₦airaland Forum

KingDash:
What’s all this pictures.. i didn’t grow in the trenches

😀😀😀 Na mr funny you be I swr..

May be na only me dis money palava no dey disturb

Cause first first, I no even get money for my UBA account

My work place dey trek-able

Grocery shop wey dey near me dey collect transfer ( when buy 1k something I go transfer 1500, Dem go kom give me the 500 for hand) shikina.

Ruggedniggaone:
After spending more than a year at home you still expect students to spend another 3 weeks at home for one useless election, na God go punish all of you because I dont just know why Nigeria govt that has already turned 5 years course to 7 years want to add another years so I can become a grandpa before leaving school, this is not fair at all,closing of sch for 3 weeks is a senseless thing to do after more than a year at home honestly

Bro even me o
I swr I don tire
I no wan put up my life story for hia but believe me when I say I don tire

Mehjn i dey confuse o

No idea on whom to vote for anymore o

Dshocker:
I don dey use one eye dey look you....

Lol....I swr that guy just sound like comedian.

samtheman:
President Atiku Abubakar.

My former president 🙃

Boat regatta happening live....

Pdp entertaining the yenogoans

and massive cash out to the creek Men for not shaking the table...

Illegal1:
Shege to any enemy of progress....

Now the lady don hide her real face while d man commot face keep.

Some of this silly thing's dey contribute to the reason why men no dey too-too tay for union.

*********AM JUST SAYING*******

dogtails:
Go if u wan go nor dey ask yeye question

Lol...ohh world people.
Make una dey try dey calm down naaa

Those mountains will be moved in no distant time if only you will believe n do the right tingasa....

TheChameleon:
Olodo Rabata.

Person wey get 3rd Class...wetin he wan go talk for there ?

He should have delegated Soludo with 1st Class to go on his behalf.

Oga wetin kom carry 3rd class enter hia now.

@peterObi nabania

Pls how do you say no to a request that actually looks like this...

"Mike can u pls help me with 10k n doggy"....?

Ologundudu2020:
If he’s my brother, I would have cautioned him never to repeat such act again, that’s very unprofessional, it’s 2023 for God sake , what if something goes wrong, and the engine shift, so we start looking for who to donate legs or what? Even the car is not safe working that way.
I can only give him an accolade for lifting that heavy engine but not for working safe.

"Looking for whom to donate leg"

I tripped for that very line

ATLIEN2027:
Bola Ahmed Tinubu is the next President of the Federal Republic of Nigeria.

I get your pathetic point,but I don't think the ballots will move an inch from there units.

That's to say manipulation ain't gonna be possible

PLEASE I URGE ALL OF US TO DO THE RIGHT THING..

Will the Temporal sheet which was given during registration be accepted for voting if the PVC ain't Handy?

I fit bet with my handsomeness say na the same final yr students go report say their exams questions too cheap

Especially d ones wey dey form 2.1

Wetin consign 3rd class wey don dey jolly for em apartment say d days exam been go well.

jeromestarks:
Trust me, doing that will make things worst: she might pack into his house. I've seen it before.


The best thing is to start making sexual advance at her until he sleeps with her. Then he should act like he didn't care.

Op Fvck her and pretend nothing happened then go ahead to ask another girl out. Post the new chick pix all over your WhatsApp so she can see. Hype the new girl and then invite that creepy girl for sex again.

Do this repeatedly and you will see her fade into oblivion.

BIG FAT TRUTH
BRO you Early begin do woman tin.
Believe me....

I don't know what to say my brother...

Wickedfacts:
His reputation is gone!

Gone How?
Tiwa reputation don went?

ibechris:
Wall gecko isn't poisonous.

Wall geckos were or might have been poisonous

U know how much I dey see per month?

But e dey RED for me immediately after second week

mediclife1987:
#600 dogfood.

Lagos!

U know how much I dey see per month?

But e dey RED for me immediately after second week

Franciscabless:
Why have a dna check if there wasn't any doubt?

Na so I dey 4 my own o
My guy kom dey tell me say one gyal dey Accuse wrongly of impregnating her.

And with a very serious look on his face o

Few yrs later,and he was like
"bro I get pikin o"
And I was like wow

And he was like
U remember that gyal wey I been tell you about say she Carry belle?

I said yes

He was like "na me been give her the belle o". And while he was saying it he was busy smiling nonsense.

Within, I was like dude must you lie
I didn't ask you shit
You walked up to me n started lying about stuff I didn't ask you or have any idea about.

PLS TELL THAT LADY TO BRAINSTORM ONE MORE TIME,

She might remember this time around...

Dem no born ASUU well to go for another strike.

Imagine FG o

I'm a final year student no be occupation naa. Plssss

Honestly, I never know when Dem go pay November salary ...

Make nobody make me laugh abeg plssss

GistFullGround:
E be like say the African teams dey vex; no more inferiority complex.

Ride on!

Not missing the super eagles of whatever in this very tournament.

At least Tunisia is an African country, despite the fact that dey ain't originals....

No to racism

skj1377:
I think People with the name Buhari have something about deceit in common just thinking out

Soon Dem go kom carry u go flog Huawei cord for neck.

If u. Like be Engine-student, no body go protest for u.

U wan carry people wey don see old and new money play abi? Issorite

Tegabadguy:
fine girl

E sure for me say U no go sabi book 4 real life.

Bet me.....

Emperorx:
Are witches for real?

GEROUT..

Hamzashaf99:
This is overkill. Tomato paste in Okro soup, after putting in the Okro, and then you added raw fish?

How?

Dat nigga from ODUDUWA kingdom