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Phones / Re: Oraimo Freepods 3 And Freepods 4 Charging Case For Sale With One Ear Each by ralmix(m): 4:55pm On Nov 08, 2023
Phones / Re: Oraimo Freepods 3 And Freepods 4 Charging Case For Sale With One Ear Each by ralmix(m): 4:51pm On Nov 08, 2023
MmaChrist4:
Pls I need the freepod 4
Check your WhatsApp
How much are you selling

I have the two EarPod but I lost the charging case (Lagos)
Events / Re: Blue Eyes Daughter Of A Nairalander Celebrates One Year Anniversary by ralmix(m): 10:02pm On May 19, 2022
[quote author=TooMuchStuff post=112957034]Scary.....n......Beautiful

Some of us will find it confusing when decoding some signals in ESP........


[/queote]

Boss got a WhatsApp number need to learn this coding stuff
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Get A Federal Job Or Move To Canada by ralmix(m): 6:25pm On May 05, 2022
Phones / Re: Mark Zuckerberg Announces New WhatsApp Reactions by ralmix(m): 6:24pm On May 05, 2022
Family / Re: Can I Sue My Father For Selling Our Inheritance, His Properties Anyhow? by ralmix(m): 2:06pm On Apr 24, 2022
Bad guy grin
ETHICALLYrlght:
You can't sue someone for his property. The case will be struck out for no cause of action.

Your father owns valid titles to the real properties through first settlement. Put differently, he bought the plots of land from nobody but inherited it customarily as a descendant of those who settled there first.

I presume based on the preceding paragraph that the land documents are not registered at the land registry of your state because from experience the first document descendants of first settlers prepare regarding their land is usually a deed of gift, deed of lease, deed of assignment or power of attorney depending on the circumstances.

My advice is that you should get very close to your father this period. Let everyone believe you are his favourite son. Show him how to enjoy the internet with a smartphone. Encourage him to eat wheat instead of Garri or Akpu or Amala etc.... You know all those things his mates like grin

During this period, learn his signature, prepare a deed of gift and get your close allies including your sister as witnesses. It's even better if you can make him sign the paper himself through misrepresentation (This is a special course I can tutor you on).
Register the deed of gift at the appropriate registry and pay the required dues to the government registry. To be more smooth get registered surveyors to survey the land and register the survey plans with the government in your name.

You have all commercial banks need to grant you a loan. When you've successfully mortgaged the properties, use that money to do something good for yourself.
BENEFITS
1. Your father will not be able to sell a land you mortgaged to the bank. The bank will take him to court and deed of gift you presented to the bank will be a superior title.
2. The bank will not own the land as long as you invested the loan wisely and follow the repayment plan honestly.
3. After the expiration of each mortgage, begin new mortgages to further expand your investments. But ensure you always repay your loan.
4. Your father will pass on while the case lingers in the court. I trust NIGERIAN courts (15 years no judgment just adjournments)
5. When he passes on, end all mortgages and keep the land if you wish.
DISADVANTAGES
If you believe in curses don't try this. I do not believe in them grin

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Education / Re: FUTO Final Year Student Found Dead In Imo, A Bottle Of Snipper Found In His Room by ralmix(m): 10:47pm On Mar 27, 2022
Totilopussylick:
I am creating an awareness for every individuals living in Nigeria going through one problem after another that wishes to come to Europe through this forum to reach me now.

Over here there's no such thing as suicide.

We enjoy inner peace of mind smiley.

Regardless of what you are going through, over here helps can reach in a minute cool.

Germany is a beautiful country.

Very beautiful kiss kiss kiss.

The weather alone can reset your medulla oblongata once you enter Europe cheesy.

Interesting
Crime / Re: Court Jails Michael Jackson For Internet Fraud In Lagos (Photo) by ralmix(m): 8:39pm On Mar 24, 2022
This is an old news now, but still funny thou
Romance / Re: What's The Biggest Red Flag You Ever Spotted At The Start Of A New Relationship? by ralmix(m): 2:33pm On Mar 15, 2022
If this is true ehn, you’re a bad guy asin real Nigga grin but you get mind shar ooo

nurez305:
The first red flag was when she started ignoring my calls.

I went to her house to know what is going on and I met a guy there but he excuse us immediately, later she went to take her bath and drop the phone on the sofa. I was with her phone when the text message from that guy that left enter with only "OK" . then I open the message and I saw the previous conversation between them.

The guy said : when you know your boy-friend is coming to your house today, why did you invite me also to come

My fucking GF replied : he is not my boyfriend, he is only a friend


After reading that, I started sweating inside their house after I have spent on the idiot.

I bought her the phone,
Pay her school fee,
Give her money whenever she ask
When her father died, I paid her trip to and fro and also give her change to hold to her village.


I felt like a loser and was very heartbroken. I summon courage and told her to return back my phone after telling her what I saw in her inbox, she accuse me of checking her messages without her consent and she refuse to give me the phone.

