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lordkay10:
2-0 IFO Everton....quote me after the match

Break which Internet?

Bloggers go to school and learn English

Jollywoopro:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGL7w4R1dMg

This Is low, even if you hate someone so bad, respect the Dead.

There is no need for Hate, you can pass your message without vile

Noerection:
When is cownu coming to Nigeria to bury his decomposed father and mother

There is nothing wrong with him, he just wanna Trend

Wrong Move!!!

Vincent, Respect yourself and Retire in Peace.

As Peter Rufai how he messed up himself in 98 when Ike Shorumo got injured.

Go and Ask Zidane

ackim:
AFCON Qualifiers: Vincent Enyeama Joins Super Eagles In Training

He has not played for the country since 2015, but Enyeama paid the Super Eagles a surprise visit at their training ground on Thursday.

The Super Eagles are gearing up for the AFCON 2021 qualifier clash against Lesotho after beating Benin in their opening Group L encounter on Wednesday.

The team was put through a light training on Thursday at the Le Meriden Hotel in Akwa Ibom. However, it was not a normal training day as former Super Eagles captain was seen with the goalkeepers in camp.

The former Lille goalkeeper last played for the National team in 2015 but was in high spirits with other goalkeepers on Thursday.

It is yet to be known if Enyeama was just in town to pay the team a visit or he is training with the team to keep fit after being released by Lille.

Nevertheless, it’s good to see the 37-year-old back in the National team set up once again. Soccernet.ng will provide updates as things unfold in Super Eagles camp.


https://www.reportminds.com/2019/11/2021-afcon-qualifiers-vincent-enyeama.html?m=1

englishmart:
Haaah

What's all this na

CalabarPikin:
T

What is this?

A305:
Vv

teekrackz:
Rf

What's all these

Why don't you learn to read before you comment

AirBagi:
I find this hard to believe, probably this person just woke up from coma and is still in 2015, bro we are in 2019 and moving to 2020 in Jesus name backward never

You are an Idiot, Come and beat me Up

BafanaBafana:
Of course they aren't. And they are also not prevented from retaliating too. If you insult me to an extent, i will beat you up.

So Army and Buratai are above "hate"

BafanaBafana:
Nobody was going to convict him. the plan was just to teach him a lesson. Next time, guide your mouth and never involve the army or Buratai in your hate

Hmmm

Church Wedding does not mean you have to Wear suit, bridal gown and Invite people for reception.

It Just means a simple Joining in Holy matrimony in the presence of God, which can be done any time, just the 2 of you and witnesses.

What you are referring to church wedding is the "traditional Wedding of the White people.

igwegeorgiano:
Friends on NL I greet you all. Trust your day is going well? It is with very heavy heart and confused state of mind I sent this post on this platform so you can advise me on what line of action I should take. Pastors and genuine men of God should also advise me on what to do as well.

There is this lady i have been dating for about a year and 6 months now. We love each other to the moon and most importantly we respect each other opinion and decisions. She is a born again christian who appreciates the things of God more than she appreciates me which of course I have no issues with.

When we agreed to start up a relationship after being friends for about 6 months, it was agreed that there will be no sex until the wedding night but at a point I asked her "what if we are done with traditional marriage rites are we still not gonna have sex? To my creates surprise she said we won't until church wedding is done. I did not actually took her serious.

Fast forward, on the 15th of July 2019 the traditional marriage was done in her father' compound in the east and all I was asked to pay and give was paid and given without any remainder . after the traditional marriage we went back to my house in abuja. Note that we were not staying together before now. I am base in abuja while she is in owerri. When we got home that night I told her we can now make love as husband and wife hence the traditional rites has been done and most importantly the bride price paid. To my amazement my wife bluntly refused. She told me she will never compromise her stand on pre marital sex

I have been very faithful to our agreement based on her claim that she is a virgin. But refusing me my right over her body after every thing including the bride price has been paid is something I can never subscribed to and to this end I have I have involved her parent and her pastor her decision however, still remain no sex till the wedding night. I am putting the wedding on hold for now until she willingly allow me make love to her and she seems not to be comfortable with my decision as well.

This is the dilemma I have found myself please I need your wise counsels on this. Thanks and remain bless. Moderators kindly push this post to the front page so it can have adequate views it deserves thanks

That's Nigerian Army Salary, mistakenly posted into your account

Ifeanyi4491:
Dear Nl, i got a new sim last month within 5 days i received a 68k credit alert on the new sim, 2 days later i received a debit alert that xoxo amount has been withdrawn.

