₦airaland Forum

4 Play:
Maybe the Navigation System contains the automated voice of someone doing some incantations wey go hypnotise the drivers. These people want do 419 for here,it won't work!

Lai lai
It will not work.\
I cancel it

Viante:
lol

Dont worry Sir

i will install one!!!

atleast it will take the toll off my eyes

I hope you don't have wife and children yet

alamieseigha abeg carry your navigator go
we no wan buy
na fight?

4 Play:
They are probably diverting people into shrines for human rituals.

One minute you're driving in your "jeep" the next minute you're spitting out dollar bills at the mention of okija and Ijebuode.
there's no method they won't try
not me
I'm smarter than they

@labiyemmy:
And the only way to investigate it is for you yourself to go to the office and seek to see it worked and see if you will lead yourselves to other members of your stealing thieves.

You're taking this whole thing personal
might you have a stake in this jagbajantis business?

abeg carry your naija navigator vamoose
that one na market?

whatever works for him.
Doyin is actually a unisex name so he can swing whichever way he feels like.

someone needs to investigate the makers.
They may divert traffic staight into their den of thieves.
Naija is a dangerous place

Ruby_Pearl:
Abeg, let it stay in UK o!! I knew it!!

No wonder I saw Doyin13's pic like he used eyeliner. I tot I was seeing things.

Tell me word !
They already have clients in nairaland ?\
what color was he wearing?

I like my man raw like Osuofia

4 Play:
@Osisi

I did a spiritual cleansing of the desk while screaming "Holy Ghost Fire!" Obviously,he is white so excessive grooming may not seem over the top for him.

I was wondering,if he has all this on his desk,imagine what he will have at home. . . . probably a warehouse full of cosmetics.

Good.
You can't be too careful nowadays with these people.
man today, hemaphrodite tomorrow.
The day I see Mr Osisi with a manscara,guyliner or even  lipgloss  
Infact let me not even say it
let me say it jare
na that day we go no say chicken fit piss

Tufiakwa!!
I no want even think that side sef

KarmaMod:
Anything that will finally make British men attractive is fine with me

ROFL.
but not manscara and blush
what is the world turning into?
I hope hannibal them are not patronizing this new British trend.
I know my brothers.
If all men were like them,that company will fold up in no time.

4 Play:
I used my colleague's desk on Friday[b],come see this man's collection of moisturizers[/b].

I blame women. As long as there are women who fall for these men,they will feel encouraged in their evil ways. As for that Yank talking about improving the looks of British men,ironical coming from the nation that contains the ugliest and fattest people in the Western world

Tufiakwa!!

I hope you sanitized his seat before sitting down.
This kain moisturizing colleague

Infact when I shake a man's hand and it feels all soft and Mushy,I get to wonder what kain sisy is this?
A man should be manly jo

ife n'aso uso n'egbu kwa egbu

chei agaba!
you just dey pursue woman from thread to thread
welu kwa nwayo

hymen:
How were they doing it before sanitary pads?

I'm sure they used rags and were regarded as unclean
Tufiakwa!!

meanwhile someone has chopped millions to order and install them and the individual is not charged with maintaing them.
see see TV

Akolawole:
### He is a detribalise Nigerian

tell that to the Redeemed choristers !!
detrabalized indeed.
There's only one detribalized nIgerian and his name is Gani

monsho:
@Bankole01

If it is true that M.K.O financed many coups during the dark days of the Military
then, he must have done what he needed to do as a businessman to remain in
business.

does that now make it OK
Thieves steal because they need the stuff,do we now excuse them?

Don't tell me you do not know the role DANGOTE is playing in the current polity.
Would DANGOTE had succeeded to become what he is today if he had not cont-
ributed to the success of "PEOPLE DESTROYING PEOPLE's" agenda that resulted
in the mass rigging of "1999 GENERAL ELECTION"?

and so what?
if that's what he's doing should we now lose sight of right and wrong because everyone seems to be doing it?

Let us learn never to talk evil of the DEAD for, we will be with them ONE DAY!

Bull crap !!
we might as well cannonize Hitler, Abacha and Jeffrey Dahmer.
They are afterall dead.
abegi

I will never leave you nor forsake you says your Lord God

I have loved you with an everlasting love says your God.