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[quote author=Ibkay32 post=82590175][/quote]Wch one is for how many years..
Ur looking for who to play with now..
Behave like an adult biko

God.. breakups can be so painful eh... especially dat very first one..i almost killed myself in 2014 my second year when i had it first...
I couldn't eat
Couldn't sleep
Always crying ��
Up till now it still shocks me each time i remember it..just pray for anybdy dat dats going through heartbreak..

MobilityExpress:
Don't mind the mumu. Crocodiles are experts of stealth and most importantly experts of standing still to catch prey. Their number one hunting weapon is the element of surprise. The prey won't even know the crocodile is active until it suddenly strikes when it get close enough and little or no chance of escape again. That was how one time I went to a zoo too and visited the crocodile pond. Didn't see any crocodile. Pond was green and dirty and was very still. No bubbles, no ripples, no movement, no nothing. I was like hissing that the zoo doesn't even have a croc after my guy that told me to visit said they have a croc. I was tempted to jump the barrier and enter the den, and was going to but my mother's prayer on my head was plenty . NatGeo Wild crocodile documentaries flashed in my head and I remembered that this is exactly the kind of pond a croc would hide in and be invisible until you get close and it strikes from under the water. So out of curiosity I picked a long twig of wood and put it across into the water and was swiping around to see if I could get a reaction if a croc was inside. No reaction, no sign of movement or so I thought and saw. Finally i gave up and stopped swiping. But the stick was still in my hand on one part and the other end was still inside the pond. I was talking with other people who came to watch the croc pond, and then suddenly out of nowhere there was a loud splash and the croc grabbed the stick, omo mehn, I just jumped with sudden fright, people around screamed, the croc pulled the long stick into the pond, i let go sharp sharp. It happened so fast. Then I was wondering what if I had stupidly entered the den thinking no crocodile was present and stood by the pond. That was the day I got a first hand real life lesson that crocodiles are masters of stealth. They can stay motionless underwater for long and even hold their breath underwater for long, and you won't see any bubbles or ripples, nothing to show that a croc is there until it strikes. Finally I understood what it's like for those wildebeests that drink by the lake in the Nile River, when I watch how they fall into those crocs hands, I used to think they were stupid animals, but now I realize that the reverse is the case, that crocodiles are 1, extremely intelligent and 2, they are masters of stealth, just like tigers.

And dat is the end of ur story lol...... Now lemme fcck u up cos i dnt like ur type of pple... First of all, d crocs at dat abeokuta zoo are dead crocs...
Somehw they used some chemicals to preserve d whole croc. I comfirmed this from a friend dat works there.. .. I dnt know hw they did dat but anybdy with a good sense of reality will see that those crocs are dead animals.. Buh then its really unwise for anybdy to jump into a crocs den to comfirm if its real or not...
Secondly, your whole story is actually fake also.... I dnt know if u were trying to show off ur writing skills or wat but u sounded really pathetic up dia.. Ewww

Newboss:
Nigerians na so the IQ of most of una low?

They've already missed the whole point, which is the outrageous thing the girl said about girls

Oh... You dnt know... Nigerians no get sense na... See all of them talking trash after they av totally missed the point... Dats why the country is like this... Most Nigerians dnt have sense at all

seunmohmoh:
Why do people even wear suit on polo?? Wrong combination

Do u know anything

So whr d video na..... Someone pls forward to me

InansBobo:
you weren't created this way you know. How you're living now is as a result of the choices you made and seeds you sowed years past. Those who are living good and making you hate your life must have made the right choices years back; complaining won't save you now, you should rather restrategize and determine that things should work in the nearest future

Look who's here... Judge jury

What of tuface sef.... Penis cancer no go do am

InansBobo:
the giver had a purpose for her that's why he gave her the life

Really...? No permission was given in d first place... If i was asked before being created this way... I wud av rejected the offer.. I hate my life... I so much hate my its killing me especially when i see hw good other peoples life are.... I dnt have the guts to drink sniper if not i wud av done it since November...

But i just finished fuvking now.... The dick is still inside the plump puvsy and am still trying to catch my breath sef

InansBobo:
Life that she didn't give herself, she's now taken it. That's wrong!

Did she beg anybody to gve her life in the first place...

So this guy later died... My God i watched the video.... The guy strugled for More than an hour.. They couldn't kill him...he was even running around with the fire and they kept chasing him..

Paroh:
Can someone please help me with SAT preparatory materials please? Also I'm a struggling student with virtually no support. Kindly assist in any way you can thank you very much

Are u stupid.. Cant u hear dat nigeria has no moni again... U even have phone and data to beg

PrinceOgun:
Hurry up and do it, even if the virus runs and takes shelter inside your Windows Registry (Their Favourite place) Malwarebyte will still exterminate it

You are in luck its not the variant of virus that locks your out of your laptop that you downloaded you for dey cry right now

even right now am trying to open the MalwareBytes software but its not opening any... Error 000050 something like dat

PrinceOgun:
Hurry up and do it, even if the virus runs and takes shelter inside your Windows Registry (Their Favourite place) Malwarebyte will still exterminate it

You are in luck its not the variant of virus that locks your out of your laptop that you downloaded you for dey cry right now

Hello dear... I did scan with MalwareBytes and it qurentined alot of viruses buh the problem is still there.. Firefox wont install and the modem isn't coming up... Am working with a modem for some reasons right nw... Thats why i need it to work... Can you just help me and suggest something

PrinceOgun:
Download MalwareBytes and Scan!!


