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Tapout:
I can testify to this....

The fear of losing you to another lady keeps them on track.

babino22:
very true

yes, sure!

oluwashola4me:
Nice one, bro! Gbayi!

Thanks man!

kentuta:
You just exposed our ladies..

That's an expository piece written by one of those that graduated from Jankara University!

Ayobami93:
Nicely written

Thanks, Ayo!

kingsilly:
You never know what the future holds

Lol! Funny you

kingsilly:
Hmmmm

Is this a form of booking space?

Please, read patiently and digest...

I'm using this medium to express a bitter truth; I don't care what you call me...if you like, call me 'crazy'...if you like, call me 'baby'. We might not say much but we put our thoughts into writing just to prove you a fact!

If you are still romantically blind; I mean, if you are still a 'Johny-just-come' in the dating game, you have surely landed on the right place It is erroneous for a guy to think that women are not romantically clever! Bro, they are!!! After many hours of thorough brain-storming in my little library of Romantic Psychology, I came up with these tips...u fit call am 'expo'

1) Act as if you are flirting with other girls sometimes: Until most girls realize that they have competitors, they will never value you in a relationship. Haven't you pondered on why girls still go for a guy, even when they fully know he has girlfriends, yet, they ignore the guy who's lonely? Ogbeni, even if u nor dey flirt, u fit pretend; watch how her behaviours go change!

2) Create scarcity for yourself sometimes: Nobody values something that's commonly seen. If mangoes too many for basket, small small children go use some take play ball It's more pleasant when a girl tells me that she misses me than when she tells me that I'm disturbing her! Some people never really value a common thing until the 'common thing' becomes uncommon.

3) Don't act as if your life depends on sex: I bet you, this is one ancient tool that women have been successfully using to 'subdue' men. Don't wait for religious books to tell you that it could be possible that Samson allowed Delilah to cut off his hairs because of the sweetness of her 'womanhood'. It could be possible that the young man had never bleeped a woman with such intimidating sweetness of 'womanhood' before. Mind you, I only said 'it could be possible'

4) Don't make yourself a predictable guy: It's very easy to suffer emotional torture in the hands of most Nigerian ladies when you make yourself predictable. Your decisions are waved off as nothing; they can predict your next move...they know you will soon come pleading like a child whose mother left at home even when she is the one that offended you! In fact, make yourself mysterious sometimes.

5) Strive to be comfortable: You might not be rich now but strive so that you can thrive in whatever you are doing, boy You see, when you are thriving in your career, a lady respects you more. Spend money on yourself. Buy good clothes and eat good foods. In summary, look fly and fresh! It's better to attract than to impose!!!

Keneking:
Sai Buhari...its getting closer.

EFCC should pick him up as he steps out of the meeting. Its a good time to interview him. Nonsense

Must u include the pic of ur brother (that monkey) in order to express ur meaningless opinion?

Praktikals:
Bet why

U can as well hang urself!!!

Keneking:
Chai..Jonathan sef

Why can't u use ur brain?

Enahi:
The Avengers should better watch it, the Federal Government is seriously on their case. Am sure some of those guys or their supporters are on nairaland, you will be located through your IPs.

Instead of you to look for something meaningful to do, look at the crap you are typing!!!

medpren:
yoruba man, March to the creeks and shoot militants with your Mack 4 tongue, not typing under your mother's bed with your phone.

Lol! You dor finish dat guy wey dem dey call DaBullIT!!! Serves him right! O boy, see many 'Likes' for dis ur post! That guy types before he thinks and not the other way round! Once again, kudos for giving him the caning of his life!

All na washy!!! After some weeks, we won't hear of this crap again.

Really?

High-definition scam!!!

Bullcrap!!!

What's the essence of this news to the average Nigerian youth who has waken up for the hustle of a new day? To start jumping and clapping because a governor is putting on coat and travelling to Lebanon?

...And so? Who did he help? Anyway, make I hurry go Mama Gweke place before the akara go finish!

AngelAhnie:
You go skin to skin I fear for you

No. I don't make love. I'm a celibate!

blkmum700:
don't mind the fool who wrote that rubbish,he or she can join NLC to protest,No state in Southwestern Nigeria will protest that rubbish,Subsidy is gone forever,anyone who doesn't like it should relocate to another country.i know some people are still angry they lost power but so sorry to say,they have to wait till 2023.

Just like your Tinubu who happens to be a daft and an old fool mobilized people for the same reason of stopping subsidy removal in the last administration. You guys are nothing but hypocrites!!! Buhari is just an incompetent fellow from Katsina! He is a dullar.d!!! Who e pain, make e go call police come! Rubbish!

jasysandra:
Relax and learn.
Folks like you make moving forward difficult.

Leave that dude...Ben Carson is coming soon with his surgical instruments! His thinking faculty needs formatting!

ba7man:
When GEJ and his croonies were looting the Nation dry in full presence of everyone, these Mumus didn't know we would be worse off soon.

When oil prices were free falling without the previous administration saving, some people's brains couldn't tell them we would be worse off soon.

When corruption was the foundation of the Nigerian economy, some people's brains didn't figure out we would be worse off soon.

I'm glad I never got to witness how GEJ would have handled this economic crisis he helped create.... if he had won.

Your level of reasoning clearly shows that you are even worse than the people you just mentioned! Go to the kids in primary schools so that they will teach you Verbal and Quantitative Reasoning...if that doesn't work, then we can invite the American neuro-surgeon, Ben Carson! When he arrives with his surgical instruments, you will know what's up!!!

AngelAhnie:
Hope you go about with your ticket

The only tickets left with me are the ones I can use to load fuel at Warri Refinery and another one to watch movies at Bronzebird Cinema! For the other type of ticket, the chemist man that was selling to me dor kpuf!!!

Lalasticlala, rocktation...make una dey encourage us nah! Frm yesterday to this moment, I have seen so many threads on front page that didn't worth it but because they had to do with celebrities' bodies like asses and boobs, we come see dem for fp...na wa oh!

ahmedkoded95:
Op nice write up

Thanks

TuneChi369:
Nice write up

Thanks!

WHIZKIDEFE:
Rapmoney, you head is there.. Mostly that number 6. Some guys can fall hand o. Thrs this guy in my hood who won't buy indomie n egg for himself on a normal day bt he can close his account or borrow money from friends to take a girl out.. I nicknamed him Mr.Impress/impressor.. Some Guys needs to be flogged for such attitudes..

Lol...dat guy na real state mugu!

AngelAhnie:
Lol, Rapmoney is field marshall who patronize olosho

You can call me Lord of the Oloshos!

Today is 15th May, 2016! Let it be known that I was here!

AngelAhnie:
you nor well

...but na based on observation nah

seunmsg:
This useless UK dailymail again? Instead of investigating their stories properly and getting the facts of the matter, they just copy unsubstantiated lies from PDP propaganda sites and publish to unsuspecting British public in order to poison their minds against supporting UK aids to Nigeria. The UK government and people should be told that we don't need their fvcking aids anymore, they should simply give us back our stolen funds that are hidden in corrupt British banks.

If any commission in Rivers state is so sure that Amaechi misappropriated £338million, the Rivers state government through the Rivers state ministry of justice should charge him to court. He has no immunity from criminal prosecution, they should charge him to court and stop making wild allegations.

Buhari is already prosecuting those who stole at the federal level, state should please join the fight against corruption by prosecuting those who stole state funds.

If e pain u too much, make u go force the state governors to copy the Katsina dullar.d nah! You think the state governors don't have better things to do with their time?

AngelAhnie:
That makes you my customer

One spotted already!!!