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BusinessRe: Help!!! I Mistakenly Sent N1m To A Uber Driver by Ranchhoddas: 9:11pm On Nov 17, 2018
babadee1:
People please don't be adding someone as a beneficiary to your payment app when you're only making a one time payment to them. It defeats the entire purpose and makes mistakes like this more likely to happen. Just enter the account details once and forget it. OP sorry for your loss I hope you'll be able to get your money back.
I dey tell you!

Na only my mama and my siblings be beneficiaries for my app!
No other baga!
BusinessRe: Help!!! I Mistakenly Sent N1m To A Uber Driver by Ranchhoddas: 9:07pm On Nov 17, 2018
stagger:
Uber has no business with this. This was entirely due to your carelessness.

So leave Uber out of it, and do as the poster above me has said.
What a Yeye comment!
RomanceRe: Super Cute Lagos Big Boy Need A Girlfriend(with Cute Pics) by Ranchhoddas: 7:33pm On Nov 17, 2018
I like you jare!
No let all these haters discourage you You will find what you seek cool
Christianity EtcRe: You Are In A Computer - Everything You Know Is A Lie by Ranchhoddas: 6:31pm On Nov 17, 2018
ADEMOLA144:
but the movie was called the 3 IDIOTS ? there you go
Guy I don tire abeg!

Carry your wahala dey go!

Christianity EtcRe: You Are In A Computer - Everything You Know Is A Lie by Ranchhoddas: 6:28pm On Nov 17, 2018
ADEMOLA144:
Be that as it may the spirit mmade you choose that name for yourself. and I dont know who the character is in the movie but based on the name he will be a carnal person or a bumbling idiot. the spirit controls all. the higher dimensions control all choices including choice of names. names describe your essence
Epic fail!!!

In fact he was a Genius!

Over 400 patents.

More failure for you!
You even fail pass Buhari?
You sure say you get WAEC?

Try again abeg!

Christianity EtcRe: You Are In A Computer - Everything You Know Is A Lie by Ranchhoddas: 6:22pm On Nov 17, 2018
ADEMOLA144:
and basedon your name RAN-CH-HOD-DAS the spirit that made you choose this name for yourself is speaking through the name. it means YOU ARE THE WALKING DEAD
Clown!

It's from "Three Idiots"; a Bollywood blockbuster. My moniker is the name of the lead character.
Olodo!

Try again

RomanceRe: How To Ask Or Initiate Sex With Your Girlfriend by Ranchhoddas: 6:15pm On Nov 17, 2018
ayobamiJR:
If you can sell all your chairs to Aboki, Please do.. Chair causes a lot of problems when initiating romance. EVERYWHERE BED!!!
Hahahahahaha...
Guy you dey mad ooo...

BusinessRe: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by Ranchhoddas: 6:13pm On Nov 17, 2018
Biggie2206:
No spirit, instead na you no get sense. lipsrsealed undecided

BusinessRe: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by Ranchhoddas: 6:12pm On Nov 17, 2018
BadLuckonmyGame:
Virtual has a spirit...
No Spirit there man!

You are addicted to the thrill. Read about the effects of Dopamine and liberate yourself.

YOU CANNOT BEAT THE MACHINES

IT'S IMPOSSIBLE!!!

You can take that to the bank!
Christianity EtcRe: You Are In A Computer - Everything You Know Is A Lie by Ranchhoddas: 6:00pm On Nov 17, 2018
ADEMOLA144:
lol alright dude. I see you are scared to drop your console details so I can see the program behind it. so i can see your destiny and your purpose in this reincarnation. so i can see the numbers controlling you. it may not be pretty because I will tell you all the codes whether good or bad. some people are down here to suffer and be afflicted till they die. they are here to pay karmic debts of past life. i can tell you that through the numbers, so if you are not ready for bad news maybe you should not give me your details
E no work!

Try again!

Christianity EtcRe: You Are In A Computer - Everything You Know Is A Lie by Ranchhoddas: 5:56pm On Nov 17, 2018
humandroid:
Stop insulting Ranchhoddas, I keep repeating that your ego is not being threatened here, it is your belief system that is being shattered. You built up your own version of truth from the fabrics of data that you accummulated over a Time-frame, and then you read something that your mind can not fact-check based on your limited sub-conscious dictionary using your automated botnet and the result is null. That is how the program works, then the next thing is, emotion is generated and since you think you are your body, your adrenaline pumps, that is the fight and flight mechanism.

