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MuttleyLaff:
In adults consentin, both have expressively given permission, the roach in this regard, has not consented and hardly can give permission to be a party to the abuse and ridicule it was subjected to by this inadequate and delusional man

How do you know this?
Please answer? Do you speak cockroach?

I never counted how many, if I did, well, I am still counting how many I've killed in my going on life.

Why did you not ask for consent before killing them? Why do you think it is okay to kill them without consent but wrong to start a relationship with them without consent ?

Roaches just like fleas, mice etcetera are vermins and being pests that they are, get killed for same reason
If you professed you loved termites or frogs and are sexually attracted to either, then if you eat them after they died, you effectively have carried out "cannibalism" on them. This is a malignant morbid and terrible thing to do. Besides, for the fact that termites have more than four legs, they so, are advised against to eat

I don't understand you at all. Is it cannibalism when you eat chickens?

LordReed:
I don't give a hoot how many times it happened. When adults believe without proof that animals can talk then I will milk it with both hands and feet.

BTW pls educate me on the difference between serpent and snake.

I was about to ask that. Muttleylaff wants to drop another bomb.

LordReed:
Based on how you believe a cockroach can give consent and they believe a snake can convince someone to eat fruit, I say you and they are no different.

Why do you say a roach cannot give consent. Who even came up with this consent rubbish?
When you want to slaughter chickens for food do you ask for their consent? Why is that acceptable to you and not this?

Plus the times you defended pastors and conversion therapy, I am convinced you are an agnostic theist.

I can see you are eager to put me in a box.
I cannot deny the things my eyes have seen. I cannot see a a man drop his crutches in a church and start denying it because I want to sound smart. Could it be staged? Probably. But the logistics of doing that successfully would be so huge that it won't even be worth it. Plus the risk of getting caught. The next time Chris Oyaks is having a crusade in your state, try and attend. Go early and get a front row seat. What have you got to lose? See it as a fact finding mission.

Since you are eager to label me I'll say the word that comes closest to describing me is "freethinker".

MuttleyLaff:
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What it is that gets a pass, is, two easy going, ordinary consenting adults, minding their own businesses enjoying a life long caring, faithful, committed, truthful, honest, loving each other lasting that's life-long and loyal same-sex relationship, that has no detriment to another person, no betrayal of another person, or no cheating on another person, and not harmful to an object or neighbour.

Which part of this criteria does a relationship with an adult consenting cockroach fail to fulfill?

This guy has 99 problems, beastiality is among them, abuse of "corpse" is among them, "cannibalism" is among them, psychotic and/or delusional disorder is among them

How many cockroaches have you killed in your life. Is eating termites or frogs cannibalism?

LordReed:
The way you defend religion you must be the person.

Consent was given by who?

How have I defended religion here?

The roach was in on it according to the man. How do you know he's not saying the truth?

LordReed:
Oh you remember that part but completely forgot the consent part right?

Consent was given

BTW if you find this ridiculous I wonder why you have love for talking donkeys and snakes.

You have me confused for someone else.

MuttleyLaff:
Yuma admitted to often fantasising about bedding Lisa – either with himself insect-sized or with her human-sized. Ranchhoddas, dont you know, that tantamountly, is beastiality ni?
You must be a very funny person Ranchhoddas, if you insist that cockroaches can give consent.
You are wrong no one is being hurt here my dear friend. He cannibalised the poor dead roach for crying out loud.

He said that no human girl was as “hot” as Lisa and that they were “100 per cent serious” about each other. The guy has 99 problems

It's your word against his. The cockroach is not complaining. No one is harmed. I'm sure you would have immediately killed that cockroach if you saw it on your bed.
So that cockroach is getting the best human treatment possible. I'm sure other cockroaches would be envious.
How come the guy has 99 problems and homosexuals get a pass.
Double standard.
About cannibalizing, Nigerians eat termites. I have seen a person catch it and throw it in his mouth. Do you know if was part of their love pact?

You don't speak cockroach. He does.

LordReed:
Just like people who believe in talking donkeys and snakes that tell people to eat delicious looking fruit, ain't it? LMFAO!

Who is being hurt in this relationship? No be your line of argument be that?

Abi you wan claim cockroach rights activist now?

MuttleyLaff:
No consent given by the cockroach Ranchhoddas

Third paragraph.
He was able to communicate with his lover. Because you don't speak cockroach doesn't mean others can't.
How do you know there was no consent?
No one is being hurt.

This is what people like Muttleylaff support in the name of liberalness.

NPcomplete

LordReed

At least this one is not hurting anybody na . Where do draw the line on unnatural behavior gentlemen? It's a slippery slope guys. No end in sight.

AmConfused:
you just told me what I needed to hear.
Lil problem is that this guy is good! like really really good. he's nice, caring, hardly ever quarrels, quick to apologize and always fight to keep me in his life.
many times I've tried to let go but he go through great lengths to get me back.

please tell me, what kinda approach should I use to break up with someone like this? it's hard u know, especially as he has done nothing to offend me

Nice guys finish last.

God help your nice sons.

UyaiIncomparabl:
Every frigging day! The friction is just too much. We have tooooo much issues I can't deal. He's too argumentative, defensive and thinks he's better than you in all ramifications, never agrees to your opinion, Infact he knows too much. I'm like that too, and that causes too much friction. I don't want two perfectionists as partners. I'm seriously pressed. We have too many differences than similarities, and that's not too good.

But then, I think he's the most sincerest, blunt, truthful and faithful person I've ever known and will ever know in my entire life. I don't think I'll ever meet someone as sincere and true to me as he is. I think he's the best, truth be told. He's literally my best friend and supporter, but I think he deserves better, maybe not better as you may think, but someone better to accept his perfectionism and flaws too, likewise me.

