₦airaland Forum

jacob05:
Really

lol, Olodo pikin, make you do come, make them start to drill you too

Kizeeto:
We're in Nigeria bro.

Remember the mega-pixel war?
So many still believe that higher mp count parallels high picture quality.

Or the Infinix better than Tecno saga.
Whereas the same company runs the two firms.

The problem?
Me thinks most Nigerians are rather ignorant.
#nooffence

what determines picture quality, i ve alwayp thought its the megapixel

this is Andela

69MissedCalls:
lets be real. the vow on the altar was "till death do us part" so the woman is free to remarry. but if u forced them then it is a sin

its not about the wife remarrying, it is asking the brother to take a second wife, his late brothers wife for that matter

Lakeshizu:
Mr software developer, what are you developing?

go to sleep please

Chocboyslim:
Pack well boy & stop braggn.. Real men dnt need much explanation b4 convincn a bae. All i see is a weak niggor tryn to get a fishy bitch on internet.

man, i ve not the slightest idea of what you are talking about, braggn!!?? Am just going to ignore you... I have work 2mao going to sleep, i think you should do the same

Chocboyslim:
Stop falln ur hands dog... lieyn is nt d best way to get a bae*

firstly am not a dog, and please point out the lie, the part where i want to start hitting the gym or where i said i used to play volleyball, why don't u mind your own business boy

Estharfabian:
Oh! Nice! ""

Never actually seen A volleyball game before tho..except on TV's... *Awkward*

its a great team sport, you will love it.. If you go around stadiums you should be able to spot a court

Estharfabian:
5hours per day?? "" GoodLuck with that!

Uhm...In otherwords...You're chubby huh?

nah, am not, am actually built, was a volleyballer, stopped cos i lost contact with my team, and yes 5 hours at weekends

Estharfabian:
Uhm...of course it would..."" it's more like Aerobics...Another means of exercise..I'm sure you'd love it!

PS...You don't gym? Are U even Human? how do U cope?

told u, gorilla,
i am a software developer, spend up to15 to 18 hours per day in front of a computer most days, have not been able to keep any good relationship for long, but now i need my life back, gonna be hitting the gym 5 hours per day, but i need someone that share the idea to keep morale high

Estharfabian:
I think I've found out already...

and whats your verdict on my intelligence quotient miss?

Estharfabian:
"" nice try play-boy!

hahaha, why you da call play boy na, i tell you say i da play... Meanwhile, on a more serious note, i have been thinking of hitting the gym, do u think tha karate would do me any gud

Estharfabian:
Gorillas with Charisma...charms....Brains...brains...Did I forget to mention brains?

well for me i can feel your charm already, so i guess it is mutual... For that brain part, hmmm, you will have to find out yourself

Estharfabian:
I'd kick your ass before u aim the trigger...""

GirlPower....

you can only over power me with boobs, true story, if you think am lying just try and flash a pair

Estharfabian:
Lmfao! "" So! you're that Uglee??

when we meet u will find out, shey na u like gorilas

Estharfabian:
LoL! "" I take karate Classes..been taking those classes since I was five..."" Does that click a little?

I wouldn't want someone I'd actually be able to kick his butt when I get mad...""

i have been taking shooting class since 5

Estharfabian:
LoL! "" did You look at the list properly? I mentioned a few other things too..

we will find a way around the others, true, no worry, my gorillaness ehn! No be 4 here, the other gorilas call me negroid gorila

faith551:
Now are this ladies actually kidding or are they being serious?
No body is talking money and looks, and that's one reason that's kept me single
Looks like am going to get ready for some good good loving.

bros am just chilling and looking at all these girls yarning dust, no money no fine boy, galz scamming since buhari

Estharfabian:
His Smile...
His Brains...of course! *this should actually come first*
His great sense of Humor...""
His playfulness...*I'm a dog* still Love hide and seek games!

his Wits.. *He has to be strong* Like really strong...


