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sukkot:
i dont need to because something will happen before the 22nd. you can bet on it

are you afraid?just make the promise.

sukkot:
do more listening and less talking. thats why you got 2 ears and 1 mouth #just-sayin

i dare you to promise nairaland that you'll seek psychiatric help if nothing happens on 22nd.

sukkot:
http://au.ibtimes.com/articles/572838/20141115/russia-nuclear-weapons-war-vladimir-putin.org#.VGmoLjSsWSo

do you have comprehension issues?How does an article analysing the nuclear capabilities of various countries prove that WW3 is imminent?#stopsmoking

Obadiah aka sukkot,the 22nd is around the corner.No hint of a war.

englishmart:
Lol! What are you saying? How come I got up to 5 lucrative job offers even before I graduated?

bros you can lie o

sexyseun:
cheiii, My senior for Sec Schl way back, she been thin pass broom before oo!!




Oh God, when me sef go get BIG UKWU sef na..................... i don try everything possible apart from surgery

Those useless guys even told me to always take Dogggy as my favorite seex position but all na still dry asss

how many times did you take the doggyy?

gatiano:
GOD is the originator, the creator , the most high, the best planner and the supreme etc, when He says be, nothing in this universe or any other universe can oppose. well brother, which GOD are you talking about? the God the whiteman introduced you too? that god is the devil, he answers only when you are filty along with him, and he never can like you, that devil can never love or like you because you are not of the condemned. the whiteman hates Jesus (the real Jesus) who was the prophet of GOD 2000 years ago, the whiteman likes the imagery Jesus he created for himself to enslave whoever believes in that picture of blue eyed Jesus and Mary. when you pray to that imagery white jesus and mary, you are directly praying to the devil. when you pray to the real Jesus of 2000 years ago, he cannot answer you because he is nothing but a prophet (may the peace of GOD be with him), and he cannot answer because he is dead. Who do you pray to? You pray to GOD, the creator of the heavens and the earth. praise and pray to GOD alone! why will GOD answer your prayers? He will definitely answer your prayers as long as you are sensible in what you are asking for, GOD is not a magician, neither is he a miracle performer.

The knowledge of who you are (knowledge of self), the knowledge of the devil, and the knowledge of GOD, goes a long way, sorry goes all the way in giving you rest of mind, peace of mind, happiness, life, fearlessness, and strength. once you know this three things, then you can tap into the knowledge of GOD and create things for yourself. NOTE: never be ridiculous in what you ask for.

who are you? they call you an african, you are not. the name "african" was derived from one of the many tribes in north africa that was defeated by the romans, then that general was called africanus etc. who are you? you are an asiatic black man, original, aboringinal, the maker, the owner and cream of the planet earth. The GOD of the universe.
you think i'm crazy, but that is the truth. if you are black, then you are a direct descendant of The Originator "GOD", just because we fell doesn't make us any less than that, but we just lost the knowledge of self and fell, nevertheless we are still GODs we the closed eyes and blocked ears.

Who is GOD? GOD is a Man just like me and you, but HE is supreme compare to any of us, He is supreme in knowledge, understanding and wisdom of the very last minute atom in this universe, if not He won't have told us that there are 200,000,000 atoms in 1 1/100 square inch. he told us the measurement of the whole planets of the universe as back as 1930s, white scientists had no clues of nothing then, it was GOD's information they copied. GOD has been around ever, he is now, so is the Jesus that all men is waiting for, but not that Jesus of 2000 years ago.

Who is the devil? the devil is the grafted man, skunk of the planet earth, the coloured man, (black is not coloured, never in your be deceived again) the coloured man is the whiteman (caucasian). he was grafted from the blackman in the laboratory by a black scientist 6000 years ago, to rule for 6 days. 1000 years to us is 1 day to GOD, so they were to rule for 6000 years, it ended 1914. these are the condemned and they are angry so they systematically bring hardship on the blackman by deceiving us with illusional riches and wealth, if this is what you pursue, you can get it but not from the devil posing as GOD.

when you pray, wash up yourself. mouth, nose, ears, feet and hands. remove all images, get a clean room, don't pray where women are exposing their thign, legs, arms and cleavages, or where people are shaking their asses in praise worship, GOD is not in such places. your room and your body is more than enough. stand or knee upright and bow. and pray in GOD's name. "in the name of GOD the creator of the heavens and the earth".

when you earn some money, do not go give to the pastor any ten percent, cos it does not belong to the pastor, It belongs to GOD. But GOD doesn't need it, He is the most beneficent. use that 10% to civilize people and feed the poor. i have my own explanation for this.

