₦airaland Forum

PRESENTATION:
The Visit, very interesting movie.

ubunja:
don't mistake being sensible with being predictable.
Why go to a butchery to ask for bread then call the butcher predictable for telling you he only sells meat?

AnanseK:
PDP trying all they can to create violence that will mess up the election. This is a bait to for APC youths to attack Atiku. They know they cannot win and Onnoghen is no longer in position to give them their money’s worth of “judgment”. They want to see Atiku attacked so that they can shout fire and brimstone to the whole world. I am advising APC youths to ignore them. Our aim is the next level and God willing we are getting there.

CAPSLOCKED:
OUR BLOGGERS LACK CONTENT, AND NEED TO FEED.
BY THE WAY THIS IS THE KIND OF STUFF NIGERIANS LIKE. POSTING TRASH LIKE THIS ON YOUR PROFILE PAGE BRINGS YOU SERIOUS PAGE VISITS AND A LOT OF FOLLOWERS.

POSTING ABOUT THE GALAXY AND RECENT SCIENTIFIC BREAKTHROUGHS WILL GET ONLY YOUR FRIENDS TO FOLLOW YOU.

NONSENSE SELLS IN NIGERIA. THAT'S WHY MOST PEOPLE HERE ARE SHALLOW AND UNDER-INFORMED.

funmisticqueen:
for me it is that chiefjosy and his 800 different monickers. I wont go so low as to expose chats like he did. Reply the PM of romanceland males at your peril

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eventsmallchops:

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post=75618420:
SAI BABA is for God, a man after God's heart.

In other news : LOVERS OF PRESIDENT MUHAMMADU BUHARI, this is solely for your eyes ONLY.
TAKE IT TO HEART Great men and women of our nation, especially throughout this week!!

Sunday, February 10, 2019
PRESS RELEASE BY APC PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN COUNCIL:
DESPERATE PLANS BY PDP TO LAUNCH A SERIES OF CAREFULLY CHOREOGRAPHED FAKE NEWS EVERY SINGLE DAY TILL VOTING DAY.
In a move reminiscent of how the PDP hired Cambridge Analytica in 2015 to scare voters from voting for President Muhammadu Buhari, we understand the PDP is at it again a few days to the actual voting day. This time, sources within the heart of the operations of the PDP and security sources have informed us of plans already concluded by the PDP and Alhaji Atiku Abubakar’s campaign team to roll out a series of fake news designed again to scare voters from voting for President Muhammadu Buhari. These fake news would consist of doctored videos and audio clips and fake news reports from fake news sites.
Two of such fake news in the series have already been released through their proxies and nameless individuals. The first is an audio clip of a supposed “nurse” of President Muhammadu Buhari telling voters that the President is sick and cannot govern for another four years. We understand that a Nigerian girl whose real name is Sandra and who used a fake British accent did the said recording somewhere in Maitama in a house belonging to a PDP chieftain. Security operatives are already on her trail.
The second fake news released is on the purported death of Leah Sharibu. This is a lie from the pit of hell as the Federal Government’s effort to set her free has reached an advanced stage.
The other fake news lined up for the next few days by the PDP and Atiku’s handlers would consist of similar doctored audios, videos and fake news with no link to credible news sites.
Our advice to the leadership of the PDP is that Nigeria must not burn because of their selfish ambition. Enough damage was done from these kinds of narratives they pushed out in 2015 from which we have not fully recovered till date.
The election will come and go and Nigeria will remain one united, indivisible entity. We are shocked that the panic mode of the PDP has gone into overdrive, prompting them to push out such reckless fake news.
We wish to advise the leadership of the PDP that in order to reduce this type of panic and desperation on their part in 2023 (that is, if they survive as a party), they must find something meaningful to do outside government patronage after they lose the 2019 election. This type of attitude is borne out of hanging around, idle and waiting endlessly for election cycles to try to get back to power to plunder our national resources. The bad news for them is that from feelers we are having on the ground, Nigerians are not yet prepared to forgive them for their 16 years of misrule, mismanagement and outright stealing of our national resources.
Nigerians should therefore be on the alert regarding these series of fake news in the next few days.
Thank you.
Festus Keyamo, SAN, FCIArb (UK)
Director, Strategic Communications,
APC Presidential Campaign Council
(Official Spokesperson)

MuttleyLaff:
About how far with the state of affairs in the country, 6 months after swearing in
Are you watching The People's Presidential Debate Live On TVC?
I pasted the link up above for you

MuttleyLaff:
and I will remind you 6 months after swear in, asking about how far now

