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Goodevening good people...am having some discussions with a friend who likes confusing me with unverified stories and theories and this argument came up..

is there any rule that says all banks in nigeria must mount our flag in its premises, also the hanging of the president's portraits and all that stuff...

any idea from anyone here

PENNYSWAP:
one turned me to her errand boy unto say me and her enter same bus Dey via interstate travel ....

she even tell me to taste it , how’s the taste

I enjoyed though cuz she rejected like 80% of what she bought during the travel .

she gave me money to buy suya 4K, when I gave it to her , she touched it and said it’s not hot enough. I said in my mind(Aunty you are touching suya wrapped in newspapers and covered with nylon , how will you ascertain the real temperature of the suya ?) I was like , but they have cut it nah she now said she doesn’t want to eat beef again that it’s ram suya she wants to eat. Na so I collect money from her and bought ram suya 4K again , she tasted it and said pepper no dey am enough ...

Long story short , we became friends till today after that trip .

became friends because of suya
.tufia you

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MajorOvakporaye:
I WONDER THE TYPE OF PERSON YOU ARE. DID YOU CREATE THIS THREAD TO TELL PEOPLE YOUR EXPERIENCE OR TO MOCK BACHELORS?

very useless human being...behaving like a kid

Oblongata:
I beg to differ sir!

Merely seeing friends/family that are married then Bachelors know what they are missing.

I have a very close friend who is a 43 year old bachelor and he has turned my kids to his kids...

Dude calls me way ahead of time to discuss how he would celebrate my kid’s birthday (without asking for his help o)

We (Me and wife) tried hooking him up a lot of times but he was very choosy. The last girl we hooked him up with (That appeared to be perfect. 24 year old Young lawyer Who just finished law college) he said she had incision at her back and that was it...

He confided in me sometime ago that he envies me a lot, and that he knows something is missing in his life, which is having a family.

Reason he had been treating my family like his.

Truth is: Bachelor’s know they are lonely, and they miss having a family.

your just trying to boast here with your family and intimidate single people..getting married is probably your biggest accomplishment..just getout abeg

nobody is even talking about you again..why dnt you just shut the fvck up instead of reminding us about ur fvck ups again

Oizatobad:
pls leave your mental health problem

your not aware stop being ignorant...people actually eat them..

there are so many things u never know that can shock you

fools

michlins:
a simple Google search will tell you that a brain fully develops by 25yrs.

So make you relax and learn.

And this is exactly why I tell men not to marry a woman less than 25.

get out...useless illiterate

michlins:
I know you weren't trained well, but that's not the point of discussion here.

It's not your fault sha

ur brain told u that 24 year old brain is not fully developed..and shdnt get married..

to God ur a piglet

michlins:
you're discussing relationship leading to marriage with a 24yrs?


What's wrong with guys really. There are matured girls out there who have seen it all and want to settle down but you won't look for them. Then you will start complaining about her youthful exuberance.


The human brain doesn't fully develop until 24 or something. Forgotten exactly

ur a big fool

Topleague:
you dont want to pay tax on anything and you want to develop, you cant eat your cake and have it. It is time Nigeria know that they have to pay realistic price for most essential amenities, go to any developed country they live by tax. What you need is to hold your leader accountable

ur very very stupid..we Nigerians have always been paying the more taxes than anywhere in the world with nothing to show for it...pls shut ur mouth u sound like an illiterate

philo04:
many are mad few are roaming wetin u wan achieve with this nonsense post

is it your post or is it paining you that ur not involved

Since morning this boy has been fvcking my 16 years old friend in the parlour...and another of his friend just came in...his now wearing boxers..sperm sperm everywhere

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they are talking IPOB and ur there talking about preek...u sure say u get sense so

NwaAmaikpe:




She's smart.

That's a tactics based on partner acceptance to trap you into rationalizing any potential changes in her because that vagainarian is keeping her options open.
She'd go cold on you when there's a healthier preek and be back like a stray dog when she's been dumped.

And SIMPle you will be like, 'oh... that's just her being fickle-minded'.

