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Liability:
expecto pectoria

what the hell! it's expecto patronum.A patronus spell that chases away dementors

Because of this section,i am standing on an atheistic cliff,i hope i don't fall.

naijaboiy:
Did you miss the part where they said "if it were you what will you do? "

i missed it,please highlight it.

wilsondave:
if u don't have something good to contribute why not then keep quite and stay away. @ op it is better u stay away for a while till your uncle comes back cause the house is dangerous for you, but don't hesitate to tell your uncle what you saw. good luck.

this is fiction you idiat.

Story story...

merit12:
First I didn't wanna comment ,but I wanna comment


Something similar almost happen last night(some of you might know the or read the story on health section)


He is a very good guy,known and respected by all,had a chatted and call him after he posted the first dairy.every thing went well



After he upload the. Second one ,I chatted him and the last thing he said to me bye.


My stomach starting bitting me,my feets were very heavy,I shared tears and taught maybe he was playing or so.




SoI dial his number switched off ,mehnnn I couldn't sleep again oh,I tried. Calling till the next morning ,untill I fell and sleep(thank jeez he was found and I'm bera now)




What I'm saying is ,I refused to believed he was gone because I have been using that same number in calling him


So I found it diffcult to delete his number.

It really difficult because I believe he will always pick my calls when I dial his number.







It hard .......to delete. ....because....I will continue to try the number hoping he. Going to pick



Miss you and get well soon dear

are you drunk?

omenka:
Lmao!!! See what they have come to celebrate; Reuters' prediction!!!

By fire by force, they must find something for someone who's got absolutely nothing to be sold by!

I can post here dozens of writeups by foreign media indicting Jonathan and his government, predicting his imminent defeat in the forthcoming elections!!

These saTANs are getting really desperate!!

please post them if you can,i dare you!!Reputatable media outlets like reuters only.

urcutecrush:
I can attest to this.the fact that i am female even makes it worst cos they think i shouldn't av any reasonable thought.what I fear is the future will I be able to continue under this pretense.I hope I found someone with likemind.being an atheist in this society is just when u are the only sober person in a car and nobody allows u to drive

I know the feeling.I don't agree that absence of evidence is evidence of absence though.When one considers things like the deist idea of God,karma and ''supernatural'' occurences,declaring oneself an atheist becomes a leap of faith.Don't you think?

tpia6:
Well, true.

we never ever see ya pinshure for this nairaland before o

paxonel:
where is arch Bishop Benson idahosa, where is Bishop Gordon osaghede?, the late rev. Oswald Hoffman, F.W Borham. where are they? these were great men of God.
death nor dey respect anybody, whether you bad or good

lol..i was expecting this.

OLAADEGBU:
Na today your mods dey close threads?

what's your problem man?does this story make any sense to you?

SisterMe:
Hello AlfaSeltzer, i just felt I should say a word or two at this point. I now you would have preferred not to have this disease, so i can say i am sorry to hear you have this disease and a consequent short time to live. Like you said, we all die, but its the attitude you die with that matters.

Now to your quoted desire.. You have already met Him and do not need to meet Him physically, since your first meeting did not profit you except you change course now. You met Him when you saw the Bible. Every question you could ever ask Him has already been answered there.

How can a father discipline his child and claim to love him?
How can a mother discipline her daughter and claim to love her?

You can choose to see the drinking glass as half full or half empty, it depends on your attitude. On the positive side, your disease will make you ponder on lifes questions like never before, seeking credible answers. This is God's desire. He will go to any length to bring you to your knees if you are his predestinated seed. All predestinated seed will respond on their knees in submission at His call. Someone that is not a predestinated seed will respond in the opposite direction, cursing abusing, angry at God, just like Cain, the son of the Devil.. thats how He responded when God called him - violent , bitter, and angry, full of hatred.

You are currently responding to God's call like Cain. If you die with that attitude, it would mean, that you were all the while, a son of the devil like Cain. I am hoping for better things for you, that after the initial anger, that you will calm down and soberly consider the situation. What would you gain from going to hell unnecessarily? is it not just your pride talking? Why not surrender and submit to God that He indeed has the power to make or break you. Only pride will hinder you from doing this and as you know, pride is Satan's identifying characteristic and of His children. I am trusting that you ar a child of God. If so, then change course now AlfaSeltzer.

