₦airaland Forum

davseun2ta:
something tells me your name is Kayode

Kayode, a name given to child during joyful period

Amelian:
Peeps raining abuses on her but just stop for a minute to think. Have u ever considered why there are great numbers of new born babies abandoned, some flushed in the toilet, some dumped in boiled water or the kind mother dropping their babies at the doorsteps of motherless homes.. Some even go as far as throwing away the innocent child in a dustbin.
If the men responsible for such children actually took responsibility and stand by their gfs at that time the going was smooth and now that its rough...Do u think a woman or a girl would want to destroy her baby or throw it away in anger and frustration?
Trust me, she wouldnt want to lay a finger to harm her own child.
Men in this category should man up and take responsibilities.
Orelse not only the Child will curse such a man and the woman or girl involved.God himself will do the needful...
Lets have conscience to either abstain or have protected sex, if u cant hold body.. And say no to baby mamaism....its totally wrong.. God is watching and creating records for such people..

the TRUTH!!!!!! Simply spelt out, I like that.

wastedsperm:
KURUNA

JOMI JOMI

JEKANA JEKANA

AKANDUN

LAPA LAPA

BELU BELU

JEDI JEDI

SHEGEDE

IKOR IFE

IGBE OLOMI

YUNBO YUNBO

ISO BIBU

TONMONA

WARAPA

EYIN RIRUN

ABIYA RIRUN

LAKUE GBE

ATI BE BE LOR

IF YOU HAVE ANY OF THE ABOVE, BUY A BOTTLE APORO EPA IJEBU, USE 2 SPOONS DAILY AND THANK ME LATER

Baba jo!!!!!! Baba doeeee!!!!!! This aisans too much....be like say u get dictionary for them. Lol

Viktor1983:
These ones are small....
I didn't see epilepsy.

kai!!!!!!! Tis one pass embarrassment, it will look like say u pour shit for body foe the way ppl go take avoid u.

bishopkay:
chaiii,see english.
cc. lalasticlala

I dey think say na only me dey feel headache to read the woman english. A remixed english/dutch rflmao

Ecoterrorism:
I remember Obj and Gej economic team and I was so proud being a Nigerian anywhere I found myself but buhari economic team looks like Man U under LVG

chai!!!!! U bad o.....a whole Louis Van Gal you yeye so ooooo, anyway sha na true talk

tgmservice:
go borrow some brain

u can be brotherly to lend me as urs is so superfluous.

I concur with u bro, in addition to this I must say ladies of nowadays have lost there integrity not knowing what they want surrounded by indecision and infatuation. They are mostly too weak emotionally and get carried away easily. What I am driving at is, they would have wasted their time with a casanova and when the relationship aint fruitful they become desperate in search for husband of which by this time they have no choice but to jump into any as long as its ending at weDding. Another point wch can be deduced from ur lengthy explanation is, they want a saint as an husband. I wonder why they can't take the flaws of the man but point a flashlight on such flaw and make it an excuse to buttress their loathe for it, meanwhile turning a blind eye to the good qualities of such a man. Though I admit there r some flaws wch is unacceptable e.g thief/armed robbery, swindler, a cheat n infidel to mention but few. This remind me of a DP that went viral stating and I quote "Stop look for mr Right, grab mr Left and pull the idiot to Right". Well they aint just ready for that but prefer keep searching until wrinkle starts building up their skin.

Yesterday by Toni Braxton ft Trey Song

See them idiots, common sunderland dem no fit beat, dem come wan beat league 2 ppl mercilessly, Agbaya Man u

Nigerians no dey carry Last...

ovoSoftware:
for programming I would go for macbook pro.....BUT WHY.....welll because
1. the best software for web development exits on OS X eg TextMate and more....it is believed that the best developers are on macs so they built the best tools on macs

2. windows is considered to be slow, complex and unreliable in comparison to OS X

3.Mac OS X is the only platform that allows you to develop for any platform - web, Microsoft windows (bootcamp), iOS , Mac, Unix and Linux


for hacking....I mean serious hacking ....the only laptop I have seen that is close to that of a desktop is the Sky X9W having
1. 64gb ram (DDR4 2666MHz)
2. 5tb of ssd disk space
3. Intel’s Skylake i7-6700K
4. ultra HD (4K) display
5.  8GB Quadro M5000M GPU.
6  3 fans onboard to keep the workstation from overheating
.......this beast will be able to do a brute force attack (to test possible key combinations) pretty well.... but that is only if you have $11,000 to spend


NOTE : the above writeup is subjective

tru talk, lol. For ur mind!!!!! Like kilode....Baba o de joooo!!!!! Weytin u want hack? FBI database?

kaylonda:
SPAM

Main

kaylonda:
Endure

enrage

Femco2016:
Keep on deceiving yourself....

infact over decieving dey worry am.....na hang over go kill for exam all.

This country no dey carry last.....any thing u go hear Nigeria. Na wa o....ppl wey go be firewood for hell fire just dey prepare their flesh well well for it to born wella....Transgender my foot.....

It is a LIE, wow......superb combination. Lol. Anyway it might be a rumor, but time will tell sha. Fingers crossed.

modelmike7:
This is serious! So Mr Father, you never asked her, HOW, WHY, WHERE, WHO de-flowered her? Inconclusive this is. . . . . Well, my instincts tells me you just added the juicy part to it to pass across your message of cervical cancer! You tried Mr Father!!

Haba bro, its painful enough to say it out but I envy is courage to at least to do so. But this world is upside down now, that's why its advisable, of my own opinion, that sex education should be included in our primary and secondary school curriculum so that if the parents are too busy to teach them, the school will. If it were me, I will loose more just my apetite. Its just a bewildering news to devor. It is well.