MuttleyLaff:
https://www.nairaland.com/vertipics/knvnm1ouh54tlb42a87ix73pistsgpf9.jpg
https://www.nairaland.com/vertipics/oe10zi50uokas4orn7xq9wu4v0u2u8ud.jpg
I will rather waste my vote, than to, in a deliberate and/or intentional way vote for Atiku or PMB.

funmisticqueen:
better still one should not get involved at all.

funmisticqueen:
it was as a result of a dare o on a thread some months ago when he kept saying he would use player tactics on me. So he sent me a pm and I replied. On WhatsApp the first thing he did was insult my dp, calling me an old woman amongst many other things. I told him to put a picture which he did of his one room apartment littered with clothes on his bed. Trying to convince me that it is his office. He even had the nerve to Photoshop his acne laden face and I gave him a dose of his medicine. I sha let it slide and told him I am a student. No way i am going to give someone like him my full details he later went on to tell me about his ex whom he used to beat. He had a very repulsive personality and I decided not to take him seriously.

A week later he is telling me to come to ibadan to see him and I told him to send me the flight ticket as I cannot come and die on lagos ibadan express road for a stranger.

Later when he started this Canada business he told me to patronize him and send him money so I can migrate to Canada. I simply told him to first pay for half of my visa and would pay him back just to see his reaction. He thought I was a naïve girl he could scam money from. His game didn't work at all and I never considered him romantically.

He is just hurt that I called him a narcissist and wanted nothing further to do with him. All he does is insult people on naira land when he is just a ghetto boy in ibadan.

funmisticqueen:
I thank God I didn't trust you with my personal details. Trust naira land guys at your risk. Vivi was right. You lot are not dateable

fykes:
The concept of marriage is warped in our world today.
For most women.. Is a class act... Social status.. Or meal ticket. Not to talk of sex.
Two people meet, have sex, then it's like "let's do this always" and they are getting married by weekend.
The girl is thinking.. He lives in his house, he drives a Prado.
D guy is she's so pretty and sexy and nobody knows that all can be gone in a week.

Give any small boy 5million and d Next Week he is getting married bcoz he believes all he needs is the money to provide for a woman. Many marry outta fear of losing their lovers to other men.
Nobody cares about virtues... Nobody cares about values.. So after the glitz they are forced to bend down and learn.
Chances are men are stubborn, women are mostly malleable and they r d ones who care to learn..

post=75584335:
Noted.
But after leaving Rivers, he will be on his way to Cameroon, where he truly hails from according to Cownu!



Meanwhile, SAI BABA ALL THE WAY.
The man of the people........sane people that is!
Daddy, kill them with all the projects going on around the country jor!

funmisticqueen:
believe what you want. No point arguing over what happened a long time ago.
I have even forgotten some juicy parts of the gist.

By the way, you had a crush on me but never acted on it or made your intentions known. I dont think of u so highly anymore

MuttleyLaff:
https://www.instagram.com/p/Btp0cHXA314/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link
Area boys confront Presidential candidate, Omoyele Sowore demanding for money.
Watch that Instagram link, I weep for naija. SMH
Ẹ nu ẹ, lawa.

funmisticqueen:
Something similar happened to my Aunt when I was little. I cant remember the details but she married a Yoruba man, and she and her mother in law had an altercation in the kitchen concerning what her husband would eat. Things got heated and the MIL slapped her. Her husband came to the kitchen when he heard the slap and didn't reprimand his mother. My aunt held her cheek for a long time and went to back her baby, went to the kitchen, carried a raw egg then walked round the compound once. She then started saying some stuff in Benin for like 5 mins, threw the egg on a tree and went inside to sleep.

Next morning she packed out of the house, not too long afterwards her husband and mother In law started purging and both had to be hospitalized. They were discharged some days later but when they ate food made in the house the diarrhoea started again. Nobody told them to come and beg her. When they did she came home prayed for them, followed them home and cooked peppersoup for them. The diarrhoea stopped at once.

She and her Mil have respected themselves since then

Rubbiish:
I am very impressed and surprised at your sensible comments on this issue...I be think say u no get sense...or am i mistaking ur moniker for another one....

MuttleyLaff:
https://www.nairaland.com/4931212/sin-heart-gospel-deji-yesufu#74327193

MuttleyLaff:
If you, and the fairked up elites did your part in sensitising the electorates adequately in your own networks and sphere of influences, a vote for Sowore would count and not be as good as voting for PMB

Typical, Ranchhoddas lot, still in love with their "oppressors" and so the rest of Nigerians are sold down the river

okerekeikpo:
Me I can't wait to be a WWE superstar,,,, my entry music will be "Ekwueme! Ekwueme oo!!