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Romance › Re: One Million Children Get Together And Meditated For WORLD PEACE In Thailand by Ranchhoddas: 10:27pm On Feb 14, 2019

Eastern mystical systems. Always a delight.

Politics › Re: MC Oluomo Twitter Poll Between Buhari & Atiku- See Who's Leading by Ranchhoddas: 6:23pm On Feb 14, 2019

jumobi1:
Sai Buharians aren’t on the Internet. They’re on the streets in the North.
Plus liking is easier than retwitting.

You are a creative zombie.

Business › Re: Please Don't Buy Anything From Jumia Online. by Ranchhoddas: 3:55pm On Feb 14, 2019

Zombie?
E be like say BMC don pay.

Family › Re: Nigerian Feminists Are Bunch Of Retards by Ranchhoddas: 1:04pm On Feb 14, 2019

Stop looking for trouble.

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Politics › Re: Come Out And Vote, Even If You Are Not Voting Me - Atiku Abubakar by Ranchhoddas: 12:52pm On Feb 14, 2019

MANNABBQGRlLLS:
Atiku is a good man

Are you getting tired of zombie work?

Romance › Re: Most Distance Relationships Are Pure Scam. by Ranchhoddas: 11:11am On Feb 14, 2019

Preshy561:
Untop an animal that couldn't feed himself? Chai

Romance › Re: Most Distance Relationships Are Pure Scam. by Ranchhoddas: 10:36am On Feb 14, 2019

highqueen:
Make I no talk shaa. This is what happens when one thinks low of themselves. Make I see her open nonsense thread again.

Shut up!!! Bad belle!

Romance › Re: Most Distance Relationships Are Pure Scam. by Ranchhoddas: 10:32am On Feb 14, 2019

Ishilove:
Yes, fascination. I am sorrounded by atrocious grammar and murdered syntax on every side, which is why when I come upon sentences that follow the rules of English language, I am mesmerised. I almost swoon with joy.

*sob*

I know that feeling.

Romance › Re: Most Distance Relationships Are Pure Scam. by Ranchhoddas: 10:29am On Feb 14, 2019

Yigiyaga:
bros cool down. I am not ur worst problem. Poverty is......go snap at ur situation not me. Send me ur account number for beer bucks.

Make I send am on his behalf huh

Celebrities › Re: Kemi Olunloyo: I Cursed Rivers People With Death And They Are Dying by Ranchhoddas: 12:52am On Feb 14, 2019

post=75706110:
Mumu Kemi.

Which sane person will ever open their mouth to talk this way about death of other human beings if not a mentally unstable winch?!

Which sane person will devote his/her life to supporting Buhari?

Zombie.

Celebrities › Re: Monalisa Chinda Celebrates Her Daughter Tamar's 11th Birthday by Ranchhoddas: 8:43pm On Feb 13, 2019

KanwuliaExtra:
Nigerian pedofiles adjusting the belts of their trozizes!

Regina Daniels don too old!

Na you first talk am. Maybe you are a pedo too huh

Politics › Re: Obasanjo's Expired Milk And A Slave Dealer Called Bola Tinubu - Femi Fani Kayode by Ranchhoddas: 5:00pm On Feb 13, 2019

Problem is that Buhari doesn't read. This is a waste of time.

Politics › Re: Boyloaf, Tompolo, Other Ex-niger Delta Militants Set To Endorse Buhari by Ranchhoddas: 3:10pm On Feb 13, 2019

Ishilove:
They are all criminals as far as I am concerned

Don't be so sure. I know someone who is connected to one of them. Not everything is black and white.

Politics › Re: Boyloaf, Tompolo, Other Ex-niger Delta Militants Set To Endorse Buhari by Ranchhoddas: 2:39pm On Feb 13, 2019

Ishilove:
What kind of name is 'Boyloaf'?

Na nickname na. You no see "General Shoot-at-Sight" there?

Politics › Re: Deaths At APC Rivers Rally: Reno Omokri Blasts Buhari by Ranchhoddas: 11:42am On Feb 13, 2019

dguyindcorner:
They scammed over 600k jobseekers, killing 20 innocent Nigerians in the process

#IRememberPDP

So this is justification for their deaths?
You be fool!!!

Zombie work no be work ooo.
Kai

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Politics › Re: 'No Doubt We're Winning' — Sowore Says Saturday's Election Will Shock Nigerians. by Ranchhoddas: 10:52am On Feb 13, 2019

Delusional. He has already hedged his bets. "We will win if there is no rigging"
A variant of the "no true Scotsman fallacy"
Muttleylaff

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Romance › Re: This Notion By Most People About Nigerian Ladies Is False. by Ranchhoddas: 10:16pm On Feb 12, 2019

GreatResearcher:
But people like donreal18 say otherwise

Who the hell is he? Has he ever given birth to a child?
Even a hen that is scared of humans suddenly becomes brave and will start chasing you if you carry its chick.
Even if you see a woman who will agree, you can't possibly be sure because her feelings might change and she will tell you to carry your money go make she take her pikin.
If you resist, na that time you go know say wetin them be wan talk na "hell hath no fury like a mother scorned".

Go and watch The Handmaid's Tale

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Romance › Re: This Notion By Most People About Nigerian Ladies Is False. by Ranchhoddas: 10:02pm On Feb 12, 2019

GreatResearcher:
Bro I've seen cases where women dump their kids in gutters that's why am shocked hearing women both offline and online tellin me they cant forfeit their child to a man for any reason.

It's usually because they can't help it due to circumstances out of their control. No woman go give you her pikin if there's something she can do about it. You dey waste your time.

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Family › Re: How Do I Overcome My Phobia For Beans? by Ranchhoddas: 9:57pm On Feb 12, 2019

laraoge:
This is so trivial an issue to worry about... hatred for beans?? Of all the pressing family ish??.

Congrats OP �

Fear no catch you?

I think he's a troll though.

Romance › Re: Help a brother. Thanks by Ranchhoddas: 2:44pm On Feb 12, 2019

Criteria don dey change huh

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