Since you wanna be with her then there's only one solution, but it will only work if you are very good in bed.
Let her be fickle-minded, you be fvck-minded.

Fvck her first then watch her fickleness fizzle away and once she starts yearning for you, become fickle-fvck-minded and treat her like a sorry sex option.

If she complains, tell her it's her fault. She sexually transmitted that stupidity to you.

But the above won't work so well if she's a ho.
In that case, alaye just forget kpekus and go make money.

Your heart really does not need such emotional parasite.
She's best a bed friend.

everything here is true

siofra:
Common earpiece, USB and power bank is what this one is wailing about.

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Abeg stop mentioning me na, more than 30 mentions already haba!! I said what I said and I'm not taking it back.

Op is exaggerating it. I'm sure he saw when those girls were taking it.

disgrace of a human being u are

Ebus12:
My dear God has been helping us.
The boredom got worst on me when my phone got stolen.
I virtually became a complete definition of boredom myself.

I only overcame it by strolling around my street.
I stopped by, whenever something caught my attention.
Fights, exchange of words, quarrels, football matches and the likes.
Thank God I overcame

very funny

chinekemie.....nothing wey person no go see for this world again...wetin concern u with who them breastfeed

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DoggoneDogg:
Abba Kyari is gone.
Not even his school daddy can save him this time cuz the West will deny him the loans he desperately needs.

Kyari will be extradited simultaneously with Igboho.
This is wonderful news.

oga wch loans are u talking about..i have a feeling you don't know wch abba kyari we talking

amc:
How did Osama Bin Laden living outside America kill Americans?

this reply is called flawless victory in Mortal Kombat

Luckysbab:
You do know this is crossing boundaries, right?

ur mama

Luckysbab:
Get goats from the North and rear them. Look for a garden and plant what they will feed on there.

look for a garden...? i dnt know how many mad pple that are on this forum...300k he shd look for a garden..tufiakwa

Tolani1122:
ohh, life tire me sotee I dont know what to do in this my able country , if you think if anything to do ,it requires money nothing but money ,money. Still money

yea money but again u need more knowledge on what ever it is..cos with money and no knowledge you will end up wasting the money

Olayoo:
Start a fintech startup...get developers for front end and back end...you'll pay obviously...The rest is API
Register show a demo and pitch your idea with a demo of your product to VCs (venture capitalists) . Try microtraction in Nigeria and ycombinator from USA. If its good enough they'll give u more seed funding. Make sure to tell them you are trying to bank the "banker less" or "financially undeserved".
After that. Scale expand and make Nigeria a better place and make more money. You can thank me later.

Tolani1122:
bro pls, I dont understand this . tro more light I'm in interested

don't mind that useless human being...for u to start anything online u will need years of IT experience..that idiot just said it as if its some road side akara business, fintech startup indeed...think of clothings or something u can do without renting a shop

Candidlady:
If your gender is the opposite of mine


No hope for you...

Cos eventually we'd still read about your news here, how you tried raping someone or using someone for rituals

Please kindly exist this world before you bring more shame to your genders


Thank you

obviously u an idiot..no joke

obumsway:
wait oo, your age is not really the problem but i just cant imagine you not having any work experience before.

i am not upto 30 yrs but i have worked in more than 8 places.

the main issue in see here is you not willing to try out things not knowing time flies indeed

u have large mouth i swear

bruno100:
I have same opportunity staring at me in the face at the moment but I'm just so skeptical about taking it... have u taken the job? How is it ?

Nope...i made more research and concluded i won't regret it...

first u will be an assistant to a lecturer something like that...then maybe with time or if u get a masters or phd..you might end up with ur own course..

then in my on case the job has a crazy price of 1 million since they sell jobs now..

i no want am

Idamond:
the girl should be buried standing.. mumu



by the way who's behind the camera

my parents do wetin pass this one, I no go even care the next min na for ball field I dey...
too much of social media cause this one

abeg commot here with ur low reasoning...dnt know if ur a small child or wsht