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[quote author=Fear.com link=topic=597273.msg7666674#msg7666674 date=1296829808]@Martian; i wrote a song for you. . . . . . .How dumb thou art,how dumb thou art. . . . [/quote]

^^

I like the way you deny your tribe and even your fatherland.

Tingles:
Voyeurism is the pastime of witches, MAMA was sponsored by fellow club members to report live actions in the bedroom of Mr. & Mrs. Anamba to the other members. She got busted cos she stopped chanting her incantations and started moaning. . .

She saw Mr Anamba's prick and collapsed.

Decryptor:
Control Room: "This is Aviation Witchdustry calling in,WITCHFORCE 001, Do u read me?" | Mama Witch pilot: "Positive, control room i read u nice and clear." | Control room:"What's your status?" |Mama Witch Pilot: " MAYDAY!, MAYDAY!!I'm running out of fuel!!!" | Control Room:"WitchForce 001 abort mission!, i repeat abort mission!!" | Mama Witch Pilot: "Copy that, control. initiating emergency landing!" >>> thud!! On MR ANAMBA'S ROOF!

Unfortunately, after landing on Mr Anamba's roof, she wasn't puttin on parachute and landed arkwardly inside Anamba's bedroom!

ezeagu:
Let's see what the 'Man of man' says first.

That's funny!

[quote author=Jenifa_ link=topic=597273.msg7663669#msg7663669 date=1296783563]mental/psychiatric issues.
the police ought to put a shirt over her head. why did they leave her upperbody unclothed?[/quote]So after reading the topic, the above is the best opinion that you can come up with?

^^ Amen!

nekyluch:
@My peace, Madam if you dont know what to say you better keep your mouth shut. We are not here to debate whether omosexy is older than you or not. Omo sexy 's age is a settled fact and everyone already knows that,so if you are not okay with that you can go and fall into tha lagoon.

Take am easy abeg, na fight? . . .Ah-ah, wetin? . . .She no get right to air her opinion again? . . .Aba na you O!!!

Decryptor:
WTF??!!!!!!!!

. . .Me sef, I taya o!

eghost247:
Yeah But there should be a limit dont get too close

True!

vescucci:
@op, gradually withdraw from her. You can be very good friends with married people of the opposite sex but there's a reason why exes are exes. They were confused then, you'll be confused now.

Word!

naijangel7:
Your mugu shall never die. Were ni e. Hustler

. . .Now, you gat me laffin hard when you called me a hustler!

Ofcourse, ama hustler na; everyday am hustling, and that's what made me successful today.

osas007:
Abi nahh hush hush girl, do you know what modelling is called?that what you see in the picture so what does gay have to do with it hun?

Try comprehending very well before going for attack. Your question is surposed to be for the lesbi above me.

naijangel7:
which dictionary contains the word "talkless", Mr. Oloshi Olodo?

Your mumu go last.

ninny36:
Na wa oooo

Na real wa O!

deco2come:
Courtship doesn't take away the freshness of your marriage. If dating a lady for about 5 years will take away the freshness, what will happen after 8 years of marrying a lady without dating her；Do you think the freshness will also die?

The fact is this, marriage is like a two side blade, you might get the sharper side. Dating or no dating doesn't guarantee a joyful marriage. It boils down to getting the right person.

True!

LoveKing:
I dont think so. Our Grandads can testify. They didnt court, but their marriage is the lastest!

Funny but true!

uwemjack:
yeah we 've been flying b4 d aircraft! Voodoo, witchcraft or whatever name its called exits whether u ignore it or act civilized. There is night an day, demons and angels, evil an good, your ignoring it does'nt take it out existence. Wake up

Tell em!

buzugee:
dude the parents are too busy doing early morning and whatnot to offset the never-ending barrage of bills as well as to save for nigerian investments. the system in the west is what caused this breakdown in family structure. not the parents or the kids. the parents and kids are just a victim of the society. hence my reasoning that kids are better of in nigeria if the parents are rich

[quote author=Natasha,, link=topic=592719.msg7649178#msg7649178 date=1296598263]A child can do something bad due to peer pressure likewise another child can do something evil due to the environment. E.G If i were in a place like America I would not hesitate to sue my father for physical abuse now there is 50% possibility that when a child get to know of his rights he/ she can become disrespectful to some extent.[/quote]True.

I can't shout! . . . .*Leaves the thread immediately*

Demdem:
And why is this on the front page me think seun has a crush on this lady.

Lolz

X's na pastence jare!

sealworld:
The problem with this country is that we can not generate internal revenue. it is high time that Witches and Wizard start paying tax and vat. imagine the woman flying for free.

in fact what is the police doing about this?  offenses are as follows:

1. flying on an unregistered airline.
2. no airport license.
3. was she on an international route? if yes, where is here passport/visa

Laffin my balls off! . . . .Guy, u no well at all.

Outstrip:
This is so sad. People are so freaking ignorant and the Nigerian police is the worst of the lot. Take this woman to a psychiatric hospital. She obviously has a mental problem. This is so sad and embarrassing. Nigerians should be ashamed that a sick person is suffering and everybody thinks it's a show. That is how people saw a beached whale at the beach in Lagos and claimed that it was a sign of the end times. Get treatment for this woman. With proper medication she can leave a normal life.

Before you brand NP the worst, pls, explain how a sick person got to the roof of someone's house without ladder.

Martian:
Why try to act civil? Because people in civilized societies don't act like barbarians and pelt people with stones and sticks.

Maybe they should have set her on fire. I'll bet you would like that.

She was stonned to come down from the roof of the house and not when she had already fell down.

Dis Guy:
alakori oshi.

. . . .E don tey wey I hia dat kain talk last.

tlops:
are you suggesting marriage at first sight

Lolz. . . I can't help but laff!

Mtscheeew. . . . .Next pls!

^^

+2

^^^

That person needs brain suggery.

^^

Can't believe you just typed all the content in the bible just b'cos of this useless topic!

Worst thread of the year!

The westerners also punish their children harshly (in one way or the other), I don't know why Nigerian's case is diff.

OAM4J:
if it is the other way round, will 6 months be a short period for her to start 'shopping' the guy's money?

. . .Oloun O!