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Christianity Etc › Re: My Reaction To The Front Page Topic: "Names Of God And Their Meanings" by Ranchhoddas: 8:27pm On Aug 31, 2014
maynation: What's ur point?
where is your brain?
Christianity Etc › Re: 17 Top FACTs U Probably Don't Know About JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES by Ranchhoddas: 5:27am On Aug 28, 2014
Yooguyz...food don come ooo...#yooguyz
Christianity Etc › Re: EBOLA Is Manufactured By Satan – T.B. JOSHUA by Ranchhoddas: 5:14pm On Aug 22, 2014
saasala: I disagree with you on this sir. Man has brought this upon himself. Man's extinction will be from his own hands. He is bringing diseases upon himself, he has built nuclear weapons, atomic bombs to wipe himself off the surface of the earth.
can you please tell me how man brought this on himself?
Health › Re: Patrick Sawyer's Widow Apologises To Adadevoh's Family by Ranchhoddas: 2:21pm On Aug 22, 2014
Kanwulia: Noble gesture.
HER HUSBAND PAID WITH HIS LIFE!
Shyte happens! kiss

Them health care workers should stop being DEATH CARE WORKERS AND USE GLOVES instead of jumping from patient to patient with one stethoscope. . . spreading deh-zi-zez. . . and killing themselves! kiss


NA UNA GOD OF DEH-ZI-ZEZ I BLAME. . . the ever MAAAHCIFOOOL GOD!
Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!


For he so loved the world. . . he gave his only BEGATTED son and A BUNCH OF INCURABLE deh-zi-zis!
Shooooir! Make e come take 'songs of praise'! kiss
kanwulia,i no know say you be atheist o
Romance › Re: Ladies Tell Us, What Approach Did Your Worst Toaster Use? by Ranchhoddas: 12:26pm On Aug 20, 2014
marieolae: no just correcting him smiley
i see
Romance › Re: Ladies Tell Us, What Approach Did Your Worst Toaster Use? by Ranchhoddas: 12:18pm On Aug 20, 2014
marieolae: u mean do*
chai,you wicked oo...why you dey fall the guy hand like that now?
Politics › Re: Jonathan Calls Sawyer 'Crazy Man' For Travelling When Sick With Ebola by Ranchhoddas: 9:38pm On Aug 12, 2014
MissMeiya: Indeed. In Nigeria, microbiologists are bankers. So why not.

Pro-America? Very funny.
adaptability,flexibility,in an ever changing nation and world these are essential traits one must possess to be able to compete effectively,i sincerely hope that one day you can understand that.(Naija hard).As for my pro-America declaration,i owe you no explanation.
Politics › Re: Jonathan Calls Sawyer 'Crazy Man' For Travelling When Sick With Ebola by Ranchhoddas: 7:29pm On Aug 12, 2014
MissMeiya: What was incorrect or "trash" about what I said. Tell me why someone should study zoology to pursue a career in government?

I know is the trend to hate Americans on Nairaland, but please say something sensible.
A person should not aspire for a government position because he/she read zoology.If you don't see anything asinine in that statement then there is nothing i can do to help you.You also believe that there is a trend of hate against Americans on nairaland,how exactly did you work that out?I am personally very pro-America.I am just anti-idiocy.
Culture › Re: A Thread For Mixed Heritage Nigerians by Ranchhoddas: 6:36pm On Aug 12, 2014
majekdom2: I like this combo .....nice. * looking for a sweet kalabari babe , dated one but didnt work out*
funny,i don't even fancy kalabari girls.
Politics › Re: Jonathan Calls Sawyer 'Crazy Man' For Travelling When Sick With Ebola by Ranchhoddas: 6:34pm On Aug 12, 2014
MissMeiya: That's the sad thing. Growing up in the US, I was taught that being in government meant you wanted to work for the people and make a difference. The kids I grew up with who wanted to go into politics, studied law and worked in community organizations and nonprofits. That's what is expected.

