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I dreamt that I had nails under my feet (not sure how they got there) and I was calling for people to help me remove it but they did not. By myself, I gently removed the nails and I woke up.

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Proevan

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Guiddoti

A lot of these preachers do not believe what they preach.

MrPresident1:
Be sober, watchful and awake.

The kingdom of God ruled by His Christ will be fully established before 12noon 20th January 2017

Nigerian, American or Australian time?

Lol

otemanuduno:
copyright protected

Is that a real song or did you compose it yourself?

Na so I see am o.

Lennycool:
Damn. You're on a whole other level

Donald Trump.

MrPresident1:
20th January 2017

Anas09:
Pls don't make me start ignoring you, pls. This is becoming crazy.

You know he's crazy. Tell him already!

Lobatan!

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O ti ya were.

MrPresident1:
There will be PLENTY of SEX in heaven. PLENTY OF SEX. And we will be doing naming every hour of the day . I will answer you comprehensively later.

THERE WILL BE PLENTY OF SEX IN HEAVEN

repogirl:
Hehehehe ....This is interesting.

Premiumtimes get ready, DSS go soon visit una editor house for midnight. Just watch.

Shebi because the Nigerian Army/DSS have a ditator on their side as President, they have become bullies. Make dem weldone. We dey watch how una go handle this one.

I don't see any bullying here. The army threatened legal action, is anything wrong in that?

urheme:
i did not believe in any deity....so i did not know

but in my astral travels i fought for Good....i never morally defiled my self.......i remembered sometime last year ...i found my self on an errand to a particular place where the people there are very diabolical. there was something the cartel hold on to in a net like cover that gives them the power to do evil....there is so much human sacrifice in this place.....

i flew into this place as an eagle and palmed their power and took of with it......i have also found my self in similar errands... even then i was not a believer

strange tho...but now i understand.

the one who God want to use.....no one can hurt even when he is still a drunk.

Na wa o

Anas09:
Am.suprised that i can't see you asking these Eastern Philosophers to proof anything to you.
Where are your friends nah

Or is it just Yahweh that you guys actually have issues with? I see you tilting towards agreeing with them, although still your very subtile self.

I have issues with no one. I treat everything with the same degree of skepticism. If anything, I am inclined towards the Christian idea of God.

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Shey you no follow for my friends ni?

urheme:

yes we do

Were all the 'visions' you had as an atheist Satan-inspired?

Lennycool:
Did you read on christian atheism?

Yes I did. It's not remotely close to what I believe.

Hehehe

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Na self-diagnosis.

Lennycool:
So that's what you have. Intriguing

Even as someone who has ''religious Multiple Personality Disorder'' (rMPD), I have always been stumped by that number one. I have tried to rationalize it in so many ways but I always come up short. As a big fan of the Nazarene, I'll be happy if someone can come up with an explanation for it no matter how ridiculous it may sound.

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How is the death of Jesus Christ a sacrifice if he rose up in less than 72hours. What exactly did He sacrifice, especially as He already knew what was going to happen?

He made no attempt to defend his 'belief'. You are the only dumb person here.

Florblu:
You even lack a good sense of defending your belief.You sound dumb to me #No offence #

MrMontella:
You know me....by virtue of occam's razor...The latter is my choice

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on the contrary....My mum once mentioned this sort of experience when her father died..that he bade her farewell before he died....and that she does usually have this thingy dragging feeling and sees ''visions'' before something bad happens..but she doesnt know what it is until it happens..(na so she take they talk am)....

On a personal level...never happened and will never happen ...My brain is structured in a way that rejects anything likened to Bs...

I can only say i've had instances of ''deja vu'' but i see it to be ''lapses'' in the process of memory storage in the brain..

Life is easier this way. No need to complicate things.

MrMontella:
my brother nawaoo...a big ''wa''

A very big fat 'wa'.

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What are your thoughts? Is there anything to what they are saying or is it one mighty hallucination?

