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fstranger6: Africa, why are you so ugly?

shymex: You know how small London is, and everyone know one another..

You could be one of my old links, and I can't let you see this crazy side of me.

shymex: Can you stop disturbing me? You're not my type, don't let my frazy catch your arse..

She'll go kung fu on you.

shymex: Why did you and that homo royal VII save my pix?

You guys need to delete the pix, I beg you.

bittyend: My problem is the fugliness of you and your type, and being from the same darn country with female orangutans.

bittyend: Ileke_idi the fat mongrel is here. muhehehehehehehehehehehehe

dayokanu: I dont think Miss Sudan is darker. or even if she is darker its insignificant.

Can you compare the beauty of Miss Sudan with Miss liberia?

violent: You are kidding!

which of these two is damn fugly?

dayokanu: [img]http://3.bp..com/-sSOKS4XzW_g/T4r03zrTPKI/AAAAAAAAQaA/daaJyHPzAuY/s1600/Leda%2BKnowlden%2Bbikini.jpg[/img]

Isnt this one as dark as her?

dayokanu: Why are you soo sensitive about complexion? Were you born an albino?. You sef talk true. Whats your opinion about this

www.nairaland.com/attachments/732391_misssouthsudan1_jpgbf80dbe22f3ee8cb52633c00994d0782

Nnenna1: It's interesting how the darker/fuller facial featured girls are called out for being ugly. On the flip side, the brown/light/thinner featured looking girls are judged the prettiest.

Just observing and keeping it moving.

Sybellah: True about Zim, they re hot, but the pic ain't from Zim

bittyend: How come Nigerian girls are fugly?

If they have Miss Africa for the next e-ons, a naija girl will never win it..

Ibo girls = hairy with beards and are muscular.

Yoruba girls = fvcked face with ugly attitude.

Hausa/Fulani = they cover all their body and stink like incense.

Naija girls are terribly fugly!!!

pharmking: [b]This is the most funny thing I read a while on msnbc about the perfect man, women wants. Please read. it is fun
According to the poll by Austin Reed, the perfect man earns about $77K a year, drinks beer and drives an Audi.

Here's a full list of qualities the perfect man apparently possess...es:
1.6 feet tall- its a given i'm tall
2.Toned and athletic- yea toned alright, athletic not soo much i'm not following him to the track
3.Brown eyes- i dont really care, soo long as they arent cat eyes!
4.Short dark hair- short black hair, in fact no hair.
5.Smart dress sense- of course, who wants a tramp for a man?
6.Beer drinker- yes yes, i get drunk every friday its a given
7.Non-smoker- yes please, i smoke its unpleasant enough
8.Wears smart jeans, shirt and a V-neck jumper- and a bomber jacket!
9.Gets ready in 17 minutes- dont really care- takes me 1hour
10.Stylish- its a given, i am very stylish he has to be too.
11.Wants a family- dont really care if its just me and him
12.Earns £48,000 ($77,000) a year- actually 60
13.Loves shopping- yes he needs to like following me around
14.Eats meat- of course, who wants a sad vegetarian?
15.Clean shaven- of course, no grzzly please!
16.Smooth chest- of course! i said no grizzly!
17.Watches soaps- yes, he must watch my nonsense and not complain
18.Enjoys watching football- he actually doesnt and i quite like it!
19.Drives an Audi- the story behind no 19 is for another day! my life!
20.Educated to degree level- masters level, good uni MUST
21.Earns more than his other half- not really i dont actually mind anymore, as long as he earns enough.
22.Jokes around and has a laugh- yes a soh, very important
23.Sensitive when his wife/girlfriend is upset- i'd prefer he f**k off when im upset actually
24.Says 'I love you' only when he means it- he can keep it to himself actuallu
25.Admits it when he looks at other women- who cares? i wont admit when im looking at other men
26.Has a driver's license- well i aint takin him about the gaff
27.Can swim- he definitely shouldnt be afraid of water
28.Can ride a bike- yes, definitely
29.Can change a tire- i think everyone needs to know how to do that!
30.Calls mom regularly- I rather he didnt!

dabrake: Classifying you among the g[b]a[/b]ys is a priviledge. At least they have blood(dark brown colour) unlike you who was deposited with 7litres of Yoruba in your system. You should be grateful to God almighty that I'm trying to grant you breakthrough from the curses your flesh eating ngwa people placed on you during birth

Your father should be shot! What incoherency. Which ngwa people? Do you believe everything you read on NL? Unlike you, NONE of my info on NL is real!

You are a fool! If JAMB is granting them privilege, Good luck to them. So, how does that make your father less gay, or your Mum, for raising an idi[i]o[/i]t for a son?

The half past 4 eyes you inherited from your mother of course. . .