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shymex: Gotta keep that there for a while..

I'll take it off when I start having kids.

LOL loser!

shymex: I cut my hair off time ago...

Can you cook? Not pasta and cheese, though lol.

the hairrings nko?

can you?

CAMEROONPRIDE: sorry dowry? do you have dowry?

not money, but we do the normal tradition and I can see where you are going with this so i'll finish up.

I don't care if he spends his life marrying me, i'm not cooking for anybody. #thatisall

shymex: ^^^I can't marry a girl that's queensmith-esque and ileke_idi-esque.

These Ekiti girls can't cook..

who cares? did i tell you i want to marry you? when you have longer hair than me i can't let you finish all my hair products and use all my jewelry! abeg!

CAMEROONPRIDE: do you have dote? in Nigeria i mean,do all your ethnicity practice dote? or you don't have that have it?

whats dote?

blumail: That you're married doesn't mean there can be no enjoyment. Why would you want to marry someone you have no feelings for in the first place? I think the point Maryini's is making is that to take the decision to get married involves a sense of responsibilty cause it goes beyond feelings; finances, child-raising, secutiry, inter-family relationships, career balancing..... all require one to be responsible.

obviously becoming a parent buying a house all that hullabaloo is additional responsibility, i still think before you get married your partner should be a compatible enough match. Rather than marry any old hillbilly and spend the rest of your life 'working' on the marriage for responsibility sake.
That doesn't sound right, marriage isn't for everyone- responsible or not, there are young people happily married without an ounce of responsibility. There are older couples with children that struggle to make the marriage work, being responsible really isn't going to cut it, especially if you find yourself struggling for happiness.

CAMEROONPRIDE: that's why i tell him learn how to cook every things you like to eat

very good advice, if he likes to eat it he sure as hell needs to cook it himself dammit! or at least know where its done nicely to go and buy it on his way home from work.

CAMEROONPRIDE: so expecting that your future wife knows how to cook means you are a goat??

to an extent

CAMEROONPRIDE: are you excepting to get married with that kind of attitude? if yes you better change that.

of course. Its not every woman thats going to marry the billy goat husbands of Nigeria nau :p

ayobase: Dont worry...enu e lo wa yen!

lol!

Women need to find alot more pride in a career and a job nowadays, it will get you further than these men will.

[quote author=Ileke-IdI]PLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ Abeg, she's not from Ekiti lol.

Goldie is, and I've already disowned her, given the rubbish love she's weeping over on BBA.[/quote]is she really? I didn't know we were advanced to the point of wearing gold hair she must have been raised in lagos. No way they will allow such masquerades in ekiti!

I can cook, but I don't like cooking, so it won't make a difference.

Me on the other hand, i prefer a man that can cook and look after himself, because I have no intentions of doing any of it.

if he can't cook we'll just be looking at each others faces come dinner time, the hungriest person will know where to find food.

or he can just learn how to soak garri i dont mind.

[quote author=Ileke-IdI]Someone helep me beg the gal to stop wearing department store makeups.

See fine gal here:

https://www.egistonline.com/wp-content/uploads/653-0.jpeg[/quote]i saw this girl on bet and was like dayum! did they forget to blend all the shades on her face?

she looked like a paint palette.

I'm sorry that girl is not fine, i dont care if she's from ekiti, spade spade please!

shymex: That's just my sense of humour, don't get pissed off now..

That's shymex, not me.

right. . . . . . .crack is whack people! take note!

meanwhile- the picture is yet to surface. . . . . . .

shymex: What's crack?

If it's your buttcrack - then I'm definitely going to smoke that when we meet..

right, and this is what the soo called females chase after yea?

well done to them!

shymex: Don't start faking it, you know how we run London..

We already chased JA mans to Birmingham.

do you smoke crack?

shymex: You know we're fine, and we're the most sort after guys in the UK..

If you've never dated a Naija guy in London, you definitely ain't on top of your game yet..

Every time I say I'm from naija, girls smile.

i mean if you really believe all this then you need alot of help.

I know you are all used to fooling yourselves on this forum, but this kind of talk is way beyond the normal delusion.

This kind of talk indicates you have an imbalanced mental state. Anyway too much talking isn't going to help you.

i advise you seek medical attention immediately.

shymex: You know we're fine, and we're the most sort after guys in the UK..

If you've never dated a Naija guy in London, you definitely ain't on top of your game yet..

Every time I say I'm from naija, girls smile.

wow wow!!!

shymex: You know we're fine, and we're the most sort after guys in the UK..

If you've never dated a Naija guy in London, you definitely ain't on top of your game yet..

Every time I say I'm from naija, girls smile.

wow!

shymex: But you're also partially blind as well.

How dare you say Naija guys are ugly??

did i lie? was i lying? are nigerian men fine?

shymex: Stratford??

East London girls are ghetto, and loud...

did i ask you for a london commentary? quite rich coming from someone based in peckham if you ask me but hey!

aaaanyways, where is the photo?

shymex: Imagine Rihana with a forehead as big as Jupiter, and Drake degrassi the old man/young guy looking fool being a standard of beauty..

I see why his name is fstranger... He's a stranger to reality!

lmao!!! i'm surprised you noticed, men are usually blind to such!

shymex: How can it not be me?? I'm comfortable in my skin!!

Where in London are you from? And plz don't lie..

I never really checked chics from East London, and probably West London - but if you're from South, North, and North West, it's a NO NO!

are you sure? oya show us your forro if you are soo sure.

im from stratford, born and raised now show us quickly! lol

shymex: But will I get to share your bed for a night?

you really are homeless arent you?