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if you are being serious send me an email onanawhatsmyname@yahoo.com

where abouts in NJ do you stay? ill help you look for places where they can help how your feeling.

You might just be depressed

dont lose hope

[quote author=Mrs, Eve link=topic=581707.msg7496234#msg7496234 date=1294599530]Ayetty,

You are speaking to mysognistic mofos. The bible can say that men should wash their wives feet but I can bet that they will switch it around and say the bible said a foot when necessary. It is written in plain ENGLISH, SPANISH, GREEK, ITALIAN, AND CHINESE! It still remain the same![/quote]your right, im simply wasting my time wit him! kmt

yorke:
I hope im nt in d wrong section. Is this romance section or religion section?

apologies, another biig problem I have with Nigerian men, they always use the bible to back up futile arguments! even the atheists start lamenting 'it is written in the bible'!

people like to skip over that very important verse and jump straight onto 'submit to your husbands'!

submit to each other its not difficult to understand!

its not hieroglyphics! its simple ENGLISH!

SUBMIT TO EACH OTHER!!!

YOU TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK THOSE 3 WORDS MEAN!
rather than banter on! be specific!

chiteny:
Queensmith, pls re-read your bible again and this time with some more understanding . I am sorry to say you are wrong on your assumption. And i guess you were refering to Eph 5:21?

does eph 5:21 sound so difficult to understand?or what do you think it means?

the bible commands you 'submit to one another' its very clear and not as one sided as you chauvinists think!

or do i need to now break down every single word in the sentence for you if your command of english isnt up to scratch?

mzdarkskin, INNO RIIIGHT! dude has some iiiiiiiiisues! whats worst is he makes sense to HIMSELF. he actually believes his bs!

i had to forward this to my friends! titled; in a nigerian mans mind!

maninmood:
@Queensmith I am sure you know me. I will tell him the rubbish you are doing here instead of breastfeeding that your child

Do you even shave yours?

ok- i just realised you really are out of your mind, i will ignore you from now on!

maninmood:
@mrbrownjay: You are corect man . Ask @queensmith if she does not sleep, and she is in Nigeria

@queensmith: I said sharapp Must u be criticizing men?   First ask your husband to shave his bia-bia and arm-pit before posting rubbish here, Or have you turned a lesbo, so I can inform him? 

are you on medication for psychosis? or does hypocrisy just come as the air you breathe?
so MBJ is a correct man for spewing bs and im the one that doesnt sleep? the one posting rubbish?
why dont you go and tell your mother and your sisters never to wear a bra since MBJ is soo correct? since she even wasted time bearing you why dont u ask her to jump in front of a trailer because she has stretch marks? and to make mr MBJ even more correct let her shave the hair off her head!
and wth told u im in nigeria? is skanskan eating at your brain cells?
try and think before you jump up and down! bufoon!

you must be mad! idiot! kmt

MRbrownJAY:
oh lawd!!!!!
i know you wish men would accept you for all your defects and deceit but since these were MY advices. you should have just walk along then and not reply rather than waste your valuable time on ME!!! (again your focus with my person is worrying)

I feel i owe it to society to educate you where television has had you misled!

MRbrownJAY:
we all know you got saggy tittay but when you wear wonderbra to make them look COMPLETELY different than they truly are, thats when the beef is.
if women dont want to accept their saggy tittays, by concealing them in wonderbras etc, then WHY SHOULD WE?!
the only reason why most women will try to deceive men is because, DEEP DOWN INSIDE, y'all know that it doesnt look nice and that MEN dont like it. DUH!!!!

Your point is? you know your full of shit right? if a woman has sagging tits should she now walk around wearing no bra? what did you think the aim of a bra was? lawhammercy your mother didnt do very well did she?
we know saggin tits doesnt look nice- and no matter how many times you lament over it nothing will change, so you even raising the issue here just exposes your hatred for women and has brought nothing positive to light, educated nobody, neither has it been a useful piece of advice!
DUHHH!

