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EddyNumerouno: The Op can complain on NL but can't complain to the apporiate authorites. Keep waiting for Seun to refund your N50.
#ThisIsWhyNigeriaWontChange we too dey grumble...no action

Leetunechi: This thread was created for fun sake only.no pun intended



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shine ur eyes befor dropin comments..no Insults here....expt u
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Where is the Pun in you sentence ?



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ROZZAY

compromise84: AM DYING IN SILENT AS MY HUBBY IS FLIRTING WITH DIFFERENT WOMEN WHEREBY SOME WILL CALL AND SENDING TEXT MESSAGES TO ME, NAGGING AND BEATING ME, INSULTING MY FAMILY. MOST PAINFUL PART OF IT, GIVING WOMEN BELLY AND ABORTING THEM, RIGHT NOW ONE IS PREGNANT FOR HIM WHERE HE'S FOCUSING ALL HE'S ATTENTION TO, WHAT SHOULD I DO?

AM HIS LEGAL WIFE WITH 4 KIDS, DUE TO THIS, HE HAS INFORM ME THAT HE'S NO LONGER HAS ANYTHING TO DO WITH ME ANYMORE, I THINK MY HUBBY IS UNDER LOVE SPELL, PLS HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MissYuzedo: there's dis guy dat i met sm few wks back and really
it just started as frendship but as time goes on i
discovered i was getting too attached sort of,and
he's attached too smhow although not as much as i
am to him,now d issue is dat he's not ready for a
relationship and he stays far away from me.really i
want myself out of dis mess and d issue now is how
do i get rid of dis feelin?

himkers: another alternative of growing the apples here in Nigeria? How about you telling me the other alternatives. I'd be indeed grateful and happy

himkers: I am not an agric-scientist. I am just an aspiring farmer

himkers: That's my point. What made it 'dead on arrival?'
Is it a deliberate attempt by the foreign farmers to keep it away from Nigeria (and probably africa)?

Jason713: My name is Sara Nicole Curphy
Date of birth March 16, 1988
Social security # 435-81-6869
I'm trying to get a loan
Address is 143 finchfield pl
Montgomery Texas , 77316

Ktwice: For 50million dollars, U are told to
set
ur B.S.C. certificate on fire. What will
u do? pls comment.

sikira247: who is this? Why wil u attack the op just like that? Do u think the money is the ops issue. The medium of payment is what really makes it difficult for people to pay. Stop forming too much money. Mtcheeew. Op thanks

KingTom: For over a years SMH

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kayce911: A friend of mine snaped this man while in Aba.story has that he was robbed of all his belongings and paper,so he resorted to this to make little money maybe one day go back to his home country.

funshyboi: tho not in the right section,........................ I recall my MUM telling me about a man in my hood
who became popular for engaging in money rituals
just to buy the
80's edition of the Honda Prelude. U. wouldn't buy
that car for 50k today. Some other guy brutally
murdered his brother
(whom their father gave cash to travel for the
purpose of re- stocking their warehouse), just
because he wanted to acquire the rave of the
moment - Pathfinder Jeep. That same vehicle
is now beta described as a coffin. I remember my
whole street gathered to watch a truck deliver a
very large satellite dish to my neighbor's house.
Today a dish one tenth that size delivers
50 times the value and is in almost every student's
room. What about the Volkswagen Santana,
Mercedes Benz V-boot, 505 Evolution, Toyota
Crown, all. overtaken by latest models of Camry,
Honda, Bugatti, Bentley, X6,Acura and Infinity....Van
ity! A lady left her true love because some rich guy
then persuaded her with a golf,which turned out to
be the only car they ever owned till date. She found
out too late that true love is invaluable. A friend
declared drinks because he launched the Nokia
Communicator for over 100K in 2002.
Today that phone would embarrass the owner and is
a joke compared to the low cost and everyday
phone. What about d
MTN sim-card that many people went extra miles
before they bought for over 30k, today you will not
buy it at N100
because all networks are begging people to even
take it for free. Just Recently BBM, that lots of Guys
had to do some unspeakable things for, just because
they want to PING, is now even in Android phones
like Tecno. People are still making the most horrific
sacrifices over 'vanity' and make enemies over
worthless material things. What can I Say? Look back
at that one thing you wanted to kill or die for years
back and see what has become of it today. There is
absolutely nothing you can't achieve, all you need is,
to be on your ground, a little time and PATIENCE
and you will thank God without regrets. Be Wise!
Life itself is VANITY.....

lillya: Liar. Claiming 2 be who u are not.

kingwife212: Incase you didn't know,Tuface and Mikel Obi have had some 'heat' between themsleves in the past.

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Allgist: This actually happened in italy during a concert.
"A random Nigerian girl in an attempt to gain cheap populairity appeared on stage and she decided to shows off her private part." -An eye witness said
Some claimed she was crazy while others insisted that she was drunk. However, earlier before this scene, an eyewitness who overheard her in the restroom said that she promised to do something wild tonight .
Click here to see the pictures

gift01: How you wan take pocket curved phone? Girls be like, Bros something dey come out for your trouser

BlackPikiN: I give no fvcks abt keshi. National team won't pay your bills. Did any of you follow Ike Uche pre season matches? He was banging in goals left right and center!
He's scored a goal so far this season in two games. He was benched in their last game against Barcelona.

