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to be more specific, Black Male Greate Dane

Hey guys, not sure if this is the right way to do this but I am in need of a Great Dane, I wonder where I can get that in Lagos, at an affordable price.

ephi123:
How was your night, loooool. It's a "Nigerian" question.

Exactly, how was your night? is a Nigerian question, there are certain words and phrases that are offensive to some people in a culture and are less offensive or not at all offensive to other cultures, for instance saying "your father" in Nigeria is offensive, if you said the word "Ben" around Mandarin speakers the will probably be offended because it means stupid, when someone in Europe says "I will Knock you up in the morning" it simply means they are going to wake you up, to an American listener it means a whole different things.

I think we should start to understand that the meaning of most of these phrases is cultural, and it is language, as long as every single Nigerian understand what you mean and you are not violating any English rules, I guess it is okay

jayriginal:
The day the timing mechanism fails mid air

I don't think the timing machine can fail mid air, even if it does I don't think it will pose any danger as long as the blades keep spinning at the same speed. Also, if it actually makes use of any timer at all then it will only need it at start up.

Men!, Nigerians, we eat absolutely anything, what is that sef?

Question: Did you apply for it

If your answer is NO then it is 90% Fake

But with the structure of that message, I can confirm that it is 100% fake

See guys, to be frank with you divorce is still an option, don't die in a relationship because you are afraid of what people will say, divorce and move on if it can't work, you owe yourself happiness don't expect it from no one.

ademola2017:
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izValentino:
please take him to A.B.U Zaria or chika Zaria in Kaduna.

It is Shika, please, not Chika.

AdoraAmadi:
An Ogun State landlady has landed in police net, after the army officers she invited to beat her tenant, left him dead after the assault.

Please note, that what they are is Soldiers, not officers, officers are the more senior ones, Lieutenant and above... They can all be called Soldiers, but not Officer

I am no fan of Apostle Suleman, but these are definitely lies, as clear as crystal..

falcon01:
"lynched" in the north ?? .....

I am from the north, I have spent almost all my life in the north, and yes there has been lots of lynching from where I come from, and it is the second most popular place in Kaduna, I have heard of lynching even in the most popular places, I have seen people's heads being separated from their necks the way we won't even do to a chicken being prepared for a festival. I have experienced and been in the middle of at least 5 religious crisis. The North is the Devilish Angel, it has its good sides, but tolerance for other religion and ethnic groups isn't one of them.

Hey guys, I need a mini flat or a 2 bedroom flat around Maryland - Anthony/ Ikeja , please let me know if you have one

I want to pay a year rent ranging from 400 - 450k for the Mini and 500 - 600 for the 2 bedroom.

Thanks guys.

MadCow1:
Before she rebased her weight from Lepka to Orobor...


www.nairaland.com/attachments/4235290_1_jpeg83b5009e040969ee7b60362ad7426573


And though her Doctors and Exercise instructors were telling her she was unhealthy, she was showing people the scale and showing how she had grown from 50KG to 150KG and using that to prove that she was healthy and doing fine..

You are a developer nigga

PassingShot:
Happy days are ahead of us.

With the news, the worst of our economic woes are behind us.

Kudos to the government for floating the Naira rather than devaluing it. A first in the history of Nigeria.

*Modified*

Some ignorant mourning wailers are saying floating the naira is same as devaluing it. Hell NO!

If you devalue the Naira, you fix an official exchange rate to it. E.g N250 to a dollar. With that approach, the black market rate will jump to beyond N400 to a dollar.

But with floating, many traders with high volume of dollars come in and trade dollars based on demand. In this approach, there is no official dollar rate set by the government. The rate is purely determined by how much dollars are demanded and how much dollars are available. This way, the Naira finds its true value.

Then you will see that the true value of the Naira is 1 dollars to 800 naira

Hey guys,

We realise that a lot of people have interest in programming but not the right material to learn with, so I and some fellows have decided to start a video tutorial series on youtube where we teach you programming, also there will be tutorials that will be tailored specifically towards Andela's curriculum to help you guys get familiar with the curriculum.

we hope to start very soon. please send us a mail on everything.in.6.minutes@gmail.com if you have any specific tutorial you will like us to make.

Hadez:
I don't understand your question? And this thread doesn't have anything to do with it



They are not rare, Infact all ladies can do it, they are just scared of rejection

We guys ask you girls out everyday and as a matter of fact it is in your policy that you have to reject the first approach, but do you see us saying we fear rejection, I think girls just like to feel like the important one, it is not the case for fear of rejection

Sweater for this Lagos heat, nobody go tell her make she go pull am

For all those who have made it to boot camp, I wish you all the best, I can't wait to see you guys... Come along with your brains See you by Monday.

