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Eyo Eyo chicken no dey cry for night

Eyo Eyo

If e cry for night

I go kill am chop

If the owner ask

I go tell am say

Chicken no dey cry for night.

Na because of this woman dem sing that song that year.

I don forget that funny husband and wife name that time.

If you know you know.

Gisthoodng:
The baby looks cute...

Have you seen a baby that does not look cute?

TheShopKeeper:
...pique is very lucky this happened in spain...if he was caught in either finland or denmark, the fine will have been in proportion of his wages...anything between 2% - 10%....reason why there are less offences committed in the nordic countries...

This is already more than 10% of his wages. So what are you saying?

Reference:
Don't worry in twenty years this kind of lifestyle will be lookrs back at with certain regret. When the earnings and sponsorships are a forgotten, distant memory. He is not the first to smile at youthful exuberance.

Stop clowning!

Gerard Pique is not your every day footballer. This was just a minor infraction.

For your information, pique is one of the smartest people (not footballers), people in the world. His IQ is up there with that of Bill Gates and Albert Einstein if not higher.
He is Harvard-educated and has also been appointed to head the Davis Cup i.e. Tennis world cup.

He also has a plethora of business interests.
It cannot happen to him!

Buffalowings3:
That madam that did not run, God bless her.
What happened too her..
Was there ever a monument built in her name?
Was there ever a scholarship bearing her name?
We know hospitals that are as dirty as a pig sty, and where latex gloves are luxury....
One hospital, has no paracetamol. .

Which madam?

Why would a doctor run from a lassa fever patient?
Lassa fever that is very treatable. Not even Ebola.

Oya read and get sense.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ameyo_Adadevoh

cooltola:
The poor are shunned even by their neighbors, but the rich have many friends.-Proverbs 14:20

Lol!

There was one I saw recently that shocked me.

Ecclesiastes 9:16
The wisdom of the poor is despised and his words are not heard

I shock when I see am. I no know say that kind thing dey Bible. Wetin e mean be say: "If you no get money, hide your face"

Feconobu:
Could there still be another lucky soul? Most likely

Number 3!
Just in case!

48k Euros paid with a grin just like that.
It's good to have money!

mumumugu:
some ladies from highly educated family would never get down with an illiterate irrespective of his bank account

Unless she already has money or has really good prospects, this is a big fat lie!

mumumugu:
wealth is a primary factor
power is another factor ( this is why the rich venture into politics.
education ( a jobless graduate is perceived to be in a higher class than a jobless nom-graduate
A law graduate is perceived to be in higher class than a library graduate

It all comes down to money. Once you have money you'll tick all the boxes.
If the jobless guy somehow has money than the graduate with a job, who would you say is in a higher class?

Rubbish!
See how you have turned everything on its head.

No girl who grew up without lacking money will use money as the primary determining factor when seeking out a man.
It does not mean they go for broke men. It only means that they consider other things first since the man's money does not add or subtract from them in any way.

You on the other hand continue to yap about how money is everything meaning you lacked it growing up. A rich man will no doubt turn your life around.

So which class did your "dad's level" give you?

You are from a middle class home at best or an ajekpako at worst.
This is why you have turned a man to your get-out-of-the-rat-race-card.

That's the point. Rich girls seldom if ever date broke men. So where did you meet your own broke men if you did not grow up broke.

Liar oshi!!!

mumumugu:
Class differ from money though financial stability is a factor in determining ones class.

Tell me the difference. My ears are itching.

funmisticqueen:
you say the plain truth. My dad's level makes the available guys fewer.

Lies!

In Nigeria, every one knows that class is a synonym for money. And with the way you are on here everyday about guys having money, it means you never really had much of it growing up.
A woman who has never lacked money will not have money as her number one criteria when seeking out a man.
At best you are from a middle class family. No dey lie!!!

David Ibiyeomie is fun to listen to.

Chubhie:
Both teams to score with over 4.5 is a sure bet.

Na first half draw I wan carry the match.

Had a highway robbery experience once. It was somewhere around Edo State.
The driver of the vehicle jumped out and disappeared into the bush. The robbers were shooting like it was fireworks. We were alone and all other vehicles were turning back. See wahala.
The looks on the faces of other passengers made me more frightened.

All my Jack Bauer fantasies disappeared. A Christian woman was furiously speaking in tongues.

I've never felt so much fear in my life. Some police trucks eventually pulled up and probably saved the day.
When the yeye driver came back he said "una no know say na driver dem dey first kill?".

To slap that man still dey hungry me!

Where is the answer na?

Misslagbaja:
Tell us more before we enter am

The salary is the red flag.
That around 500k monthly.
Dem no dey advertise that kind work for Nairaland.