MRbrownJAY:
if you kept your head out of you a$$ and stop fantasizing about my person, you would have understood that its the DECEIT that was the problem not the sagging tittays. READ MY FIRST POST AGAIN rather than fantasizing about my posts!!!!!

again i must say- your an idiot, what deciet? so it has now become deceit to wear a bra? e gba mi ooo- MJB ARE YOU LISTENING TO YOURSELF? so in your world women wont wear bras? is that what your saying? you think women should no longer wear bras? NOW I KNOW YOU TRULY HAVE SOME DEEP ASS ISSUES!

MRbrownJAY:
then you better check your man's late night activities then. lol!

I dont need to, my man is into women alone! he loves my body!

MRbrownJAY:
there is a HUGE difference between having a glance at pantyliners in the dustbin and getting freaky with one lady only to discover that she still has her USED pantyliner on.

would u rather she had a new pantyliner in?  when i said you need to see it i didnt mean glance at it in a dustbin. What is part of a womans everyday life is nothing to be ashamed of another thing you have to deal with and straight men have no reason to complain about! Im guessing it not only takes heterosexuality it takes a certain amount of maturity, i understand your not there yet so i wish you luck with it!

MRbrownJAY:
thats what most women with busted self would say!!!!

what exactly is busted? please expantiate.

MRbrownJAY:
what does a woman's femininity has got to do with anything?!

All the things you complained about is simply what makes a woman a woman, thats why i suggested you just be gay!

MRbrownJAY:
if women are real then they have nothing to fear and be themselves, the one who CANT accept their femininity are the one wearing all the disguises to CONCEAL THEIR FEMININITY. anyone that put on disguises and costumes would have only themselves to blame when the truth is finally revealed. if you enjoy wearing wonderbras to keep up with the fresh younger gal out there (with firm perky tittay) rather that acting your age/self then thats all on you. dont blame men and their supposed  lack of attraction for "your femininity"!

if women are real as opposed to being women that are men?
Yes i remember a woman being herself will be one that doesnt wear a bra right? your alone in the world with that one- I think every STRAIGHT man on earth will disagree!
hmmmm a supposedly straight man who doesnt like female underwear, its unheard of! dude hang it up, your a gay!

MRbrownJAY:
if your femininity cost $300 and is made from someone else's hair then let me go and THANK THEM rather than you.

again your point is?

^^ mind ya bizniz!

MRbrownJAY:
then you wonder why women still dont understand men when some women think like you.

No, men are not difficult to understand, YOU are the one with closet issues!

MRbrownJAY:
so bosoms sag so men SHOULD like saggy bosoms?! DUH!!!!

No- bosoms sag so men shoud DEAL with it! not complain about it! DUH!!!

MRbrownJAY:
who gives a damn what is the way of life for women (or mother nature), the truth remains that MEN DONT LIKE DRIED OUT SAGGY TITTAY, whether YOU like it or not.

your a big fool! The topic reads; advice to the opposite gender, not 'naughty woman about the things you hate on the female anatomy'! did you read it? Or your hatred for the female species has been long boiling you couldnt wait to let it out?
How useful is your little rant about sagging tiddays? like i said- NOBODY LIKES SAGGING TIDDAYS! THERES NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT NIGGA!

MRbrownJAY:
some men will settle for it due to various reason

yes and the rest of them have intimacy with men!

MRbrownJAY:
why would you even think that keeping your used pantyliner when having sex is enjoyable by men? it shows you exactly why this thread is meaningful to women.

Where did you get that information from? part of being with a woman is seeing her pantyliners! this keeps bringing me right back to- CONTINUE WITH MEN! YOUR SOO MUCH BETTER OFF!

MRbrownJAY:
the fact that you would expect men to enjoy women regardless of who or what they are shows again that you are clueless

i expect a straight man to enjoy a woman, every part of her feminity and everything that makes her female! just like I, a straight woman loves everything about the male anatomy,

MRbrownJAY:
we men have criterias depending of the use we require for women (and how DESPERATE one is). expecting men to accept any women just because she has tittays and womanliness shows us again that you have a lot to learn from the male gender.