Abegi which artiste dey nija now wey no get baby mama....the thing sef done turn to normal thing to the hear.....it is well

Like seriously!!!!! Is this a tricycle or car!!!!!! Well he got talents sha......

Keep it, say weytin Happen?!!!!! He is not going anywhere without his jeep.....this One na outrright oppression especially if man no get money buy that kind jeep.....lmao

iyisco2001:
Toyota Landcruiser prado

u got it right bro.....toyota is popular amidst the Elites ranging from its camry to Landcruiser

Alejhandro:
Gays are repulsive...just c as them be. Too much ANALysis don format their brain, they no longer think straight.


Modified:
Some people are saying that they shud b left alone. Guys don't say dat. Personally, I have no problem
wit gays. What individuals do in private is non of
my biz. But GETTING MARRIED?! and in d
CHURCH?! Come onnnnnn!!! Dat, we must not accept

. I dey behind like IKE, say weytin happen, gay wedding in church? Whrre in bible is that written, thunder go fire such pastor that tie the abominable knot in God's name.

oyinkinola:
1. ....there are very many commentary on depreciation of ₦ nowadays expecially in parallel market, although parallel or black market can be manipulated by the traders, they either do it on their self interest, so those who doesn't beleive in the prosperity of nigeria can harbour $ as they can on imported goods hereby cause hike!
But in my own point of view the depreciation of ₦ is a great success to this nation if well manage to nigeria situation today. the looted fund is in $ and it must be refunded back in $, so if $1 is ₦198 when the money is looted, then if the money is refund today at $1 to ₦350 the nation has gained ₦152!
imagine if $1=₦1000, the gain is ₦902!
So in conclusion if the government managed to refund the $trillion looted and the refunded money, change it in parallel market, this will reduce the pressure on ₦ and the scarcity of $ in parallel market so the ₦=$.

(take note all the money took out of CBN during jonathan regime were changed in parallel market before ditributed)

you have other opinion?

2. ...2017 budget will beat record... ₦1 quadrillion!, all the social sectors will be substantially finance to trillions ₦, poverty will be completely eradicated and by the end of year 2018 Nigeria will be declared a developed state and classify one of the first three country in the index of human .
I know you will argue on how this can happen with the economics situation of today, low foreign reserve, low oil price, with depreciation of ₦.
yes oil price is down, foreign reserve is dry but we still have foreign looted fund reserve at hand! when recovered and well managed, it won't be problem to have money for this budget!
we can only pray that a $ hit ₦1000 and all $1 trillion looted recovered!
I know for sure that with the determination of this government and the support of foreign nation to help recovered all $ trillion looted it will happen.....$1 trillion recovered and change to ₦ will give us ₦1 quadrillion needed to financ that budget!
year 2017 bye bye to poverty!

3. ....OIL AND LFR
THE TWO MAIN MEANS OF INCOME FOR NIGERIA ECONOMY
.....with the determination of Nigeria president Buhari and the trust of of world leaders toward nigeria, from America, Eroupe, Asia and gulf nation the down price of oil and the rise in $ is not a corse to nigeria but a blessing.
Among the oil producing countries, and OPEC only nigeria have what other didn't, we have oil in common but nigeria have the looters as well, this opportunity raise nigeria above other oil nation and when all this country are frustrated with oil down price, nigeria have turn to her looted fund reserved to keep her economy running.
Nigeria is bless with oil and (LFR) looted fund reserve, when the oil price is down, the rise-up of dollar $ hike the value of our LFR, if government inject the LFR recovered on the economy, it will boot our economy!
at rate of $ to ₦ today if government managed to recovered $1 trillion LFR it will give us:

$1=₦400, $1trillion=₦400trillion!
I hereby challenge the Nigeria economists who insist that rising $ and downwards of oil price is a broke to nigeria economy to come-up for debate!
Note (LFR is looted fund reserve)

point noted but this gain doesn't go back to our pocket remember? Instead our pockets gets empty the more.....its then useless.....what's the gain if we don't feel its effect?

GudluckIBB:
Even bag of pure water is now 150 naira Na we be our problem.

tru talk my brother

Wat will I do!!!!! I will just ask her mother to clean her up and warn her to keep it out of my daughter's reach next time. Its even good na butter, wat if its hot oil wch is on fire!!!! I go die be that o......

Someone just told me "Alubo" has increased!!!!! Abegi!!!!!!!! Na yam them dey import abi na cassava?

Aside the scarcity and exchange rate of dollars I av noticed some things has increased from the price we all know it to be. While some price increment is understandable some are just too ridiculous to the hearing. Imagine a candle from 50naira to 60 naira, so as pap (Ogi) where they wrap for 20 naira now I can't even fine ogi of 20 naira again, it has become an abnormal for u to see anything hasn't increased in price. The funniest of it all is the cause is allocated to dollar exchange rate. Abegi!!!!! Weytin concern ologi with dollar, abi pure water vendor with dollar......are they importing it too. If u noticed anything that's phoney on its increment for ur area, abeg yarn us.......lol

See as them black.....like kilode!!!!!!!

demo4ril97:
Why shal she shy is she not a woman and if she shal b shying shal she shy for konji?.

guy a feel ur alliteration, well built diction. O boy this is Magun reloaded. LMAO

As everyday passes by the country is getting more broke but this dude keep travellng here and there knowing fully we he is spending more than receiving. Everyone knows his allowanace a night out of Abuja. Abeg sit down and do ur work not wakawaka like ileke idi.

Kai!!!!! This guy handsome die!!!!! Lmao