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SA Lady:
Okay boys here's what I could think of,

1. The long nail on your pinky, seriously even a love-vendor cant get away with that anymore.

2. The muscle top is rediculously gay abeg lose it.

3. The Gold chain, I should start ripping them off your necks for a meltdown

4. The bloody fake accent over a charm line, makes me wanna smack the living daylights out of you.

5. Please accept that we've got ladies night out's and you are not welcomed, let alone ask what we goin to get up to AM NOT YOUR TEENAGE DAUGTER YOU KNOW!!!!! am a responsible adult.

6. Yes just because I am  not in love with you for the money it doesnt mean you dont have to go out there and make it.

7. Yes! expensive gifts are welcomed, anytime even if I dont ask for them.

8. Seriously black man there is nothing wrong in buying flowers PLEASE!!!!!!! get that through your black num skull.

9. I love you means you only sleep with me, generally men need an age of dawn on this one (fine Puss! comes with fine print stop acting oblivious its not gorgeous)

10. and YES! I am high maintenance, IS THAT YOU ACTING ALL OBLIVIOUS AGAIN? Please deal with it.

11. Just because I have opinion it doest mean, I am competitive, just stating what's on my mind

12. Could you bloody stop telling me what being a woman is all about. I am already one and I cant say the same for you now can I? now shut it.

13. Now that shirt with a huge arse collar and three buttons over the collar is an absolute no.

14. Accept it not all your ex gf's were cute, why do you insist on telling us how much you only date and prefer cute girls.

15 Now who said that hair in your armpit os hot, makes you look more like a man, well guess what its bloody fugly, girls why are we still putting up with it. Guy please start shaving. I am sick of this.

16. Serioously black man why do you need a car to get the hot chicks? Dont worry I know, self esteem right

17. By the way not every woman wants to marry you, not even on a cold day in hell.

18. Yes we cheat, wanna know why? cos were still looking duh!!!!! It turns out you not the one after all. So stop calling me names.

19. Stop being a mizer its a turn off simple.

20 Girls love s#x too, bet you didnt know that too hey 

bless you!

in fact every single one of your points is just GBAM! but i cant even express the number of EXACTLYS on no 3, 4, 12, 14 and 15!!!!!

MRbrownJAY:
. the ONLY beef i have with sagging tittay and what i wrote in my first post (if you know how to read) IS women who disguise their dried out melon in wonderbras. [b]i doubt ALL women wear wonderbras [/b]the one who doesnt have busted tittays like yours dont have the need for them.
so its all about being fairly natural rather than pretending to have fantastic figure to entice men only to reveal some busted dried out melons that go way past your belly buttons, lol!
if your mother wear wonderbras then good for her but manyout there sure dont have the need to because they are VERY comfortable with their NATURAL person. you should try that someday.

ITS SEEMS I HAVE TO TAKE MJB BACK TO NURSERY!
MBj do you even know what a WONDERBRA IS? Do you know ANYTHING about women at all?
A wonderbra is a luxury bra- ANY woman that can afford it will wear it! In fact if a woman DOESNT wear a wonderbra its simply because she doesnt have the money!
Now let me go on to explain to your ignorant ass what a BRA is for! A bra is no1 for comfort! OK! C-O-M-F-O-R-T!!!! COMFORT! a fully developed woman needs a bra to support her back, maintain her posture and the convenience of an everyday lifestyle! it doesnt matter if her tits sag or point up to the moon every woman  needs one! NOWOMAN is comfortablewithout one!
Im a woman, dont try and tell me what you think you know about being one! you dont!

MRbrownJAY:
again, stop focussing on my person and rather on what i wrote, stop trying to come upwith BS to make you sound relevant. but since you dont want to face the fact about what i wrote, here it is ONCE AGAIN:
- padded bras: y'all dont know how disgusted we men feel when we realize that your tittays aint that big and firm and that they actually are kinda flat. so please go easy on the wonderbras/padding!

refer to my above statement, this circular motion is sickenin!

MRbrownJAY:
where do they make women like you?! keep your pantyliner during s.ex?!?!?!?!?!!?!? oh lawd!!!!
ask any man out there if he enjoys seeing your dirty pantyliner when making love to his woman. most who would say they do, they are lying.
its all about decency, we dont need to see this shiit while in love making mood!!!!!! duh

How is it even POSSIBLE to have a dirty pantiliner during sex? are you Zap,i/ng her underwear? Is that a new trend I havent found out about?

