akwazi barrow.

ROFL.
Nna Tuxedo k'obu suit ahu mere i di ka onye no na official business
dika waiter na serve table Queen Eliza m'obu table that French President nke nwunye ya n'agba akwuna kwuna
Idighi k'onye barrow m'obu ocho passenger
idi ka high class maitre D
Culture / Re: Igbo Kwenu ! Kwenu Kwezo Nu ! Join Us If You Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by Queenisha: 5:05pm On Sep 10, 2008
darfur:

@ozioma's profile shocked shocked

ozii, iwu waiter na duke's palace? grin grin grin

nwanne ghara, . . . gharawa o . . grin . . . mana ajukwala m ihe m na eme na central london grin grin grin umuigbo ga asurvive nu somehow grin

the thing na akwu ugwo bills m cheesy

shocked shocked shocked
ozii nwanne m topuru etopu ma nma nwoke
nwe ezigbo shape ka obama
ozii ibu waiter?
Culture / Re: American Born Nigerian Woman Dating And Possibly Marrying African American Man by Queenisha: 3:16am On Sep 10, 2008
KarmaMod:

Lmao Osisi, Ive never eaten at a buka.

Gross tongue

You don't know what you missed.
You cannot claim to be a full Nigerian if you've never eaten white rice,beans and plaintain with kpomo and beef at a bukateria
I remember one near broad street near the then British embassy.
Whenever we came from the East to get visas for London trips,we would go there and eat correct food made with washed hands.

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Family / Re: Mother-in-law Wahalla! by Queenisha: 3:10am On Sep 10, 2008
you mean contact you at the beer parlour
Religion / Re: Clean Jokes by Queenisha: 1:43am On Sep 10, 2008
How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb? One, since his/her hands are in the air anyway.

How many Christ embassy folks does it take to change a lightbulb? None. God has predestined when the lights will be on.

How many deeper lifers does it take to change a light bulb? CHANGE?!!!

How many Pentecostals does it take to change a light bulb? 10, one to change it and 9 others to pray against the spirit of darkness.

How many tv evangelists does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But for the message of hope to continue to go forth, send in your donation today.

How many Roman Catholics does it take to change a lightbulb? None: Candles only.

How many Amish does it take to change a lightbulb? What's a light bulb?

How many Polygamous Mormons does it take to change a lightbulb? Five. One man to change the bulb, and four wives to tell him how to do it.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to screw in the bulb, and two to knock on your door and ask you if you've seen the light!



altered to suit Naija
Travel / Re: Nigerians Living Illegally In China Are Now Going Through Hell! by Queenisha: 1:18am On Sep 10, 2008
There 's one stupid boy on the travel section that's always asking how to get to Guatemala and some other "interior" south and central American country.
I told him,they'll use him for hot tamale and burritos but did he listen?
The people are starving to death and meat walks right through the door.
That one na salah ram captured even before ramadan is declared grin
he's better off remaining at 53 Iweka road Onitsha


I hope he's reading this thread

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Culture / Re: American Born Nigerian Woman Dating And Possibly Marrying African American Man by Queenisha: 12:14am On Sep 10, 2008
I wish Nigeria was good.
See our young boys and girls are so far removed from their homeland.
Lost forever in a foreign land.
Most will never speak the language
Cannot speak with their illiterate relatives but just smile when spoken to
will never visit there after their parents pass away.
may never cook or eat the foods.
they don't know what it is to jump molue
to be taunted by agberos.
They have never eaten in a buka
or pissed in a street corner

They don't know where they come from and cannot go there unaccompanied
Everything they know about who they are is from story telling.
My God,they can't even pronounce their own names
Nigeria will just be some country far far away where her family came from.
This is what I call the rape of a nation.
I weep for these lost boys and girls.
This is truly truly sad.

forgive me poster, I just had to weep a little

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Family / Re: Mother-in-law Wahalla! by Queenisha: 11:51pm On Sep 09, 2008
Hannibal:

Kwarangida?? What is the meaning of that??

Signing the dotted lines is no guarantee he won't turn to be a beast anytime he wants to.
There was a colleague of mine who went through HELL in the hands of her Naija husband last year.
She is from Ghana and the husband just realised she wasn't good enough 2 years after their wedding.
All of a sudden, the husband can't stand her. . . .he can't stand her food and he just neglects her sometimes for weeks.
If there's one thing i love about Naija men. . . . .It's their eccentric ways and unpredictable nature.
God bless Naija men. grin

Kwarangida simply means shacking up with a man i.e co-habiting
signing on the dotted line does not guarantee a blissful marriage, true
but it has it's advantages
Men can have serious issues. lipsrsealed
Watch out.
Next thing your friend's husband will declare her a witch and they'll start sprinkling her with pure holy water and wanting to pour groundnut annointing oil into her privates.
God help us.

I heard of a lady who before her divorce resorted to wearing wigs to bed because her husband wanted to cut a piece of her hair and send to "okija".
She had to wear wigs so that he couldn't cut her real hair since the mumu didn't know the difference.
And they say women are not smart cool
Family / Re: Mother-in-law Wahalla! by Queenisha: 11:49pm On Sep 09, 2008
chika98:

ah she needs to run and never look back! Tell her that she should leave. If he doesn't want to step up then she should leave the house for him. I don't know how anyone would be stupid enough to consider not selling their house quick with a solid offer on it. I guess he hasn't gotten the memo yet that freddie mac and fanny mae has been taken over by the federal government.

Whenever a marriage sours like this and the individuals are still living in the same house
fear dey catch me.
I no go lie
no do no do, one of them will become dead bodi lipsrsealed
and we know which one
I hope she's not a nurse
Travel / Re: Nigerians Living Illegally In China Are Now Going Through Hell! by Queenisha: 11:39pm On Sep 09, 2008
agaba that link was great.


Here, down bumpy, unlit roads, is where old habits die hard for China's brutal totalitarian communist regime.

These camps are being used to imprison  -  without trial or legal representation  -  people that the regime wants the world to believe do not exist amid the miracle of modern China.

From street children, hawkers, the homeless and prostitutes, to the mentally ill, black migrants, drug dealers and gays caught in public bathhouses, the camps on the outskirts of the city started filling up with Beijing's 'undesirables' last year as part of the Chinese regime's determination to present what it sees as an acceptable face to the world

'Tony', a Nigerian entrepreneur who has lived in China for the past three years, watched as dozens of his African friends were arrested last month. He hasn't seen them since.

'I started running when I saw what was happening,' he told me. 'I've heard they are in the camps. I'm just keeping my head down until you lot [foreigners] go and hoping it all returns to normal.'

With the few remaining black people and some gay men banned from entire areas, along with instructions from the authorities that they should not be served in bars or restaurants, witnesses say thousands of others have been bundled into unmarked vans and taken to the camps on the outskirts of the city.


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That is the real China.
I hate it when I go to Naija and see Nigerians worshipping these short engines grin
Family / Re: Mother-in-law Wahalla! by Queenisha: 9:44pm On Sep 09, 2008
Hannibal:

No wonder more women are migrating to the UK.

to do kwarangida
kwarangida no be marriage na
those of us who made sure he signed on dotted lines are secure.
even his briefcases are in both our names. grin
I'm not the descendants of okirika dealers for nothing grin
Love is good but abeg my name go dey for property.
I no wan carry my load for pillowcase if sometin happen

God forbid

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