Ps...I really do not care about His looks.. i could date someone that looks like a GORILLA, It's all About chemistry...""

i look like a gorilla, but i love you

PunkyVeer:
1. Intelligence
2. Sense of humour
3. Great communicator but not run his mouth
4. Good looking with "manly" features
5. Hairy. No explanation. I just find it hot. It's like having a large Tarantula spider

tarantula??!!, i gat my eyes on you gal, my eyez on you

sonOfLucifer:
Yes, 6 months ago, Nigeria was a paradise. Good roads and infrastructure, steady power. Life was bliss.

eyahh! Trying to be sarcastic, doesnt work well in writing eh

fight corruption to a stand still and also make the economy stand still with lack of economic policies/growth, i wondeq what kind of strategy that is

Sappyman:
I can see that PDP is dying by the day. Once a popular Party has become a shadow of itself. The worst has not happened yet. Many may not believe what I have said unit Mettu will defect to APC.

your talk make no sense at all, when people defected to APC, it was victory for them, now opposite happening you still say something like that, c'mon man, call a spade a spade, it does not mean you like them if you tell the truth, it only means you are a better judge

redsun:
It is not just about you,there are millions of Nigerians that can't afford basic stoves,talkless of gas cooker. The forest are thinning out of trees for fire woods and we are not replanting.

It is something that could help alot of people if it works. It will also help save our trees.

yeah, its not just about me, but how economical is it to the poor, i doubt it is, what is the use of the expensive extension when there are other less expensive ways to achieve same thing, like nice neat holes placed strategicaly

nosiebaba:
Once you people see pictures u start commenting another thing. Later you will say flying car spotted in lagos. The man is using a fan to blow his charcoal stove and people are saying he deserves a national award na wa o. If you like the invention throw your gas stove away and switch to charcoal. He shud have even used a rechargeable battery. After 1 hour he will buy another battery

good point, the question should be why should i use this one over gas cooker? And if there is a good enough reason we can give him a national award

Ndukwe007:
The batteries powers a fan that supplies more oxygen to the coal. A battery can not heat up a coil

well i really dnt knw why i said that i probably was feeling sleepy.. But it is not impossible, if the the batteries are not tiger...and can produce up to 1kw at least to cook

Seun:
There's no way that those batteries can power any kind of stove to cook anything. Even trailer batteries can't do it. The title should have been more skeptical.

yeah you are somehow right, i was like whaaaat?!! When i saw the post, but what if the battery just power some heating coils, i mean that is the only logical explanation, talking about efficiency i doubt it can be that efficient, just thinking about the math it cant be efficient no matter the amplification of power, the post above this one has a good explanation

kazmanbanjoko:
http://www.nigerianbulletin.com/threads/5-highest-paid-jobs-in-nigeria.109029/

hehe, that will be great man, cause I am into 1, 3, and 5 just finished service shar, keeping my fingers crossed, lets see what the future really holds

pinceprinz:
Do niggas really care about these things?

yeah sure, it does not take anything from you, its just plain annoying that someone will want to act that way with you....

I have noticed several incidents where girls act as snobs, and only recently a girl started flirting with a guy she has always been a snob to, she started being nice to him and all, and I do not understand if it is foolishness or what, they think the men are dumb and won't notice.

I hear girls say "ah! me I don't want to suffer oh", and I shout at them saying "who the hell wants to suffer!".... most of them just want to sit around and expect one dangote son to come and take them out

my observation/confusion is short and simple:

I do not understand why most Nigerian women are snob, if they feel like they are better than a guy they snob them, not only with guys, also with girls...

I do not know if it is just me that has noticed this or if this is what trends among ladies


lalasticala show me love

remember007:

which kind face u da squeeze like that, abi na lie?

ajasbaba:
LOL,


WOMEN AND BIG DICK.

I REST MY CASE.

hahaha, men should also look for Christian sisters that have not collect before, abi?