Wilgrea7:


you may never know

Know what? I don't deserve to be a Nigerian.

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It was naught but a cosmic accident!

Is this the intellectual devolution of the once-esteemed DoctorAlien?

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Show me your friends...

Huh.

Muafrika2:
It makes better sense than the round earth. It's also presumptuous for our generation to suddenly change something that more intelligent humans of the past knew as a fact.

KingEbukasBlog:
Why do you think the heliocentric model of the universe was quickly accepted ? And why do you think that NASA and their ilks want people to believe that the earth is spherical

Is this a joke?

KingEbukasBlog:


For the flat earthners , the live feed from the International Space Station is a big hoax .

There is doubt. There is reasonable doubt. Theirs do not fall under the latter.

bennyann:
Thank you my friend

I returned, and saw under the sun, that the race is not to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, neither yet bread to the wise, nor yet riches to men of understanding, nor yet favour to men of skill; but time and chance happeneth to them all. Ecclesiastes 9:11

Right. It's my favourite Bible verse.

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Life has taught me that it's very true.

Like the Jesuit oath abi?

DoctorAlien:
Just leave me out of your madness okay? I have better things to discuss with intellectually sound people.

Immorttal:
we are God, we are the creators of this universe(i dnt rily knw) we planned our coming and what we experience here. I know who i am even before coming here.

Impossible!

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There is no way I could have elected to come to Nigeria.

MuttleyLaff:
The supplement post went over the head, that's the reason for this self-indulgent twaddle
Mind you, they are very nice hypotheticals, testing to see whether one can agree that prayer requests do not work on Nairaland and/or with the god of Nairaland

MPE.
People, most of times, are praying amiss for/with promises God did not make

Stick to the response to Seun's quote about whether to agree that prayer does not work and that God evidently doesn't answer prayers

Your failing to acknowledge God or your inability to accept the supremacy of God doesnt affect the fact He is God of ALL.

Change 'God' to 'Allah' and see whether your comment still makes sense.

Lennycool:
You're in an entirely different zone.
What's your belief on God, I'd like to know.

God simply is the conscious, self-existing, eternal(?), immutable(?) entity responsible for the Universe.

Lennycool:
My man here you are again
Calling them out

I really need to understand your belief system.
And don't bother wasting your time on that one, he's not even trying to make sense.

Lol...I do not think there's any word that totally encapsulates the things that run amok in my mind. The word 'freethinker' comes close though since I reject popular opinions and try to form mine.

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But for some reason I am yet to fully fathom, I believe in the 'supernatural', I also believe that Christians are able to activate this 'supernatural' element by invoking the name of Jesus, hence the miracles that we see.

MuttleyLaff:
This is like saying, do you agree that requests do not work on Nairaland and/or with the god of Nairaland

Requests example can be like:
#1 I want the god of Nairaland to directly and personally by ''itself'', change my Nairaland ID password for me
#2 I want the god of Nairaland to let me recklessly post in the Islam forum uncontrolled
#3 I want the god of Nairaland to overrule or revoke the posting ban imposed on me by the Anti Spam bot
#4 I want the god of Nairaland to unhide all my posts auto-hidden by the frisky Antispam bot
#5 I am unregistered on Nairaland but I now want to start posting on threads
#6 I want a pink Nairaland page layout

If wishes were horses...
Simply praying for something is not sufficient to make it happen, especially when there is something amiss in and about the prayer request

It's a no brainer, if you too, would accept the observation that the god of Nairaland greater than the mere Nairaland frequent visitor,
even if this god exists, evidently doesn't answer ALL requests?

Terrible analogies.

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The 'god of Nairaland' did not make any of these promises. He does not have messengers going about saying that he can or will do those things. Your God on the other hand...

bennyann:
You don't go to church because of a pastor?

See your mouth. God help us.

AMEN

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Lovely signature you have there by the way.

bennyann:
must you have those before you go to church? Offerings are not compulsory you know?

The pastor will be very angry. I don't want to incur his wrath.