Fraud!

jesusjnr:
And Noah the stark stone-aged illiterate is the man behind the invention of the Ark!

Would have been a really great invention if it was real.

In fact it would have been the most important since it would literally have meant the survival of our species and the key to our continued existence.

Too bad it's as real as Daenerys Targaryen's dragons.

What about the human conscience?

I know that I wouldn't kill or steal from someone not because of any moral, religious or social code but because my conscience would not allow it.

This for me is inbuilt and not influenced by any external factor. What do you make of that?

This one wey everybody dey talk "therapist, therapist". Therapists dey Nigeria?

LivingDead:
It has been from one complication to another. From the throat discomfort, i get weariness, disorientation, watery eyes, heavy chest/breathing, difficulty swallowing lumps of food, chronic headache, irregular excretion. I just noticed pile. In short, i've stopped listening to and fighting signals. Where i stay, the major concern is how to get food in this harsh economy. Only the rich think of health tips or having a family doctor. But it hurts because i have lost the vibrancy of my youth. I used to be good in public speaking. I used to be good in event planning. I used to be assiduous in any occupation i embarked in. All that is no longer possible due to my physiological debility. I'm now subservient and obeisant to any one giving me succour. I can't fend for myself at 26. I'm feeble. Mum still feeds me and buys me things [down to undies]. It hurts that she's struggling for me despite being in retirement.With my knowledge, i should not be using canoe soap to bathe or eating garri without sugar.

Someone without good diction is governing us at the top Hmm... Ordinary 100 naira to buy ampliclux for the inflammation [boil] in my eye, i cant afford/ Some of us are just alive but not living. Hmm... All my mates have moved to the next level. Some are aspiring for political offices and others in government jobs due to their qualification. My consolation/comfort is my cathartic threads and the will to keep on going.

Ecclesiastes 9:11
I returned, and saw under the sun,
That the race is not to the swift,
Nor the battle to the strong,
Neither yet bread to the wise,
Nor yet riches to men of understanding,
Nor yet favour to men of skill;
But time and chance happeneth to them all.


You have to come to terms with the truth of these words else you will be miserable for a long long time.

The comments are hilarious on this thread!

This thread reminds me of my dad.

Never one to spare the rod. I also got that handshake when I got into the university.

Lost him this year.

Brought me so much grief.

It is the 20th law of power and it works both ways: Do not commit to anyone but be courted by all.

"If you allow people to possess you to any degree, you lose all power over them. By not committing your affections, they will only try harder to win you over. Stay aloof and you gain the power that comes from attention and frustrated desire. Play the Virgin Queen: Give them hope but never satisfaction."

Robert Greene na master!!!

Explorers:
That video is scary and shocking bro.

Moving from one dead soldier to another and giving them another shot in the head just to make sure they're all dead.


No secured base/camp perimeters, no radar in their bases to detect incoming attack from miles away, no communication system, no backup, expired weapons and equipments.


In developed countries, if soldiers are setting up just temporary camp/base anywhere, it will be up to a life time standard and secured no matter how small the size.

Perimeter will be like a mile away with air/ground defence system, communication gadgets, armory, generators and both ground and air support few miles away.


If soldiers are travelling in danger zones like this, they deploy drones ahead their route first to detect ambush and to guide them with their motorcade full of armoured cars/humvees and a communication vehicle.
(Ground/air support not far o in case)


Serious people/Government that value lives of citizens, that's what they do.



We can afford these things, but we wont just do the right thing here.

Men at Nigeria/Chad border/Borno, you giving them hilux and staying in holes and under trees camp like animals


The more the pain/agony/suffering/crying of the people, the richer they become.

Give me a link to the video please!

It's pheromones at work.
What am I even doing here
Iranu!!! Abasha!!!

Toks2008:
Just as the earth you are writing this from is mythical.

Actually I'm writing from Mars!

LandlordHopeful:
I could've sworn you're an atheist/irreligious

Lol.

Me too.

I wanted to ask him that.

Sitting down to imagine a mythical place.
Well done sir!

LuciferAngel:
Nairaland feminists are reading and running away.
Why?

This baby pain dem well well oo.

So far I've seen Saff, Jamariwolff, funmisticqueen, highqueen, shugavee, pocohantas, sweetbuns, uyaiIncomparabl, allaboutkatiee etc read yet no comment.

Not even a "congrats".


Na their way. As nobody gree impregnate dem, make everybody own no move.

They are finally realising that we don't need them.
We can carry on with our lives & still deal with them here.

They thought we attack them cuz we're interested in them!!
Hahahahahahahahahahaha

Shots fired!!!
I repeat!!!

Shots fired!!!
Over!