I've been an activist and nonprofit organizer since I was in high school. I live to volunteer. My dream is to make a change in the world that will live on after I die. Those are American ideals. They teach us to think we can change the world.

So when I told my parents and boyfriend I wanted to enter Nigerian politics, you can imagine the shock I got. My boyfriend actually told me that if I entered Nigerian politics, I shouldn't let him love me just to lose me like he lost his father. My parents started showing me things and people that we know and are related to, who are involved in politics. And I finally understood that change does not happen in Nigeria through politics. Politics in Nigeria is about maintaining the status quo, by BLOOD.

It makes sense now that someone who studied zoology could become a president. I'd like to know any other country where that is possible, and how that country is managing. How can someone enter government and not study LAW? Only in Nigeria.
so what you are saying is that anybody that wants to go into government should study law.It's really funny how dolts like you believe they have the right to say thrash about Nigeria because they grew up in the US.You should be quarantined.American ideals indeed.
Politics › Re: Jonathan Calls Sawyer 'Crazy Man' For Travelling When Sick With Ebola by Ranchhoddas: 6:20pm On Aug 12, 2014
goldfish80: Am ashamed of the president's utterances. His language lacks candor. He's the President of Nigeria not president of Ariaria market traders association.
you cow!your signature fits you.
Culture › Re: A Thread For Mixed Heritage Nigerians by Ranchhoddas: 6:11pm On Aug 12, 2014
My thread,my dad is kalabari(rivers state)and my mum is yoruba.#nawedeyhere
Health › Re: FG Confirms 10th Ebola Case In Lagos by Ranchhoddas: 8:09pm On Aug 11, 2014
Wily2wily: Yorubas eat too much Monkeys.
very stup1d but funny.
Romance › Re: How To Play A Crazy Girls? by Ranchhoddas: 11:24am On Aug 10, 2014
jennylove7575: tah small pikin cut the insult.hold it there. If u ain't foolish yourself u won't insult a person u don't know. Gbeborun.
*yawns loudly*
Family › Re: Young Widows Open Up On Their Life And Séx by Ranchhoddas: 11:04am On Aug 10, 2014
J12: Your husband's bestman? grin Konji na bastard.

If I was president, all widows will have a monthly allowance of 300000 naira flat for upkeep. angry Vote me for president
you want women to start killing their husbands ni?
Romance › Re: How To Play A Crazy Girls? by Ranchhoddas: 11:00am On Aug 10, 2014
jennylove7575: Op so this was the stuff you were writing over those shots of ogogoro..I see, no wonder the title and story no add up..I can see the handy work of gbana.. smiley
i want to believe that this moniker is owned by a guy,but if you're female then you are really foolish...@op i am not experienced in these matters so i have nothing to say.
Education › Re: The Origin Of The Word Oyibo by Ranchhoddas: 2:50pm On Aug 09, 2014
Chukky86: Not big. But tall. Get the point.
more like huge.Get the point.
Education › Re: The Origin Of The Word Oyibo by Ranchhoddas: 9:40pm On Aug 08, 2014
ajoguegbe: What's the origin of Oga is it Igbo or Yoruba?
it's yoruba... O ga meaning he's big.
Politics › Re: Ebola Scare:2 Feared Dead,20 Others Hospitalised Over Excessive Salt Consumption by Ranchhoddas: 8:22pm On Aug 08, 2014
purplesummer: I doubt anybody had the time to watch the video. Sorry tongue
Romance › Re: Why Shouldn't A Lady Ask A Guy She Wants Out??? by Ranchhoddas: 7:41pm On Aug 07, 2014
rozzay: For wat! If a guy I like doesn't ask me out den simple he doesn't want me so y shuld I waste my time wen dere r millions running after me. Plssssssssz
millions?plssssssssz ...i'm sure they aren't up to 1.5#na joke oo#
Romance › Re: 5 Reasons To Date A White Woman by Ranchhoddas: 8:32am On Aug 07, 2014
englishmart: helloo. I don't sell, UNN post utme pq. I just help to advertise for a colleague who sells.

Btw. There are many white ladies in the country. So what are you saying.?