You need to debug your psyche and start re-learning on the latest discovery and learn meditation, shut down your thoughts and shut off all sensory inputs and you will within two or three hours see yourself as formless consciousness floating in no where. Keep going in deep deep and deeper and you will see the code that makes up the Universe and if you do it long enough you will see the Sun, right there and you can pass to the next dimension or even outside to another Universe.

These I do not hide from you all like Mystery schools do. There is a lot you can do at that State which you need to figure out yourself.

Be humble.
Billyonaire!

I will start taking you seriously the day you send me 100k.
Christianity EtcRe: You Are In A Computer - Everything You Know Is A Lie by Ranchhoddas: 5:53pm On Nov 17, 2018
ADEMOLA144:
what i am doing is not astrology. it is spiritual science. higher dimension science
Whatever man!

Whatever!
Christianity EtcRe: You Are In A Computer - Everything You Know Is A Lie by Ranchhoddas: 5:48pm On Nov 17, 2018
ADEMOLA144:
of course i have proof. the proof is you. you are like a walking zombie in the matrix unaware of the higher dimensions. thats because you are capped at 2 percent
Where is the proof?
Christianity EtcRe: You Are In A Computer - Everything You Know Is A Lie by Ranchhoddas: 5:48pm On Nov 17, 2018
ADEMOLA144:
i need the full date so i can look at the position of the sun in the zodiac when you were born. like 30 of october 1990 etc etc. this is the science of the atlanteans. the wisdom of solomon and Daniel. it is back again. consulting higher dimensions and looking at the program behind humans in the matrix.
Astrologers are a dime a dozen on the internet.

Go and sit down!
Christianity EtcRe: You Are In A Computer - Everything You Know Is A Lie by Ranchhoddas: 5:44pm On Nov 17, 2018
ADEMOLA144:
try me. i am not peddling myths. i consult with the higher dimensions through numbers. it is a numbers matrix. numbers control this world and reality.
Do you have proof that we use just 2% of our brains?

Why am I even wasting my time with this guy?
Christianity EtcRe: You Are In A Computer - Everything You Know Is A Lie by Ranchhoddas: 5:42pm On Nov 17, 2018
ADEMOLA144:
indulge me. what is your date of birth and the house number of where you live right now. it is your higher self that put you in this house and with the family you are with and made you come out on the day you were born. so i am trying to decode the program that is controlling your life and your destiny. this is spiritual science and numerology not just philosophy
Day of birth: 10

House number: 123

Go ahead

Embarrass yourself
Christianity EtcRe: You Are In A Computer - Everything You Know Is A Lie by Ranchhoddas: 5:40pm On Nov 17, 2018
ADEMOLA144:
indulge me. what is your date of birth and the house number of where you live right now. it is your higher self that put you in this house and with the family you are with and made you come out on the day you were born. so i am trying to decode the program that is controlling your life and your destiny
Baba go sit down one place!

Why should I take a myth-peddler seriously?
Christianity EtcRe: You Are In A Computer - Everything You Know Is A Lie by Ranchhoddas: 5:37pm On Nov 17, 2018
ADEMOLA144:
you are the epitome of arrogance and ignorancecombined. just because a concept is beyond your understanding does not mean it is false. the things you dont know that you you dont will amaze you when you find out. its as they say ? the human electromagnetic capacity to access wisdom is 100 percent but most humans are capped at 2 percent what if you meet a human that has accessed 20 percent ? will you be so arrogant in your little 2 percent to say all that exists is the 2 percent you know and the extra wisdom being spewed by the guy with the 20 percent is rubbish ? Thats the problem with arrogant yet ignorant people. they know nothing but can never accept that there is vast wisdom out there beyond their understanding. humble yourself fool before the world humbles you. me ? my mind is always open for new wisdom
He is even peddling myths.