Next time stay away from emulators most have coded in virus

My brother i will o... Let try this

Hlo guys..my laptop was working well initially before i installed an android emulator which i uninstalled after... And now firefox and my modem isnt launching.. And even after i uninstalled firefox it wont install back and the modem program wont even uninstall.. I have tried to restore the pc bjt it wont restore either... Can anybody help

VivaLaFrans:
Read my comment again. They said they will ask God who he is... they think everybody will meet God one by one

Lol.... Oh i gerrit nw... Sry dear

VivaLaFrans:
Atheists say if they die they will ask God which God he is, Bhudda or Yahweh etc...
Sorry atheist if you open your eyes after death, and there is a God out there and you know you're approaching Him, you wont bother asking any question, all you will ask for is forgiveness... that's if you even see Him...

So we shall all meet God one by one... Evrybdy in dis world... Both d ones dat are dead... One by one for interview abi judgment... Its sounds somhw u chk am na

Akanoomobowale:
Na weaken dey Bleep osho..those who can't face a lady.. pussy plenty out there.....I don't do public toilet.....clean up, have money in ur pocket and be educated....they will fall on ur lap.

Wat exactly av u done before

Akanoomobowale:
I have done alot of bad thing in my life....majorly wen I was an undergraduate but two limit I av sworn and decided i will never cross..
1. bang an osho
2. smoke weed.
this two things above I will never ever never do them till I die.

So wch bad thing did u do then... If ordinary things like dis means crossing a dangerous line.... Ju man talking shiit

Treat ur mama as terrorist

This naira marley sef na mumu... Instead of him to use dis time and display well... Practice wat to say and enjoy d ride and publicity.. His just dia fooling himsef

Deathisfree:
You seems to be a wise man so I will give you some answers

Fela did old school crimes while Naira Marley is doing new school crimes. You can’t compare those days with now. Fela spoke for the people
Fela was the people’s voice.

Perhaps, This same stupid buhari arrested and jailed the legend Fela and still doing The same to our new school legend.naira m

I hope you all have head to think

The people are into fraud all because they can’t watch there family die of hunger in this stupid country. So they rather take from the rich who waste there money


And mean while even In the court. There convictions are still fair (6month in jail or less for cyber crime ) bec they understand the state of the country

Man you sound like a complete illiterate... I pitty for ur people...ur sense is too small and u dnt even know it... Plsss get off dis forum i cant stand ur idiotic writings..

Muda fakas... All that money and nothing to show for it... We are all zombies in this country... Tufiakwa

For me... No white walker... No game of throne


Movie dat will mke u fall asleep by force especially those first seasons when there was no white walkers

stanley000:
But you are all over yahooboys pictures on IG, they are spraying you money, not just otumba cash but others that I can't list their names. Useless uneducated hypocrite!! Look at his cheap watch

Cheap watche...very funny

vizkiz:
Lmao... Such a weakling.

As Christians (especially a music artiste) the devil is always after us all. He will always find a way to afflict us day and night. It is our duty to stand firm in Christ no matter the situation and circumstances.

Ordinary accommodation problem you don kill yourself?

Tim Godfrey slept under oshodi bridge for weeks when he first came to Lagos. Did he kill himself? Do you know how large that nigga is living today?

Apart from being a Christian, you are a bleeping man who is suppose to be able to face situations with your chest.

A Yoruba adage says "ibi toh ba le lati'n ba omo okurin" (You know a man during tough situations). I've seen cripples doing hard labor just to feed themselves yet they didn't go depressed due to their disability to the extent of taking their own lives.

Abeg it's time we stop blaming others for some people's misfortune and stupidity.

If I read the Bible well, then I'm sure he is currently in hell for taking his own life. Happy burning bruh... We'd all forget about you in few days. Even your family members will move on few months from now.

U deserve to be stoned to death with ur ignorance and emptiness... God i hate u so much for dis stupid thing u wrote up dia...just pray God no punish u small to d extent of feelin depressed.. Idiot

mvem:
...am highlighting what you said earlier ....this is not directly about the topic ...and yes is both legal/religious issue

Go and sleep... U are a very jobless individual...
Killing a fellow human being is a huge crime... Buh when a crimal is killed by the authorities for punishment you can also call it killing i guess... Buh then

mvem:
..am amazed you are finding ways to defend the post or what you read just because it is USA...you are being bias and sentimental...Do you care to know in details about child marriages in Nigeria but you care to know in details because its USA...am not defending any practise ....am just saying you should try to be true to your ways and convictions ...they shouldn't be compromises in judgement ....and if you read well one of the loopholes is religion and do you know which religion that is....

Am not from usa.. I dnt care about them and they dnt feed me...am only clarifying d situation here....The difference between what they do and wat muslims do here is very different on every level..besides the op wrote it up there dat those marriages didn't just happen... Why cant u nigerians say the truth for ones.. Ur all are corrupt .please piss off and dnt fucking qoute me again or else i abuse the life outta u