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IamPlato:
ifa slap you. Did I Create This Thread For Political Campaign?

This is a coup d' etat.

MuttleyLaff:
These are all the excuses they keep giving. Even if I provide you the various YouTube video links of him talking about how he will pay the money, where the money is coming from etcetera, I doubt you'll be moved by them. Who has bewitched us in Naija?

Tell me. No need to show me.
I have a feeling you don't know much about our political and economic landscape. It's easier to join the bandwagon.
All our money (90%) comes from oil. Falling prices means we are already borrowing to service our budget. How is he going to get the money to multiply recurrent (read: useless) expenditure by about 500%?
Is he going to get it from thin air?
If Sowore knew such a trick, he'd be a billionaire already.

MuttleyLaff:
You should know better, but you have camped tent with elitists and the corruptible biased media outlets who are indifferent and willing to sell the country and its citizenry down the river. Instead you, us and all, to galvanise and sensitise the electorates not to chose between the devil and the deep blue sea but to shine their eyes and grab their destiny with their two hands, change the bath water for fresh and new one

Jerry Rawlings is right Afterall, when he told Sowore, that Nigerians are in love with their opressors.
cc: VBCampaign

Jerry Rawlings does not know squat about the complexities of the Nigerian state. You should know better.

IamPlato:
Both Of You Stop This Now

Sharap there!

MuttleyLaff:
You should know better, but you have camped tent with elitists and the corruptible biased media outlets who are indifferent and willing to sell the country and its citizenry down the river. Instead you and us all, to galvanise and sensitise the electorates not to chose between the devil and the deep blue sea but to shine their eyes and grab their destiny with their two hands, change the bath water for fresh and new one

SMH.
How would he pay the money?
You no gree answer.
How many northern votes can he get. Am I going to galvanize northerners too? Baba wake up.
I've not camped with anyone. God forbid.
I've camped tent with REALITY. That's hard for you to accept apparently.
Idealism is good in theory. It's not practicable. Sorry.

MuttleyLaff:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQ7Oba3slF4
Wahala dey. Between the devil and the deep blue sea. I dey laugh

They are the only REALISTIC options.

Allegedly the biggest and fastest growing economy in the sub-Saharan Africa, if not the whole of the continent, cant afford minimum living wage of 100K, whereas lesser African countries are. SMH. What a shame.

Pray tell, where would he get the money to multiply a very large chunk of our recurrent expenditure by five? Unproductive civil servants money na im you want increase. Na wa.
We already have to borrow to service our budget.

Do you know what SPICER-HEAT is?
You are talking about Fela Durotoye but have you watched any TV interviews of or looked and heard of Action Congress (AAC) and/or Sowore manifesto yet?

I have seen enough to know he's a populist and nothing more.

You will be wicked and in a worse situation, if you allow the choice of the devil and the deep blue sea to win the election come February 16th 2019. Do you have a PVC at all, if you're reading my comment?
cc: VBCampaign

This is the only choice you have. Nigerians vote along ethnic lines. How many northern votes can he get? Wake up and smell the tea.

post=74843080:
The Merciless Messi, how strange it is nobody remember that particular goal.

Gonna look for it.....

I remember it. Zombies cannot remember anything.
That's why they are zombies.

linearity:
Bros, I beg make you no vess....just as you said, it could just be possible....you can go ahead and try it....while you are on it, start with these first set of randomly generated possible recharge card PIN codes:

PIN 1 -> 1 1 0 8 0 2 0 2 3 5 4 7 6 3 6 3
PIN 2 -> 3 7 5 2 1 7 3 6 9 8 8 8 4 2 1 9
PIN 3 -> 2 8 4 8 2 0 1 3 2 2 1 6 6 6 7 4
PIN 4 -> 8 6 7 1 4 2 8 3 3 2 9 4 9 7 0 4
PIN 5 -> 7 0 4 5 5 8 2 0 5 6 7 7 9 2 0 5
PIN 6 -> 4 5 2 9 2 3 7 8 0 0 4 8 1 5 3 3
PIN 7 -> 0 5 8 9 1 8 8 6 7 4 7 6 9 2 7 2
PIN 8 -> 5 7 1 4 3 3 0 6 6 4 3 1 4 5 2 8
PIN 9 -> 6 5 8 0 5 2 7 8 4 5 8 4 2 5 5 0
PIN 10 -> 9 0 5 2 6 4 3 4 5 2 8 8 4 7 5 3



Good luck!

Simply probability you no sabi.
Go ahead.
Wallow in your ignorance.

lincsnuel:
You know you're not far frm the truth...

There were some assumptions I made which do not apply to recharge cards. I considered a single recharge card... Not putting into consideration that they are printed in batches which could be in millions or more, thereby altering the probability stuff I did.

Thanks anyways...

