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Phones › Re: How True Is It That 09141 Is A Killer Number? by Ralphjoe(m): 5:17pm On Sep 15, 2011
Clerverly:
It Is true Nairalanders, I received the call from the evil number and now I am dead. Bye bye Nigerians and Boko Harams
lols, so u are dead & u are still posting on Nl, hw possible is that, u are 2 funny.
Phones › Re: How True Is It That 09141 Is A Killer Number? by Ralphjoe(m): 4:47pm On Sep 15, 2011
Guys! This story is true, i just witnessed a scene whereby an hausaman in kano(were i reside) callapsed after ansering a call, though it wasn't that 09141 number that called him. It happened today morning i was at home in our two-storey building, when i sighted a man coming down from the street, i ignored him for sometime, when i saw him dipping his hands into his pocked, that was when i switch my gaze on him, i looked more intently to see what he brought out, only to see a phone in his hand & he answered it, before u knw it, dis man just collapsed right there. He was rushed to the hospital, we later heard that he has given up the ghost, guys this story is true, beware, they might nt use that same number that we all know bt don't pick any strange numbers.
Education › Re: 350,000 Candidates Out Of 1.5m Will Be Offered JAMB Admission by Ralphjoe(m): 3:45pm On Sep 07, 2011
This is not fair at all, atleast the number should be 600k students.
Culture › Re: Put These Brokens In Correct English by Ralphjoe(m): 6:04pm On Sep 04, 2011
1. It's been long since the break of dawn  2 Do you know hw many years am ahead of you? It's as simple as that.
Culture › Re: Put These Brokens In Correct English by Ralphjoe(m): 6:00pm On Sep 04, 2011
lari03:
Nlers pls translate this also
3) this Ogbono dey draw wel wel
lol, this ogbonno is drawing very well
Culture › Re: Put These Brokens In Correct English by Ralphjoe(m): 4:54pm On Sep 04, 2011
Lol, non of you got it.
Culture › Re: Put These Brokens In Correct English by Ralphjoe(m): 4:49pm On Sep 04, 2011
An0nimus:
@OP
Simple
1) It has tey since day break.
2) Do you know how many years is dey between us?
I try. cheesy cheesy
LOL, op said that it should be translated into good english, you translated it into semi good english.
Culture › Re: Put These Brokens In Correct English by Ralphjoe(m): 4:39pm On Sep 04, 2011
@op, seem as if the pidgin cannot be translated into english. This is tough
Music/Radio › Re: Do You Still Listen To Radio Programs? by Ralphjoe(m): 6:11pm On Sep 01, 2011
Are you people kidding me, i thought it is only aboki dat listens to radio, i don't have time for such bullshit, i used to listen to raypower kano, since they got burnt uptil now, i don't listen to radios anymore coz d radio stations in d north here are meant for the abokis.
Politics › Re: Tension Very High In Kano by Ralphjoe(m): 5:51pm On Sep 01, 2011
[quote author=Beaf! link=topic=749457.msg9056024#msg9056024 date=1314888582]This is true. With the killings in Jos it's just a matter of time before Kano will start it's own spill of blood.

The present governor was once a thug himself this was very obvious during the last election so dont expect to see any security measures to curb this, instead they will allow them to kill first and then the usual 'we strongly condemn this act' bla bla when people are grieving and mourning the death.

I weep for this country call Nigeria.[/quote]that is a correct one there bt i concour to d assertion that d present governor is a thug, he is a former military man, it's just that he uses thugs(yandaba) for polical campaigns, but apart from that, this man is a disciplined man who wouldn't tolerate non-sense, he got alots of votes from xtians in the state that enabled him to win  the election.
Politics › Re: Tension Very High In Kano by Ralphjoe(m): 3:01pm On Sep 01, 2011
May God help us from d hands of this people, som1 would say dat such hapenings shuldn't have concernd the xtians in d state bt we all knows this wicked people who are always looking 4 a slight opportunity to kill xtians, dis is an opportunity, that explains the panic of xtians in d state, xtians are always the victims no mata the cause of d violence, they are always @ d receiving end.
Politics › Re: Tension Very High In Kano by Ralphjoe(m): 2:26pm On Sep 01, 2011
It's true dat there is tension in kano state were i am, it was due to d earlier declaration  by boko haram of their wanted men of which the former state governor was among. They are threatening to kill him if he ever comes out with d emir on parade(the governor is d sultan of kano).
Politics › Re: Experts Think The Bomb Blast Could Have Been Averted by Ralphjoe(m): 10:52pm On Aug 28, 2011
D work of gej's enemies are starting to pay dividends, those that promise that they would make the country ungovernable if a northerner is not the president are at it again, gej just have to get to action & fish them out.
Politics › Re: Experts Think The Bomb Blast Could Have Been Averted by Ralphjoe(m): 9:54pm On Aug 28, 2011
Who are these diplomatic sources?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Arsenal (8 - 2) On August 28th 2011 by Ralphjoe(m): 6:56pm On Aug 28, 2011
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Arsenal by Ralphjoe(op): 6:36pm On Aug 28, 2011
Wat a disgrace to arsenal football club bt i still luv arsenal, it's like it's in my blood, arsene wenger needs to be sacked.
Romance › Re: Tales Of A First Date From hell by Ralphjoe(m): 2:43pm On Aug 28, 2011
The guy miss it all by putting up that kind of behaviour, it was all due to impatient, dat's y i still maintain my stand that matured guy/men lyk me are the real deal.
Culture › Re: Origin Of The Name Aboki? by Ralphjoe(m): 2:26pm On Aug 28, 2011
Aboki simply means friend in hausa, hw it now become an abusive word i don't get it, coz in d north were i am, we can call d hausa aboki na without dem getting annoyed.
Romance › Re: Tales Of A First Date From hell by Ralphjoe(m): 1:31pm On Aug 28, 2011
@op, next time be careful of guys u go out with, boys shuld be an exception, mature men are d real deal. kiss
Christianity Etc › Re: Introduction To Witchcraft | 'Witchcraft For Dummies' by Ralphjoe(m): 12:27pm On Aug 28, 2011
It amazes me how Nlanders can develop cold feet to dis witch of a woman's assertion while they were the 1 saying dat witchcraft does not exist. Ride on witch lol

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