Yes I can see, you want a woman without female parts and a hanging cock, i get you!

MRbrownJAY:
btw you can call me gay, super extra crispy gay or even transgendered for all i care lol. i know how some women would try to use these cheap BS insult to get at men's ego. . . . . . . . .sorry it doesnt work on me. try harder, at least it MAY make you look relevant because when it comes to the discussion at hand, you aint!

you know its true- your ego is irrelevant here. Women are not good enough for you! and since for now God has only come up with the 2- i say you remain closeted!

@MEN

please keep it tidy and hairless down there theres nothing pleasant about catching hairs in your teeth!
also hairy legs hairy chest hairy back- nonononono! get it waxed get it removed get it fixed! its not attractive
also i dont know how some men have prickly chins but thats also wierd! like im huggin up my dad! super weird use an electronic shaver or something!
and omg please please please please please- wash yo dicks! lmao a sore throat isnt A a great thank you present but its a wonderful indication yo ass is super nasty!

MRbrownJAY:
@queensmith
i guess its good that someone opened this thread because you clearly have NO CLUE about men.
men do NOT like saggy tittay that looks like dried out melon or stinking vag.inas, if you have some and want men to ACCEPT you for having these "features" then thats all on you. some may because of different reasons but it doesnt change the damn fact.

ask any man around you if they enjoy getting freaky with a woman to then take of her panties to see a used pantyliner.bwaaaah!
if you had read PROPERLY what i wrote rather than trying to dismiss anything i said you would have understood that it was not about the pantyliner, but rather about some ladies not having the BRAINS to say:"excuse me for a sec", go to the toilet and remove this used pantyliner before coming back and continuing their bedroom acrobatic in a clean fashion.

btw i have given clues to woman about what some men dislike about women. is that not what the thread is about? why are you taking what i wrote so personally?! did what i wrote hurt your feelings that much. i guess you must have recognize yourself in these facts. . . . . . . . . . . 

no i dont know how gay men like it!
NOBODY LIKES SAGGIN BOOBS AND VAGINAS ARE NOT MEANT TO SMELL! God whatever gave me the idea you may have a little education? truth is; tits sag! its the way of life- nobidis breast forever defies the laws of gravity, and unless you have unlimited funds and a willing airhead, thats something you have to deal with too! its a woman thing! whether or not you want to deal with it doesnt really matter- mother nature doesnt care what you do or dont like Mrbrownjay!

no2 some women use pantiliners, some use tampons the list goes on forever another way of dealing with mother nature if you hadnt noticed, if you dont wanna see it, go and continue having sex with men!

no3 your opinions have basically shown me that you dislike everything about women! not thier attitude not their hindsight, you basically cant stand a womans physiology! or your not mature enough to handle it!

Of course muppet, if I couldnt relate to the things you have said I wouldnt be a woman! Im not taking anything personally. Im just pointing out you will be better off with men!

omg soprano! lmao!

MRbrownJAY:
@queensmith
if i think the way you do then you must be a closeted lesbian for having views on the opposite gender, duh!

You see me here complaining about a mans sexual organ? u see me make remarks about what makes a man a man? you have basically complained about every part of a woman! almost making it sound as if being a woman is bad! even down to mentioning pantyliners! if you hate women and their pantyliners soo much just get with a man innit! less hassle! you get in you get out! no need to worry about saggy breasts and stretch marks!
only gay men complain about women the way you have here!

[quote author=Orton1_0 link=topic=576171.msg7489200#msg7489200 date=1294503465]Are sure you're really into men?
Go Check out Love Lockdown or even his lastest single Runaway ft Pusha T, you'll definitely reconsider.

Countdown to the most handsome Rapper for the past decade, Yeezy will surely fall amongst the top ten.[/quote]o please gimme a break! why will i look at a music video and expect men to be dressed so 24/7?
ok me and you- different definitions of handsome! kanye wont even fall into my top 20! hes an ugly mofo! but thats beside the poin!
roki- I take that back, since even kanye west looks hideous in a suit!
but i must say any man can rock a suit! thats why its business orientated, its presentable but also very impractical for a man to wear 24/7!

harakiri:
I am really getting dead sick of all these "Nigerian men romantic or not" posts.