Exactly. It is even possible to get it on the first attempt.

linearity:
Stop dreaming, go look for a real job as it appear that you have a lot of free time to spare.

You wouldn’t try up to 10 random PINs on your way to 1 quadrillion aka 1,000,000,000,000,000 before they blacklist and block your number.

It is an exercise in futility, if you go get a new SIM card and permisisted, they will just trace you using your phone IMEI number and send the Police your way to arrests you for fraud and attempting to hack into their network.

If dat side open, you think say people for neva use am blow? No bi to just just print random recharge card numbers and sell them in bulk for bi the format?

I'm sure you think you've said something intelligent.
You are a dumbass and you are not worth my time.

Earthbound:
Sharap! Can't you see the man, like Emoney, is clearly in the shipping business?

I hope you are joking.
If not you be mumu.

lincsnuel:
It's permutation and combination bro.

For you to correctly guess a single airtime digits... You will try 10 possible combinations from 0-9.

Now let's say the recharge pin is a 15 digit, then it will take a total of 10^15 combinations for you to get the correct airtime pin.

Technically, this implies that the probability of you guessing a digit correctly is 10/10^15 which is very infinitesimal (very close to zero). So in conclusion, it's literally impossible to correctly guess a recharge pin! Unless ofcourse you're God.

It's not impossible. The odds are just low.
If you persist you'll get it eventually. This is why you are barred after three attempts.

Highly unnecessary.
Almost like there's a sadness she's trying to mask with these displays. I hope not though.

Fake news!!!

MuttleyLaff:
Now that you are given proof of him saying he will turn the country into a building site, you changed your tune to talk is cheap. Abi?.
Wrong. 100K for federal workers it is. You'll be surprised he and the wealth of experience experts he has in his team does

What else is new?
He's going the way of all campaigners. Atiku is promising jobs, Buhari is promising next level.
Na today?
That he is saying 100k minimum wage tells me he has no idea how nations develop. Apparently you also do not. This is just populism. 100k minimum wage is very unrealistic in a country that is as unproductive as ours. He might as well promise to send a Nigerian to Mars in the next four years.

We can shape our destiny, by not chosing between the devil and the deep blue sea for another 4 years of misery, sufferings, disappointments, hardship, poverty, homelessness, epileptic power supply, exorbitant PAYG electric charges, death trap roads, pathetic health care facilities, falling and failing education standards, mass unemployment, insecurity etcetera

With the situation of things none of these things can be achieved in four years regardless of who is in power.
You should know better than falling for this kind of talk.
In my view, only Fela Durotoye has shown that he actually has an idea of how to develop Nigeria.

Have a flutter, means to place or play a bet. So how often do you place bets, when was the last time and the one before the last time?
You dont advise people to play bets with money they cant miss or cant afford to lose
cc: VBCampaign

As often as I can manage.
Last week.
Two weeks ago.

I am advocate of taking the plunge. Life is a risk.

MuttleyLaff:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2-B9m3J2kM
Yes he did and on several occasions repeated it.
Watch the above YouTube video from 8:40 straight through and past 12:30 mark for an instance of him repeating it

Talk is cheap. I've also heard him promise 55k minimum wage. Ridiculous. He like most people does not understand how nations develop.

Youths can make him the winner of 2019 election because more than 60% of Nigeria's population are aged below 25. With political fortitude and if no compromise, he will win but then, if people prefer another 4 years between the devil and the deep blue sea, well, what I can say than as you lay your bed ....

He won't. Surely you know this by now.

Though I doubt you're a betting person, but I'll ask, when was the last time you had a flutter

I do not understand your use of the word "flutter" in this sentence.

MuttleyLaff:
If all you guys lamenting all over the site that there is no money know what is best for youse and the country, you'll garner support for African Action Congress (AAC) and Sowore to be President, who is ready to turn the country into a construction site. You know the implication of this right? Money go Behind, go blow yafunyafun be dat.

Why do think Sowore is ready to turn Nigeria into a construction site? He told you so.
Be realistic. Sowore would not win, so a vote for him is as good as voting for Buhari.

You are savage to recommend him to participate in something he is more likely to lose than win.

This is wrong. He is likelier to win. At worst it's a coin flip.

It doesnt matter how sweet the odds are or how much its says he'll win, fortune only favours the brave doing calculated risk, and besides, you only place odds on money you wouldn't miss or mind losing

This is a calculated risk.

IamPlato:
I De Find 5k and You Want Me To Use 5k to Bet... Bros You Wicked Sha

Fortune favours the brave.

I'll take that over this begi begi that you are doing all over the place.

Use 5k try 2 odds.

Michellekabod1:
That's the most disgraceful teaching that a Christian could bleat out. Almost threw up reading you both chat. Why can't the Bible be accepted fully(all the leaves of the holy book)? Why must scriptures be intepreted to suit one's subjective opinions?