Or can't someone be based overseas and still run business in Nigeria?
linus!
Romance › Re: 5 Reasons To Date A White Woman by Ranchhoddas: 11:04pm On Aug 06, 2014
englishmart: forget Hollywood movies o.

My white gf doesn't behave like that.
We quarrel, sometimes we fight, yet she's never thought of a split.
you have a white girlfriend and you sell UNN post-utme past questions.Forgive my presumptuousness but how does that work?
Education › Re: Vice-chancellors Of Nigeria Universities (photos) by Ranchhoddas: 12:24pm On Aug 05, 2014
LMAyedun: Prof. Michael Umale Adikwu - University of Abuja
that is not Prof Adiukwu.It's Bartho Okolo,the immediate past vice-chancellor of UNN.
Romance › Re: Ladies What's The Largest Amount Your Man Has Ever Given You? by Ranchhoddas: 12:26am On Aug 05, 2014
Coldfeet: Its obvious most men and women here on NL are miserable!! So they come here and look for who to pick on just to add some excitement into their darned and miserable wretched lives! So just for a miserly and paltry sum of 3m una wan crucify the op? So if I come talk my own nko NL fit crash again be that o? I built a house in lekki! Established a posh up scale event place in the same lekki! Bought an SUV! Had an account balance that prompted my account officers to pay me monthly visits! and many more all these came from a man!! A man with one dicck and two balls like you all haba!!! Na so poverty don turn many nigeria men grumpy reach? Please you all should just shut it! Your fathers don't give you mums money i see and if he does and she collects it she must be one cheap jobless ugly who.re.
bla bla bla...*yawns loudly*
Romance › Re: Ladies What's The Largest Amount Your Man Has Ever Given You? by Ranchhoddas: 12:20am On Aug 05, 2014
desdichando: who.re of babylon...ashewo 10kobo...women are carving niches for themselves and all u can think of is eating a man's money...dont u have any life ambition
come and advertise urself in this thread https://www.nairaland.com/1290971/list-out-ashawo-joints-states/95#1290971.3068

let me copy paste what i told another nairalander like u called jennylove7575

... v heard all ds one before....dnt worrry that ur market ll soon stop selling when younger and more sexier girls begin to compete with u...by that time u will start joining church choir and forming Ada Jesus....and thats when u gonna open a thread on nairaland with titles like 'Why are men wicked', 'Why are men dogs', 'How do i make my poozay tighter',
I will remind u of this post in 2 years time by which then u wud v been past ur 'peak'. Till then keeep runsing w wink wink wink
bros you are 'mouthed'
Romance › Re: Popular Nigerian Celebrities Recount How They Lost Their Virginity by Ranchhoddas: 12:11am On Aug 05, 2014
chimajii: It won't
then you don't know nairaland.
Romance › Re: Popular Nigerian Celebrities Recount How They Lost Their Virginity by Ranchhoddas: 12:02am On Aug 05, 2014
In case...
Christianity Etc › Re: Heaven Or Hell; Where Would U Go? by Ranchhoddas: 8:44pm On Aug 04, 2014
jamesbridget13: hemmm! Ei be like say na only me waka come 4 this thread oo
haha...there was a time when i would have been shocked after reading comments like these,but after spending over a year on this section,nothing suprises me again.In fact,i now look forward to these threads.
Romance › Re: Share Your Worst Embarrassing moment Wooing A Lady by Ranchhoddas: 8:33pm On Aug 04, 2014
Alleluia: na now u just dey know?
i like your sense of humour,it's good
Romance › Re: Share Your Worst Embarrassing moment Wooing A Lady by Ranchhoddas: 7:31pm On Aug 04, 2014
tosyne2much: no let dis babe para 4u oooo
na joke i dey oooooo
Romance › Re: Share Your Worst Embarrassing moment Wooing A Lady by Ranchhoddas: 7:19pm On Aug 04, 2014
Alleluia: undecided Reason- bcz we r online. That z all.
are you that ugly? i jest! I jest!

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