I threten her that if she refuse to return my phone that I won't take it lively with her. She reported me to police and they set a trap for me, she told me to come to somewhere to collect the phone, on getting there, I was arrested and the police force me to write a statement that I will never disturb her because of this phone again. I did and they told me to call one of my relatives to come and bail me and be my witness. I did that and I was granted bail and told us to come the next day.

The next day, the police woman try to settle the issue between us and she said we should not fight each other again and continue our relationship. And the police officer told her to delete all the threat messages I sent to her which he did.


NOW IS MY TURN TO REVENGE
After about 2months that will depart, she taught I have forgotten everything she does to me not knowing that I'm only waiting for the best time to strike her back. I went to area command to hire police, the man charged me 30k and told me not to worried that what she does was very bad. I lead the way to her house and she was shocked to see me again, she quickly call her mum and to tell her, we arrested her in her shop then and the police put an allegation on her that she hire tug to beat me up because I requested for my phone from her. She started crying that is a lie. The police ask for the receipt of the phone from her and she told them that I bought it for her, they collected the phone and detained her until her family show.

I later tell the police to allow her to go but I need to collect the phone. The man said it is important I do that.... After everything, I collected the phone and leave them in the station.


Foolish olosho


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Nairaland / General / Re: Which Year Did You Discover Nairaland ? by ralmix(m): 5:42pm On Mar 13, 2022
Busted grin
garriAndsugar:

Well-done..
Celebrities / Re: Nothing Sweeter Than Money — Wizkid Declares (Photos) by ralmix(m): 2:55pm On Feb 15, 2022
slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar
Wizkid my niggar

Always smoking like me

Preparing my own afternoon weed already.....let the smoke begin...

I be exhust....make bros Righteousness2 nor allow me catch am for Benin city....we go smoke tire that day


You no even sabi mole well…

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Nairaland / General / Re: Train Kills Physically Challenged Woman In Ogun (Graphic Photos). by ralmix(m): 11:02am On Feb 10, 2022
I cried seeing this news…
So painful, this life no just balance
Celebrities / Re: Which Celebrity's Death Pained You The Most? by ralmix(m): 10:33am On Feb 05, 2022
Dagrin and Micheal Jackson
I literally cried
Health / Re: How Do I Treat This Ailment/infection? Please Help. (photos). by ralmix(m): 3:47pm On Feb 03, 2022
It’s not really a big issue boss
It got to that stage because you keep touching it every now and then
Just get original spirit and rub on it after bath morning and evening…
And try all possible best to avoid touching it, it will dry up on its own.

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Romance / Re: Why You Should Stop Sleeping Around With Girls. (pictures) by ralmix(m): 3:44pm On Feb 03, 2022
Deep
Car Talk / Re: Interiors Of Bugatti, Lamborghini, Mercedes, Bentley. PICK ONLY ONE! (Photos) by ralmix(m): 8:15pm On Feb 02, 2022
michlins:
That Bentley is too good to ignore.

The coffee brown color is too good

Lol that’s a Bugatti
Crime / Re: Benin-Auchi Expressway: Troops Neutralise 3 Kidnappers, Recover Arms by ralmix(m): 8:03pm On Feb 02, 2022
wink

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Crime / Re: Benin-Auchi Expressway: Troops Neutralise 3 Kidnappers, Recover Arms by ralmix(m): 8:03pm On Feb 02, 2022
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Politics / Re: Troops Neutralize Some Terrorists In Yobe State (Photos) by ralmix(m): 8:01pm On Feb 02, 2022
Nice development
Romance / Re: What Does It Mean When A Woman Tells You This....? by ralmix(m): 1:16pm On Jan 16, 2022
Dagger111:
Hmm..... Run from her pls. A lady told me same, she goes to Celestial Church, that should be a red flag for me but i put my fat head. It got to a point, if i haven't see her kpekus f3ck in 2 days, i won't get myself. Every other kpekus become non attractive to me. She took in for me (story for another day). She is an outing and party type person, so i cant cope with that. At the end, i summoned courage and prayed hard, i told her i want to quit, i refused her seeing me privately, i keep running till she got tired. It was a log story bro, just run, she will collect you as she said oo. Shora fun obinrin o, Olohun awa peelu e o..


However, if this topic hit FP, this will be my first FTC, meaning this year will be interesting for me. I believe... Pls quote me once it hit FP.
Health / Re: Kano Govt Bans Shisha Smoking, Stops Underage Children From Entering Hotels by ralmix(m): 10:10pm On Jan 09, 2022
Black eyed peas
Where is the love
Arizonaz:
Inside life.
I feel the weight of the world on my shoulders
As I'm gettin' older y'all people gets colder
Most of us only care about money makin'
Selfishness got us followin' the wrong direction
Wrong information always shown by the media
Negative images is the main criteria
Infecting the young minds faster than bacteria
Kids wanna act like what they see in the cinemas
What happened to the love and the values of humanity?
Nairaland / General / Re: Stupid Questions To Avoid As A Bachelor Or Spinster by ralmix(m): 11:54am On Jan 09, 2022
This is me… take note

Wizpa:
Questions that make people hate you (stupid questions to avoid as a bachelor)

1. When will you get a job: In a digital age where alot of businesses are online, people make 6-7 figures from there living room, this question would be appropriate if we were still living in an industrial age. Only unexposed people ask such kind of questions.