I've been wondering same.
Muttleylaff over to you.

Cultivate an attitude of gratitude.

There is always something you have that someone is praying for; your health, your phone, even the food you ate this evening.
When you focus on these things it is easier to press on.

Also do whatever it is you can do to achieve your aims no matter how little it is. Take a step (I wish I could elaborate on this last point).

PastorAIO:
Incest can result in deformed babies na.
Nobody wants that.

I know this. My problem with that guy is that he wants to allow for gay relationships with doing same for incestuous ones and he uses the Bible as his anchor.

consultancy:
Hubris will never allow a Nigerian Girl do this, even the poor ones. Nigerian Girls are Local Champions chaiii! E PAIN THEM

They are Nigerians na.
Which other country dey use "shoot shot"?

MuttleyLaff:
You dont have to. Was only saying it got me cracked earlier this morning when reading your comment on the dry fasting thread

I got you

On the contrary, it actually is you getting and being desperate, then go marry your own, not be coveting what is someone's else. I have already told you that besides God stopping the practice, science has backed up the reason why it is advisable to indulge in incentous relationships, but you winged it with how about if they arent going to breed? You desperate there with that angle, but you are cornered. There is no way the son will have his father's blessing to marry his mother. "Agbedo" loosely translated means "it just wont happen, it isnt going to happen"

Does covet now have another meaning?
The scientific reason is only valid if they intend to breed. Can gay couples breed?
Many gay couples also do not have their father's blessing so what's the difference.
You have given your criteria i.e. Consenting adults, loving, non-harmful to another person etc. The point is that an incestuous relationship can meet your criteria. Why are you frowning at it?

You see God always has a foresight and He knew same sex relationships will eventually happen, so He by design, gave both male and female their individual G-spots. Bro, there is nothing tufiakwa there jor. If there is, then spell out what the tufiakwa is really. What exactly is the tufiakwa. Say it now, arent you a man?!

The tufiakwa is the same tufiakwa you see in incestuous relationships.

How people can believe this is real is beyond me.

MuttleyLaff:
You this man sef. I am loving your questions.
When are you going to paste that your Jide Kosoko meme.
The last you pasted on that talk about dry fasting thread, got be doubling up and laughing like a hyena two o'clock in the morning

I see. I will remember to use them copiously.

Well, the son is betraying his dead father and tarnishing the good memory of him, these are detriments

You are sounding desperate. What if he was a bad father, philandering, uncaring, a drunkard and a wife-beater?

Now its you, who is now being disgusting, that is "ayama" some will even call it "idọti", haba, son poking his mom?

As e take dey be you na so that man vs man own dey be me.
Tufiakwa!

MuttleyLaff:
Are you honestly asking me this? Or you are messing about feigning ignorance?

Yeah, you've noticed I love to reel out: "two easy going, ordinary consenting adults, minding their own businesses enjoying a caring, faithful, committed, truthful, honest, loving, lasting that's life-long and loyal same-sex relationship, that has no detriment to another person, no betrayal of another person, or no cheating on another person, and not harmful to an object or neighbour"

OK, notice "... no detriment to another person, no betrayal of another person, or no cheating on another person and not harmful to an object or neighbour" in the ending part of my remark. Of course, you know why incentous relationship was stopped by God, but if not, at least you know why science enlightens us of the harmful and unpleasant affect effect of it.

That son probably is a detriment to his father, betrayed his father and likely cheating on another person. SMH what a serial offender.

What if the father is dead? What if the incestuous couple do not plan to breed?
Who are they harming then

MuttleyLaff:
I will explain. Starvation, female genital mutilation (FGM), injustice, oppression, victimisation, homophobia, male farking his mother, sister, brother or vice versa oppression, poverty, marginalisation etcetera is disgusting than x-raying the privacy and lifestyles of two caring, faithful, committed, truthful, honest, loving, lasting that's life-long and loyal same-sex relationship, that has no detriment to another person, no betrayal of another person, or no cheating on another person, and not harmful to an object or neighbour.

Hmm...
What is wrong with an incestuous relationship if it fulfils those criteria that you son love to reel out?

MuttleyLaff:
Explain yourself, how do you mean disgusting, what exactly "patoo" is disgusting?

Disgusting is not an ambiguous word. What is there to explain?
Two men going at each other is disgusting.
I hate typing that. Don't make me do it again.

MuttleyLaff:
Ehn ehn... you're getting me now
"Do to others as you'd have them do you" is all about doing not what is evil, doing not what is wicked. It is about doing good, it is about empathy and/or compassion. The giving or showing of, has no barrier, no predijuce, no discrimination, no hatery, no etcetera

So if someone is doing something disgusting I should just fold my hands and do nothing.