@Poster

Look. . .

Nigerians are Africans. We are NOT French,Swiss, American, British or Dutch. If you want a man to wake you up with breakfast in bed, clean your a$$ after you use the toilet, open the door for you when alighting from a car, act all "trusting and SECURE" when he catches you kissing another man in public, doesn't bother much if you date other guys apart from him,washes your undies, puts up with all your crap without saying a single word, then. . .

i forgot that was a valid reason for a man to be insensitive!
we are africans!
so when a man expects a woman to get an education and contribute financially in a house we should scream 'we are africans' too right?
or how about if the woman refuses to try a modern hairstyle, get herself a pedicure or even take care of her skin 'i am african' seems like a sensible excuse doesnt it?
in fact next guy on this site that complains his girlfreind is getting fat ive learnt a new approach; 'she is african' date a white girl if you want her to remain pretty!

truth is, being african is no excuse for anything! we are africans not neandethals and should move with civilisation and stop blaming out ethinicity for the reason we are backwards! Are we the only africans in the world?

harakiri:
I am really getting dead sick of all these "Nigerian men romantic or not" posts.

DATE WHITE GUYS AND LIVE NIGERIAN BROTHERS ALONE! ! !

Wetin sef? We are loving and caring in our own way. I don't see Asian girls putting up threads asking about "Japanese men versus Canadian men in romance".Na only our 9ja babes go dey put down dia men as usual. Tomorrow when a white guy looks down on you, you will come here talking nonsense about racism when you are also a culprit.

Rubbish! ! !

dont get it twisted, asian men are the most romantic men in the universe! why do you think they barely marry out of their race? an asian man can marry a woman he has never seen in his life and treat her like a queen for the rest of her days! it makes absolute sense of course according to your logic since 'they are not african' obviously they makes them 'more human!
oriental men handle thier business! they look after their familes and fully provide for their wives!
in fact if this is the way all  nigerian men think i will also advise the ladies to leave your 'brothers' alone! being african is the new reason for bein an idiot! mshew!

i know exactly what you are all saying, but name dropping these celebrities doesnt prove the point! where exaclty do you think these guys get the sagging from? if anything most american celebrities are very badly dressed! obviously except for when they get intentional styling! but all this kanye west sean combs na uhn! any man can look good in a suit!

YES even in his fashion! granted he gets styled well sometimes but that guy never looks attractive! ESPECIALLY if he wears a suit! he looks HORRIBLE! like a sausage spilling out of its skin!

erm whaaaaat! are u guys bein serious? kanye west is a good example of NOTHING! except for how to be a d*ckhed!
omg eve did u just say sean combs?? gawd im out! next ill be hearing jayz!

lol heeey missy how u doin

i guess cos i thot it was a bit of a culture clash, maybe one of the mods will do it later
[quote author=Missy ★ B link=topic=581841.msg7488834#msg7488834 date=1294500219]Ionno. I just can't think of any better purpose it serves other than add pleasure to MouthAction.[/quote]How about because it looks nice??
[quote author=Missy ★ B link=topic=581841.msg7488834#msg7488834 date=1294500219]No! I'm too scared to alter any part of my body.[/quote]me too thats even what is stopping me from doin it sef, and the fact i heard it was painful!

^^ agreed!

[quote author=Mrs, Eve link=topic=580855.msg7488651#msg7488651 date=1294498638]Ayettty,

These men assumed that screwing a woman and eating some catered egusi soup with fufu is romantic.[/quote]lol! younno romance to the typical nigerian man doesnt involve the woman! its all about the man! his lazy arse and and his fat stomach!

kkabi:

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Thanks but you know marriage is not an isolated life. Its a family and socio-cultural affair as well as it is interpersonal to husband and wife. We cant cut them all off, it will create instability over time

thats not true- theres not 1 element of truth in that! marriage is between a man and his wife and the BEST marriages are those between couples that have managed to keep it that way!
the BIGGEST PROBLEM in african marriages are those caused by outsiders
not having family around avoids interference it cant cause instability i dont no where you got that from!

omolola u need to go thru mbj's post, i never take 190 seriously! lol
but his little story isnt far from the types of things that guy says!