Dude gerarahere!
Christianity EtcRe: You Are In A Computer - Everything You Know Is A Lie by Ranchhoddas: 5:23pm On Nov 17, 2018
ADEMOLA144:
you are ignorant, he simply used a round about way of saying your higher self is your guide. the system admin is your higher self.
You are a fool.

"Spirituality calls this the Higher Self and that is the real you HOLDING THE CONSOLE"

What does a console mean to you?

Didirin!
CelebritiesRe: Nina Ivy Acquires A New Lexus by Ranchhoddas: 4:50pm On Nov 17, 2018
Deltatoto:
lol celebrity when Dey drive 3m car.i can’t have such a rickety in my garage.

RomanceRe: Guys Only. by Ranchhoddas: 1:05pm On Nov 17, 2018
rebirthforgoody:
My own is that the stupid guy threatened to kill himself what's my business self.I told him to kill himself that I will come for burial
All these girls una sabi lie oo...

Which kind guy go threaten to kill himself over girl?

OP buy pepper spray. The next time he harasses you again, give him full dose and then kick his balls while he's still writhing in agony.
PoliticsRe: Jibrin Of Sudan And The Audacity Of Fake News by Ranchhoddas: 12:30pm On Nov 17, 2018
DonMekino:
Google "a minute silence at AU summit" and see the results
SMH
PoliticsRe: Jibrin Of Sudan And The Audacity Of Fake News by Ranchhoddas: 10:22am On Nov 17, 2018
DonMekino:
The chips are down! The die is cast!

PROF. OSINBAJO and JUBRIN AL-SUDANI CONNECTION -a must read by every Nigerian.

It's with a heavy heart but a great sense of responsibility and patriotism that I give this brief account of what I know as an insider about the very catastrophic events that have seized our dear country Nigeria currently.
Every man must account for their actions and inactions before our maker sooner or later.
Our highly cerebral brother Prof. Yemi OSINBAJO is a highly learned attorney and Pentecostal Pastor who likes to put up a facade of a wiseman and a pius Christian.
Therefore it was not a surprise that many a Nigerian was shocked at the news-break a couple days back that he has been indicted by the National House of Representatives with regards to his misappropriation of a whopping N5.8B being monies meant for the most deprived, endangered and vulnerable fellow citizens of Nigeria.
The question on the lips of most Nigerians now is, Prof, where lies thy wisdom, thy piety, thy anti- corruption mantra and posturing?
This brings us to the major theme of this piece. Prof. Yemi Osinbajo is a very important pawn on the chase board of a very rabid, ferocious and vicious power hungry cabal who currently exercise absolute hegemonic authority in our country today.
This cabal is made up of COS Abba Kyari, NSA Monguno, former DG DSS Lawal Daura, Buhari's relative Mamman Daura, COAS Buratai( keeping an eye on the military), El-Rufai( providing the intellectual fibre because of his pseudo-intellectual pretensions) and a few others. This cabal has an inexhaustible war chest and unfettered access to the national till.
That is why it will not be wrong to add the GMD NNPC Maikanti Baru, the Controller-Gen of Customs Rt.Col Hameed Ali and the DG of NPA Hadiza Bala Usman as members of this cabal. They bring the cash as and when needed, any amount. Hadiza is represented by El-Rufai and some other proxies.

The reasons and how our learned brother, SAN and Pastor got himself into this big mess in which he currently finds himself speak very loudly to his unbridled greed and inordinate ambition. It's a well known fact amongst the Aso Rock cabal that our brother the VP is very corrupt and has his locker full of financial skeletons.
Right from the inception of the current government when PMB put him in charge of NEMA, OSINBAJO has been neck deep in unsavoury financial malfeasance and the cabal has been taking note. This rendered him vulnerable and subject to blackmail in the hands of the cabal who didn't want to bother him as it's well known that the matter of anti-corruption is not something that ranks high in their lists of priorities.