I don't know what to do.

Na mumu you want. Go buy dog.

Please don't respond.

Suchy22:
Please y'all have got to help me. I'm 21 and still a virgin and it's crazy annoying. I've tried to lose it countless times but whenever I feel my boo's stuff close to it I get really scared; like how on Earth is something that big going to enter something so tiny. He always feels frustrated whenever I withdraw and I know he's tired already but he's just trying to endure because of the love he has for me.
We even got lube but I'm still scared - it's THAT bad!
I love him so much and I don't wanna lose him but I think I'm pushing him to the wall already.
Please, ladies, how did you lose yours? And guys ,how did you do it?

This world don baje finish.

What is annoying about it biko?

lexy2014:
That's y d heading says d plane is a model

Of what use is it? Toy? Is the world lacking plane models?

I'm not one to put down a man's passion but this does not look useful in any way.

Reference:
Because helicopters are much, much, more complicated than fixed wing aircraft of similar weight. They have many more moving parts and a lot more electronic controls and sensors and as such cannot be mass produced like other light aircraft. The total number produced, just 900 says a lot.

Maintenance for similar reasons is equally much more expensive, and they are notoriously vulnerable to damage from foreign bodies due to the typically low altitude, rough terrain they operate. Their rotor wash churns up everything from sand to grass to pebbles on take off and landing and this impacts heavily on the engines which are built more sturdily than typical fixed wing aircraft engines making them very expensive to build and maintain.

For me personally helicopter technology is seriously lagging and its time is fast ending. I prefer tilt rotor technology or better still VTOL systems. The vulnerability of the exposed rotors and particularly the much maligned tail rotor makes it a very dangerous machine to fly in consistently. And in Nigeria where corner cutting is second nature....

Even at that, $12 million is still outrageous. I did a Google search and the most popular helicopter the Robinson R44 is sold for $350k.

Modified: It's a military-grade chopper so that explains the price.

12 million dollars. That's really hard to believe. Why is it that expensive?

You are going through a phase. You'll pass. Hopefully.

post=75483898:
What is Cardiff saying in all these?!
AGREEMENT is AGREEMENT?!

Shut up and face your zombie work.

post=75482647:
Naso.com

Zombie work no easy ooo...

MrStealYourGirl:
I'm entering after ASUU strike, with direct entry

Okay. Understood.

MrStealYourGirl:
What/who is Eni-Njoku. Nd i cannot come and kill myself.

You dey UNN and you no know Eni-Njoku?

Na which UNN you dey?

Valerie47:
Old woman go and marry, you wan do valentine.

Ahhhh...

This is below the belt na...

989900:
Dear Mr. Odenson, frustration setting in, so you start tap-dancing, even contradicting your own self. SMH.

Quite understandable, but where do they get confused fellas like you guys from?

Oh God I'm conversing with a ret.ard.

989900:
[s]Mr. Odenson, juxtapose the above with your first senile assertion.

Bottom line and meat of my drift is, you don't have to be literate to write a book, and most people don't actually personally write their own books.

You quoted Mao, even though it is widely thought he used ghost writers.
President GEJ used ghost writers as well, even though he is a PhD holder, and there is absolutely nothing wrong in that.

Google is a free research tool, and of course 6 year olds can use it . . . you should try it too sometime.
How old are you again?

I wonder where they get dolts like you folks![/s]

Oponu ni e....
Books like Ken Hall's already exist for Buhari. See Muhammadu Buhari: The challenges of leadership in Nigeria, "The PTF years" and some others are some books Buhari could lay claim to their authorship according to you.

How come he's still saying he does not want to write a book?
You are thoughtless. What a ghostwriter does for the umpteenth time is to put the author's thought on paper. Buhari get ideas. Keep foolishly comparing it to someone whose illiteracy was the driving force behind his own book.

You did not even read the link.

You be mumu I swear.

Oya run to Google again.
Google scholar.

Arindin!

Better go and jack.
How is Eni-Njoku by the way?

989900:
Ode ni boboi sha!

Your barking like a rabid dog can't change the fact that folks like you have limited reasoning ability.

Ken Hall, an author from Hervey Bay, Queensland, has just completed his 9th book!
Ken Hall is an illiterate, he can neither read nor write!
He lost a part of his brain to injury/surgery.

Kai...

This guy met a writer who helped him pen down his MEMOIRS --Events from his life as result of his peculiar circumstances. Is that what you expect from a world leader?

Have you read any book by a world leader? Mao's little red book, "The Audacity of Hope", " From Third World to First World", any one?
Ideals, policies, and a person's ideas on how nations should develop are usually the hallmarks of such books.
Even GEJ's "My Transition Hours" would show you that Buhari cannot write anything useful whether ghostwritten or not.

You just ran to Google and brought up the first thing that popped up on your screen.

A very unique case at that.

Didirin


https://mobile.abc.net.au/news/2016-05-20/illiterate-author-ken-hall-finishes-9th-book/7430966

jakandeola:
lalas247 meet her bobo here skarlett meet her guy here vizkiz and rosieluv meet here bibijay123 and crazygod meet here.sexybbstar met her guy here.

For real?

I spend a great deal of time on this Nairaland. Maybe I should consider casting my net online.

CreamyBanana:
i no dey lick ass. no dey mistake me for your papa. i just no like bullies like you. i no fit tolerate cowards like you wey go dey gang up on top one girl like sey she thief your husband.

Hilarious

I just dey wonder why this thread dey grow. I no know say kasala don burst everywhere.