Keshi fired the first shot first and I like Ike uche's response in twitter.

berem: Gwoza is a town that shares border with Otuoke. That's what they should have replied him.

Olodo President !

marieolae: Very effective. Thanks

Bimfo: What do u want me to do

What type of Question is this Sef

Seun, Which kind mods U dey employ these days?? Ehn

Stúpid questions just dey hit FrontPage these days..


1) What if ur biological father is not ur father??

2) How will u react if u see some1 driving the same Car with the same plate number with you??

3) How will you react if you are eating the same type of food with some1 else in the Resturant


4) Can Davido Afford The Acquisition And
Maintenance Of A Private Jet?? Shoo, Na this 1 vex me pass, Wetin concern me with Davido, or he dey Feed me?? abi, Am I his accountant??


5) Have You Kissed Since The Outbreak Of Ebola?? ah ah.. Cheiii, Which kind question be this 1 again? Na U get my mouth.. even if I Iike make I go kiss Sawyer's Corpse, Wetin concern you??



Even if the Members no get sense at all, Mods suppose dey get sense na..

Ehn Seun, Address this Issue ASAP, I take eledumare beg u..

ritux: Some old Honda car. Dark colour

ritux: I hope this is in the right section.

Just yesterday 28th July, I was driving towards Gwarinpa, there is this flyover bridge that turns directing you towards Gwarinpa/Kubwa express road if you are coming from Nnadi Azikiwe express way.

As I was driving round the bridge turning towards Kubwa, I saw this car parked by the side of the road with the bonnet open and there was this guy dressed with the complete NYSC uniform stranded. Out of pity, I pulled over and the guy ran to me. Without asking, he told me he just ran out of fuel and that he doesn't have any cash with him.

I decided to help and I asked him how we gonna do it. He said he has a keg in his car. So I told him to get it because I was actually heading towards the new NNPC mega station to get petrol for my car and my generator before getting home. Just as I came down from the bridge, he said there is a place close by he can get to buy from black market since it will be difficult for him to come back. So I stopped and gave him 700 naira. He thanked me and came down. As I was going, I looked through my mirror and I saw him trying to cross to the opposite side of the road.

Fast forward to today 29th July, I was driving through same route and saw same guy dressed with same NYSC uniform on same spot with his bonnet open again. Immediately he saw me, he turned his face. I pulled over and started reversing. He started waving to me to go. The next thing, he jumped into his car and speed off heading towards Kubwa. I chased him but could not get him him because I entered into the fast lane and he was on the service lane. After I passed him, he turned into some street and I could not come.

I think he just stands there extorting money from people. But I know one day, I will catch up with him again.

Abuja residents beware. This are the types that can pretend to be NYSC members by putting on the uniform and rob unsuspecting citizens on the highways.

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sesanrota: Work vest cannot work in these kind of current, Peter-side area of Bonny island has always proven to have a very strong tidal wave. I always recommend a PFD for anyone going through that route as its the peak of the atlantic Ocean.

casket: I can now dust my books...really enjoying the free leave !

Orikinla: There are more ex lovers who are still very much in love with themselves than those who are not.
Two of my ex girlfriends are in this situation, because they said they married their husbands, because I was not ready when they were ready. And until I got hitched, one of them was still very much in love with me and visited me every week, holding hands as we walked on the street in a public display of love that she never did with her husband. In fact, people saw us more together in public than her husband. And I have seen similar cases, even girlfriends who are still sleeping with their ex-boyfriends.

I have seen a married woman snapping at her husband, but melts whenever she sees her ex-boyfriend.
And many guys still want to date their ex-girlfriends, even the married ones.

When your wife talks about her ex with glints in her eyes and her cheeks glow in cheerfulness, then that is a clear sign that she is still in love with him.

My policy is never to call any married ex-girlfriends.
One of them suddenly visited after a year and we really missed each other.
But when another married ex girlfriend came to see me with her husband, he was feeling uncomfortable and intimidated.
Most husbands don't like seeing the ex-boyfriends of their wives, especially the ones they dated for years.
Having a wife who adores you does not stop you from missing an ex-girlfriend you love.
Even marrying a virgin, does not make her more beloved to you than an ex-girlfriend you love.

DIVINE78: Thank You Jesus.
APC is again vindicated by this revelation.
People in APC have always seen Alimodu Sheriff as an enemy of Nigeria and therefore made sure he had no portfolio in the party. Alimodu has since joined his fellow Nigeria destroyers in PDP.
On Ihejirika.
It is so sad this is how Ihejirika and igbo by extension paid Obasanjo who allowed them to be promoted to top echelon of the Nigeria army back. No igbo officer made it to the position of GOC since 1966 coup until OBJ came in and had compassion on them. Shio!!!

Ogonimilitant: My friend from Imo state Orlu
told me in confidence that rochas is intentionally
borrowing money left and right to develope orlu
using Imo funds.
He said he is from Orlu. That the plan is for Rochas to
use Imo state Funds to finance and Develope their new capital of
Njaba state which is in orlu so that they will not have to use their money
to do that in Njaba state.
He said that was the reason why massive construction is going on
there using Imo state resources as he knows that the state will soon com.
I want to get the real picture from Imo people. is this true?