So when in January 2017 Buhari passed on in a U.K. hospital, our learned brother, SAN, Pastor and VP was expected to take over as per our constitution. However the cabal told him that he could not as they would not allow a Yar'Adua-Jonathan scenario to replay. One would have expected him to resist the cabal at that stage with the full support snd weight of the famed Lagos press and the the formidable Lagos based Civil Society Orgs. But alas our man had lost his voice and chickened out and surprisingly agreed to serve as VP to a body double, a half educated, low profile, local actor and ex jail bird from Sudan. OSINBAJO could not stand up to the cabal because his hands were soiled in corruption at NEMA. N5.8B was traced directly to him amongst many other financial infractions. The cabal opened book for him and ordered him to keep quiet. One of them confided in a close aide that "he can never open his mouth because he'll end up in prison, that he's too greedy and corrupt"

The cabal proceeded to viciously humiliate and undermine him in every material way on daily basis, sidelining him in major decisions, preventing him from having direct dealings and interactions with his principal, Jubrin Al-Sudani and assigning very menial and sometimes dirty jobs to him to do.
Like always justifying the murderous activities of the Fulani herdsmen and asking Nigerian Christians to pray for the herdsmen while declaring that his unarmed IPOB Southern brothers should be destroyed by the Nigerian military. Even telling blatant lies and using his legal skills to defend the indefensible failures of the the Govt of the cabal.
A source very close to him and one of his security details once came to tears while narrating the ordeals of his Oga in the hands of this vicious and merciless cabal that has no conscience but blamed him for making himself vulnerable because of greed for money and political office.

Now, last week the cabal decided that it was time to "shake him a little" because of the new NNAMDI KANU's revelations about Jubrin Al-Sudani. Following the very precise and mind blowing revelations by NNAMDI KANU, the cabal quickly met and reviewed their strategies for survival. They reasoned that under pressure that Osinbajo cannot be trusted being Yoruba and an outsider in the power caucus of Aso-Rock. So they asked their point men at the National Assembly to open his case in order to remind him to remain loyal and remember that "we are all in this together"

Osinbajo's immediate crisis of confidence started on the eve of Prince Charles' visit to Nigeria. The cabal tried to make overtures and offers to Aisha Buhari to come to Abuja to play the role of First Lady to President Jubrin but she refused.
Prof. Osinbajo was expected to put the wife forward to play the role but he wasn't forthcoming but instead was " speaking grammar" according to insiders. That singular behaviour raised some suspicions about his continued loyalty and commitment to the oat of secrecy regarding Jubrin. They therefore asked their men at NASS to 'beat him into line' by opening the 'book of sins'

Now that the NASS has done their work, Osinbajo has gone to the Cabal on his four limbs to renew his pledge of absolute allegiance and oat of secrecy and the matter of N5.8B public fund embezzled by him will be swept under the carpet for now. Nothing will come out of it as long as he cooperates with regards to Jubrin Al-Sudani project.

They say Osinbajo is not a man of honour or piety as he would want the world to believe. His major character flaw is greed.

When Osinbajo was invited to the UK hospital to meet with Jubrin, after the passing of Buhari, the cabal said they expected him to show some surprise or to raise some objections but instead he was grinning from ear to ear saying it was a 'perfect job and we'll push it through, no problems, God will help us'

On the other hand Mrs KEMI ADEOSUN is an honourable woman. From the outset she worried that the Jubrin project was terrible, perfidious and will attract consequences at the end of the day.
She confided in close aides that she couldn't wait to exit 'a deceitful, desperate and ethnocentric Govt'

ROCHAS OKOROCHA who was in the habit of speaking only Hausa to Buhari when he was alive, after his first encounter with Jubrin in the Uk hospital expressed mixed feelings that 'this project might not fly for too long. This man's Hausa is not very "done" and might give him
away. Again I know my Igbo brothers they will scrutinise and scrutinise until they find out our trick'

TINUBU from the outset was for the Jubrin project, although he was informed very late, but he felt he had IOU with the Govt and would not mind if Lucifer himself would come to Aso Rock to honour it.
He's an unconscionable political entrepreneur who has always boasted that he can deal politically even with the devil himself. That's Jagaban. He's a co-conspirator in this project and that explains why his TV station TVC and Newspaper The Nation are silent.
He's not a patriot but an opportunist.

ATIKU ABUBAKAR is very much aware although he was a late convert to the idea after the deed had been perfected. They couldn't trust him at the inception but had to carry him along later.