GOD loves you more that the wholeworld combine. he seeks you, and he wants you in Heaven at once. heaven is a condition, you do not need to die to go to heaven. it is where you are just happy, contended e tc. GOD taught us how to eat to stay healthy and live long. ever since i came in contact with the love of the living GOD, my life is happiness and fearlessness, and i'm just new to it. stay upright and submit to GOD.

This is why i love nairaland.You see and read all sort of things.

Weah96:
LOL, this guy actually prophesied about believers giving birth to human beings?

Give the man a cup and let him stand at the intersection begging for change. Who's feeding this useless apostle?

you go fear na,people have refused to use their brains.

It takes a high level of stupiidity to believe this.He's just guessing.Where are the high denomination naira notes?Nigeria's economy is actually better and not worse,christians will have babies?are you kidding me?Muslims and atheists will have babies as well.

paulGrundy:
And october 2014 made it 100 years,

Waiting for another 100years again, it could be the watchtower Jehovah just got married to a new wife or he is in a long journey that's why he is taking so long.

damn

paulGrundy:
What's the problem bro? Can't be patient for another 100 years?

The wait is worth it you know.

you've been waiting since 1914.

finofaya:
What other balance do you propose?

how about no suffering at all?

How can africans be waiting for Armageddon? #Brainwashing

finofaya:
And what is this supposed to mean? I don't think you are well grounded scripturally.

Obviously it is not every prayer that can be granted. For example God cannot grant one a prayer to become Godlike, or a prayer to run into a huge amount of money. Similarly, a prayer to end world suffering can never be granted. That is like praying for hell fire to quench. What is God to do with such prayers?

There is a balance of suffering that must be maintained, so some prayers will be answered and others won't.

balance of suffering you say?this is sarcasm isn't it?

Giitheon:
Hmmm..my view,GOD'S initial plan was a perfect world..that was why e created perfect humans to rule nd dominate it initially...GOD gv dem a choice den,of which they erred nd dat is why we die today...GOD'S plan was nt 4 d earth 2 cum 2 dis level of chaos it faces 2day!....men interrupted his plans wen dey sinned.....secondly God isn't goin to distroy d earth,even Eccl chapter 1 says al tins pass away b d earth abides 4eva,d begining of a new heaven and earth is wen God removes doz dat choose nt 2 blive his son...nd continued in iniquity....*GOD repented dat e created men,bcuz dey went against his plan.....thnk u

do you people reason at all? How can perfect humans err?

SisterMe:
And the sun is kept from falling by which gravity- The Milky Way gravity right? And the Milky Way Galaxy is kept from falling in space by which gravity- The universe gravity right? And the universe is kept from falling in space by what?

When you get to the end of your wisdom, that's when God's wisdom appears.

No point badgering ourselves over this, you can go on with what you believe and I will go on with mine.

we do not know everything,but this does not mean we should accept something that is CLEARLY FALSE.Did Joshua command the sun to stand still or not?

SisterMe:
Oh, i forgot, gravity that keeps the earth from falling down. To where, pray if I may ask? Which side is up znd which side is down - in space?

therefore godidit...your question makes no sense,the earth is constantly suspended in space by the gravity of the sun.This makes more sense than a book that claims that the sun stood still,don't you agree?

SisterMe:
and the last angel messenger to Laodicea he is..and yes it is interesting truely.

yeah yeah really interesting...pillar of fire and all that.

SisterMe:
The earth suspended in the midst of space (nothing) is also illogical. Deal with it.

that is not illogical because something is holding the earth in space.It's called gravity. Google is always your friend.

SisterMe:
I provided three answers, which it appears you misconstrue as " dont question God.."

those answers are illogical,but i decided not to pursue as i know where it is going to end...been there,done that.

SisterMe:
Yes I am. There are many who misrepresent hiz teachings unfortunately but that does not change the fact that his message is the forerunner of the second coming of Christ, intended by God to clear up tough issues, correct wrong doctrine and prepare the bride of Christ for the rapture.

the 7th angel...interesting

SisterMe:
I believe yes there will be freewill in heaven. Guaranty it will not be misused is God's Word that tells us what will happen after this world. His Word never lies and He said sorrow, tears sighing and crying (all consequences of sin) will be no more. You either are a believer and believe this promise or you are not a believer, questioning His promise.

There is no eternal torture in hell for sinners, because it would imply they have a form of eternal life. Hell and its contents have an end after aeons of time. Could be a zillion zillion years, nobody knows. Its long enough to be extremely terrible. The wages of sin is death period. Death is separation from God. The only place to keep those separated from God is hell. It is not for us to question God's discretion just as no one questions us when we kill an ant.