2. When will you get married: marriage is not meant for everyone and except you are ready to support financially, this topic should stay out of your lips. Getting married is one thing, staying married is another.

3. Why are you still awake by this time: while you are enthused about your 9-5, you won't expect someone else to be like you... most mental work is done in the midnight and the best decisions of ones life are made during times.

4. Why eat outside instead of cooking your food: we all know how expensive gas is in nigeria, how time consuming cooking can be, and the energy you put into it while still thinking of preserving the left overs except you have a fridge. Taking a stroll to your favourite canteen wont only save you time and energy but will get you a delicious meal.

5. Did you go to church or why didn't you go to church: Excuse me!!, serving God shouldn't be a routine but a willingness (from your heart). Times you feel energetic to go to church might be the time someone else needs to sort things out. Do not be self righteous/hypocritical.

Feel free to add yours
Nairaland / General / Re: Stupid Questions To Avoid As A Bachelor Or Spinster by ralmix(m): 11:52am On Jan 09, 2022
chatinent:
That one no dey pain but I can stomach all those questions without anger.

Wetin pain pass na if a party was thrown in the compound...and you are the only manchelor from the compound ....then after some photo shootouts, this kind of argument involves you: “no, no, you collect my phone back.”


At that moment, you go understand that no bi everything wey glitter bi golden morn.
Computer Market / Re: HP 14" Core i3 1005G1 Up to 3.4GHz 8GB 256GB SSD 1080P 14-dq1043cl Backlit Keybo by ralmix(m): 7:15pm On Oct 30, 2021
[quote author=ollymer73 post=107187056][/quote]

Learn to be polite, it’ll help you a lot
Computer Market / Re: HP 14" Core i3 1005G1 Up to 3.4GHz 8GB 256GB SSD 1080P 14-dq1043cl Backlit Keybo by ralmix(m): 8:35pm On Oct 29, 2021
It’s a beautiful laptop � and I can’t afford more than 50k, if you don’t mind, just see it as a charity to an aspiring young Nigerian in great need
Nairaland / General / Re: Ever Help Someone And You Landed Into Trouble?? ... Share by ralmix(m): 8:11am On Aug 30, 2021
I like this, some companies really needs smart people to deal with them.


MrMcJay:
There was someone one time who got a new employment through a recruitment agency and needed a lawyer as Guarantor. His mom is a neighbour to my mom and so, I obliged him.
Subsequently, he was employed.
A few years later I got a call from his workplace that he had absconded and he was paid his salary a month after he resigned. I told them to deduct it from the salary of the accounting officer who paid him but they said I had to either produce him or pay it on his behalf. When I called him, he told me that there were several deductions from his salary and they couldn't justify it. He also said they were deducting tax and pension but they were not remitting pension to his PFA.

Next thing, the company called the Police and those ones invited me to the station. I went there and they asked me to write a statement. I wrote that I stood as a Guarantor for someone who was employed and unfortunately had resigned. I wrote that he resigned because they were deducting tax and pension and they were not remitting. I further added that the action to pay the ex-employee after resignation was designed by the Hr and Company accounts department to defraud the company. Thereafter, I left the station.

That evening, the people who reported to the station called and started begging. I just ignored them and told them to provide proof that they remitted deducted tax and pension to the tax guys and the PFA.

2 days later, I wrote a petition and sent a copy to the company, pointedly accusing the MD of fraud by not remitting deducted funds. The MD called me and was crying. She offered to come to my office to apologise properly. I told her not to worry but to send me what I requested for.

We are still on the matter and I will make sure they are made scapegoats for others to learn from.

TV/Movies / Re: Gosple Agochukwu: BBNaija Promoting Immorality, I Blocked It From My Decoder by ralmix(m): 3:23pm On Aug 05, 2021
Mhennnn, I don’t watch the show but I saw a WhatsApp status of one of the housemate fingering herself, like wtf (and this people allowed it to be aired live)…
They’ve got to implement some rules that controls immorality in the house � before it gets out of hand.

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Crime / Re: Woman Stabs Her Relative On The Head With A Broken Bottle For Shaming Her Son by ralmix(m): 3:15pm On Jul 11, 2021
cheesy
NaijaCoverBlog:


Are you a man or woman or do you want to cover your mouth?
Crime / Re: Blessing Olajide Rape & Death: Saraki, Nigerians Call For Justice (Photos) by ralmix(m): 4:03pm On Jun 04, 2021
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Sports / Re: Tottenham Star Son Heung-min In Tears After Man City Won Carabao Cup (Photos) by ralmix(m): 11:14pm On Apr 25, 2021
As in ehn lol, even me self tire

OSDD:



Seriously?

Like forking seriously?
Music/Radio / Re: Burna Boy Just Got Nominated For The Grammys 2020 Award by ralmix(m): 10:49am On Mar 15, 2021
congrats blood
Celebrities / Re: Grammy Award: Burna Boy's Acceptance Speech & After Party (Video) by ralmix(m): 10:48am On Mar 15, 2021
smiley

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