OBJ got to find out much later and was furious but confided in close aides that in the interest of national security and peace the best thing was to vote Jubrin out into "oblivion or grave in 2019"
This is also IBB's position.

TY DANJUMA was mad when he found out but was overwhelmed by the fact that he hasn't the means to fight the cabal.

NNAMDI KANU has a formidable international intelligence network that enables him to do what he's doing and stay a step ahead of us. The Govt knows this very well and should have employed a different initiative in dealing with him and his group. The Govt aroused the beast in him in the botched attempt to assassinate him and his parents. That was a regrettable error.

AISHA BUHARI is a very humane and enlightened activist widow.
She hates the cabal who are using a foreign body double to impersonate the late husband. She complains that whenever she sets sight on Jubrin Al-Sudani even on the television, that she experiences nightmares as she feels like she's seen the ghost of her late husband.
She complains to her children and relatives that her husband is not resting in peace and that what the cabal has done is against the teachings of Islam.
The cabal has now bought her silence with money, Billions in US Dollars, the type she had never dreamt of.

This ruling cabal excises rulership and authority over a country of about 180 million citizens with over 300 ethnic nationalities through a collegiate group made up of only three tribes- the Fulani, Hausa and Kanuri. They are in power for only three reasons:
(1) Money
(2) Supremacist ethnic agenda
(3) Islamisation of the social, public,military and paramilitary spaces in Nigeria.

Nigerians should take note that in this evil project the entire APC leadership including State governors and ministers are stakeholders and also many privileged Nigerian elites. They are all benefiting from it through corrupt financial deals.

...COPIED
If you believe this then you should be neutered.
PoliticsRe: Jibrin Of Sudan And The Audacity Of Fake News by Ranchhoddas: 10:06am On Nov 17, 2018
maestroferddi:
Just like you have no clue about intellectualism because you have never been one...
How can someone be intellectualism?

You mumu o

BusinessRe: 100k For Any Brilliant Business Idea by Ranchhoddas: 7:30am On Nov 17, 2018
Mizk:
Don't be one sided, they're better business ideas here, but you decided to help the less important so you can flirt and brag undecided
God I hate people like these!

How do you tell an important idea from another.

You are a total idiott!
PoliticsRe: Jibrin Of Sudan And The Audacity Of Fake News by Ranchhoddas: 7:22am On Nov 17, 2018
maestroferddi:
Who is this pseudo-intellectual?
You wouldn't know an intellectual if he was standing in front of you.
BusinessRe: Make Your Teeths As White Like A Celebrity by Ranchhoddas: 10:25pm On Nov 16, 2018
okwabayi:
Since the natural colour of healthy teeth is yellow I'll skip this.
You wan spoil market?

But seriously I did not know this till I asked Oga Google
BusinessRe: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by Ranchhoddas: 10:20pm On Nov 16, 2018
locust:
3 whaaat huh I was looking at 10-15k undecided
Na Blood of Jesus you wan sell?

RomanceRe: Men Are Wired To Be Polygamous. What Nonsense! by Ranchhoddas: 10:01pm On Nov 16, 2018
This SweetBuns na mumu person o.
You should stick to selling buns!
Ode

RomanceRe: Ladies, Can You Marry A Poor Man And Try To Be Rich Together? by Ranchhoddas: 9:52pm On Nov 16, 2018
funmisticqueen:
this is why we marry rich guys
Unless you are already married to a rich guy, you should not be so sure.
The Pareto principle comes to mind!
RomanceRe: 19 yr old student surprises his 16-yr-old girlfriend with a Benz, Iphone X Max. by Ranchhoddas: 9:48pm On Nov 16, 2018
Ishilove:
I doubt this is true, but let's pretend it is- this is the product of failed parenting.

First, how dare she have a boyfriend at 16??
Na today you know say this world don baje finish?
RomanceRe: 19 yr old student surprises his 16-yr-old girlfriend with a Benz, Iphone X Max. by Ranchhoddas: 9:47pm On Nov 16, 2018
Earthbound:
Wizkid is Muslim, maybe not practicing but by virtue of birth. I'm not one to jump on religious arguments but I made that comment cause of tools like you.
Bros that guy don win you for this argument o.
You are grasping at straws.

Tap out abeg!

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