Proportionality of justice- God is not a democracy. It is a theocracy. His judgment is ALWAYS just.

i seriously thought you were going to provide answers but alas it is the same old don't question God routine.Whew! Are you by any chance an adherent of the teachings of William Branham?

Adeoba10:
So na Amosun talk say make she no use bb, abegi, dont politicize dis issue joor.




























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jux kidding

lol. bros you no well at all

AmberQueen:
2weeks ago & she is already crashin @ ur place evry nite

Many a times,I wonder wat happened to our momma's & papi's time wen relationships wer based on love,mutual respect,d askin out of ladies by gentlemen(who wrote endless love letters & will still be turned down) & undastndin.

Anyways,u shud 've asked her y she keeps starin @ u wen she is supposed to be sleepin.

Wat do u want Nairalanders to tell u kwanu

madam abeg keep quiet.If one writes love letters now, you'll still be the ones to say--''na love letter i wan chop,your mates are sending Iphone 6 and you are sending love letters''. Rubbish. #joking#

Al Baghdadi is probably dead.

Will there be freewill in heaven?If yes,what guarantee is there that it will not be misused?If no,why then did God not make humans without free will in the first place? How does a lifetime of sin warrant eternal torture?What does proportionality of justice mean to God?

What did i just read?

berem:
On-going research indeed. You're so jobless that you now research on Buhari and his arrest of Fela which happened decades ago. Why don't you channel your research on Boko Haram and suggest possible ways of ending the insurgency as a saTANist and tell us what JonaTAN has to offer in 2015.

Yeye dey smell!

where is your brain?

Gombs:
Nora would you just shut up?

but it is a fact that lake died 40years before the first ebola outbreak.Google is your friend.

EzePromoe:
[color=#DC143C]Wow. The Finals.[/color] [color=#DC143C][b]Now my criticism;

1. JENNIMMA
Jenny, you are naturally beautiful to be sincere. You've got a charming smile and I've tipped you and 4 others (though I failed one) to get to this stage. But if anything would hinder you not finishing top, it will be your photo background. But if the voters will look over this, then you're my best bet. I feel also that the advantage of being first on the list is already there to your favour but don't be relaxed yet. This same thing worked for Thorerah in the last edition until someone pulled a Miracy. One thing I've noticed in Miss NL, the most beautiful don't always win. You just need something more than that. As for your Q&A, methinks you didn't give that your best shot. Not that it was bad, but it was just average, there's nothing inspiring there but you've given your best already. At least you are a good billboard of the contest, looking at you encouraged me to scroll down further. Goodluck to you!

ROZZAY
You're pretty and matured. You've got so many rooting for you but hey you may be SURPRISED. To be sincere, your Q&A orientation was too informal to have been used for contest. You know very well that this isn't the jokes section or maybe some post you quote but a contest for that matter. Assuming you were enrolling for MBGN pageant, would you use pidgin English? A capital NO NO. Please just take it as a lesson you should correct. I know you have a good sense of humour, but let your posts in other threads do the education on your personality.

VIVLY
You seem to appear one of the brainiest (no disrespect to other contestants). Your interview was superb, you killed it but why does it seem like you guys are being stingy with pics or could the fault be from the judges? I don't think so. In a grand finale like this, I expected to see new and breathtaking selfies, not something recycled. You're beautiful and coincidentally, you have almost the same smile with that of your role model, Chimamanda. Hope you rise higher to someone more renowned than her. Your input raises my hope of a brighter Africa under female leadership. Goodluck!

ROKIATU
Seriously, I was surprised you agreed to join this contest, something that is rare amongst the old female NLders. I hope someone like Idowuogbo takes this as a challenge just as you took yours.
I hope at this stage of the contest you've not gone to relax. The contest is still open to every contestants, so you have to be on the watch.
You're undisputably the sexiest on this list. You've not just got the charisma, you've also got the class. UKWU! Keep ROKIng!

TEMIGRACIE
You're a black beauty. I still believe you can pull a surprise, it's never too late. If your campaign manager is not doing enough work, you can come in and do it yourself. Lupey, out of oblivion, and came out the Miss Nairaland. She really did hardwork by campaigning for herself. You can still make it. I don't want to talk about your interview because you were taciturn there. All the same, I wish you goodluck!


You all are very beautiful but I'm not going to vote for anybody because I wish I could vote for all of you but it isn't possible. My allegiance to whomever would be the winner.[/b][/color]

jobless man