₦airaland Forum

at least he is not sleeping with anoda woman

posakosa:
Exactly, if someone really said "Im a janitor/cab driver/ko gbe, ko gbe" abroad, trust me, they will not be asking for much.

Some people with legitimate jobs in Nigeria make much more than some Nigerians abroad.

We all just need to be honest.

bruv they will not be asking for much but they will still ask not thinking whether you have paid your own bills or not and when you tell them that its not easy they will tell you to come bck home then

strange in what way elaborate pls

chic2pimp:
Look @ em' buncha gloryhunters. _shior

Abeg let the NBA start jare. Make I watch my fav players CP3 & D-WADE do their thing

your list is not complete without KB24 dat should be the first on your list lol

Ladies/Guys

I was watching something on TV and they were discussing domestic violence & I was wondering if yall was in an abusive relationship & that person hit you, would you hit them back or walk away?

imagine if a woman started having sex frm when she was 18 till when she turns 29,thats like 11 yrs of wear and tear of her `kingdom`.

are you talking about human being or CAR

Osita Iheme/ Chinedu Ikediese

Federal Kangaroo Court, Asaba: James Ibori's handpicked judge brings case forward by 3 weeks, to "discharge" trial on November 6th 2009

If Nigerians truly want to know what a kangaroo court looks like, they need look no further than the Asaba Federal Hight Court of Justice Mercel Awokulehin. 
Yesterday, for instance, Justice Awokulehin suddenly sent a summon to the lawyers of the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC) on Sunday to appear before it to hear the substantive argument over a motion by James Ibori’s requesting the judge to quash his trial in the money-laundering case against him.

Yesterday was a Sunday, a non-working day. Following the summons, and without public notice, the case was called this morning in Asaba.

These developments are part of the inexorable conspiracy to let Ibori avoid justice in Nigeria.  That would, in turn, help his criminal associates who face a similar trial in England enjoy similar flight from justice from the law.  Only last week, Justice Christopher Hardy of the Southwark Crown Court adjourned proceedings in the trial before him to enable the hearings in Asaba to be completed.

When that case was called in Asaba today, lawyers representing Ibori and the EFCC engaged in a less than stellar adoption of “address” before the court regarding Ibori’s motion. Judge Awokulehin subsequently adjourned till November 6th 2009, three days before the re-commencement of the London trial of Ibori associates at the Southwark Crown Court.

As Saharareporters has already revealed, the Asaba trial has been plotted to end on that particular date, with a pre-determined, far-reaching ruling by Justice Awokulehin to the effect that he has terminated all money laundering, corruption and theft charges against Ibori and his associates.

According to the match plan, of which Nigeria's federal authorities at the highest level are part, that ruling would then be presented in London with a fresh motion to quash the trial of Ibori’s associates.

To guarantee the outcome, Justice Awokulehin was hand-picked by Ibori for the Asaba "trial."  For his starring role in the drama, he has been paid $5 million through a Singaporean route.


http://www.saharareporters.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=3937:2009-10-13-01-00-32&catid=1:latest-news&Itemid=18

go to daystar in oregun they let pple use there church and Chapel of Christ the light in alausa

follypimpi:
GO GO Lakers Hurrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaayyyyyyy

I'm with u on that KB24

^^^^^maybe

crap

sugar pp:
Just forgive if she trully feels bad and you believe her. She might have to start considering a new job though

u r right

It is a tragic story but I don't understand why he just shot without saying a word. He knew he wasn't alone in the house - I feel for the poor lady he killed.

Master P-Make Em Say Uhh

what if you tell them that you are not ready? whats gonna happen come on mehn why would u want to get married to someone u don't knw in 2months

Pray

^^^^^hmmm

all of the above even though its hard to find this days

any for form of abuse & cheating

Lagos

sad

he will go bck to NY lol

A wife decides to take her husband to a strip club for his birthday.

They arrive at the club and the doorman says, "Hey, Dave! How ya doin'?"

His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before.
"Oh, no," says Dave. "He's on my bowling team."

When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if he'd like his usual and brings over a Budweiser.

His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says,"How did she know that you drink Budweiser?"

"She's in the Ladies' Bowling League, honey. We share lanes with them."

A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Dave, and says "Hi Davey. Want your usual table dance, big boy?"

Dave's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club.

Dave follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her. He tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it. She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every name in the book.

The cabby turns his head and says, "Looks like you picked up a real bitch tonight, Dave."

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"

Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone or something. The first woman had nothing to wipe with so she took off her panties, used them and threw them away. Her friend however was wearing an expensive underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers, but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on a grave and proceeded to wipe herself with it. After finishing, they made their way home.

The next day the first woman's husband phones the other husband and said, "These damn girls nights out have got to stop. My wife came home last night without her panties." "That's nothing," said the other. "Mine came back with a sympathy card stuck between the cheeks of her butt that said, 'From all of us at the Fire Station, Well never forget you!'

bawomolo:
see laker fans popping out of no where.

no comment

leave d comment till d end of season

cold:
All that matters now is for u to just upload that vid, & let's judge for ourselves if she deserves a second chance.

abi o

ALL TIME

1st:michael jordan
2nd:vince carter
3rd:julius erving
4th:shaquille o'neal
5th:elgin baylor
6th:dominique wilkins
7th:scottie pippen
8th:wilt chamberlain
9th:george gervin
10th:spudd webb


NOW
1st:lebron james
2nd:dwight howard
3rd:jason richardson
4th:dwyane wade
5th:amare stoudemire
6th:vince carter (he's getting old now)
7th:josh smith
8th:kobe bryant
9th:andre iguodala
10th:gerald wallace

chiogo:
You need to update ya TV. Get rid of that 60's one.
And yea, in your dreams. 

update ma TV nahhhh but guess what I update d roster with Artest d bad boy of NBA so let d party begin heading for bck 2 bck championship

Celtic who dats like 2yrs now dey r soft I mean very soft lol
we are going for 82 - 0 dis season (in my dream)