Just few minutes ago i received another alert of 68k again...

Pls guys help me out how can i stop this...

Biko maka Temption..

Why include pictures of the Wife and daughter?

Na wa ohh

Coincidence?

Cant you see he is from Kogi State?

Teebilion:
Honestly , is this a mere coincidence, or some forces at work

May we all live long to reap the fruit of our Labour

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Chai, No be small thing !!!

Equity15:
lmao!!! it's true oh
here in the north na director dem call proprietor/ owner of the school oh..It was funny when I discovered it

Lol , Stay quiet!! Lol

Halezis:
Stay quiet! It's really not important whether it's fiction or not, I think he's been able to pass a very solid and vital message. I know it'd be helpful to many people here

PURE FICTION

1. You just had your second class, by the 3rd day you were invited to the "Director's" office; and you already knew the population of Parents on a daily basis?

2. You are a Graduate, and yet you went ahead to teach Same Sex Marraige knowing fully well it's a crime in Nigeria.

3. You kept using the word " Director" instead of the regular title " Principal" which is a common name of Individuals Heading a secondary school

4. Who actually employed you in the School? You are have been there, just under a week and the "Director" had to ask about information from you which he would have known before your employment

5. You used the word "My Office" very rare for a new teaching recuit to have an Office to himself/herself, usually you are placed in the Staff room with other teachers.

6. No single reference to any other teacher colleagues from the beginning till when you went to get the textbook or even after the session with the parents. Are you the only teacher in the School?

7. You were explaining Marraige to JSS1 student referencing LGBTQ and GEJ 2015 Elections, Seriously??

This Building looks like a V-Shaped Structure, the Camera angle makes it look so.

For over 3 years you have been moving from one broke guy to another.

And always coming to Nairaland to complain.

You are who you attract, check yourself before you wreck yourself

rockstarB:
I met this new guy. It's long distance and we say we want to make things work. He will visit soon according to him. But he is asking for financial help barely after one week. Last week I sent him 2k for fuel, now he is asking for another money. He said he will bring it when coming next week. I am disappointed.
This is the reality women now has to face, how come it's during the time we met you're suddenly broke? Yet it is the women that are gold diggers. He isn't the first person, more women just need to speak out as much as the guys are complaining about girl asking for financial help barely into a new relationship.
Update; now begging for sub money I don't know what is wrong with some guys of nowadays. No dignity
Friday morning rants

Write to Consumer Protection Council , ensure you include all the Evidence.

fratermathy:
Hello Nairalanders,

I actually purchased a new DStv decoder last month. It came with one month free Compact bouquet subscription. Towards the end of the subscription earlier this week, I received a call from a DStv marketer (01 280 6877). I was asked to upgrade to a Compact Plus bouquet for N10,650 in order to get double upgrade to the Premium bouquet. Since I wanted to resubscribe anyway (I actually wanted to maintain the Compact bouquet), I decided to do the upgrade and pay the extra in order to get the premium channels.

I paid the money and went ahead with the upgrade, believing that I was going to get the premium channels. After 48 hours, I was yet to get the upgrade and I sent an email. My email was not replied. I decided to call the customercare to make my complaint. The agent that spoke with me then told me that the promo is not for me as my account was only created in September. I queried her on why the company's marketer called me for a promo that I was ineligible for without mentioning it. When I got the message about the offer, it wasn't explicitly mentioned that it was for old customers ONLY.

My anger now is that I was essentially deceived by the company and their marketers to upgrade even when I did not want to. I do not actually need a Compact Plus (it's virtually the same with the Compact, apart from new sports content which I don't need). I only upgraded because I wanted to access the premium bouquet. I expressed my dismay to the customercare agent and told her that the company had tricked me. The extra money I spent is not the issue but the thwarted expectations that I had. I promised the agent to call out DStv for this blatant misuse of advertisement.

I have also tweeted @DStv, @DStvNg, and @DStvCare on this issue and have not gotten any response. I am bringing the issue here on Nairaland so that all Dstv customers or potential customers can know of the deceptive tactics DStv uses in its advertisement. Before you deal with DStv, make sure you ask them to tell you ALL the clauses because they won't tell you. All they need is your money so they don't care about consumer rights.


