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jamesbridget13: are u kidding me?

Generalkorex: lol
dis is 21st century

otipoju: When i was in my late teens and was rolling with all the girls in the neighbourhood, understanding the female psyche. Mothers in my hood will warn their sons to steer away from me and eventually reported me to my Parents. (All my my mom would say is "esha ma lo Kondom, AIDS is real oo", in her wisdom that one needs to sow wild oats while you were still young. They also reported me to my Uncles who were also seasoned professionals and would just laugh it off. Long and short, most of my friends who were repressed ended up being clumsy around girls and when they were unleashed about five of them "gave girls pregnancy" before they were 23.

The one they said they should avoid is turning out to be one of the most articulate, focused and educated individual. I can not tell how many favors that ive received from women just because i understand them well from years of relating with them.

When to talk, when to keep quiet, what to say and what not to say. How to douse a tense situation and how to create sexual tension when there is a lull. when to keep them in suspense and when to be direct, when to crouch and when to pounce without warning. when to say sorry and when not to give in.How to flatter without appearing to flatter.

You do not learn all these as an old man.... it will be too late then.

The interesting thing is that no woman is exactly the same.

Is it in these days when there is so much access to porn and diseases that you will be pretend that kids know anything about sex and not manage the situation well.

As for me when my sons and daughters are 15, i will encourage them to bring their sweethearts home so that i can give them sound advice and how to play safe if they play by mistake rather than turn a blind ear and deaf eyes and let my children die of AIDS before my eyes. Make we leave story ojare.... to each man his own.

Plus if the unintended happens, i know who to hold responsible. I lost two female friends to abortion in SS3, if their parents knew and managed what was going on in their lives they would have learnt how to play safe in the first instance and never gone to a quack doctors.

Generalkorex: like what

alutacontinua: yours must be in the range of 50-59

ChristineC: How does parents' IQ determine that of the children?

alutacontinua: It's not possible
that's why I perform IQ test on any guy that comes close to me

cococandy:
60. At a jet plane's speed of 1,000 km (620mi) per hour, the length of the plane becomes one atom shorter than its original length.

How do you measure something that's an atom shorter?
What difference does it make BTW?

nikkypearl: What is PISSING me off nw is how sum guys are PISSING girls that are telling us what PISSES dem off! Arrrrrhgg


Ranchhoddas!!back off d PISSINGs!

buttchick: Hahahahahaha
Hehehehehheh
Hihiihihihihihi

Ur pocket reach? is that real? Huh?

jennylove7575: yes o..its a matter of cash.

jennylove7575: see poor man talking

jennylove7575: Penniless guys with long throat weh wan chop better thing. Guys who cannot even afford my Brazilian wig asking me out. Or guys who dey drive kponkpon agbegilodo in the like of car asking me out and guys weh dey wear China clothing. Those are the kind of guys that pisses me off.

temigracie: ....lol....

temigracie: aal izz well..

KwoiZabo: Why can't the govt. do an emergency data capture for all car owners in the country and a special sticker issued that will be on your front wind screen for easy identification by so doing any car that is used for suicide bombing from the number plate the owner will be identified. so any car not carrying the sicker or number plate will be immobilized immediately wherever it is sighted.

justi4jesu: And you cannot speak, make my Grand ma no catch you and you are a guy..hmmm your children na Queens English only oh

justi4jesu: Confirm

How you take know?

justi4jesu: I can speak.

Ibate......bo leki

Goodmorning or welcome...come n sit down!

EagleScribes: Fresh air tinz. But come o. Why is the elephant bearing the same name with the Raju of 3 idiots?

500GP: WHY WILL I OPT IN FOR SUBSTANDARD UNIVERSITY LIKE UNN? WHEN THERE'RE BETTER (BEST ) UNIVERSITIES IN OTHER REGIONS

eneres: The report by the OP is very inaccurate. First of all, the UG students were occupying a hall illegally, a hall that was due to be renovated and despite being told to vacate several times, some kept staying on. The school therefore disconnected them from power supply for some days, and the generator wasn't serving them.
. They got angry and said that if they won't have power in their hall, then no one would have light. So last night, they went and forced the gen operator to switch it off, and were chanting No More Light etc etc. Then PG students later met the operator, and got him to turn the gen back on, and the undergrads became angry and wanted to storm the PG hall to harass them.
The guys in PG had to lock all gates, but this didn't deter the UGs, as they forced down the main gates and the inner entrance. Some even got into the hostel, but the PG guys were able to push them out and baricade the door. In the process, one UG who was trying to resist got injured.. The UGs also destroyed several cars belonging to PG students, throwing rocks and stones at the windows and doors and generally vandalizing PG stuff they could lay hands on, including water pipes, tanks and taps...
more details later pls