Did God have the power to prevent you from having this disease? Yes
Why did He not do it? To fullfill His eternal purpose
What is His eternal purpose - to reveal who He is, a saving, healing, merciful, kind, gentle sweet God

Since He is the potter, He has the right to fashion out anything He likes with the clay. He can make, crumble the clay, make it again into something else, burn it in fire to give the clay strength, and He can make some clay for drinking with, and some to carry poop. You and I are the clay, you have no right to question the potter doing with His clay what He wills, just the same way nobody questions you when you kill an ant. Reconcile yourself positively with this fact of life.

predestination?

Stat 204;escaped by the skin of my teeth.

OohMpa:
[color=#808000]Fück Nollywood movies, always making guys hope

Na so your boy go buy "Tear My Bra If You Can" hoping to see some tearing, exposing, smõoching and kpanshing.

The only thing ooh Mpa saw was only one bra and it wasn't even in any area of tearing. The only bad thing wey dey the film na that kind touch you dey give nyash wey get ebola. No palpation, percussion or auscultation

#Bringbackvaselinemoney [/color]

palpation,percussion,auscultation...are you by any chance a health professional?

Japhteez:
Because you didn't go to school not to talk of you wearing kaki anyday!

wicked

morbid:
If Papilo is not there,then there is no list. Imagine where they have put C. Ronaldo?? Has any other present or former EPL player won the FIFA World Best award?? It's even remaining only one goal for Ronaldo to equal Raul's record of all-time Champions' League highest goal scorer. Just because Ronaldo is not an English player,that's why they relegated him to 6th position. Nonsense!!!

u be mumu i swear.

dabossman:
Can you compare the number of seasons Nicky Butt played with the ones Okocha played? Not to talk of the titles he won. It's not exactly a list of who is better you know.

you are wise sir...leave all these sentimental Nigerians

So sad...that's why after all is said and done,i still prefer to live in Nigeria than in any other nation.I don't want to be treated like an animal by any idiot simply because i'm a foreigner.

I know say poor people for nairaland go start to dey vex now.

skydeep:
The men should take charge of the kitchen after the end of this match

make e for no be like say you sef no contribute for the discussion.

My own advice;FACE YA STUDIES!!

Since when did mizmycoli and thecongo become influential nairalanders?

Op if you like shout from now till tomorrow,the BRAINWASHED will not hear.

Toyozzie:
na wa oooo..so you expect me to read all dis

you're probably one of their victims,read and be liberated.

diluminati:
[size=16pt]I thought i was going to see a thousand and one shoes collection. This is very disappointing and of nairaland standards i should have expected more. Why does this type of nonsense celebrity jargons make fp like it is one very important thing that can change someones lives. why is nairaland desperately trying to mind trick the youths into nothingness? when is the front page ever going to be filled with insightful posts that will definitely change the way our morally-decaying youths think? i'm just ashamed how nairaland has stooped this low. ask yourself oga kpatakpata, why are your ads declining?[/size]

sometimes i wonder if the moderators look at the content of the thread before moving it to front page.

timawoku:
well am still living! And you 'existing',

ok...still living reetard!

timawoku:
nope dude! Difference is am living, and you are existing!(If dats ur definition of reetard,fine by me)

fine.living reetard!

Simply reetarded...

queencalipso:
Hmmm, those of you saying that the videos he released looked like a controlled demolition and is different frm wht happened to the guest house y not show us wht a controlled demolition really is. U TBJ haters are so blinded by ur hate for him that u refuse to accept the truth evn whn it is stearing u in the face. U jst can't accept that the man is innocent, u call for his head without proper investigation evn whn the man is asking proper authorities to investigate the incident how is this different from a jungle justice? Evn whn d man tries to exonorate him self by providing proof to back up his claim u ll still say it is not true. This thread is not flooding and also not on fp bcz TBJ haters have nothing else left to say. Shame on u all cz the truth will always prevail no matter how hard u try to burry it. The lord shall vindicate his own. Haters go and hug the nearest transformer.

brainwashed fool! You can't even spell properly,i wonder what people like you would have been saying if your family members were among the victims

plaetton: Foolish gods like yours says there are no other gods. You had better acknowledge the existence of Zeus, Apollo, Race and Amadioha.

It's only a foolish god, a god cultivated in the fertile minds of unthinking fools like you that would seek to punish a person who does not believe in his existence, while, all he has to do is simply show up.

this is heavy!

musKeeto: Not exactly. I was a member of RCCG. Head of the media department and assistant house fellowship teacher. The latter was the closest I got to becoming a pastor.

ok boss.would have loved to ask questions but i am really busy.

Link please. Which kind lie lie story be this one?