190:
[color=deeppink]Its true,
Mr.Brown Jay told me of a story a couple of days back
How he carried this LADY who had this FIRMED THICK STRAIGHT LOOKING bosoms,
that seemingly wants to attack any guy that looks straight at it in the eye,

as tough JAY was, he was intimidated by these b[i]re[/i]asts and decided to go in,
2hrs later,he got home with this lady and she tapped her bra off,

ALAS, One of the br[i]e[/i]ast fell to one side of the bed and the other on the other side
Jay slept off and refused 2 touch her all nite, [/color]

tbh with u mbj sounds like a closeted homosexual, with all his complaints about women I wonder why he even bother at all! why doesnt he just start dating men!

@mds what i cant stand is women who clean their boyfreinds apartments or men that expect women that do so!
or even men that expect me to cook,
i am not a chef! DO NOT ask me to cook for you!

i pondered for long which section this should be! lol maybe the mod will put it in the right place!

excanny:
^^^
Where are you coming from?

what dyu mean?

no, not at all! the concept of romance has skipped over most nigerian men!
I dont consider meaningless text messages, greeting cards, and giving her money romantic

For me romance is being spontaneous, not rehearsed!

Guess who's baack!

I think culture is the best place to put this,

what do you think about tongue piercings?
whats soo wrong with it?
why must it immediately be deemed sexual?
will you ever do it?

[quote author=Orton1_0 link=topic=576171.msg7488411#msg7488411 date=1294496359]^

Gurl you're missing alot, you should try it sometime. You'll surely like it.
The feeling of Sagging on a Nigga[b]>>>>>>>PRICELESS!![/b][/quote]Im not a nigga so i cant relate- sorry

@topic that brings me to more points
MEN!
-Be very very careful before you get piercings and tattoos, some women (and men alike) are still very old fashioned about it. I cant stand men that wear earrings heavy jewellery or have large tattoos in visible places, I immediately label him as a wannabee rapper and i wont even be his friend!
- at the same time dont be quick to assume you know a woman. Dont get too comfortable and use slang or abbreviations in your email or text messages, it makes you sound ignorant. first impressions do count, try and sound responsible when you talk to her-dont use, brav, innit, buff ting, esp if you are a grown man!
- This isnt for everyone but i must mention it, baby, babes, love, honey is not a appropriate salutation for a grown woman you just met and are not dating, please refrain from continuously using it its soooooooooo irritating! eurgh!
- women are everywhere thats true, but good women are not and sensible women are rare, so when you present yourself, act as if you are applying for a job! yes thats right we are THAT important! give her reasons to date you, and I dont mean badgerin her like a lost puppy i mean showing her your responsible, you were brought up right you have the characteristics of a MAN!
-Yes we know your not psychic, but try and understand a woman, no when shes happy when she sad, know what pisses her off and dont do it! every human experiences mood changes so treat her like you wanna be treated!

chiteny:
Madam Eve,
Being submissive does not make a woman dumb. God was not silly to ask women to be submissive to their husbands. From the way you sound i hope u are submissive to your husband.

The bible also says men should be submissive to their wives! I doubt you knew that, why not ask if her husband is submissive to her!
I doubt paul was reffering to the typical Nigerian mans defiition of submission when he said so!

obotan:
People are susceptible to change. Although they've been close for close to a decade, he lived eight of those years in America while she was in Nigeria. It is practical and realistic to have some room for doubt and uncertainty in such situation.

People dont change- its others that ignore the signs that are to blame. Since he lived in america through all those years that changes the story entirely, he cant really know her that much except for the 2 years they were together. I pity the woman that decided to date a man in another continent for soo log!

oksaiki:
Men are simply irresponsible because they want to be.

thats very true!