TonyeBarcanista:
Well, it is against the right of wearers of hijab to ban their veil. It is an established fact that the hijab is worn through the personal choice of the wearer even if it is religiously influenced. As such, it falls under the right to personal liberty. Hijab can't be banned except the government can prove that their is a correlation between Hijab and suicide bombing...this will be pretty difficult.

you just said a whole lot of bleeping rubbish..... If the government can ban you from giving birth to more than 1 kid, what will stop them from making you not wear a particular clothing. Anything can be banned, even you can be banned.

onyowo:
It's very bad, it is a sign of downward movement because if anybody is sinking their hands are the last thing we see raised up before they finally sink down completely....i pray Imo state should not sink sha....Baba God help ur children

non offence, but I think its because you are a pessimist that is why you see it that way, the way I see it is somebody coming out of the ground/rubles. Basically its a person who is raising rather than sinking

elantraceey:
What do you intend to gain from using cuss words on a fellow woman like you? Please don't judge her at least not yet.



@Op I took the time to read all you posted and I can't help but notice how the guy is so immature and your wife too. Please first let go of any thought of divorce in your head as what you have now are just assumptions.


She's your wife and you've been with her for 10years so you should know how to get the truth from her and I'll say you should use love not anger. Ask her questions like if she isn't satisfied with you or where you've missed it or something,.make it seem like the fault is coming from you even though its not and she'll most likely be comfortable and she'll begin to open up. Be ready to forgive no matter how bitter it turns out at least for the sake of your children.


Make sure she deletes and block those guys and try to resolve whatsoever reason she'll give.


#Myhumbleopinion



Lalasticlala help this guy get good advice.

What kind of poo have you been smoking? you think a woman like that has any interest in the marriage she currently is in. She is gone for good, there is no redemption for people like this, the @op has caught her several times and she denies, for a person with conscience fear will develop and make them not do it again, but this woman has a heart of stone and I can already tell the kind of person she is.

Never the less, @op make your choice wisely. For me Christian no Christian, I am going to divorce her,

miketayo:
hi, I am having am error in my OOP Lap test, the code seem correct but it keeps showing this error "Failure in line 23, in test_invalid_operation self.assertEqual(self.my_account.withdraw(1000), "invalid transaction", msg='Invalid transaction') AssertionError: Invalid transaction"

wat does it mean?

That seems to be the unit test failing, are you writing unit test? if yes, you might want to take a look at it, but if you are not writing unit test it means that the application test is breaking, maybe a bug or the way your script is structured.

doveda:
This is fact

Assumption ko assumption no

If you had dinner for research, you doing be here claiming facts

I think you meant "if you had research for dinner", but truth is I wasn't fighting with you bro, no need to become feisty

doveda:
How is Saudi Arabian culture?

If you look at his atrire very well, you would realise that it is similar to what people living in the dessert or hot areas usually wear, be it Africans or Arabs.

lol, this is not something you should be arguing man, you are saying all this based on assumptions not fact, I stated fact, but if you believe you are correct, well then fine

Sirnokiopee:
Lovely dress by sanusi.... Upholding the African culture...

We all can't be white man Slave

naah, not an African culture, its actually a culture imported to Nigeria from Saudi Arabia by Bayajidda, sorry to bust your bubbles man, the real culture involves only horse riding by soldiers and the king now Emire, which is still done, and before Bayajidda women were allowed to be rulers, as a matter of fact he [Bayajidda] married a female ruler named Daura Mashawata in Daura.

enigmatique:
No HNY wishes yet? Come on people! Geeks ain't cold!

So, happy new year to all current and prospective Andela fellows. Wish us all a fantastic 366-day period!

Happy new Year enigmatique , geeks ain't cold at all.. just weird

zaragal:
red card. if ur boyfriend handles issues like dis den he is not a serious dude for marriage op u forget to mention dis


before i forget the way u talk to guys ist the same way u talk to ladies forget nairaland am talking of the physical world. change dat perspective asap

You have issues, all this ladies have issues, including the op, especially point 1, what does having money have to do with anything, so a man is supposed to have money for the girl to spend, I hate girls with such mindset, and avoid them like a plague.


Point to guys:

1. If your lady thinks you should have money for her to spend, she is not worthy of your love, move on.

DikSin:
Governor El-Rufai is working while this man is busy seeking attention from "the work" he was voted-in to do.

What a pity
#ShakingMySmallHeadForEkitiPeople

The pity is for you, do you live in Kaduna to know what El-Rufai is doing? or is it the "publicity stunt" you see that makes you think he is working, they are all birds of a father guy, I live in Kaduna and all we hear is bragging from the governor, no action

IMO22:
I like u Bruce, but u don't always sound mature

He is a politician, which politician do you think sounds or act mature, take hint from Donald Trump..... or our own Oshiomole, and other senators, as far as I am concerned, Ben Bruce is much mature than most of them. I will vote him anytime he decides to run for president.

Laveda:
Really? Eyebrows? I don't believe that... Met guys who fancy that alot

Yeah, you are right, guys agree with anything you put on when all they want is to sleep with you, a serious guy who takes you seriously is always cautious of how his lady presents herself