MRbrownJAY:
WEAVE/FAKE NAILS/FAKE EYE LASHES/DIRTY PADS DURING SE.X/GALS EXPOSING THEIR NASTY STRETCH MARKS LIKE ITS A FASHION STATEMENT/FUGLY GALS HAVING THE LOUDEST MOUTH IN A GROUP/GALS DANCING LIKE HOES BUT WANTING TO BE TREATED LIKE WIFEYS. . . . . . .  that were my advices to women. whatever you are talking about is irrelevant to me. but hey checkbelow the picture of another woman,shallwe just all accepther just because she was born with tittays and pusssy!

these are your preferences, everyone is free to it, its the senseless trash your full of that Im shutting you down on! again im quite disturbed by your lamentions on pantyliners during sex, thats a whole nuva level I have no idea about!

MRbrownJAY:
again get your damn head out of your a$$. you are quick to talk about femininity, then let men judge you for your natural femininity not the BS that you hide behind talking about being real, this aint the damn lottery!!!!
IF WOMEN HAVE TO CONCEAL THEIR NATURAL SELF BEHIND SOME FAKENESS THEN DONT BLAME MEN FOR LOOKING AT YOU FROM THE SIDE OF THEIR EYES.
be proud of your natural femininity and then we will follow suit, until then accept the damn facts!

stop trying to sell the damn idea that putting on wonderbras that have your dried out tittay all up to your damn neck makes you FEMININE, it sure doesnt but it sure will have men look at you thinking that you have fresh perky sweet bosom (when you bloody dont)!

Your not judging, your basically preaching hate on 'womanly things' your definitely gay. You probably havent discovered it yet, But im sure one day you'll look back at this and say. . .  .'well ill be damned, queen was right!'
[quote author=Mrs, Eve link=topic=576171.msg7498400#msg7498400 date=1294624133]If you men are dealing with chicks who keep pantyliners BEFORE, DURING, AND AFTER SEX.  Imma need you to get CHECK at the nearest NUTHOUSE.[/quote]WORD! can u even tell me how thats possible?

Cosmass:
I would have to agree with Mr Jay even as a woman. The thought of wearing panty liners before or during sex is a turn off. Not a good sight to behold.

seriously how is it possible?

annawhite:
wateva!she is a gal n decent men dnt attack women!

Thats the point, all his posts are a literal attack on womens physiology and should be under a header reading ; REASONS WOMEN SHOULD GO FOR A SEXCHANGE!
[quote author=MzD@rkSkin link=topic=576171.msg7499136#msg7499136 date=1294643637][color=#0055bb]Mr.BrownJay is a player, it is who he is I guess. LOL. Players never accept rejection or telling. . .
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[color=#0055bb]Panty liners are used to guard the underwear against discharge or the last remnants of a woman's period. Yell gross and throw up all you guyses want but its part of womanhood. sure a lady should discard it before her man sees it but its there for a reason and nothing is disgusting about it;  some of you need to grow up. (i am not necessarily talking about you maddam so take chill pill before you try to get ill lol) [/color][/quote]I think we differ on our definitions of the word player, if playa in this case means dikhead then I agree!
That is EXACTLY what im saying!!! Thank God someone here understands me!
EVERY HETEROSEXUAL MAN IN A RELATIONSHIP, should deal with it all! tampons, pantyliners, sanitary towels etc etc, for one to now start crying that he's seen one is straight up immaturity!
Now switchin up abt how a woman can wear it during sex when that doesnt even sound plausible!

your not a good friend! i advise you not to advise her! in fact, i advise you to move in with her husband and let him beat you instead! mshew!

your good for not relaxing her hair, i dont understand why some mothers are soo quick to slap potentially dangerous chemicals on a childs head!
Blowdryer! very important for stubborn hair! whatever anybody has told you- grease and oil is VERY BAD for afro hair!
buy oil free moisturisers and glycerin

try hairstyles that will last at least 2-3 weeks on her hair, while giving you space to moisturise it, like tiny plaits and twists. dont do her hair to often because its uncomfortable- a waste of time and could be giving her a headache
I always wore braids throughout school, had wicked hair and my mom never had to bother!

hmmmmm with me i can imagine i need a million and one things! money, really good sex!, a very fit husband a very large house in fact my new assignment is a list of 100 things i need in a marriage!

tensor777:
Is that what all this is to you: a crude power struggle. Well there is not a cat in hells chance that they would revoke her papers. What is done is done moreso as the woman already has kids here. You don't even know how she came about the papers in the first place
As for the account all he needs to do is to get something tangible doing so he can open a new account in his own name.