I will also forward my complaint to relevant regulatory agencies as well.

Here is the List




WHATSAPP is currently the world’s most popular chat medium, about 1.5 billion users around the globe. However, some people are yet to know that WhatsApp has been banned in certain countries. We have mapped the regions where WhatsApp is blocked.

It is no good news for social networking and communication apps to be banned in multiple countries. The main reason cited behind such communication restrictions are concerns over national security. Other countries claim such chat app bans help support local telecommunication companies. Below are the list of countries where using WhatsApp is restricted or totally banned.







North Korea
North Korea is permanently under the international spotlight due to dictatorial leader Kim Jong Un’s bellicose rhetoric and military grandstanding.
Censorship in North Korea ranks among some of the most extreme in the world.
In a country where citizens are starved of any information other than government propaganda, the internet too is dictated by the needs of the state.
This is why North Korea offers only limited access to social networks like Facebook and WhatsApp.







Cuba
Cuba has dramatically restricted the usage of internet and chat platforms.
Censorship in Cuba is extensive, has resulted in European Union sanctions and statements of protest from governments around the world.
Cuba consequently ranks low in the Press Freedom Index.
In Cuba, only politicians, journalists and select students are legally eligible to access the internet and social platforms like WhatsApp.
The surprising reasons cited are not political concerns, but the high cost of internet usage which is said to exceed the average salary of Cuban residents.

Iran
Censorship in Iran is extensive, with Reporters Without Borders describing Iran as “one of the world’s most repressive countries for journalists for the past 40 years”.
The blocking of WhatsApp has been seen in Iran on a number of occasions.
Little reason has been given, but it is most likely due to security and censorship concerns.


Syria
Internet censorship in Syria is extensive, with the war-torn country banning websites for political reasons and arrests people accessing them.
Besides WhatsApp, Syria has also blocked websites like YouTube and Facebook.






UAE
The blocking of voice and video calling through WhatsApp is common, with the promotion of local telecommunication service providers with the supposed reason.
UAE has a history of welcoming residents from countries including India, Pakistan, Bangladesh who frequently use WhatsApp to connect with their family and friends, resulting in the loss in profits for local UAE telecommunication companies.

China
WhatsApp has been blocked by the Chinese Government during political campaigns because of the chat app’s strong encryption features.
The Chinese government censors content for mainly political reasons, but also to maintain its control over the populace. However, according to previous trends in China, these WhatsApp bans are usually only temporary and usually lifted within a few months.

Dominzyloaded:
WHATSAPP is currently the world’s most popular chat medium, about 1.5 billion users around the globe. However, some people are yet to know that WhatsApp has been banned in certain countries. We have mapped the regions where WhatsApp is blocked.

It is no good news for social networking and communication apps to be banned in multiple countries. The main reason cited behind such communication restrictions are concerns over national security. Other countries claim such chat app bans help support local telecommunication companies. Below are the list of countries where using WhatsApp is restricted or totally banned.

Continue here...https://www.dominzyloaded.com/2019/09/list-of-countries-where-whatsapp-has.html?m=1

Nothing Good about this outfit,

But It's Social Media, nobody wants to say so, it's a no no.

Lol, Are you Sure?

Godsein:
I'm not a fan of Chelsea nor liverpool so my prediction will be free of sentiments. In betting sense,if I'm asked to guide this game, I would go for 1X rather than X2

Chelsea won't lose this match.

Learn to read before Commenting

frankmoney:
Saraki now a rejected man in his own town .

How times change

Nothing touches me,

Yaron Karuwa

Danwakae:
It also touched u riiite ??....lolssss


QuiverBox 1 : 2 Danwakae


Let me know more that touched u....LOLSSSS.

Ga fuska kaman zawayi.

Uwar ka che "oza room"

Danwakae:
QUIVABOX 1 : 1 DANWAKAE lolss


NOBODY WIN.


GOODNIGHT...

Idiot.. if e no pain u for no reply the first time.

Wawa, yaron karuwa, zaka gi giki. Gani a nan, Dan banza

Danwakae:
Lolssssssssss...........E pain am...lolssssssssss....e touch am Weller.....I'm fine with that

Uwar ka che Karuwa, shashasha Dan ofi, banzan yaro mai shan wiwi.

Uban ka Dan daudu. Mashayi

Danwakae:
karuwancin karuwa...keep provokating your father with that your smelling duri.