One should learn to bark when dealing with dogs, the whole issue dies down to being a power struggle, in this instance the husband needs to get his balls back!
The kids have a father, if they tried illegal means to get her papers theyll have her ass in prison and deported before she could finish pronouncing her surname! esp if she got citizenship!
Opening another account isnt going to get him his money back!

In fact i just went through the post properly (yes i didnt b4!) and i have to say this

@POSTER YOU ARE INCREDIBLY STUPID!!!

if you were on the outside looking into the state of your bf's life will you still feel the same way for him? Youve only known for 6 months you are practically strangers! that being said WHAT KIND OF MAN lives off a woman! a woman he's just met! feeds off her and takes money to pay his rent!
is this a guy you want to marry? do you want me to explain the kind of life you have? cos theres all soo many married spongers I have stories about too!

My advise to you, get rid of his broke and lazy behind! stop feeding him on the promise he's going to marry you because I can PROMISE YOU he wont! He will marry the 19yo he picked up at a bar after impressing her with his expensive toys because she thinks he's a king!

your a working woman with a good job and a stable income- your criteria for a man should NEVER fall below that!
wisen up gurl! ill hate for yours to turn to another sob story! your nigerian! be smart!

dayokanu:
^^ If the roles were reversed and the boy was the one supporting the girl financially after 6months of relationship, Would your response be the same?

as in if a man said ive been supporting my bf financially am i wrong??

then YES OF COURSE! why should anybody sponsor anybody? are you a philantropist? ehn? secret billionaire? is she his mom? the relationship is only 6mnths old! they are literally strangers to each other! people should be weary in tossin their cash around!

playmate:
Your bf cheated. . is that news to anyone

ask am ooo!

no your not being too harsh! he was harsh when he went and humped another girl with no regards for you!
leave him move on and dont look back, you will find another dude that will remain faithful to you and not go swinging his cock around!

buzugee:
she already has her papers

It doesnt matter! esp if they bended laws to get it for her, they can have it revoked! even if they cant he can at least get power over his account back!

OMG LOL IVE COMMENTED HERE B4!!!!

@POST WHATEVER I SAID! LOL

Not everybody can be rich, not everybody is going to be rich so everybody must learn to live within their means.

Of course you can get married-even better if your wife is also working, you can work together to support your family.
there are people that earn much less and have families. Just always remember to cut your coat according to your size and not to compare yourself with others, simply concentrate on your own happiness

You should be more angry with the fact that she lied rather than the fact that she is older than you- you still loved her right? She still made a good wife didnt she? goes to prove age is nothing and with your reaction to her being older im not too surprised that she lied.

With regards to her conceiving, she can still very much conceive at that age provided there is no underlying issue- it might take a little longer but its not impossible. And if there is an underlying issue you most likely will have had the same problem even if she was 2 years younger.

Going to pick up 'younger girls' is never a solution, whatever gave you the idea a younger girl will make a good wife? of course she will be more fertile but is that all that constitutes a marriage?

If you feel the lie is beyond what you can forgive I will totally understand if you decide to end the marriage, deceit is never a way to start a marriage and I feel it rather wicked that your wife could have kept that from you. Imagine there might be other important things she's lying about!
but if not you guys should talk, give her the chance to reveal any other secrets she might have and consider other options for family planning

good luck

The husbands idea is brilliant!

let her contribute towards the land, and they split the car costs 50:50

or he can go ahead and purchase the land whilst the wife buys a car with the full understanding its a family car for the benefit of all of them!
either way he will have a say on everything, since he is also running about for the benefit of the familly and not for himself

If or when i ever decide to be married, it will simply be because ive found the love of my life! no more no less all the other factors people like to put into marriage is what makes it soo stressful! simply enjoy your other half!
but make sure he really is your other half first!

Im not married and i wont qualify a 6 month relationship as serious unless youve booked a wedding date at the registry!

in answer to your question YES YOU ARE! very very wrong!

one thing the poster should never forget;

YOU BROUGHT HER HERE! make her understand you can EASILY SEND HER ASS BACK!

Get a lawyer to put together some fancy write up! threaten her with all sorts of legal action, get your account back and divorce her scheiving ungrateful backside!

o please- u keep goin o abt ur soo called understanding as if it isnt written in english! christian household advise is given from chapter 20-I even posted a link which shows so that u decided to ignore instead u continue to lament about an understanding you obviously do not have!

It should be legalized- everything else thats said is irrelevant. In a world where they can partake in sin to get pregnant, they can easily partake in another sin to get rid of the consequences.
I dont think men should make decisions on what women can and cannot do with thier bodies.
Its a womans rigt to decide!

abnormal!

I heard some women do it to remain thin! what americans dont come up with!

huh? weddings are held at the brides home and church! Im sure your mother knows that as well.
She is behaving quite childishly not to help simply because the wedding will be held elsewhere- is this how she will behave throughout? if so i suggest you find someone else that will plan your wedding for you while you sort these issues out! to avoid delay due to your mothers tantrums!

Its the bride and her families final decision to chose where the wedding will be held, because as from that time she will leave her family to join you. It doesnt make sense for her father to hand her over to you in your house.

[quote author=Orton1_0 link=topic=576171.msg7497125#msg7497125 date=1294606783]Ladies please, the fact that a guy runs out to the bath tub to wash your juices off his d,ick after love making
phucking doesn't mean dat he doesn't love you. Just saying cos i remember one time back in College, when a silly girl locked me in her bathroom all nite. . .saying i took her for a pig. [/quote]OMG! LWKMD!

[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=478074.msg7496915#msg7496915 date=1294604952]I am omo Ekiti And so are you.

That's the Ekiti traditional wedding.

I remembered when my grandma carried my aunt's husband-to-be on her back. . . still cant figure out the significance of that ride. hmm


So ayetty, how is the courtcase for your friend going?[/quote]dnt think i no anybody with a courtcase! hughly doubt i even no u!

i dont get that tradition as well! lol neva seen tha one b4!

lol! whose you??

it was beautiful! it still is I guess if you go to the village!

its a series of rites! lots of tears, soo romantic!
the one done at ours is amazing!
hundreds of women wake up really early in the morning and take the bride dancing out on the streets
they lift her up on thier shoulders and do a march
then they gather in traditional prayer- and its really sweet!

for some strange reason they also roll around in mud! (im not a fan of that part)!
they 'wet' the brides feet for good luck
and the eldest women give the bride all sorts of advice in front of the youths
the youths do a dance and they decide who is mature enough to marry next
then they take the younger brides to the king and his chiefs to pray for them

it really is amazing, its the highlight of the years I spent back home!
its not all clothes hairstyles, heavy make up and an artsy cake!

just in case anyone else has a problem understanding

http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Ephesians+5&version=NIV

Atreides:
It does? I went to read the Eph 5.20 that was quoted. You can't just pick a few words and interprete them out of context. Ephesians was written to the congregation in Ephesus and the first 20 verses of chapter 5 were to the congregation in general-not to married people. The bible NEVER said 'husbands,submit to your wives',but it did say 'wives,submit to your husbands'. I think the 'submitting to one another' bit referred to the congregation in general. After that,whoever wrote Ephesians talked about what a wife should do and what a husband should do. My two cents.

you think wrong
no1, the whole of Ephesians were letters to a congregation, not just the first few verses of chapter 5
no2, verse 20 begins the instruction to Christian households and rather explicitly reads- 'submit to one another out of reverence for Christ'
The bible doesnt say 'husbands submit to your wives' but I think that verse is very self explanatory. inferring an obvious mutual treatment between couples but still explicitly stating the husband as the head of the house
Its no coincidence that the verse is normally ignored and skipped over but now in a century where that women can read, it should be well known!

smh- traditional is no longer traditional!

wish I had photos of my moms trad!
now its all glitz and glamour and the whole bloody tradition is lost!
*sighs*

is the poster insinuating most nigerian boys are rich?

From this topic I can officially deduce that most Nigerian men are STUPID!

Batubo:
love, love tongue piercing
I am thinking of getting one

eeeew!

iice:
[color=#9900ff]Love it. Know a few people with it. . .and i don't mean women [/color]

very disturbing!

Atreides:
@queensmith,but in this case the bible does tell wives to be submissive to their husbands. .

yes in the same case the bible also tells husbands to submit to their wives!

Christianity in general have no problems with condoms, but the catholic church is against any forms of contraception. Thats entirely because they believe sex is only for procreation. Rather stupid belief is you ask me but hey who am I to judge lol!